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batsarebetterthanpeople · 2 years

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Listen i’ve seen some OFMD kiss discussion again so let me just put this out there. I would agree with you if that was the only kiss we’re ever going to get, but since we’re getting season two I’m actually kinda glad that their kiss was akin to two 12 year olds who have no idea what they’re doing, because that means we get to watch them improve. don’t you see? This is their first kiss not their only kiss. we get to see different types of kisses. Their first was tender chaste and a little bit awkward, but maybe their next one will be honest to god sucking face. maybe we’ll see one that starts out like the first one and then they open their mouths. maybe we’ll get one that’s slow and sensual. maybe we’ll get one that’s desperate and horny. Maybe, if we’re really lucky, we’ll get a broke-back mountain style nosebreaker. If they only ever kiss like that I will criticize that but I personally am looking forward to seeing them improve. There will be another kiss.

#ofmd #Our flag means death #Also it is worth saying #that as an actor #you get more comfortable with the character and their relationship to other characters the more you inhabit them #Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi are going to get more comfortable kissing as Ed and Stede #that's just how acting works #blorbo from your job starts out as a stranger and then by the end he's living in your brain #and granted they've played these characters before #the more blorbo from your job does something the easier it is for you to portray that thing is what I'm saying #I know it's not an excuse #they're actors #but it is predictive #the first kiss is something you have to do 12 takes of and the 5th kiss you can get right in one or two #and you know for me I'm a sex worker as well as an actor so I'll make out with anyone #but Rhys and Taika are comedy actors so I'm guessing that is not necessarily the case for them #granted they're professionals and I'm not #Idk what I'm saying is literally any kiss that takes more than 3 takes would need fewer takes if I was involved #and I can still give them the benefit of the doubt on this one #so I think some of yall who have never kissed anyone for your job can too

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thebestcomicbookpanels · 1 month

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Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic

#ernie bushmiller #fritzi ritz #fritzi #the best comic book panels #predicted the internet #internet #zoom

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beemovieerotica · 3 months

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probably the most real demonstration of online versus offline discourse on "transmascs versus transfems" infighting was at a transmasc meetup where one person was like "eugh i've just had suuuch bad experiences with transfems, i don't trust them" and the guy next to me just blinks and goes "hey uh. my wife is a trans woman" and the rest of us chime in like "yeah we all have transfem friends, what's your problem"

and then after talking to that person for longer we discover that they almost never interact with the trans community outside of tumblr and don't have any contact with transfems face to face

#like....it's so fucking predictable #trans solidarity

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transgenderer · 6 months

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It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

#my friend encouraged me to see a doctor and she was predictably useless

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someonestrawberry · 22 days

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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

#check the notes for a surprise visitor :))#fun fact i made this post before i watched saw x and successfully predicted the self brain surgery trap #saw 2004 #saw franchise #amanda young #hollytalks!

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agoodomenssideblogiguess · 7 months

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Good Omens Season 3 Predictions:

(it took all my self restraint not to just use Bildad the Shuhite pictures)

#good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers #go 2 spoilers #bildad the shuhite my beloved #also i know we love Crowley in his cunty turtleneck at the bar drinking his talisker #but imo him grabbing the jane Austen book is his hottest turtleneck sweater moment #someone mustve done this already right?#good omens season 3 predictions #go3 speculation

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ando666detonao · 1 year

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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

#yes im-abanana im looking at you #now i might be wrong on my predictions but #if you take DD's words at face value and make them go through a therapy session w stickler im going to lose it beyond repair #expect fanart of the saga.this is less of a warning and more like a threat #OHSHIT I JUST CHECKED NOTIFS AND SHE STARTED FOLLOWING ME SOME MINS AGO WHAT WHY HOW omg hiiiii

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ashrayus · 10 months

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another fav duo just dropped!!!!

#im just very predictable #nimona #nimona netflix #ballister blackheart #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #my art

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stargirl230 · 3 months

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thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 2 months

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guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.

#the cryptid speaks #time loop #ik there's been talk of the trope '[x] never left the timeloop' but what about [x] who never Wanted to leave the timeloop #like astronauts who come back to earth and keep trying to let go of things midair #former timelooper who is still expecting to know your next sentence; to predict the next major event; to survive everything

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greyias · 9 months

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Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

#EDIT: pinning this for a few days so muts can find it if needed #EDIT: but also because i'm muting notifications because my phone is now dying #i foresee me possibly having to mute the notifications on this post #but whatever #(update: my prediction came true faster than i anticipated before i could even fix link mistakes or typos 🤷‍♀️ SORRY)#(when posts you make for your muts get a little further out than expected)#psa for anyone who the new ui winds up bothering #here's a way to basically revert to ye olden times

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shininas-ideals · 19 days

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