#but it's okie homies you do you

[askthechaoticwitch]

Forgive me if this question is out of line, but...what was your time with HYDRA like, for you?

"... What do you think? Honestly. I'm certain the general public has a pretty good image of what could have possibly happened to me, or would you rather me be descriptive? Would you rather me explain what was inflicted upon me, and do so thoroughly?... It was dehumanising, that's what it was. And I do not wish for anyone to have to find out firsthand."

[astrhoeluvr]

Astrhoe Observations Pt.4 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(HAPPY SAG SEASON AND ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME😘🫶🏻, I’m back with another one for y’all)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦: The house where your mercury sits in could indicate where your sibling played the most crucial/impactful role in your life.

Eg. Mercury in the 7th house could mean meeting your future spouse with the help of your sibling💍💖, Mercury in the 10th house could indicate working with your sibling or maybe your sibling could have some sort of influence over your career!💼✍🏻📑

🤪🥳: Mutable mercury’s and using a shit ton of emojis 🥰😍🤩😈😘🥲🤪👀🌺💴🤑😍 (esp Pisces, Gemini and Sagitiddies😘🫶🏻, Virgo’s are more of the :) , :0, ,-_- kinda emojis yk? Are these even emojis 😭? Or emoticons? Wtv y’all wanna call it🤷🏻‍♀️) fire mercury’s could also fall under this category 🔥💅🏻!

🥵😩: If you have someone’s Mars in your first house, you’d just wanna get it on w them yk😳🫵🏻 *aggressive lip bite* 🫦👀🔥! The physical attraction is palpable😈😵 pshh this is not always a good thing tho😃🙂🤺 but nevertheless a VERY spicy placement🌶️🥵.

☕️😴: I’ve seen a lot of Mutable/Leo and Aquarius placements addicted to caffeine 🤨🤨🧐? Y’all just don’t wanna fall asleep at an appropriate time huh??? YES, I SEE YOU 🫵🏻🧐 IT’s okay you can complete that assignment LATER 📝✍🏻or watch the last episode of a Netflix show the next day!📺💃!! GET SOME SLEEP luvs😴💤

🤥❌: One thing for sure is Y’ALL 👏🏻 CANNOT 👏🏻 LIE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 MERCURY 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 SCORPIO 👏🏻 INDIVIDUAL 👏🏻. Even if you try lying straight through your teeth with the utmost of confidence they’d be like “HMMM SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP🕵🏻, SEEMS VERY FISHY TO ME🐠🤺” , would definitely look at you like this: 🤨🤨🤨 and will surely find out what sneaky business y’all are up to.👀🧐

📸😀: Okay mercury/neptune/mars - uranus aspects, lemme see your search history real quick📸👀🤨 y’all probably be searching up the most kinkiest/concerning shit😀. My friend has one of these placements and the first thing on his search history was “how do we steal a baby?” And “are polar bears multicoloured?” LIKE BABY WHAT? 😭😭😭😭😀🤺🤺 JAIL. RN.

🥗🍜: Venus- Uranus placements could have a very wide palate when it comes to trying out new dishes🍟🌮🍱🍝🥮🍫🍬🍪. They’re the typa people who are always down to try various cuisines👩🏻‍🍳🍛.

👯‍♀️😘: Venus in the 11th house culture is looking at your homie and saying “I might just kiss you rn” as a joke😏😏and they’d be like “haha bet😏👀”, and BOOM y’all are making out the next minute😭😈. Venus in the 11th 🤝🏻 flirting with their friends as a joke..unless??😏👯‍♀️😍👀.

🤑🛍️: Libra/Leo/Taurus/Cancer placements 🤝🏻 retail therapy 🛒🏬🎁💐👙👗.

🦷😬: Capricorn placements 🤝🏻 having issues with their teeth. Capricorn placements are most likely prone to sensitivity in their teeth or any tooth related problem!! Y’ALL PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHILE EATING ICE CREAM /ANY COLD FOODS OKAY🍦🫶🏻, ik sometimes you just wanna maybe TRY biting into an ice cream but for heavens sake do not let your intrusive thoughts win bwhahaha😀😭. Make sure to get your daily dental checkups y’all, this is not just for cappy placements!! but everyone 😗🥰🫂😁!

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

[earthtooz]

omg hold awn …… imagine reo in a modern setting where you both had an argument where reo kind of hurt your feelings in the process. as a result you distanced yourself from him for a while by blocking his number and accounts of him that have you followed. of course, you felt lonely and hurt so you distracted yourself through playing games!! you remembered your favorite character is going to have a rerun anf naturally you were hyped!!! unfortunately, you didnt save enough currency due to college life but that didnt deter you from grinding day and night (and to your luck, the school issued a week-break so YAY!!) . so to the day of your fave chara's banner, you received a friend request from a low-leveled account and without giving it a thought you accepted it. as soon as you accepted it you received a message from them saying 'i'm sorry :((' ..... followed by a huge amount of game currency enough to c6r5 them LMAO . lo and behold, it was reo behind that account sobs sobs the day you distanced away from him he felt his life dull and aching and finding out that you have him blocked in everything made it worse . ever the persistent, he remembered you sharing a screenshot once of your pulls that had your ID below so he bought an expensive gaming desktop and learned all the game basics just to talk to you hajjfjfjd the thought of him doing this makes my heart somersault sobs he just wants to love u okie

i can't when you first sent this ask i literally burst out laughing and sent it to the homies, HOW DID YOU TARGET EVERYTHING I LOVE IN ONE I CAN'T I CAN'T THIS FELT TOO PERSONAL LMFAOOOOOO, anon knows me better than my damn birth mother PLSSS

alright anon, i'll write it HAHAHAH perfect to every word, no diverging from the plot for this ask, this was too amazing HAHA I ADORE YOU FOR THIS

[ota-division]

Division Rap Battle (Birds of Prey & Last Judgment Ver.)

Bring the Beat!

[All:]

We hereby declare to fight with all our might

We are determined and invincible ruffians

Our words are machine guns

Or compasses that lead us to the future

We’re the trinity, it’s showtime

We engrave our style in history

A DNA vessel wandering life and death

We’ll follow our instincts, say what?

[Birds of Prey:]

One, two, three, Ōta Division

[Chinami:]

Represent Ōta City!

Homies, we are Birds of Prey

We're the true value of certainty

[Birds of Prey:]

Welcome to the Division

One, two, three, Ōta Division

[Chinami:]

Represent Ōta City!

[Kira:]

Homies, we are Birds of Prey!

[Taria:]

We will never be caged!

[Birds of Prey:]

Welcome to the Division

[Chinami:]

Welcome to my humble tent, please take a seat

You wish to know your future? Well, you're in for a treat

I'm a scryer, I can see all that has yet to transpire

Though at the end, you'll accuse me of bring a fraud or a liar

I have to keep my secrets, and my visions to myself

I can't share them with anyone, not even with family

I have to be careful, discreet, and wise

'Cause some things are better left unsaid, or disguised

But as a diviner, this is my life

I have a passion, purpose, as well as a drive

I thank you for this session, please come again

And now, I'll let Huntress take the mic to represent

[Kira:]

I'm a woman of justice, I'm an investigator!

I solve the mysteries, watching out for perpetrators

I don't take no for an answer, I don't back down from a fight

I stand up for what's right, protecting my sisters with all my might!

'Cause being a woman is not easy, we face a lot of challenges

We have to deal with prejudice, violence, and injustices

But we are not weak, helpless, or afraid

I could say more, but Misfit wants to come out and play

[Taria:]

I'm a woman of power, I'm a vigilante!

I fight crime better the cops; they're the real tyranny!

I don't wear a cape, a mask, and definitely not a suit!

I go by the name of Misfit, and I'm oh-so cute

Yeah, I'm the youngest sister. But so what?!

I could still knock you out with absolutely no fuss

I won't be ignored, overlooked, or dismissed

And if you try to do these, you'll be eating my fist!

[Last Judgment:]

One, two, three, Ginza Division

[Masa:]

Represent Ginza City!

Homies, we are Last Judgment

You'd best pray for forgiveness

[Last Judgment:]

Welcome to the Division

One, two, three, Ginza Division

[Masa:]

Represent Ginza City!

[Eiji:]

Homies, we are Last Judgment

[Oki:]

We're the last faces you'll ever see!

[Last Judgment:]

Welcome to the Division

[Masa:]

Be welcome to my church, you poor, lost soul

I'm the Father of my flock, and I seek to console

Please sit down and tell me what has happened to you

You've lost control of your life, and you don't know what to do?

No, please don't despair, I'm a man of faith

I preach peace and lead my flock, keeping them all safe

I don't lose hope or give up, so neither should you

Just trust in the Father, and he will make you 'new'

With love, compassion and a little wordplay

I will help to show you a much brighter way

But such a process it may take a long while

So Eiji, take over, while I deal with this wayward child

[Eiji:]

I'm a man of vision, I'm a CEO

Sigma Inc., we're dedicated to making the world glow

I don't have time to settle, take a break or rest

I innovate, I create, and I always invest

My little girl, I don't know what it is that's plaguing you

But I swear, you will live a life doing what you want to do

So there's no time to stop and time to relax

I have to work to do. So I'll introduce ATLAS to make a comeback

[Oki:]

I may have disappeared for a while, but I'm back again

To show you sorry-ass bitches just how to win!

