#but it all performs a function
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Vox likes to build little trinkets for people he likes. He used to be a "buy your affection" type of guy, but since he doesn't have access to/no one trusts him with money anymore, homemade gifts are the next best thing.
Once the Vees get him back from the hotel crew and realize he's mellowed enough that he can be trusted with (small) electronics again, they provide him materials to build things with. Vox is thrilled– it's so much more interesting than just sitting around playing with Vark or staring at a screen all day.
Over the years, Val and Vel each end up with desk drawers filled with little, semi-functional electric devices. It's not clear what all of them are meant to be, but they make good fidget toys and mean the absolute world to them.
#various members of the hotel crew probably got stuff too although theirs were significantly cruder#the stuff he makes for the vees isn't exactly high tech#but it all performs a function#even if it's not always clear what that function *is* exactly#vox (ram)#valentino (ram)#velvette (ram)#neutral#light#Randomly Accessed Memories
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smthin about blitzø's romantic relationships defined by him as bodyguard, with fizz, with verosika, and with stolas. something about that being a part of his core, either as a negative (it's all about putting his body in front of theirs because he's the "less important" factor and it's the only real thing he feels has to offer alongside sex) or as a positive (he likes protecting others, he likes being of use, it's a good way of communicating how much he cares and he's good at it)
but yeah, that forming part of the foundations of those relationships from his side
#helluva boss#blitzø#blitzo#he'll protect all of his loved ones of course#but that's not what's needed for millie or moxxie or loona or barbie#bodyguard is a function that specifically relates to his romantic interests#ALSO AGAIN MY DESIRE FOR BLITZ!WHUMP#BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IF HE CANT PERFORM THIS SERVICE??????? I WISH TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my meta
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you know, an interpretation of ct that I don't see that I personally really love is that she's a fuck up. like yes she's cool and she has some good fight scenes, but a huge part of her character is that she makes mistakes. the mistakes that she makes are ones that on their own aren't the end of the world, but she keeps making these little mistakes, and they eventually add up until she's out of room to make any more.
a really good example of this phenomenon in action is the actions she took leading up to her final confrontation with carolina and tex.
strike one, she thought she saw something in the water, but when asked by the leader what it was, she brushed it off as nothing when even if it had been nothing, it would've been smart to tell him what she thought she saw.
strike two, she didn't sense or notice florida's presence when the leader did, and she looks at the leader twice, once as she pulled out her magnums, and again after she did a scan of the room, almost like she was looking at him for guidance before he finds florida and takes him out with one good axe throw.
strike three, she couldn't convince the leader to leave when they had the chance to get away, and her cheap tricks were not enough to hold off either tex or carolina in a fight. they were only good for incapacitating her opponents enough for her to get away, which doesn't work when she has no escape.
ct is not tex, or carolina, or south. she is not a one woman army who can get herself out of trouble when she's stuck in tough situations. she needs people who can watch her back, she need a team who can cover her when she does mess up, and the leader and his team were not those people. she couldn't bring herself to trust them, and they couldn't bring themselves to trust her, and that cost all of them their lives.
#i say i never see this interpretation of ct as if I'm not the only person having ct thoughts in 2024 lmao#red vs blue#rvb#agent connecticut#this is why wash and ct work so good together they function best in teams but theyre put in situations where theyre on their own#and they suffer because of it#but where wash had no choice in ending up w/o a team ct did#the ability to choose is a powerful tool. but being able to choose means that sometime somewhere someone will choose wrong#oh to further clarify the interpretation of ct I'm used to seeing is stereotypical hyper competent badass bitch type character#I've never really seen ct that way though tbh. she's a rebellious smart-ass who loves stating the obvious#it's honestly a pretty childish trait which i think goes well with her complex about being seen as a kid who needs excuses made for#her subpar performance in the field#basically in her head ct is james bond but in reality she's cringefail loser girl who wants to be a hero#you know what analyzing and discussing how heroism is viewed in rvb might be a pretty good essay#these colorful guys and gals aint heroes theyre all losers trying their best#anyway I'm off to attempt drawing a meta! tucker piece that may or may not turn out
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to all the sports “writers” mad that sharks winning the lottery proves that “tanking works,” i regret to inform you that this team actually tried very hard to win every game. they just suck.
