#but the kids did take the Batmobile out on a joyride a week ago
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A Catfish??
All of the bat children are horrified when they found out the boy Damian has been talking online, someone they were expecting to be a 5’3 twig. Someone who Damian has been crushing on for years turned out to be a 6’3 muscle-bound fucker that makes Jason look small.
They are even more horrified when they realized they never gave Damian the internet talk and for some reason Bruce is not reacting like this is something of concern and what the fuck-?!
The reason Bruce is not freaking out like the rest of his kids is quite simple.
He can see the last of the baby fat clinging to Danny’s face, he notices how even though Danny is a walking tank of a being, he still glances at the doorways like they could not be trusted.
Like he wasn’t used to his height.
No Bruce is not concerned, because all signs and research just points to one fact.
Danny Fenton has came into a Fenton-sized growth spurt.
#now Bruce could clear up the confusion#but the kids did take the Batmobile out on a joyride a week ago#so this can just be a test on their reasoning under familial circumstances#like Bruce did not go out of his way to vet his youngest son’s first crush#dp x dc#writing prompt#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#jason todd#batman#shipping#dick grayson#tim drake#duke thomas#Cass knows of course#she’s not going to tell#same with babs#Danny a couple months before his visit: Doors suddenly hate me Dami :n;#Damian short king Wayne who likes to be picked up even if he never admits to it#damian: tragic.#the kids saw one photo of Dan and Danny and connected some dots that were never there#dead serious#writting prompt
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