ATLAS is made of skill, I'm always on the attack

Even if I carry the weight of the whole world on my back

People think cause I'm the Titan that I'm under pressure

Because I have to deal with haters, fakers, and lesser

But I'm far from bothered, shaken, or scared

And if you think otherwise, you'd best come prepared!

[All:]

We hereby declare to fight with all our might

We are determined and invincible ruffians

Our words are machine guns

Or compasses that lead us to the future

We’re the trinity, it’s showtime

We engrave our style in history

A DNA vessel wandering life and death

We’ll follow our instincts, say what?

[bubblyqueer000]

2gami × short skinny small reader who draws alot

Byakuya Twogami x Small!GN!Artist!Reader

Huge x tiny has gotta be one of my favorite dynamics!! Recently I watched Ore Monogatari and it was so wholesome!! It's honestly one of the best romance anime I've ever seen and if you haven't seen it plllllls do!!

btw I checked the requester's profile and it was their birthday recently!!!! :O

Happy belated birthday @febickxss!! Okie doke enjoy :D

♡ Twogami loves drawing with you!! He’s not quite as good as you are but you can tell that he does his best.

♡ His favorite thing to do together is sitting with your sketch pads/drawing tablets/etc. facing away from eachother and then drawing eachother! So cute!

♡ When you draw him he gets really happy!!

♡ He’d put it on his wall and always bring it up when other people came into his room, like ‘Yeah my S/O drew that ( ͡❛ ‿‿ ͡❛)’

♡ Lmao off topic but why is that emoticon literally Twogami??? To me imposter is just one of those fat ass cats that are like ‘mao give me food pls ( ͡❛ ‿‿ ͡❛)’ IN A GOOD WAY I MEAN!! I love fat ass cats and I love imposter C:

♡ Looks over your shoulder while you draw if you don’t mind it

♡ Sometimes he lets you sit in his lap and draw! His tummy makes the best pillow!! Homie is a human bean bag lmfao. And when you lay sit there drawing he’ll watch you while massaging your shoulders or running his fingers through your hair. 

♡ It makes it even easier to use him as a pillow because you’re so tiny!!

♡ Twogami looooves your size in comparison to his. He’s pretty protective over you and since you’re so tiny he seems to think that you constantly need protection so he always stands near you. 

♡ He loves your little hands most of all because they’re so little in his!! EEEEEEEE!!!! Soz hehe

♡ Sometimes he goes through your sketchbooks without asking like a nosey mother!! Every artist's worst nightmare!! He doesn’t get why you would care since he would never judge you but if it really bothers you he’d cut it out.

♡ One night you fell asleep in front of your desk while drawing. Twogami walks in. 

♡ “Y/N?” He called in a whisper, taking note of the dark room and figuring that you may be in bed. He turned the corner and saw you asleep at your desk, a tiny lamp creating a small source of light which cascaded down your slumbering form which was keeled over your sketchbook. The large man smiles, taking care to make little noise as he stepped across your room towards you, and gently lifted you, bridal style. He laid you down on the edge of the bed, gently taking off your shoes, before laying you down, tucking you in, and getting in bed next to you. 

♡ “Goodnight, my dear.” He said, giving your forehead a small kiss and falling into a deep slumber with you. 

[lillotus17]

NCT MARVEL AU

okay so like a couple months ago I posted that I really wanted to write an NCT MARVEL AU FF... I might have deleted it I honestly cant remember I also added other SM ARTIST as side/extra/antagonist characters in the plot and right now im currently debating if i wanna find more Marvel characters that I think fit Shohei, Eunseok, and Seunghan.. idk lmk. im still working on the first few chapters and the moodboards of all the characters but it's going to take a while and i've been working very slowly since i am currently in school and have a part time job because in this economy... oof a girl's really struggling. anyways here is a small draft (with no mood board sorry im still woking on it :( ) of which MARVEL Characters the NCT members are going to be portraying

Playlist: Villian by Key ft. JENO | Hero by Martin Garrix and JVKE | Wish you were here by SUPERM | more to be added!

Lee Taeyong as Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)

okay so i actually considered Iron Man, Falcon, Captain America, and gamora in mind for Taeyong but Iron Man matched johnny a bit more because of his personality and jaehyun suited captain america more imo

taeyong still fits a character with a strong leadership role, cus i mean cmon NCT tired dad/leader-nim

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel is just tryna fit in and find herself/remember who she is and she finds out that she's a super powerfull highkey baddie and HELLO? Taeyong is that

she has a strong and emotional sense of leadership, willingness to help and protect others and like come on is that not tayeong???

she's (one of) the first avengers and asdfghjkl;

so yeah

carol danvers is a baddie

taeyong is a baddie

pErIoDt

Moon Taeil as Moon Knight (Marc Spector)

okay so like

this kinda just clicked? lmaoo i feel bad- well more like a geek but like MOON Taeil and MOONknight

i finished watching the MoonKnight series on Disney+ a while ago and loikeeee

Marc Spector is a hot SOB

steven grant asdfghjkl; dont get me started

oki tho im like lowkey debating if I want to include Marc's multiple personality but like he's not Moonknight with out steven soooo

might add a little twist to it

but Taeil gives me more Steven Grant vibes than Marc Spector ngl

he's a lil nervous anxious dork yknow?

did consider falcon and war machine for taeil though..

like tony and rhode's relatinship screams johnny and taeil LMFAOO

idk might make some changes...

Seo Youngho/Johnny Suh as Iron Man (Tony Stark)

cocky lil shit and a sexy ass mf

like tell me it doesn't make sense?

homie just wants to spend money and build suits

smart, hot, and rich? yes please

his wit and smart mouth

like imagine johnny "Jae (Cap) you've got a potty mouth"

tony has a heart(?)- there's proof LMFAOO

his sense of humor just screams johnny

had star lord (peter quill) in mind for him too

Nakamoto Yuta as Winter Soldier (James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes)

one intimidating bitch

but a highkey softie

gonna kick ur ass if u fuck with him or anyone he cares about

highkey mysterious

did consider hawkeye, war machine, and falcon for him tho

also considering changes in characters lmk what yall think too!

Qian Kun as Dr. Strange (Stephen Strange)

man can fly a plane

lmaoo sorry that literally has nothing to do with him being a doctor but tell me why in every goddamn MAFIA AU i read, he's the medic

his relationship with yangyang and ten remind me of dr. strange and wong lmfaoooo

lowkey a perfectionist/perfect man asdfghjkl

Kim Dongyoung/Doyoung as Dare Devil (Matt Murdock)

had hawkeye, war machine, and falcon in mind for him

war machine cause of his sense of duty and seriousness- and his relationship with johnny also reminds me of tony and rhodes

also thought about making him nebula (and falcon) cus of his relationship with taeyong

anyways matt murdock is a hot mf

a lawyer? yes please

doyoung likes to argue cus cmon 127 is always on his ass for no reason headahhh lmfaooo

ngl thought there were a lot a members and i did put some thought into this and he matched daredevil best imo

Li Yongqin/Ten as Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)

bad bitch right here

assassin, bad bitch

have you seen the way he moves?

have you seen the way she moves?

no words, no explanation, it just is and it just makes sense

like fr let's argue

IM JP don't come at me

had hawkeye in mind for him too

Jung Yoonoh/Jaehyun as Captain America (Steve Rogers)

america's ass

like cmon manz representative emoji is a peach

can't really put my finger on it either

like maybe it the masculinity (not meant negatively tho!) and altruism in the both of them(?)

both hot as fuck for no reason

other characters that i think suited him were falcon, winter soldier, (kind of) hawkeye, and black panther

Dong Sicheng/Winwin as Hawkeye (Clint Barton)

oki so i did have black widow in mind for him

and if im being honest it was kind of hard to settle with hawkeye for him

winwin is someone is focused and serious much like clint barton

i mean cmon man was a dancer and that shit takes dedication and patience

like learning how to use a bow and arrow

also had vision in mind for him too

when i first started to get into NCT winwin kind of came off as a timid person, and he's not really affectionate so it kind of screamed vision vibes

Kim Jungwoo as Quick Silver (Pietro Maximoff)

his cute lil personality

"bet you didn't see that coming?" ackkkk

is a caring sweetheart

like pietro wants nothing but for his sister to be happy and protected

jungwoo makes his members happy

Wong Yukhei/Lucas as Thor

okay so like NCT 2018 Halloween special kind of took over

personality wise, lucas and thor are kind similar(?)

like their sense of humor

thor is lowkey the most laid back avenger despite being a prince

and most of the time i can't take lucas seriously

also another character i was kinda of iffy unsure about

idk maybe its just me but lucas seems like the type that would shy away from responsibilities and his asgard duties as king for something more chill

then again thor did do that soooo...

