#but stop

[unholyhelbig]

Patient: I’m allowed to be a dick to you. My son was in the hospital this weekend. Did you know that? So I’m frustrated!

Me: three months.

Patient: what?

Me: three months. My mother has been in the critical care unit of a hospital across the country from me for three months. Does that give me a pass to call you a bitch?

[eyra]

psa: your friend whose mum is dead might not appreciate the “thinking of you today xx” message you’re about to send them for mother’s day for the 24th year in a row.

[baby-xemnas]

sex with luffy is like a saw trap. luffy: zoro!!!!!! i just learned this cool trick where if i bend like this and tie my legs around like that we could have sex and go fishing at the same time!!! quick come here zoro: can we please try missionary just this once

you guys need to stop

[minty-playhouse]

I wish everyone who sends death threats to people online a very grow and improve as a person.

"Oh, but they were [worst type of person]" OK cool, and I'm supposed to be impressed you sent them a "kys" message? Grow the hell up!

[garoujo]

naur. nobody speak to me.

[cant-get-no-worse]

@ Neymar Jr how many time will I have to see your feet on your instagram story

[findingpeaceinconnection-blog]

Closure

Thank you for your message. I appreciate everything you said. I think we're both gonna be ok. Part of me desperately wanted to have a whole conversation but I know that simply thank you is the best for both of us. I hope our paths do cross again, someday, when you're ready for it. But till then, I know the stars shine a little brighter tonight. Till then, we each have our own beautiful lives. I'm forcing myself not to re read potentially the last words you will ever give to me. Because of course my human nature doesn't really want an end. But the rest of me is ok that this is the end. It's a pretty good ending. Not a happy ending, but a cathartic one; like an ancient greek tragedy, or a really good session of dnd. This will be the last I post about you till we meet again. I need to let it all go. I love you.

[seaofgoldensand]

CRYING STOP BODY BLOCKING MEEEEEEEE YOURE NOT A TAAAANK

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Listen I love you all but if you don’t STOP scheduling your posts to be posted one after the other I’m gonna backhand you into gods anus.

I’m tired of having to swipe 50 notifications off my screen from the same blog every damn day.

Love you though pookies ❤️

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[psycho-mocha]

rain rain go away i know i romanticized you in the past but please come back another day when i can truly appreciate you

[chuckschippedchomper]

can espn pls stop pushing the anti bruce cassidy/patrice bergeron narrative

[ludicrouslydonewithart]

Me watching my friend(whos never played the game Im playing) explain the game to me like Im a dumbass:

[appendingfic]

Please Stop This It's Annoying

Person: *mentions a person they are talking about is autistic* Me: *keeps waiting for the fact they are autistic to be relevant* Fact they are autistic: *is never relevant* Me: ...so what was the point of telling us?

[amurih]

I really don’t like it when Tumblr decides to change how things work on mobile.

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.