Rant about my dog being a brat (affectionate)
My dog came into my room right before I was about to lay down and (attempt) to sleep then stood near the top of my bed and stared at me till I moved to the bottom of the bed (like the peasant I obviously am). As I was moving my big pillow (so I am not crippled in the morning) to the bottom of the bed I went to get my smaller pillow (for my head) and he jumped up, then put his whole weight into laying down half his body on it. This is not to mention he has his own human-sized pillow on my bed. I can't with this dog, I guess I might as well sleep in the dog bed (that's right next to my bed btw), because apparently I am not allowed to sleep on HIS bed.
Update: He just sighed like he paid for this bed, all his toys, and the bills. I am done he is going back to the farm, where maybe he can learn how to be a real dog with some manners.
Update 2: I woke up and he was at the bottom of my bed, in the crook of my legs, laying on his pillow. How can I stay mad at him? Seriously I need to know.
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i just asked my brother if i could beat him up a bit coz im full of extra energy and well hes really buff, he said yes. and now he has two huge bruises on his bicep 🥰
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there's so many men I wanna smash and the fact that most of them are fictional is SO unfair
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