Lee Minhyung/Mark Lee as Spider-Man (Peter Parker)

do i even need to explain?

lmaoo oki so like i was reading a post about how some people don't like mark

which i lowkey found hard to believe but then it made sense

like no disrespect

anyways I do believe mark is a hard working person and he does try to be humble about it but like also its okay to bathe in the glory and be shameless- then again easier said than done, again no disrespect- i love mork

pure hearted and true to himself

much like peter parker

Xiao Dejun/Xiaojun as Shang Chi (Shaun)

lmaoo man is 1/3 of wayv's walking meme group

every time im on tiktok lmfaoooo

lmao i guess the way i picked theses characters to match the members is based on the relationship the members have soo

lmaoo shaun's relationship with katie reminds me of luxiaodery (is that the correct name for them?... wayv 99 liners)

again hot asf

like imagine xiaojun in the bus fighting scene

Wong Kunhang/Hendery as Ant Man (Scott Lang)

also 1/3 of wayv's walking meme group

man is fxcking hilarious

another "do i even need to explain?"

just makes sense

lmaooo well actually i did consider Star Lord for him

Huang Renjun as Yelena Belova

okay so hear me out

i though of gamora or nebula for him too

lmao he's a tiny lil agressive man

ready to bite at any moment

very deadly

snarky (<< affectionate) and witty like Yelena

"i don't get my period dip shit. i don't have a uterus" *said with a russian (chinese) accent and the fact the renjun doesn't have a uterus*

like that line screams renjun lmfao

Lee Jeno as Black Panther (T'Challa)

RIP to Chadwick Boseman

anyways

when mark graduated from dream *sad noises*

jeno gave me hard leadership vibes

like he filled the role so well without actually filling it

and i've noticed how popular he's become lately with all these stage collabs with other idols

prince king jeno

nice ring to it ;)

sense of what is feels right and does what he believes is right

wants to do well for himself and his members

did consider him for hawkeye and falcon

Lee Donhyuck/Haechan as Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff)

sassy lil birchhh

haechan is a very caring person and althoug sometimes it seems like he's acting a certain way to hide his feelings i do believe he is very emotionally inteliegent- however he is kind of impulsive (emotionally)

reminds me of wanda

powerful bitch, like hello vocals?

fight with so much effort and purpose

needs support and is his members number one supporter

Na Jaemin as Falcon (Sam Wilson)

oki so like

this was also a toughy

consider hawkeye, black panther, winter soldier, dare devil, war machine, and a bunch of other... also docor strange cus mans wanted to be a surgeon if he wasn't an idol lmaooo

but tbh no characters really ever stuck with me for jaemin

he's lowkey someone is doesn't gaf and doesn't want to be here but still knows how to have a good time or make up for time

serious and yet isn't

loyal and supportive to his members

Liu YangYang as Kate Bishop

lmaoo renyang and kate and yelena vibes

like "bro what if i killed you, (renjun/yelena)?"

but like he didn't soo???

lmaooo curious and nosy

liek sticks his nose into everyone's business

whether its for funsies or a mission

but he does well in getting whatever information he needs

gave me loki vibes tho

Osaki Shotaro as Vision

he's so cute ackkk

kind of came off as an awkward lil bean to be but i think that was just because of the language barrier with the other members

but it also a reason why i thought he was a good fit to portray vision

cus they're bother still learning

not afraid to ask questions

supportive and kind of goes along with things

a bit naive and questions his morals or rights and wrongs

fast learner imo

Jung Sungchan as War Machine (James Rhodes)

okai so like

idky but i though he would have been a good match for star lord

kind still iffy ish because is he young and although this is a ff i fell like he would have matched a younger role/character

also thought he would have been a good fit for shuri

can't really say much

i feel bad cus this is a bit more of a last pick

i really did want him to have a character that was more interactive with shotaro since that are really close

also thought of a cloak and dagger duo for sungtaro

again might make dome changes so lmk yall's opinion

like im tryna take this seriously and make it make sense but also im not cus again this is for funsies

Zhong Chenle as Loki

again, im sorry but another "do i even need to explain?"

boy is hella mischievous with that lil smirk he always has

when he messes around with his members, esp jisung

lmao poor jisung

like "oh yall need an illusionist you say? no problem lessgo fuck around with some bad guys"

i know he's supposed to be a lowkey two-faced, flippity floppity bad guy but idc im making him good

cus deep down loki does have a good heart

Park Jisung as Shuri

hear me out

i know he doesn't seem like the brightest but like he really is

and i know yall agree because hacker!jisung?

yeah, that's what i thought bro

considered vison for him too

and kate bishop

and groot- well like a modified hybrid version of him

big brother jeno and little brother jisung duo

yeah

just yeah

periodt

Shohei, Eunseok, and Seunghan

okay so like

im not really sure what marvel characters suit them best

im tryna stray from X-men charcters

but idk might have to make some changes

js that haechan might justbe switched to deadpool cus cmon

and as i was writing this i had a bunch of second thoughts about with members were portraying which characters

im a bit of a perfectionist as you can see

Anyways! thanks for reading this and please feedback is and will always be appreciated! again i apologized for my pace! i am currently on winter break but im working so i haven't had much time to write anything :(.

anyways comment and reblog if you wanna see what i have in mind for other SM Artist and who they'll be portraying!

-lotus

[shadowyspectre]

*cracks knuckles*

Alrighty! I've been loving throwing ideas at Ruby and Kia! Gods, they're been a really big help with formulating him. But Jam really started me on this path and was the first homie to suggest an idea!

Though Liu'er over here certainly developed far from that bc he took the reigns and went right on ahead XD

Okies, so Liu'er had been close with Wukong. Perhaps even falling for him. However, by the time he realized it, he had gotten a little too acquainted with the staff. Now, he didn't die. No, no, no. But he sure wished he had. Upon finally healing, he came to the mountain and found something rather...distressing. (If you know, you know *winks*)

Either way, he found himself lost. Astray in the world and without purpose. Until it came to him. He began his path of helping those he could, and throughout the years, the memory of his face faded as his tale was told. All that was known was that a dark-haired stranger would come by and lend a hand. But he would always leave when his work was done. No attachments, no name. Only his dark hair and the rich timbre of his voice.

Which leads to the main reason for not being found. Liu'er has been pretending to be human for centuries, moving from place to place. He wears no mask, only glamours wrapped tight around his form. He's had one rule: don't get attached. One he's followed to the letter for quite some time.

Until now.

Now, Liu'er is publicly under the name Liu Yuan or Yuan Liu for it being shown as surname before first. (you DON'T want to know how long it took me to get his damn last name) He had other names before but got a little comfortable enough to go with Liu. He ended up staying and making a theatre in Donghai City. He built his baby from the ground up and he's damn well proud of it. Using old funds, he pretty much got it well and good soon after. But that's not saying he didn't get some help. You see, only one person knows who he really is.

He's got a really good deal with her, a partnership if you will. Chang'e has been good to him, he won't deny that. Now, during their first years, he was a little skittish. But he's gotten better. A bit. He teaches people, letting them get on with her if they're interested in that. Or in other places. Hell, some of them even stay at the theatre with him and help with the newbies. Whenever Chang'e wants something scheduled, he can set something up at her casino.

Or if she wants a favor to use his ears...

Well, sometimes secrets are worth more than gold, hm? Liu'er's got the best set of ears around. He damn well knows it.

He hasn't been on the stage since the early days of his theatre, but there's a chance he could get back in the spotlight. All someone's gotta do is ask real sweet and he'll think on it. But so far, he's only done it for Chang'e. (considering what she knows, it's no surprise) He likes her well enough to step up if she asks.

[bincutie]

omg wait the first time headcanons are so cute:(((((( i live for soft yanderes:((((((((( that actually just made my day <3

- menace

Ahhhh you're literally so sweet. I'm glad you liked it!

Soft yanderes really hit home for me. Like??? Oh you want to take excellent care of me but don't want me to eben look at anyone else? Done. You wanna take me on cute picnic dates but at weird times so no one else is around to bother us? 👉👈 okie. You wanna give me a kiss on the lips and never want anyone else to do it? me too, but with the exception of the homies. They need their goodnight kisses.

I'm absolutely soft for soft yanderes.

[deliciouskeys]

Hey oky so new idea here-rn we seeing the "new modern" Version of masculinity right, where a male is confident enough to wear and do feminine things and it's getting extremely popular.Male celebrities r using it to get a big clout on social media.So what if vought sensing the shift in the market, would also tell the male superheroes of the seven to do a photo shoot in women's clothes to send the message about "the non-toxic masculinity" Since it will attract a new and much bigger demographic.i imagine black noir in this cute maid dress,doing that cute anime girl pose. For deep, I have chosen that harry style's dress remember that flared pale blue one with extra layers and a blazer on top(chase Crawford would absolutely sly it though) in the similar pose. For A-train, I would choose again Harry's 2022 met gala look with pearl earrings. And time for our favorite homelander!!!his dress should match the color of his eyes, then a beautiful shimmering gown with v-shaped cut in front that would have a thigh high slit on one side. instead of his American flag, a pure snow White cape would be drapped across his shoulders that would have fur around the collar, neck and borders. Dainty rhinestones chains would be running across his shoulders, fixing the cape to the dress. I want to give him a snow Queen look.

