#but like it's jolene

[wingsandpetals]

pop rock song about a guy wanting to date a girl that has a boyfriend but he keeps describing the boyfriend as if he's in love with him

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

the fact beyoncé was praised as a feminist icon when she actively perpetuates the homewrecker narrative… like girl your husband cheating is nobody’s fault but your husbands. other women can be seductive all they want, its still your mans choice to cheat. also she raised her man? ouch. and all that for… jay z of all people. and she is fucking BEYONCÉ she is untouchable yet she lowers herself to this. „i can understand why youre attracted to my man“ youre the only one 🤨

[r-aindr0p]

Glam metal Idia ✨️

And actually the second time I draw him in a glam outfit heehee. That concludes the lil' drawings of my faves in outfits from different musical scenes

Well, almost..

Country Rook take me home jumpscare

I put way too much effort in this joke no way I'm rendering this

+lil bonus of all of the faves, rook is casually comitting country crimes and got banned from many states

[catpriciousmarjara]

"....and here we have the image of the Terran deity of truth, Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy, not be confused with the deity Bomb-ur, the god of abundance from the ancient Tolki-eena religion, which predates the Utubar religion entirely. Archeological excavations of the primitive holo-relics of Terra dates the Utubar religion to the two kingdoms period of the Amaz-U-na, and App-le-ple empires, in the Memetiscan era.

As stated before Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is a deity of truth and religious texts proclaim that he emerges whenever the principles of truth are violated. The legends we have been able to uncover from the ruins of Terra talks of a well where he is supposed to reside in and that every terran year he appears unexpectedly in order to shame the liars seeking fortune in the Holos of the kingdom of Utuba in a ruthless public sermon.

(Unfortunately we have not been able to uncover physical evidence of the kingdom as of now. Much of the information we have on the Utuba come from the Utuba Com-men-tits, the famous historical document that confirmed the theory that the Utuba people, consisting of the mortal Viu-wah, the priestly Saab-scriba, and godly Cree-atar, recorded history collectively.)

In his endeavor to champion truth Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is confronted by many adversaries and we can see how these battles play out in the religious iconography of the period. One of his many opponents is Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico, a rather comical figure who relentlessly takes credit for the achievements of others' and boasts about it throughout Terra. Some scholars believe him to be a fictional figure created to warn children to stay away from lying and boasting, especially because the Utuba Com-men-tits records one of the claims made by the minor deity as his mother being proud of him, which by the very nature of the deity is implied to be a false claim.

(Parental figures and their approval seems to be very important to the Terrans. Scholars have found multiple worshipful holos with terms such as Daddy, Zaddy, Mother, Mommy, and Muscle Mommy as evidence to this theory. Deviant behaviour seems to be referred to as 'Fatherless' behaviour. 'Yo Mamma' statements seem to be considered a damning insult. In addition, the ritualistic chant "Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry", which is believed to be the only surviving part of the the lost Litany for Forgiveness, the pair to the Litany against Fear from the Epic of the Dune, validates the theory that Terrans craved parental approval.)

Much more sinister than the Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico is the Jayme-som-Erton, a figure that only talks in the voice of others. A negative deity presiding over plagiarism, Jayme-som-Erton pretends be your ally while making profit off of your work. After Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy defeated him in a lengthy duel the Utuba Com-men-tits faithfully records that Jayme-som-Erton's own voice can only speak lies and to be wary of the others among the Cree-ator class that use his tricks to prosper in Utuba.

Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy's legendary victory over Jayme-som-Erton was followed by the complete erasure of the Cree-ator's presence in the Utuba kingdom's religion beyond being used as a cautionary tale. This presents another aspect of Terran religion, called Can-cellat-Ion, a ritualistic deicide of the gods that have wronged them. Undoubtedly this is an evidence of the might of the ancient Terrans. Several pieces of historical evidence from the records known as Twee-et-er (theorized to be named after a blue avian like figure who many believe might be related to the legendary heroes Twee-dle-dee, and Twee-dle-dum) refer to multiple conflicts called the War of the Fans which lead to the Can-cellat-Ion being performed. Ancient Terrans were indeed a fearsome species. (To be noted that some deities do recover while others do not. Criteria for survival unknown.)

