#but it's for my hips

[kimquatz]

process of drawing an OC: - you design them - you get attached to them - their hair gets bigger without you realizing it

[sentimental-apathy]

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

[grosculgothique]

Italian cake 🍑🔥🔥🔥

[aratribow]

Jing yuan is the kind of parent who is overtly invested in their kid's interests and thus yanqing is his gen z encyclopedia

[nikkinelson1313]

best place to be 😏

[gumdefense]

Gumshoe is so attractive when you think about it. I mean this is the ideal man. Those shoulders. Those hips. That stomach I know he has and is kinda hinted at in the first image maybe capcom is just allergic to fat. Good with kids (ignoring the gun incident). Thoughtful. People argue about who’s more husband material Phoenix or Edgeworth but the real ideal husband is obvious

[deadbeatdyslexic]

Rant about my dog being a brat (affectionate)

My dog came into my room right before I was about to lay down and (attempt) to sleep then stood near the top of my bed and stared at me till I moved to the bottom of the bed (like the peasant I obviously am). As I was moving my big pillow (so I am not crippled in the morning) to the bottom of the bed I went to get my smaller pillow (for my head) and he jumped up, then put his whole weight into laying down half his body on it. This is not to mention he has his own human-sized pillow on my bed. I can't with this dog, I guess I might as well sleep in the dog bed (that's right next to my bed btw), because apparently I am not allowed to sleep on HIS bed.

Update: He just sighed like he paid for this bed, all his toys, and the bills. I am done he is going back to the farm, where maybe he can learn how to be a real dog with some manners.

Update 2: I woke up and he was at the bottom of my bed, in the crook of my legs, laying on his pillow. How can I stay mad at him? Seriously I need to know.

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[himbionn]

Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙

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[starryeyesmasc]

need to ride a girl’s strap asap I’m done being cool about it it’s needy lesbian time

[my-little-black-heart]

[rocketbirdie]

so close yet so far

[paper-mario-wiki]

i need to become hotter. i need to push the transgender slider up higher.

[zosanbrainrot]

clothes are not the only thing they swap