Homelander after this photoshoot would begin to take actual interest in dresses since he finds his suit boring and would wear it in his free times. Butcher would especially buy that magazine and cut out homie's cover front pic to stare at him secretly(and to do some dirty deeds👀).

Lastly,I want to dress hughie too. So Starlight after this photo shoot, would request hughie to put on a dress for her and hughie ,at the end accepts it. Annie makes him wear something similar to her own superhero suit(that bikini type on) and also puts cute hairband in his hairs.hughie would go red and hide his face but annie would tell him how good he is looking and well later she would peg him(cuz hughie is a certified bottom)

Hmm very interesting ideas, Anon.

I know this isn't actually what you had in mind for HL, but your description reminded me of this Taylor outfit lol

But I know you're imagining something longer and more elegant XD

Also, for the Deep, for your consideration, one of my favorite genderbend photoshoots ever, Raviv Ullman:

It's green and aquatic looking.

[junswic]

Moon sign observations

(I'm sorry if I left some signs because I don't want to write on them with wrong info, it's just a personal observations with people around me)

🦁- leo moons, ahh these peaches...if theres something I could roast about them is they are mad dramatic. Like HELLA DRAMATIC.

🦁- my brother,and my granny are leo moons and if you like hit them playfully they will be so dramatic about it.

🦁 - but hey...I LOVE THESE BITCHES SO MUCH, as a sag moon they are my homies. nobody makes me laugh like they do, super funny and like nobody talks about it.

🦁 - they are sensitive y'all please don't hurt them..they love so deeply, they'll put you on a fucking pedestal. They'd die for you, so much passion in their love.

🦁- they do kind like to show off what they like or any minor thing and they'll tell you about it. It's because they love you and want to show you things. But want thing they may come off as arrogant is what I've noticed but it's ok :)

- sag moon : HA THAT'S ME. Ok but like please go look for a therapist because y'all out here being a therapist for other people and ignoring your hurt and trauma like "what even is this shit"

- Pisces moon, they are mad funny and weird. I love them, my cousin and I share same braincells. It's fun to talk to them but one thing, just like Aries moon they can be very scary when they are angry so honey beware.

- Taurus moon, ahh they are chill to the point like "Idgaf" they are fixed signs and they can be stubborn bro and they'll be so aggressively defensive. Stereotype but they do love to eat bruh, so keep eating babies. Keep yourself healthy.

- capricorn moons, they come off detached but they would buy you anything you ask them to. They are grounded, calm (warning- don't enrage them) they are sarcastic, they feed my sag moon with sarcastic humour. I've noticed they don't smile much but don't let that fool ya. They are so nurturing, like that paternal nurturing energy.

- scorpio moon, oh...baby please stop being hard on yourself and you don't need to feel like a burden. You're not, I love you so so much. I understand your intensity.

- scorpio moons are good with dark humour, they are good at manipulating lol. Just how I talked about Taurus moons, scorpio moons are fixed signs too and they can be so so opinionated and won't listen to you no matter what you say.

- scorpio moons have mommy issues,my cousin and a friend has this and it's so sad how their moms treat them :(

- scorpio moons are vengeful, if you hurt anyone they love endearingly. Honey run for the hills, they are a living form of karma, and when I tell you they'll bite you back THEY WILL NO MATTER WHAT

- gemini moons, I fucking love them on a spiritual level. Synchronisation with them in everything honestly. They are funny and goofy but somehow they look so calm and gentle. Honey they are good at being verbal so they'll get you crying in seconds if you want to 'talk' with them.

- gemini moons, sarcasm run in their blood. They are pretty chill people but they are sensitive if you think they are mean. They're so so so sweet.

Ok y'all that's it, if y'all like this observation then thank you so much. I'm trying my best to understand the zodiacs, and sorry if I didn't add the other moon signs, I just don't want to get them wrong. Okie bye love ya <33

[seiyasabi]

ブン-ブン

(Here’s my Yandere Bunny Polnareff x Female Reader story :)) 

Sorry if this is too OOC or too fast paced! I tried my best, but I’m unhappy with the result. 

TW: !Noncon!, Pol is a hybrid!, breeding kink!, cumflation!, !!!HOMIE PISSES ON YOU (this is not really a kink, just animal instinct)!!!!, alludes to cat violence (Not you)!!, marking (rubs his scent glands on you)!, overstim!, etc..)

Please proceed with caution!!)

Hearing a loud yowl from your backyard, you hurry towards your back doors. It seems your tabby cat, Garfield, has gotten himself into some trouble. 

Clicking your tongue to gain his attention, you unlock the French doors, flinging them open.  

You only allowed the fatass outside for a few minutes! How is he already into something he shouldn’t be in? 

Stepping outside, your eyes are immediately drawn to a mass of white and orange. Your cat is currently wrestling with the biggest rabbit you’ve ever seen. 

It’s the same size as your fatass cat, hell, maybe it’s bigger! Its head alone is larger than your fist! 

Its ears are currently being gnawed on by your feline son, specks of red dripping from the bun’s white coat. Garfield is nailed in the side with a powerful kick, causing him to yowl once more. Seeing this, you snap out of your shock, immediately hauling it towards the fighting duo. 

“Garfield, stop it! Leave that bunny alone!” They pretend they can’t hear you, and continue to brawl. Once by the two, you yoink them up from the lush grass, separating them by holding them in opposite hands. You’re grabbing them by the scruff of their necks, frowning at them, “Alright, break it up!”

Your cat takes a couple swipes at the rabbit, the rabbit tries kicking at your cat, both of them ultimately missing one another. 

“Would you two stop it?” You huff, pouting cutely. The bunny is a lot heavier than you originally thought, forcing you to readjust your hold on it, “Do you see how dumb you look? You’re both fighting the air!” 

Garfield hisses in response, causing you to roll your eyes. At least the rabbit has better manners than him. 

“Fine, whatever. We’re going inside now, so I can patch you hooligans up. You both better both behave.” 

Turning on your heel, you stomp inside, wounded animals cradled to your (bountiful/small) chest. Both of them calm once in the crook of your arm, allowing you to have a moment of peace. 

Great. Now you have to patch up your asshole cat and his rabbit friend. 

Bringing them into your master bathroom, you set them on opposite sides of your two sink vanity. Opening the vanity’s middle drawer, you quickly grab your first aid kit, and lay it between the two annoyed animals. 

“Alright you two, if you can’t get along, don’t go near one another. Stay on opposite sides of the sink, okay?” You keep talking to them as if they know what you’re saying, and unbeknownst to you, a certain rabbit finds it endearing. 

Popping open the box, you withdraw white wrappings, q-tips, and hydrogen peroxide. Twisting the cap open on the peroxide, you set it on the countertop, before pouring a capful of peroxide into it. Grabbing your cat’s shampoo from underneath the sink, you turn on your sink’s tap, filling it with warm water. Once done, you slowly approach the nervous bun. 

“I’m not going to hurt you, but I need to bandage your wounds,” Its nose twitches, seemingly sniffing out if you’re a threat. After a tense moment of silence, it makes itself look as small as possible, showing submission. 

Giggling quietly, you pick it up, and place him in the water. Its head and ears are above the water, keeping them from becoming wet. Dipping your hands into the water, you smooth down its fur, slightly wetting the top of its head. Once done with that, you pour soap into your palm, rubbing your hands together. 

Now that your hands are sudsy, you start to bathe the calm bun. Its blood quickly washes off, cleaning its wounds. 

Once clean, you pick it up, placing it on a hand towel you got from beneath the sink. You dry the bunny off, making sure his ears are completely dry, before dipping a q-top into the peroxide, and cleaning out his wounds completely. 

After seeing his wounds, you realise he doesn’t need any wrappings, thus leaving you to set him on an old t-shirt that’s sitting on your tub’s ledge. 

“There you go, Bun Bun. Sit there until I finish with Garfield,” You unplug the sink on the bun’s side, and move towards your seething cat. Drawing him his own bath, you clean out his wounds, and give him many kisses, “Good boy, Gar. I’m proud of you for not scratching me.”

He meows in response, allowing you to dry him and fix his wounds. 

Now that the two animals are clean and no longer have raw, open wounds, you pick them up, and move towards your living room. 

Setting Garfield on the left side of the couch, you move towards your back door. 

“Okie dokie, now that you’re all clean, you can go home now! I’m sorry that Garfield was mean to you.”

Opening your back door, you gently place the bunny on the ground, before going inside, and locking the door behind you. 

Little did you know that that bunny wasn’t truly a bunny at all, but a man who’s severely touch starved. 

And, is a man who’s completely, totally in love with you.

-

When Polnareff returned to his burrow, he was practically shaking with excitement. He’d found his mate! 