In the coming chapters, we'll look into more deities from Terra's various pantheons, such as the eternal enmity between the Goddess Doll-y-Par-tonn and her nemesis Jol-e-Ne. The deity Trish-a-Payt-As, whose children are harbingers for the death of malignant royals is also important to look into. The deity seems to have had hostility towards the Brie-ti-ish royals specifically as legends say they were hit twice by the deity's wrath. Also of particular interest are Ea-Nasir, a deity of trickery and mischief, and ancient literature such as the Gonch-ar-Ov, a lost epic saga whose holo-copy researchers are still trying to uncover today. Both of these are a part of the Tumb-L-Er mystery religion, whose intricate rites and rituals still remain too complex to decode...."

-Excerpt from Chapter 9, "Deities from the Holo", from Scholar Jaarp-r-Saar's The Complexities of Terran Religions.

[tricoufamily]

on my old blog i made this fucked up horror town for simblreen these were some residents but i'm just gonna let them be fucked up in a normal setting to play with some blue-ancolia horses i don't know

[gehennnas]

Someone is a bit too comfortable

[shatterdome-underscore]

*Marcille voice* Falin, Falin, Falin FALLIIIIIIIN, we will kill that dragon. Falin, Falin, Falin FALLLLLLIIIIIIIIN, we'll resurrect you just because I can,

[freaky-flawless]

"Your beauty is beyond compare, With wild locks of umber hair, With warm brown skin and shining eyes of gold, Your smile shines bright like a full moon, Your bark as fierce as a monsoon, And I cannot compete with you, Clawdeen..."

[smilesrobotlover]

The dads being cute with their lovers (sorta)

I hc that Rito kiss each other by touching the top of their beaks to something (their beaks aren’t touching but that’s just cuz I can’t draw 💀💀) so they’re doing a lil Rito kiss <3 I WISH we had more of them man.

[theosconfessions]

Love is Embarrassing

Ep 1- House 3- Jolene

@dandylion240

WHAT AN INTERESTING DYNAMIC THESE TWO HAVE??? like i couldnt tell if at first they really liked eachother or were equally using eachother for gains?? you were right when you said here comes trouble because my girlie Jolene is OUT for something here and im kinda here for it. their traits clash like a CRAZY. but i dig it. another girl challenging scar but doing it in a veryyyy different way.

[nikoisme]

Do you have any concepts for what the river wives look like? Not necessarily as drawings, but maybe just some descriptions? I'm really curious 👀

Is this a story with some Slavic (or some other) mythology vibes or a more general/mainstream fantasy kind of thing?

I actually do have some concepts!!

This is the general idea, so they may change in the future (ignore the silly faces pffft). Their designs are nothing really special, but that was my whole point - i wanted it to look really casual. I'm not sure if it's noticeable, but the river wife's dress is supposed to kind of "fade" into water! I based her off of naiads and some fairies from slavic mythology. Otherwise there isn't really anything else revolving around a specific mythology. The story is set in modern times! So the world is the same, just with the addition that there are some nature spirits (rivers, forests, mountains etc) :D

[spurgie-cousin]

I've noticed a few conservative women taking pot shots at Dolly Parton and her Cowboys outfit and as someone who has worked directly with the Dolly Parton Imagination Library program, I am seething‼️‼️ Dolly has exhibited more Jesus-like behavior in probably the last month than their bitter asses probably have their whole lives.

Dollys program mails out literally MILLIONS of free early educational books a month. both to kids that wouldn't have them otherwise and kids whose parents just want to build up libraries and it can last for literally their entire childhoods.

Dolly also does so much for her historically impoverished hometown and areas like it, like it's literally so much this post would be 5 pages long if I listed it all out, and she does the majority of it out of her own pocket and with the goal that the cycles of poverty can be broken.

So like what the fuck does the Transformed Housewife do that's Jesus-like? What kids or families or communities does she try to help in the spirit of improving as many lives as possible, hmm??

I'm just so tired of conservative women who do nothing but bring down other women and shame other families for their choices thinking that's what spreading the message of Jesus is, like get so fucked. You're not a good or holy person you're just a goddamn asshole who puts more negativity into the world than the people you demonize.

[operationslipperypuppet]

Jolene and Cobb had a conversation about death, the night before he left for the astral plane. He made his intentions clear - that he would never outright plan to die, but he would allow it to happen if it had to. And that she wasn’t to try to bring him back. He was ready to go.