#to me tanking is only bad if the team is intentionally throwing games or messing with injury timelines to lose games and such#a team selling their good players for picks is not bad its literally how the deadline is supposed to function#if you take all these stupid suggestions of playing to win first overall would only ensure that bad teams are bad for a VERY long time#if you want to incentivize poor performing teams to at least try to be competitive at the end of the season then introduce relegation#esp given then way this league for some reason seems hell bent on expanding to like 36 teams#but anyway. what do you want? some team HAS to be number 32 there’s no way around it and given the continual expansion of the league#there are less and less ‘star’ players to go around#it is quite likely some teams just will not have one!#anyway. invent some thought provoking critique please!
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hey remember when biden said ‘why i and so many damn people have cancer’ and then had to explain it away by saying it was skin cancer?
#i genuinely feel bad for the man at this point#regardless of party i would think that in a situation where a man was in this bad health#(sleeping all day brain fog no stamina etc)#he should have stepped down/been allowed to step down#he was in no condition to perform the functions of the job
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I've never thought about it before but it's truly wild the range of professions in my family
#from college professor (one music performance and one theology)#to nurse to stay at home moms to air force pilot to accountant#to my other aunt who manages the ranch for a famously rich family#and she and her family are like functionally maids for them when they're in town. cooking for them and whatnot.#but also they have all the responsibility and free rein of the place when they're not around#and my grandma's an artist! that's just mom's side too#my dad's siblings are more conventional. lawyer lawyer wife of lawyer accountant doctor.#but their aunts and uncles include some fun folks like my grocery exec uncle#i think this feels surprising to me to realize because ok my siblings came about slowly#but also these people were never treated as example paths i could follow#we just grew up among military people and homeschool moms and that was all i felt like i knew of the world#siblings
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To The Moon Minisodes Eva's diary entries
In both of the minisodes if you leave out Eva's diary (so when you don't click on it while playing as Eva) you can later read it when the player controls Neil.
Minisode 1 diary entry:
Neil's reaction is fear, if you try to read the entry again he will say something like: "Nope."
Minisode 2 diary entry:
This time the only reaction is a speech bubble with three dots.
#hey did you know that when you try to screenshot to the moon on steam a thingy pops up#so u cant take screenies with the steam ss function unless ur like really fast#that doesnt apply to the minisodes you cant ss them in steam at all#so this is the labor of my manual screenshotting oh how i have missed you#anyways#i am on my freebird games seasonal replay and MAN#to the moon my beloved#although finding paradise is my favourite entry in the series#to the moon#to the moon minisodes#to the moon minisode 1#to the moon minisode 2#freebird games#eva rosalene#neil watts#gamer hours#did someone do this already? probably#but hey i do this for me and myself only#i missed them sm#the only doctors i would allow to perform surgery on me when i shouldnt cause they're not that type of a doctor lmao
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i have a test tomorrow that has been haunting me i haven’t been able to do anything for like a week because of it. i’m going to flop the speaking part but at least i will be free
#in that cycle of like. i cant do anything bc i need to be studying#and then not studying anyways bc i have ‘cannot function or perform basic tasks’ disease#so i’ve just done nothing but be anxious for like 2 weeks#i want to play avowed 😭😭 my plan tomorrow after the test is literally to play all day#my reward<3
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Okay but what is vale’s reaction to the motogp Instagram account posting that in the forced coming out au. Internally I mean. Does he do his best to ignore it? Is he so deep in denial that he’s patting himself on the back for being a good actor? What narrative is he building in his head?