Once laying down, he could hear his leg thumping with happiness. He can’t wait until you go into heat! 

Then, the two of you can have cute kits! He just knows that they’ll be beautiful, just like their mother… 

Oh yes, once you go into heat, he’ll be there to keep you satiated. 

He just needs to make sure that fat cat stays out of his way. 

-

Garfield lays on your tummy, practically smothering you with his weight. Looking down at him from your lying position, you roll your eyes, “You’re so heavy! Move off of me!” 

He ignores your whining, nuzzling against the area above your uterus. Huffing in annoyance, you pick up the snoozing cat, and walk towards the kitchen. The little shit wouldn’t let you move for hours, and you’ve become rather hungry. 

Once in the kitchen, you set him on the counter. He stretches dramatically, before rubbing against you like a madman. His hackles are raised, yellow eyes transfixed on something outside.

Looking out at your backyard, you see a certain giant rabbit. Sighing, you choose to ignore your pet’s dick measuring contest with the bunny outside. 

Pulling out (microwavable food), you quickly open its packaging, and chuck it into the microwave. Pressing in the time, you rest against the counter your cat is standing on, petting down his raised hair. 

“Garfield, you’re honestly acting ridiculous. The rabbit isn’t scary-” The orange fiend jumps into your arms, furiously rubbing himself onto you. He’s cuddling you like a good boy, stopping you from scolding him, “Awe, you’re so cute when you’re clingy and not biting my shirt sleeves.” 

He lets out a small hiss, but stays in your arms willingly. 

His yellow eyes are trained on the bunny, practically taunting the other male. 

Polnareff is seething. How dare that undeserving feline take his rightful place? How dare that fucking cat scent you during your heat? 

It takes everything in him to not crash through the window and beat the cat into the ground. But, he knows his nightly bathroom break outside will be soon, and that’s when he can strike. 

The blue eyed man watches you eat, happy that you’re preparing for your upcoming heat. Ignoring your pet, Jean feels happiness overtake him. You must know that he’s watching, if you’re eating such fatty foods. 

Little does he know, that’s just the normal way of human life. 

You continue to chow down on your yummy food, a smile on your pretty face, none the wiser to your hybrid stalker. 

Once finished, you let Garfield out into the backyard, “Don’t cause trouble with that rabbit, Garfield.” He didn’t listen to you, and ran in the direction of that damn white rabbit. 

You pinch the bridge of your nose in annoyance, but do nothing. If he wants to fight with it, that’s on him at this point. 

Sitting on your couch, you turn on your TV, flipping channels until you land on a forensic science TV show. Leaning back, you recline yourself into a comfortable position. 

You sit in that position for about an hour, before you realise your cat never came inside. Shooting to your feet, you rush outside, turning on your phone’s flashlight. 

“Garfield? Garfield?” You call out, searching through the bushes, and clicking your tongue to grab his attention. 

He doesn’t come, causing you to panic. Garfield and you grew up together, and you can’t remember the last time you went without him. 

“Gar-Gar? Please, please come home!” Tears well up in your eyes, as a sob escapes your throat. 

As the first tear falls, you feel someone grab you from behind, “Why are you crying, Mademoiselle?” 

You jump a mile off of the ground, and stumble, almost falling face first into the grass. Whipping around, you come face to chest with a very naked, very large man. 

“Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my backyard?” Your scent is thick with fear, and your voice trembles. A saddened feeling pools in Jean’s heart; he didn’t wish to scare you or hurt you in any way!

“Do not fear me, My Love. I am Jean Pierre Polnareff, your future mate!” Blanching at his statement, you finally notice the very apparent white bunny ears on the top of his head. 

“What. The. Fuck.” 

With that, you turn, and haul ass into your house. His heavy footsteps are heard behind you, same with a few pleading words for you to come back. 

Once inside, you slam your French doors closed, and use your body weight to hold them shut, as you try to lock them. His built frame slams into the doors behind you, using all of his strength to bust inside. 

“There’s no need to be afraid! Just open the doors, My Heart! I’ll treat you well!” Your nimble fingers try to turn the lock, but the constant shaking of the opening makes it very hard to do so. 

“Leave me alone! Did you do something to my cat? Because the moment you showed up, he disappeared!” Immediately, the doors stop shaking, allowing you to lock them. 

A long beat of silence follows, before he speaks again, “Oh, I didn’t realise you found him.” 

You gasp, feeling as though your heart was ripped from your chest. He really did something to Garfield! 

“Get the fuck off of my property! I'll-I'll Call the police!” Tears Pool in your eyes, before dripping down your face. Whoever this bunny man is, he must be dangerous if he goes around killing things for no reason. 

“My heart, how you wound me,” You peek through the curtains, only to see him looking back at you with an intimidating gaze. His ice blue eyes seem to be staring into your soul, “This… Garfield of yours was challenging me. He may have had you first, yes, but the rules of the animal kingdom say that if we find our mates, the new found mate must be left alone. But, that feline of yours blatantly disrespected our relationship, My Heart, so I had to teach him a lesson.” 

You gape at him in horror, backing away from the doors, “Stay away from me! I’m not your mate, I’m not your anything! How do you even know me?” 

You hear him laugh through the door, as he lands a swift kick towards the door handle, “You bathed me just the other week, don’t tell me that you’ve forgotten?” 

Running towards the kitchen, you grab a small knife that is easy to use. Did you seriously help a hybrid? 

You hear him kick a few more times, before the doors come crashing down. His heavy footsteps echo across your hardwood floors, as he makes his way to you. Looking around for an exit, you quickly move towards the kitchen window. 

Unlocking it with ease, you slide it open, making quick work of the screen keeping the bugs out. You hoist yourself onto the counter, shimmying towards the opening, only to be yanked back by two strong hands. In your (dominant Hand) is the knife you grabbed, allowing you to slash at the large man. 

“Get away from me! Don’t fucking touch me!” He releases you for a moment, dodging your erratic movements. A saddened look crossed his handsome face, as he man handled the knife out of your sweaty hands. Once disarmed, he forces you against his chest, chucking the knife into the sink. His now free hands grip your wrists, stopping you from fighting against him. 

“Shh, calm yourself. There’s no need to be so erratic-“ 

“Fuck you! You killed my cat and broke into my house, there’s plenty of reasons for me to be erratic!” You try kicking at his strong legs, but he doesn’t even flinch. 

“I understand that your heat is making you irrational-“ 

“What the fuck are you talking about?! I’m not an animal, I don’t fucking have heats!” Thrashing with your entire body weight, you try to bring him to the ground, but he’s too sturdy for you to do so. 

Instead of answering, he brings his head into the crook of your neck, sniffing the area loudly. You don’t see it, but a look of disgust is apparent. 

“We need to fix this awful smell. Hold still and I’ll scent you-“ You head butt the large male, knocking him back and off of you. 

He stumbles back, and you make a run for the open window. You get halfway out of it once more, before you’re dragged back inside by your waist. 

You’re thrown to the floor in an instant, shoulder hitting the wood harshly. A yelp leaves your lips, as more tears drip down your face. 

“Don’t be difficult, Love. I don’t want to hurt you. Just let me scent you, and I can help you through your heat. You just have to trust me,” 

You shake your head, “No, just leave me alone!” 

He frowns, but nods, “It’s ok if you’re difficult, I’ll make sure everyone knows you’re mine.” 

Without warning, Jean grabs his half hard cock, aiming it towards your crumpled form. 

“What the fu-“ A stream of clear piss hits you straight in the mouth, causing you to gag and splutter in disgust. You wipe at your tongue, a wretched sob wracking your form. 

The stream hits your neck next, before traveling down your entire body. You’re absolutely covered in piss, all whilst crying your eyes out. You try to scramble away, but end up skipping in the acrid liquid. 

“What the fuck is wrong with you? Why the-why the fuck would you do that?” He fries. to approach you, a small smile quirking at his lips, but you kick at him, trying to keep him away from you, “Get the fuck away from me! Don’t fucking touch me! You just fucking pissed on me like a-like wild fucking animal!” 

He grabs you in his arms as you slap, punch, and scratch, quickly bringing you to your bedroom. He tosses you onto your mattress, effectively sullying your new sheets. You try to scramble off of your bed, but his large frame suddenly dwarfs yours, trapping you to it. 

“I didn’t want to do it, My Heart, but you left me no choice. You wouldn’t let me scent you, and I couldn’t let you wear another male’s scent-“ 

“You don’t own me! We don’t even know each other!” You smack at his well toned chest, as you cry. He kisses you on your piss covered forehead, nuzzling into your slightly damp hair. 

“But we will. We’re mates, after all,” With those words, he starts to strip you. “All you need to know is that I know what’s best for you. Right now, you need a big, strong mate to breed your in heat womb, and I’m the right one for the job! So, just lay back and let me help you!” 

Your top half is exposed to him, breasts bouncing as he tears your clothes to shreds. Your hits have no effect on him, as he is stares down at your naked body hungrily. 