Jolene made a deal then, with Melora. That if any of her people died away from home, and their souls were unwilling to be resurrected in any way, their bodies would be sent to the GrandMaw Tree. She’d take it from there. There was no discussion of details or logistics, but she knew it would work if it had to.

She felt it, when Cobb passed. It was a deep feeling within her gut, it impacted her as though she had been punched. But she also felt his relief. She raced to the GrandMaw Tree, tears in her eyes, knowing exactly what she’d find. She had never wanted to be wrong more.

A few days later, when she’d been able to communicate with Moonshine, and after Hardwon had arrived, shaking, at the doorway to her stump, sobbed into her arms for three hours, then promptly announced he’d be living in the crashed Stormborn but to not talk to him, she knew what she had to do with the body.

Burial ceremonies aren’t a thing at the Crick. It’s usually between the dead person and their best friend, deemed at some point during life. Many people choose to incorporate themselves back into the cycle, and allow the magic of the Crick to do its thing in decomposing their body.

Jolene was that person for Cobb. She knew what he wanted. She grabbed Big Bev, knowing her grandson wouldn’t bear to miss this, and dragged Hardwon out of his ship to assist. “Just this once, big guy. Then you can go about your mopin’ business.”

They walked in silence, the dragon carrying the body, MawMaw making sure they weren’t followed.

Jolene picked a spot in the Western Crick. There was a large group of mushrooms, circular and somehow deliberate, right where Cobb had told Jolene was the spot Marabelle had died. She knew it was perfect.

When Big Bev placed the body near the ground, the mushrooms reacted immediately. Reaching out, grabbing at it. The motley crew watched as it was overtaken and disappeared completely. One by one, they dispersed. Hardwon was first and fastest, Big Bev when he got the nod from MawMaw, the possum when she decided her mother would need more time, alone.

Jolene stood, tears refusing to fall, for hours. When a tiny plant sprouted from the center of the mushrooms, she finally made her retreat.

A week later, a single stalk of corn had sprung up in the mushroom garden. Jolene would smile sadly whenever she passed it. Content that while her sister and best friend may not have been able to grow old together, they could cause something to grow. Together.

[shady-swan-jones]

Did we really need the Pick-Me version of Jolene?

[eggcats]

I decided it would be really funny, if the reason Husk knows getting Vox to like you is the key to surviving Alastor, is because when Alastor first took his soul, Vox HATED him

Because Alastor saw this sad wet pathetic cat man drunk in the alley behind his casino and was like "you can't take care of yourself so I will" and then decided to gamble with him to win his soul

Except, that is also essentially how Alastor met VOX, and so when Alastor comes home one day like "look what I got!" and Vox learns what happened, he's like, "I will NOT be replaced," and just hates Husk on sight

(Vox, mentally, "What's so good about HIM that he takes HIS soul?? Is MY soul not good enough?!?!")

Neither Husk nor Alastor knows this, tho, so to them, it's just Vox deciding to hate someone randomly - meanwhile, in the background, Vox is singing Jolene while sharpening a knife

(The idea of being attracted to the creepy cannibalistic fuck who took his soul is so out of left field that Husk, who generally is good at reading people, doesn't realize that's Vox's issue with him - so the entire time he's standing there like🧍‍♂️trying desperately to not do ANYTHING that'll piss Vox off more).

(Alastor also has no idea, because not only is finding someone OTHER than his picture box so absurd it's not even to be considered, he's very bad at picking up on social cues and it never comes up to Rosie for her to tell him the issue - Alastor just thinks Vox hates cats the same way he hates dogs, and is like, oh okay makes sense moving on).

Vox eventually gets over it (kinda) when Alastor is like, dear, did you just want me to rip apart his soul on my broadcast? Did YOU want to do it this time? And basically just offers to absolutely end Husk's (after)life for him, no questions asked.

Vox decides to let Husk live so that Husk knows that he's only alive because VOX said so, as a "don't even THINK of trying to take my man, you hussy" warning. (Once again, neither Alastor nor Husk have ANY idea about this, lmao).

So now Husk is like - step 1 to not being murdered is to get Vox to decide to not kill you. Okay, no further questions.

Meanwhile Vox is just watching Husk like "I am always fucking vigilant" and constantly scaring the fur off of that poor cat man.

(Vox only relents when Husk is basically tossed at Angel like a Pokémon and he sees that Husk definitely is interested in Angel and is like, good. Stay away from my husband).