#but it's funny

[my-evil-moisture-buddy]

YOUR body is a temple. Mine is a Mojo Dojo Casa House

[plumsliva]

Don't ask why his hair is disappearing like that... I didn't come up with anything other than that...

[emrys-rusts]

Drumtits posting

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Also follow up because the little gay people deserve rights

[elemental-plane]

madam glask realizing her circle is just a bunch of freaks and then cosmo and that she is NOT getting paid enough for this

[short-wooloo]

[pourablecat]

Have a very canon depiction of the beginning of Going Postal

[akuma-tenshi]

i keep forgetting to post these

[prince-jelli-fish]

forgot I did this

[transmascutena]

thinking about episode 26 when kozue kisses anthy in the car and miki gets so distracted by it that he loses the duel while utena doesn't react at all. and then like two episodes later she asks anthy what a lesbian is in the episode previews

[themistdragon]

Ethari: Oh my God Runaan you drank way to much at Lain's bachelor party you need to calm down-

Runaan, appearing out of a bush:

Ethari: ..... Where did you even....How...?

[magnetothemagnificent]

Every time my white Catholic boss warns me about a patient having an "intense" personality the patient always ends up being a really funny and likeable elderly Jewish man, who my boss just finds intense because he's not used to Jewish humour and personality lmaoooo

Also said patients are always able to clock me as Jewish because of that haha

[tallykat]

[boysborntodie]

Johnny: Dally's just like a brother to me!!

Ponyboy: Johnny, I have two brothers and if either of them looked at me like Dally looks at you, I'd call CPS

[liquidstar]

Bocchi The Homophobe

[hopepetal]

hi bera its an evil day if i trapped you in a wee bird cage and said the only way you can be free is if you kill off one of the main 5 knights who would you abolish

Hi Clo!

Picture this: you are the sole ruler of a vast and wealthy kingdom. For years, you have watched over your people from afar, keeping a mysterious and aloof persona. You care deeply for your kingdom and its inhabitants, but do not show this to those outside of your innermost circle.

You are a peace-loving ruler. Keeping neutrality throughout the years has paid off, as have striking up trade deals and agreements with the other strong kingdoms. Of course, credit where credit is due- your kingdom's vast wealth and power tend to scare away any potential aggressors.

You try your best. And for a while, it's good enough. It's wonderful, even! Your people are happy, your kingdom is thriving, and the gods are pleased. But eternal happiness is a hollow promise, and nothing gold can stay.

War comes for your kingdom, and it is brutal. You stain your hands with the blood of thousands, and the weight of a thousand griefs rest heavily on your shoulders. Your crown could be made out of thorns, for the pain it brings you when it adorns your head.

Your kingdom is victorious, at a price. Always at a price. Peace is forged in death, written in blood, and sealed with grief. You are not the same after the war, and loneliness sings her song in your once bustling castle halls.

You become cold and cruel. Your quiet kindness is forgotten as your gaze turns to ice and steel. You care less and less for your kingdom- they'll all die, anyway. No use in shedding tears for them.

You live. Long, longer still. Too many years have passed, but Death seems content to keep you waiting. You've grown bitter, so much so that it taints every taste. Your kingdom falls into ruin. You are ousted. You still live.

Surely, this is what brings you to ask me this question. For I cannot imagine any other reason to bring such cruelty down upon a creator who cares so deeply for his creations that they are practically extensions of his very being.

...the answer is Scar, by the way. He gets killed by Grian.

[lastoneout]

What are they all thinking about...