“Why are you doing this to me? I’m not a hybrid, it doesn’t make any sense-“ 

“Nature doesn’t need to make sense. Nature decided that we’re made for one another, and the sooner you realise this, the sooner you’ll realise that I’m good for you,” He hoists your thighs over his broad, muscular shoulder, a teasing grin on his face, “But right now, I’m going to make you cum as many times as I can.” 

He attaches his mouth to your unprotected pussy, lips sucking at your clit, whilst his tongue enters your unprepared opening. A loud yelp leaves your lips at the feeling. 

His veiny hands grip the fat of your thighs, as he moves your hips to rub against his face. At first, you’re really uncomfortable, but after a few moments, you’re having to restrain yourself from moaning lamely. Jean is paying special attention to your clit, sending jolts of pleasure down your spine. 

A particularly hard suck has you gushing with arousal, and although it wasn’t an orgasm, it was enough to make your thighs shake pathetically. You can feel him grin against your slit, as he inches a hand down to your cunny, and slips a thick finger inside of you. A loud mewl echoes through your chest, as your once slapping hands cover your face in shame. 

“Are you feeling good, Heart?” His airy voice would be suave if it weren't for the fact that you’re being assaulted, and you’re covered in a strange man’s piss. 

“Nu-no!” He chuckles at your weak attempt of denying him, and dives back into your weeping pussy. Polnareff rubs his finger against you g-spot with ease, not struggling to find it at all. 

That, coupled with the intense suckling on your clit, sends you over the edge. Your juices shoot out onto the white haired man’s face, coating him with your essence. 

“That was a strong orgasm, My Love. Are you sure you’re not enjoying yourself?” The teasing lilt in his voice makes you want to punch him in the face, so that’s exactly what you do. 

He grunts in pain, and in a moment of anger, flips you onto your stomach, hands held firmly in his grasp. Your back is arched just right to be in the prime breeding position, causing his cock to throb in need. Jean always liked a head-strong woman. 

“There’s no need for violence. If you wanted me to make love to you that bad, you could’ve just told me,” He didn’t wait to hear your response, instead choosing to sink his massive cock into your tight walls. Gods, you’re so tight. 

The rabbit couldn’t help bun moan at the feeling of your spasming cunny. It’s almost like you’re trying to draw him in! 

If that’s what you want, then that’s what you’ll receive. 

Jean starts a rapid pace, his hips slamming into yours harshly. His heavy balls smack against your clit with every thrust, causing you to scream in both pleasure and pain. 

Within moments, you’re creaming and gushing around his length. Moaning in unison with you, he speeds up his ministrations, quickly cumming inside of you. His hips stutter, before stopping, allowing him to cum what seemed like buckets. Your body sags, signifying your belief that he was finished, when in all actuality, he’s far from it. 

He immediately restarts his jack hammer pace, his free hand gripping your hip, “You’re perfect! A perfect pussy that squeezes me so good, a perfect personality, and a perfect body. I’m going to knock you up with many kits!” You sob into your pillow, trying to block out his voice, cock, and smell of piss. 

You cum again and again, being filled with liters of virile cum. His hand that once held your hip cups your bloated tummy, a dopey smile covering his handsome features. 

Jean can practically feel you becoming pregnant, and it satisfied him greatly. 

Noticing your lack of movements, he realises that you’ve passed out.

Oh well, when you wake up, he’ll be sure to attend to you once more. 

[syubub]

How BTS flirt

Saucy disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken as fact! This is my interpretation of the cards!!

Lol this is gonna be a fun one so buckle up and hold on to your socks

Seokjin

Lol oki

I think there's two types of jinnie flirting. Casual fun flirting and flirting because he's actually intrested

When he is actually intrested in someone and is trying to flirt its kinda slow moving and not very obvious

Its little things like, "your hair looks really nice today"

Things that are complements but he means it in a flirty way

He'd probably get a bit frustrated bc his flirting tactics are too subtle

I think he would also flirt by showing things he's intrested or possibly things that he's gathered

Kinda like a peacock

He wants the person he's flirting with to know that he's cool and show them what he has to offer but doesn't want to be... showy

He wants to maintain some kind of poise

But I think its because he's a little too shy to be up front and honest

But oh man when he's having fun and flirting for the fuck of it his whole goal is get everyone in a 10 mile radius flustered

He enjoys seeing people blush (I think its because he doesn't always take true compliments well and wants other people to feel good about themselves)

Jin

My boi

His tactics might be a little... strange.. at times

It's endearing though

And smooth

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a list of mid 2000's pick up lines on hand as a plan b

Yoongi

Legit before pulling any cards I heard "like a penguin"

I can't

Now to the fucking cards

WHY IS HE SO ROMANTIC??

What a soft man

He's a romantic flirt that doesn't use many words because he doesn't have to

You best believe he has coffee orders memorized, take out orders memorized, favorite drink always on hand

You needed something from the store?

He bought it.

Very much service and gifts because he wants to provide and kinda show his worth

"Here's this rock I saw. I know you like them so I figured I'd polish it for you too"

Lol he's wrapped around that pinky so tight

He's also very considerate and aware that unwanted flirting can be creepy and uncomfy so he's very very conscious of how he goes about things

I think flirting like this is almost... healing to him?

I think he really enjoys having someone to take care of (he definitely wants the same in return)

Yoon doesn't flirt. He'd rather be courting some one

Don't get me wrong though

He can definitely flirt and shit like that but its his secret weapon

He's also very confident when he flirts

He prefers flirting to come with no expectations

If anyone gets courted by min yoongi I want to see your stack of "rocks" (idk it could be bracelet charms or snow globes or postcards but I wouldn't be surprised if its actual rocks either)

Hoseok

Oki if you don't want to read some not pg then come back when I say it's safe lol

Hobi you horny mother fucker

Flirting is 100% foreplay

I CAN'T

Kissing is definitely in his flirting book

He flirts and establishes his dominance early on (hobi is a dom fight me)

Very confident in his flirting

LUSTY FUCKER

I get vibes that hobi would 100% fuck on the first date

(Kinky mf)

Omg hobi what a fucking tease too Jesus

Blah blah blah his flirting is foreplay bc he's horny and really wants to fuck.

Istg hobi just wait for a designated 18+ reading

Oki it's safe now

On the off chance that hobi isnt using his ridiculous flirting skills as foreplay

He is still very confident

And slow paced

He's trying to win the war not the battle

He is very push-pull when he flirts

It's with good intentions though

He's just really good with people and sweet talking

Very touchy

Flirting can also be a way for him to sus people out and decide if they are cool or nah

Flirting with hobi can lead to:

A. New best friend

B. Increadibly one night stand

C. The love of your fucking lifeb

D. A failed vibe check

Lowkey hobi would be kinda like wolf... very... driven?

Namjoon

A lot of compliments and just general good vibes

Lots of personal questions

"I bet you're really good at that. You should let me see sometime."

Definitely uses his smile

A lot

Very much the type to keep eye contact and be very attentive to the answers that are given to his questions

Its a wee bit methodical

But not in a weird way

He just wants to know where to go

Lots of emotional intelligence

Probs buys flowers or something cute

Very much reassuring and probably would be most flirty over drinks of some kind (like coffee or fancy wine)

Doesn't always flirt for the sake of romance but its pretty obvious when he is

He's just perfect

He gives complements often just in general and I think he absolutely knows how to use his charms

Very smooth

So so so so so witty

Definitely can get some nice giggles going

The way he flirts is honestly entrancing

We all know he is a fantastic talker

Probably uses a lot of beautiful language

Jimin

Very flirty

Flirty flirty

Also a little flexing involved!!

He'd be dressed to the 9's and very obvious

I definitely see him making everything about the other person

Very much peak libra behavior

He'd definitely feel flirty when he's feeling himself?

Flirting is almost like a first defense

Its easier to control the situation when he's flirting and its something that he loves to do

There's a lot of intelligence here with chim chim

He gets bored easily so flirting with him would be something engaging and intellectual as much as it is fun and laid back

Fancy fucking dinners

Flirty boi would like to have his match

Flirting is a competitive (fun) sport

He'd be a bit more toned down and less flashy if its someone he's actually trying to romance

Very fun and very exciting

Taehyung

Sexc

Think mysterious and cool as fuck

That's his flirting style

Very much must pass his vibe check

Be careful its a test

The way he flirts is by not saying anything about himself

He'd drop bits here and there but he has to make sure that you're worthy tbh

If someone makes it past the vibe check this is when the real flirting begins

He'd be very attentive and almost dedicated?

Like he sees flirting as a stepping stone

This is an investment and flirting would be tailored to the person he's flirting with

He's very intuitive and knows what people need

Very very very delacate

Also he might seem a bit intense when he flirts but its not necessarily a bad thing

Homie be regal at first but once he's comfy and is sure that they're compatible then he'd be way more inviting and open and giggly

Oh god he'd be the giggliest flirt on the whole planet

Also very considerate of boundries

Jungkook

Lol

He'd only really be comfy flirting if there isn't anyone else around

Very blushy

Kinda soft ngl?