coming down on jorge lorenzo (decidedly winning the idgaf war in all years) sending it to him and vale externally commenting two little love hearts and @ ing marc's insta publicly BUT also internally being like. im gonna have to run away to some uninhabited island in the mediterranean and live in exile like napoleon this sucks so bad
#hell world. forced to perform in ways that are not comfortable to him#truly i think the biggest part of this au for me is the torture of fame in addition to all the rosquez stuff.#liek really dig into vale's need for privacy and innability to have it and how his persona is leveraged to manage it#how does he function when he has to do that about something so personal like marc? i think not so good.#theres a reason he doesnt say as much about him. marc wants you to know when hes suffered. vale wants you to think hes teflon#asks#callie speaks#motogp#rosquez#forced coming out au
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#yearly performance appraisal done#first time i've felt zero stress about it#place couldn't function without me & we all know it#glowing report all round#supervisor did chip me yet again for going over her head#for something that policy said i had to and she was on extended leave at the time#alrighty if you need to feel important#i didn't apologise which i would've done previously
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i just realized this is my first finals week.
#man time flies.#you spend all your teenage years having people tell you 'it's gonna wear you down' and they couldnt be more right#and like i never denied it. i knew and was terrified#now the fear and anxiety remains mingled with a sense of normality. every day a new surprise (good or bad) but ur kinda expecting it#there's a lot i learned this semester but there's still a lot to change#next time i wanna be chill for once. like genuinely stop postponing work#it's not even about wanting to be productive or some shit. bro i just wanna be chill and somewhat confident during midterms and finals#also changed my phone settings to diminish the amount of functions it can perform#cus i wanna stop relying on it all day. feeling like someone just took my brain. deep-fried it. then put it back in my skull every time#all my stuff was in there. notes. memories. passwords. uni stuff. art stuff. important dates. etc#now it's on a different device that i have access to when i get home#im gonna be using it for notes and communication basically#starbstalks
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i can’t believe i took these photos oh my god i luckily had a great view of the entire concert and wow, again, had thee absolute time of my life. ❤️🩹 enhypen, you will always be loved by me.
#spent the entire day crying btw — pcd is real i need two to three business days to process everything and start functioning again#right now all i could think of is DAMN TAKE ME BACK PLS I BEG 😭#enhypen are such phenomenal performers with so much love to give oh god if i could say in words how amazing they all are I WOULD#their eyes shining while looking at the crowd OH GOD they’re everything really !!#and sunoo’s cover ???? I CRIED. sunghoon dancing gento ???? OH MY GOD I DIED AGAIN.#jake singing love yourself for us ??? hee singing give me your forever ??? RIKI LIKE THIS DANCE ??? OH MY GOD.#the fireworkd too UGH it was a perfect night like the pre concert experience wasn’t the best bc of the heat and some lapses#BUT THE CONCERT ITSELF ??? OUR BOYS ???#OH MY GOD I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN AND AGAIN IF IT MEANS SEEING ENHYPEN PERFORM AND BE LOVED AGAIN LIKE THAT.#I LOVE THEM SOSOSO MUCH I CRIED BEFORE DURING AND AFTER THE CONCERT#MY FANCAMS ARE A MESS BUT OH MY GOD IT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF MAGICAL#text post#this is my best picture everything else is unfocused coz i wanted to look at them with my eyes#they are soo beautiful ugh#the entire time i was screaming and crying and singing and dancing IT WAS LITERALLY THEE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE#i can’t wait to see you again#i can’t wait to see you again my sevEN 🌟🫀🧡#i talk too much & that's okay ˚◞♡
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sei não
#he always seemed like a Si dom to me#the whole “studying the shapes and curves of the racing tracks and memorizing them to run on them better” seems like#Si and/or Ti for me#“he's planning it could be Ni” i feel like Ni would use what's he's seeing here and now (Se) and then plan on his mind where the road is#going and when it is going. they need to EXPERIENCE the road (Se) to predict. he was using data to predict (Si-esque).#the way he planned made me thing of Si because it feels he seemed to not want any unpredictable thing that#could make his performance more difficult and him rank lower aka lower Pe aka IxxJ.