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Somtimes i see mental health like a car

A normal nice looking car that everyone wants to buy and own = mentally stable

A banged-up piece of sh!t that looks like it’s going to break down and fall apart in the middle of the road (you are also surprised it has lasted this long, and it will last for much longer than it should) but it’s affordable = me

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I like to think I am not mean, but when I see someone walking on the side walk and I am in a car or bus I always think something like:

“Ha, peasant. Does thou know not of a carriage? Certainly so for thou uses such a lowly means of transportation in the present day.” This is all said in a haughty voice by the way.

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My silliness decided that I was too silly and abandoned me so I got really depressed

Good thing it's back and will never leave again (for its own good)

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As someone who has never been thorough heartbreak how did I become the one everyone comes to for help when heartbroken?

-Me, who is the Therapist Friend™

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Have your houses windows open when it’s hot outside: >:(

Have your houses windows open when it’s cold outside: d:)

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I don’t want to repost much on this account but I felt the need to tell everyone that this is what my personal villain arch will look like.

I already have one small yappy dog.

The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS

The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.

The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.

The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.

Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.

Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.

Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;

“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”

Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”

Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!

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Don’t mind me while I listen to D&D background music and imagine I am on my way to start a magical adventure while on transit.

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Me to others: “oh I am fine and sane. Don’t worry!”

My diagnosed mental issues that have been with me all my life: “why do I even stay?”

My recent diagnosed mental issues: “at least she acknowledges you sometimes!”

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I don’t even think I have listened to Hamilton in its entirety. It’s just not my kind of musical, but Ride The Cyclone… 10/10

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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WARNING! Please be advised, this vessel is on auto pilot. Please do not take out of auto pilot as it will fall asleep instantaneously. This is most likely being caused by the malfunctions in this vessels; serotonin emissions, internal clock, and time management systems. This vessel is due for maintenance on, when ever we get around to it. Thank you for your patience.

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Rant about my dog being a brat (affectionate)

My dog came into my room right before I was about to lay down and (attempt) to sleep then stood near the top of my bed and stared at me till I moved to the bottom of the bed (like the peasant I obviously am). As I was moving my big pillow (so I am not crippled in the morning) to the bottom of the bed I went to get my smaller pillow (for my head) and he jumped up, then put his whole weight into laying down half his body on it. This is not to mention he has his own human-sized pillow on my bed. I can't with this dog, I guess I might as well sleep in the dog bed (that's right next to my bed btw), because apparently I am not allowed to sleep on HIS bed.

Update: He just sighed like he paid for this bed, all his toys, and the bills. I am done he is going back to the farm, where maybe he can learn how to be a real dog with some manners.

Update 2: I woke up and he was at the bottom of my bed, in the crook of my legs, laying on his pillow. How can I stay mad at him? Seriously I need to know.

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I feel like the best sleep happens after you’ve had a good crying session, ya know?

Anyway, I love to do a little reading before bed.

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Crowded weddings full of people you don’t know, am I right?

*goes inside to be alone and free from the swarm of people crowded in one tiny backyard*

Me: …freedom at last

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Sleep won, but I am not mad for my body fought well. Yet now I sit here, still feeling the fog in my brain.

Knowing I rested brings me comfort that brighter days are ahead. Yet I know, as I look at the work I must complete, that those days might be far away.

The hope in my heart has returned, though only slightly. It might be enough to drive away the urge to abandon my studies and flee to the countryside for the time being.

Sincerely,

Someone who needs a vacation already

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I feel like a dead frog in a hot tub, just spinning around and around.

No thoughts, only dead.

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Sleep is a social construct made up by BigMattress™ to sell more mattresses, you don't actually need sleep to survive I am living proof of that fact.

I have not slept in 2 days and I feel just fine and normal and sane and lucid 👍

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Why did the gays decide that flags were going to be our way to show pride? Why not animals, like America have bald eagles, and Finland has brown bears

I feel like fluid genders should get clownfish