It's cute soft and shy but he also has very strong boundaries

Flirting is something that he's not great at?

But he is very very very good at learning so the more he flirts the better he gets

This is an oddly personal journey?

He has to get over some stuff to get rid of some possible anxiety

He's also a little unconventional?

He has his own way of flirting and it'd be very adorable

Things like

"You're hair would be really cool if it was blue. I like it now too. So you should do whatever you like with your hair. Because its yours. And its nice. Yeah"

Its so CUTE

He'd overthink a lot too

What do I say? How do I act?

He'd also maybe throw in a cheeky back touch or two every so often

Shoulder touching too

Its very much like best friend flirting but koo means it as actual flirting

Honestly, if someone notices that koo is flirting with them it'd be best to just take the wheel and take the stress away

[disaster-reasonable-48]

So there's been something on my mind for a while that has been on my mind as of recent.

If my blog, wattpad, discord, or Reddit account gets deleted or deactivated without a warning or reason, please let it be known, that my Mom probably went through my phone and made me delete them. Does this mean I am quitting? No, I'll keep going until it does.

So as I know that this is probably inevitable as my school year's beginning draws closer and closer by the day. I wanted to thank you all for making my Summer probably the best I've ever had since my hell of a home life began. I wanted to thank all of you and give you all so many kind words. Oh lord I am getting teary just writing this. But I am going to thank my mutuals who made this blog what it is today.

@aquaquarters you were a huge artistic inspiration to me and made me want to have my tumblr blog in the first place, so if I had to thank someone first it would probably have to be you. You're amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, okay?

@ahikkomori ah my dear cousibling, you made me laugh and smile oh so many times. You're great at art even when you say you're not. And I know when the inevitable happens, I'll remember you fondly.

@sunnydrinksbepsi My internet mom! Oh where do I begin with you? You're just amazing. You're great. You're so nice and I wish nothing but good for you for the rest of your life. I'll remember you fondly as well.

@questionable-child My gifted kid burnout homie! Your roleplay vlogs and ideas are amazing. I am very glad we relate to so much. I bless the rest of your cookie run gachas and the rest of your life with nothing but good luck.

@art-n-spooks I'm sorry I dragged you to cookie run hell with me first off. Your art and edits are excellent! You're such a cool person to have around. You give off nothing but good vibes.

@crossover-enthusiast you're amazing! You have good editing skills! You're just overall a pleasant person to talk to.

@aspen-lol first off, you're an almond cookie simp, then again who isn't? I know I don't know Omori much, but your fanart of it is just stunning and drop dead gorgeous! May you have a good life.

@zorasalazars thank you for letting me mod on your Epithet erased discord server, along with the rest of the mods on there(I would @ them but I don't know their blog names sorry). I have never been more happy to meet so many other people that share my comfort media as am interest of their's! Also you valid af.

@papersplanes FELLOW SYLVIE ENJOYER, you🤝me, 💫Sylvie are our comfort character💫. You are also another user that convinced me to start my blog in the first place as well. You're so nice and just let me infodump you about epithet erased aus I have. You're wonderful.

@oh-fricky-its-tricky YET ANOTHER BLOG THAT CONVINCED ME TO MAKE ONE! I've been reading your blog ever since you were still a Roy centered blog. I love how you write for your characters and your discord is great.

@quidd-is-cool the last blog here that convinced me to get a blog, the first of my 10 followers that I hold dear. I hope you feel better and get help. You being my first mutual ever has been a ride. You gave me so many fond memories. I wish nothing but wellness for you.

And thanks to all of you, all of my followers, you all made me so very, very happy. I love all of you. I just simply don't have enough words to describe the memories you gave me.

Just promise me a place in your memories too, oki?

[arlert0]

Could you please do some headcanons on how armin would be with a POC fem! Reader. Him being with Annie bums me out sometimes lmao 😖

YES honestly same ugh 🙃

but I gotchu homie 💙 also i hope this okie if i made it modern au

warnings: none !! just fluff fluff <3

‣ “Baby would you let me try to braid your hair..?” HE WOULD BE SO SWEET ABOUT IT and literally he just wants to learn how because he thinks your hair looks so beautiful

‣ If you have really kinky curls he would literally plow through every hair care shop looking for a cream just right for your hair to surprise you with !! 😫❤️

‣ Even if you don’t have curly hair Armin would still beg you to try to do certain hairstyles — He loves your hair regardless and wants to learn how to take care of it

‣ Whenever you’re cuddling him or close like laying with your thighs over his, he’ll gently run his fingers over them and just admire them

‣ Loves to take selfies with you all of the time; especially in the evening when the sun is setting he’d specifically ask to go outside to take pictures or he’d open the blinds to let the light in hehe

‣ If you let him know that your parents are making dinner that night he’d immediately ask what and then ask if he could come over depending on what they were making — I think he’d really like candied yams, corn bread and sweet potato pie — He’ll try to eat certain spicy foods but he just SWEATS

‣ Lets say.. You have a sibling or family member that’s getting married and you know how celebrations are — Music is blasting and everyone is dancing around and he grabs your hand and pulls you over to dance with you and everyone else; but please he looks funny sometimes but he’s so cute and so aDORABLE — He just wants to have a fun time especially with you — Also FOOD

‣ If he catches you or hears you sing at all his nose and cheeks will turn red an when you start to smile at him while singing, he’d smile back

‣ You’ll catch him tracing little shapes and designs with his fingers on your skin or just giving you sweet light touches, just thinks you’re so pretty and thinks you’re like an angel 💕

‣ “Well I don’t care what anyone else says, I think you’re beautiful.” He’d puff out his cheeks a little and try to prove to you that he loves everything about you if people have gotten you down recently

‣ If you like to listen to any kind of cultural music or even R&B he’d love to lay around with you listening to them, learning the words with you

‣ Definitely would ask if he can pick out your outfits sometimes !! 🥺

[chaoticpete]

Meant to Be

CEO!Tom Holland x Mom!Reader

Christmas Story

Summary: What if you found yourself in a slight pickle close to the holidays, but you’re offered the deal of a lifetime from your boss? All he needs is to borrow the love of you and your daughter to impress his boss. What can go wrong?

Based on “Barrowed Hearts”

*Part 3*

Next morning you pull up into Tom’s driveway. Never in a million years you ever thought you would have to pretend to be your very successful, young, attractive as hell wife.

Both you and Soph get out and go to grab your bags from the car. “Sophie, sweetie. You know how you love to make up stories right?” “Yes, you said you don’t like it when I do.” Getting down to her eye level, you caress her cheek a bit. “Yes, but we’re going to be helping Mommmy’s boss with something so I need you to play along okay?” “Okie.” “Thank you bug.”

You finish grabbing the rest of the bags and then ring the doorbell. The butler opens the door, “good morning ma’am.” Giving back a small smile you and Sophie do morning back as you guys make your way inside.

“Here they are! Our two leading ladies of the hour!” Harrison says as he and Tom walk up to the two of you. “Uh Charles, can you please hide her car out back?” Tom asks, taking the keys from your hand and hanging them to him. “Right away sir.”

The four of you walk to the family room, where an older woman in a tight skirt suit is sitting on the couch handle. “This is them?” She asks, giving both of you an eye as she glances over your frame.

Sophie doesn’t pay her any mind and just walks over and sit in a recliner as if she’s been there all her life. You go and stand by the chair feeling the three still watching your every move.

“Think you can do something?” You hear Tom ask in a hush voice and it takes almost everything inside of you not to roll your eyes and just walk out. “It’ll be a challenge...but possible.” You hear her respond.

Glancing around the room you notice the lack of homie feel. It looked like something out of a catalog or one of those houses that they decorate for pictures to sell it. There weren't even any photos of Tom up.

“Um, excuse me?” You say catching the attention of three. “You have a lovely home here Mr. Holland but since me and Sophie will be staying here and have to play a family...is it okay if I suggest a few things?”

Before Tom could even open his mouth, Harrison steps forward. “Yes! Of course what were you thinking?” “Well the first thing I noticed was the tree.” You say gesturing towards it. The tree looked like something you would see in a store window. “It’s very lovely, I’m guessing a designer did it?” You askes. The older woman who you heard named Colette smiles. “Yes, I did.” She says proudly. “Thought so.” You say looking back at the tree. That smile instantly left her face.

“I was thinking maybe some more...old fashion ornaments? Like family ones. And maybe throw up some garlands and lights? Put some stockings on the fireplace. I also um, brought some pictures of me and Sophie for you to put up. Like help give the home a loving family feel, ya know? Right now it doesn’t even feel like you live here.”

“I think you should do it.” Haz says looking at Tom. “She’s right. If you want this to be convincing, the set has to be convincing too. Tom just rolled his eyes crossing his arms over his chest. “Whatever. I guess we’re just doing whatever she says huh?” “That’s actually not a bad idea mate.” Tom looks over at his best friend in disbelief.