#also he seemed to use Te's problem solving to help Si in order to make his performance more efficient so nothing unexpected would happen#also he would close his eyes and imagine it with his mind's eye and body movements. Si-esque bc he is feeling the possibilities (Ne) with#his body in an “internal” “subjective” way (Si)#not in a “let's go there and explore the roads right now" (objective and Se-esque)#and the studying thing is not necessarily Ti but could be amplified by Ti bc Ti is obsessed with uncovering the mechanics of how things wor#so in case he has it... ISFJ. HOWEVER#the day he decided to speak up for the injustices drivers had to face bc of those stupid dudes who didn't care for their safety#kinda seemed like Fi to me. ISFJs use their Fe in a way that seems polite and would talk about injustices in a more discreet “delicate” way#maybe even indirect passive agressive way so they would express their (all racers) feelings without enraging the culprits#however senna showed how angry he felt with the situation. he outwardly complained and seemed rude.#this way off showing your anger in a RAW unfiltered way is extremely Fi-esque. he ignored his coach's (?) orders to be quiet#in order to express his innermost feelings#“but Si doms are ruler-followers!!” rules that make sense. if it breaks their morals and values (Fi) or their logical sense (Ti) they WILL#be against it. they're not blind to it bro. they don't follow everything by the book blindly. they are rational people just like other type#“but what about the tunnel thing???” he was describing his physical sensations. that's si. ni would be an intuition of what would happen. h#was describing his sensations in that moment. “then it's se!!” HIS OWN PHYSICAL SENSATIONS. se is OBJECTIVE. he was describing SUBJECTIVE#he literally stopped sensing the world around him the cheering and everything. that means he was focusing completely on the SUBJECT.#that means INTROVERSION. he was using an INTROVERTED function.#also just bc he's a racer doesn't mean he uses se.#i also saw some people saying he's an istp. seriously??? just bc he likes cars?????? learn mbti not astrology.#“bat why don't you post this whole text on pdb” i'm tired of people there i don't want anyone bothering me bye#anyway he's an ISTJ for me#tio morcego tá tagarela
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Confession : sometimes talking to my students makes me want to be kinder to myself just so I can tell them that it works and have the experience to back it up
#Matt has a life#Shit from work#My violinist student who performs at all the school function bc they keep asking him told me today that he wasn't a skilled violinist#and I was like 'boi stop'#like ahdhshsba who makes them think that#let's meet I'll only bite a little
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Look man I just think it’s a shame that Lon Chaney Jr’s horror film debut usually gets cut from the roster.
#also I understand this is the rare pair of all rare pairs#but god I’m fascinated by the potential dynamic of Dan McCormick (the man-made monster) and Frankenstein’s creature#because their fascinating inversions of each other?#like Dan is this good hearted circus performer who’s taken the various tragedies of his life in stride#(from his backstory of being an abused orphan to right when the audience meet him when he’s the sole survivor of a horrific bus crash)#only to get his mind melted when some mad scientist figures out that Dan’s apparently immune to any sort of damage by electric shock#who then takes advantage of said mind-melt to make him kill the only doctor who might have saved him and to turn himself over to the police#go through the entire trial unable to defend himself and then be PUT TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR#walk out now that he’s juiced up enough on electricity to function#stumble through the woods killing and terrorizing people because he’s physically incapable of touching anything#kill the mad scientist behind it all and then kill himself by draining all the electricity from his body#which all seems just kinda like excellent set up for SOMETHING with the creature#if only because with the creature’s modern electricity thing pairing nicely#with Guy who needs to be charged with deadly amounts of electricity to function#like I don’t have coherent thoughts but it feels like it’s got so many fun opportunities.#my art#man-made monster#universal horror#lon chaney
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NOT EVERY INTERNET JOKE IS GOOD
SOME OF THEM ARE BAD
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS A HAHA FUNNY RELATABLE INTERNET MEME DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HARMFUL
#this post is about ''girl dinner''#every time i see that used i fucking see red#as if disordered eating wasn't already viewed as intrinsic to ''correct'' performance of womanhood enough#now we gotta do it from inside the house too???!#don't say it's just a joke that is the point that is the point that is EXACTLY the point#it doesn't NEED to be a joke!!!!!!!! we don't need this joke!!!!! just because we can#''it's not that deep'' it doesn't need to be anything at all#''it's not about gender it's about executive function'' then say THAT#lavender thoughts
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