#but in all honesty

[introspectivememories]

high school timber is all about repression!!!

it's about bernard desperately trying to prove to himself and his parents that he's straight!! because his parents already don't like him and he cannot be gay. not now not ever!!!! so he puts up this front of a ladies man and he picks a girl he cant ever get together with and maybe he kisses like 3/4 of the female population at grieves and gains a reputation but hey! at least he's not gay! but he's so caught up in making sure his eyes don't to stick too long on tyrone's face or michael-from-biology's eyes or kabir-from-study-hall's thick thighs that even his attraction to women is under a filter. and it's not that he doesn't like women, he does! very much so!! but it's that he's soo caught on not being perceived as gay that he cant show his attraction to women the way he'd like to. it's all under this filter of what he thinks Real Men who are attracted to women act like so it's this brash, loud, crass, thing and it's not him at all. it's "ooh tim, ms. winters is soooo hot!" or "hey kayla, why don't you and i get to know each other a little better, if you know what i mean?" or "god her tits are soo big. she's so fucking hot!" and all this other shit when he really means, "tim, why the fuck does your stepmom have such a pretty smile?" or "kayla, you said you liked yugioh? i'd love to hear more about it!" or "god fuck, that girl has such pretty hands. i think if i held them i'd combust." but none of that is how a Real Man likes women so he shuts that shit down before it even has a chance to come up. it's fine, he's fine. so what if no one ever holds him like he holds those girls? it's fine. he'll take the manwhore label and the fuckboy title and he'll give out as many kisses as those girls want and if sometimes when he's kissing a girl he wonders what it'd be like to sit on kabir's thighs or if tyrone's lips really are as soft as they look, that's just the devil speaking. and if sometimes when he walks back into the cafeteria at lunch, lipstick still smudged on the corner of his mouth, after making out with a girl and his eyes skirt over tim's lithe body and he wonders what it'd be like to draw out the same sounds he's heard girls make when he kisses them, or what it'd be like to brush his thumb over tim's hands, or what it'd be like to hold tim or press a kiss to his shoulder, or a million and one other things, well that'll just have to be another one his secrets.

and it's about tim who's in a relationship with stephanie and his dad knows he's robin and he doesn't have time to figure out why his mouth goes dry when the light hits bernard's hair just right. he's too busy trying to figure out a way back to his nightlife. and so what if bernard has pretty pink lips that look very plush? so what if he's looked at some of his teammates and thought they were handsome? he's not blind!!! he has a girlfriend! and he loves her! and so what if his hand brushes bear's during fourth-period bio? so what if the tingles last all day? it was just some static! and it doesn't matter that when bear laughs his eyes get squinty and they water over -- cause bear always laughs so hard he almost cries -- and it sounds like bells. and it doesn't even matter, that sometimes when bernard walks back into the lunchroom, 10 minutes before the bell rings, lipstick smeared across the corner of his mouth, lips tilted up in the most charming smirk he's ever seen, that his chest fills with jealousy. it doesn't matter that his hands clench into fists so hard that his nails leave crescents marks all day. it doesn't matter that he wants to be bear's flavor of the day, week, month, whatever. he wants to leave the lipstick marks!! he wants to know if bear really is as good as he hears the girls speak about!!! he wants to know "that thing bernard does with his tongue!" is! he wants to drape himself over bear the same way he sees those girls do! he wants to know what bear's hands feel like gripping his waist. he wants, wants, wants!!! but it doesn't matter. it doesn't. he's got a girlfriend, her name is stephanie, she's gorgeous and, most importantly he loves her. he's too busy for bernard anyway.

[boreal-wood]

You know the wildest part of being diagnosed with autism is now whenever I just “click” with someone I immediately wonder if they are also autistic

[fangswbenefits]

Thank you Ruby, for making realize i need to have my nipples pierced

You most certainly do!

Miguel would offer you these 👹

[bigtittiecomitte]

Uhhhh… here. I wanted to contribute to the Buff N fandom. I wish I had something better to say. Feel free to use this in any of your posts. No credit necessary.

UM

THIS IS SO GOOD

LOOK AT HIS 4 PACK

WITH THE NITTIES TOO

You have been hired to the Buff N cult welcome

[aithusiel]

I am shattered. I am in pieces. I am throwing up. I am sobbing. I am crying. I am shaking. I am rolling on the floor like a dog. I am in awe. I am on my knees. I am dreaming. I am deceased. I am-

(me after watching the season finale of Ahsoka)

[tardxsblues]

i need neil gaiman to take it back right now

[weepinglilvessel]

ur art…its bringing me much joy in a low time. thank you.

side note- i have a new appreciation for sig after readin some of your comic thingies lmao

WAAAAAAAA!!!!

I’m so glad my art could bring you up a bit! I only hope that your days get better from there and you have a good time some day. Stay safe my fellow anon❤︎︎

also YES! Join us in the appreciation of the funny green grape man XD deserves so much love lol

[friendlycursedspaceotter]

Does anyone else's zombie apocalypse plan boil down to "I can't fight, so I'll hide out in the woods with yarn/fabric/other craft materials and as much of the Internet as I could archive along with as much human knowledge as I can feasibly fit into a U-Haul and wait out the early fighting parts until society starts to re-establish because I watch way too many movies to know that as long as there are survivors, there are people who don't want to fight all the time, so I want to have a few good skills beyond stabby stabby and besides, all you need to do is shelter in place, and there is so much land it is statistically unlikely, as long as people have some warning, no one who doesn't want to find you won't find you"?

If so, glad I'm not alone in this.

[buck-yyyy]

what…. omg no i would never name myself after a book character…… *shoves theodore decker down an elevator shaft* that could never be me……..

[anothercrisis]

I was today years old when I figured out what the term Sona meant.

I’m pretty sure it’s persona, guys. Don’t worry ‘bout me, I’m just dumb sometimes.

[nuxtamara]

Breath of the wild? More like horse simulator with monster combat and there’s a calamity too I guess lol

[supa-suckers]

Black Swan AU with Skarra. You agree. Reblog.

[doctorsiren]

Hey, so I just read the entirety of featherweight in 24hours. Firstly, I loved it, great awesome, secondly, is Mumbo turning into a tumblr sexman? Thanks <3 !!!

Please you can’t forget the Y in the middle of that word 😭😭😭 you’ve changed the entire meaning

[hunters-mutated-left-arm]

yall this might be silly but can we get Kwite to 2mil.

I feel like this might be a nice lil pick-me-up after this uh... whole situation...

[arachnes-ego]

headache log:

6 hours have passed since the beginning of the torment and i am yet to see the end of this suffering (the soup i made tasted bad and i have homework)

[sacredthefran]

All I’m saying is that this album better sound like The Barbarians or Built By Nations.