Collette walks over to Sophie taking in her features. “Well, aren’t you a pretty little girl?” “Thank you. Now can I ask you something?” Collette smiles. “Of course?” Sophie gets straight to the point. “Does your face hurt?” For the second time that day Collettes smile drops. “What?” “Your face just looks...tight. It look likes it’s about to break.”

It takes everything in Collette not to strangle the kid after. She stands up straight giving a fake laugh and looks at you. ”Cute kid.”

“Hey kid,” Harrison said, catching Sophie’s attention. “Think you can remember to call Mr. Holland daddy?” Sophie gets up from her chair and walks over to Tom. “Thank you for letting us stay in your lovely home...daddy.” She says before turning back to look at Haz. “I think I’ll manage.”

“Well I think if that’s it...Time to get to work!” “What do you mean get to work?” You ask as Collette leads you and Sophie up stairs. She opens the door and you see a huge room looking almost like a fashion studio. Hair styles along with nails and lots of clothes were there.

“Get to work on your makeover of course. Can't exactly have you looking like Tom’s family and you look like you never held a tweezer in your life before. “Okay but doing my daughters hair.” “We have professionals here for that.” “I’m doing her hair. That’s it.” You say as you’re being taken away to get ready.

While you were getting your nails done Harrison starts quizzing you and Sophie on your marriage and family.

“How long have you guys been married?” “Eight years.” “Where did you go on your honeymoon? Paris and Rome.”

Haz runs to the other side of the room where Sophie was. “Who drives you to school everyday?” “My daddy.” “What’s your favorite family vacation?” “When we went to Disney world...can we actually go?” She asks, hopefully looking at him through the mirror. “Pfft of course not.”

After hours of preparing the time finally came for Mr. Haze to be arriving from the airport. Tom's entire house has basically been redecorated. There were toys neatly placed everywhere. His little library was turned into a kids room with a huge castle tent and more stuff animals than at a toy store. His nice leather couch was replaced with a much more softer, homie looking one. Christmas decorations hanging from the stair banister.

Harrison and Tom stand at the bottom of the stairs, waiting for Mr. Haze to arrive.

“What’s your wife’s name?” “Y/n.” “Your daughters?” “Uh...Zoey.” “Sophie.” “Aw yes Sophie.” “Your wife's favorite food?” “Um...find that out.” “Okay buddy,” Haz says patting Tom’s arm. As Charles goes to open the door to let Haze in, Harrison yells.

“WAIT! Don’t open the door!” He says, starting to feel inside his pockets. “What?” “Your ring!” “The ring!” Tom realizes starting to feel all in his pockets. “Here! Here I have it!” Haz says tossing it to Tom. Tom catches it quickly slipping it on. “Wrong finger!” Harrison yells. Tom quickly moves it to his ring finger. “Please get the door Charles.”

Charles opens the door and an older man is waiting outside. “Good evening.” He says walking in. “Mr. Haze! So nice to see you again. Hope your flight was pleasant?” Harrison says shaking Mr. Haze hand after he takes off his coat. “It was Mr. Osterfield. This must be the famous Mr. Holland I heard so much about.” Mr. Haze said, shaking Tom’s hand.

“It’s so nice to finally meet you sir.” “Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home. Now, where can I meet this lovely family I heard so much about?” Before neither of the men can open their mouth, your voice can be heard from behind them at the top of the stairs.

“Good Evening Mr. Haze.” You say smiling. All three of the men look up to see you and Sophie standing at the top of the stairs holding hands. Tom feels his mouth almost drop at the site of you. As irritated as you made him feel when redoing his house, he had to admit you looked absolutely stunning.

Sophie hears a slight music floating through the air but when she looked up she saw the chandeliers crystals hitting together from the wind of the door just being open.

You were almost glowing under the light as you and Sophie both started to make your way down the stairs. “Ah Mr. Holland I see why you’re so private about your family. They’re treasures. It’s nice to finally meet you Mrs. Holland.” “Nice to meet you also, Mr. Haze. This is Sophie.” Sophie does a little curtsy. “Mucho Gusto Senior Haze.”

“Mucho Gusto. Tú hablas español?” Sophie looks up at him, her head tilted to the side. “I have no idea what you just said, my mom just told me to say that.” All of the adults laugh. “She’s adorable. But,” he said, turning to Tom. “I thought you had a son?” “Well,” Tom said, not sure where to go with it but luckily you jumped in. “Sophie is such a tomboy sometimes, she can be.” Everyone looks back down at the little girl who's too busy trying to take out a wedgie to realize what’s being said.

“Well, I think it’s time for dinner!” Harrison says. “I have to agree. Mrs. Holland may I please escort you to the table?” Haze asks, holding his elbow out towards you. “Oh. Off course. You say looping your arm with his. “Soph, go wash your hands first.” You say as you guys begin to walk to the dining room.

Dinner is held with small talk as they all get to know each other. “So, how long have you guys been married?” “Eight years.” “Twelve years.” You and Tom say at the same time. Both go to look at each other and you raise an eyebrow. “Eight years...but it feels so much longer.” Tom responded with a fake smile on his face before taking a sip of wine.

“How did you guys meet?” That almost made Tom choke. Harrison almost wanted to kick himself under the table at the fact that they never came up with a story. Tom gestures to you quickly. “Why don't you tell him dear.” You let out a nervous laugh and gesture right back to him. “But you tell it so much better?”

As the two were sort of holding it off a small voice can be heard. “An angel brought them together.” Sophie says eating a spoonful of ice cream. Everyone’s attention is turned to Sophie. “An angel?” Mr. Haze’s asked, interests peaked.

Sophie nods. “One day my mom was talking to this lady and the lady was like, “you’re going to meet the love of your life very soon when you least expect it. Like a week later my mom was at a restaurant waiting for a table then she hears a man behind her and she gets this really funny feeling in her tummy. And I’m her mind. She's like “oh my...is this him?” And when she turned around it was him, my daddy I mean and then they fell in love, got married and had me.”

The whole table is quiet as Sophie finishes her dessert. “Well that’s a very lovely story.” Mr. Haze says. “Can I have some more ice cream?” Sophie asks looking at you. “No, right time it’s bedtime. Say good night.”

Sophie makes her way across the table bidding her goodnites when she gets to Tom. “Goodnight daddy.” She says wrapping her arms around Tom’s neck giving him a hug. Tom slowly gives her a hug back. “Night sweetie.” She pulls away placing a kiss on his before walking back to you placing her hand in yours. “Goodnight Gentlemen.” You say smiling as you and Sophie head upstairs.

After deciding to call it a night, both gentlemen walk the stairs talking after Harrison left. “Oh is this your study?” “Yes it is. Please feel free to use it while you’re here.” Mr. Haze picks up a book. “Thank you. Think I might get some reading done before bed then.” He says getting comfortable in a chair. “Alrighty then, goodnight sir.” Tom says leaving the room.

You happened to be leaving Sophie’s room the same time after tucking her in. He swiftly makes his way towards, grabbing you off course from your room into his. Mr. Haze looks back at you two the same time and Tom bids him a final goodnight.

He gently closes the door letting out a sigh of relief. “Excuse me?” You ask behind him. “I’m trying to go to bed.” Tom rolled his eyes, opening the door open a bit to see the man reading still. “Would you please go to bed already?” He whispers and Mr. Haze looks back the same time as Tom quietly closes the door back.

“Looks like you’re sleeping here tonight.” He says walking away starting to undo his tie. You look outside yourself to see Haze reading still. Closing the door you follow Tom back to the actual bedroom.

“Oh no. You just said I had to pretend to be your wife. Nothing about sleeping with you.” “Oh like it would be so horrible. I know you probably hear the rumors. Wondering how it would feel to be in bed with me.” Tom said with that smirk on his face as he gets closer to you. You guys are nearly chest to chest. His brown eyes piercing into your e/c ones.

You take a step back. “No I don’t.” Rolling his eyes again Tom takes off his suit jacket hanging it off a chair. “Then I’ll take the couch.” He says gesturing to the sofa that’s a few feet from the bed. “I am not having Sophie walking in here and seeing us in the same room.” “Then where do you propose I sleep Ms. L/n?” Tom asks, placing his hands on his hips.

You look around the room before walking back to the doorway, past there was the closet. “In there.” You say biting your lip. “Great,” Tom mumbles. “First my house, now my bed. Can I please at Least get my pillow?” You walk over to the bed and grab the first one handing it to Tom. “...this isn’t my pillow.” Tom says walking back to the bed and grabbing the first one.

“Can I get some clothes to sleep in?” You ask Tom realizing all of your things were in the other room. Tom walks out and walks back in handing you an old pair of sweats and an old tee. “They are elastic...or have a tie...whichever you need.” Tom says scratching the back of his neck. No woman has ever worn his clothes before...or properly slept in his bed in fact.

“Thank you...night Mr. Holland.” “Night Ms. L/n.” Tom makes his way to the closet placing the pillow on the floor and takes off his suit pants. He grabs a coat hanging in the closet and uses that to cover his legs before realizing it was too short. “I should have grabbed a blanket.”

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