#but then i would have nothing to mindlessly scroll except tiktok

[matildashoney]

so many transitional life changes and i’m feeling very lonely

[bunnyteetharry]

Boyfriend

summary: pranking Harry with the “calling your husband boyfriend” trend

warnings: none? light spanking, use of brat

pairing: husband!arry x wife!reader

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It was late into the afternoon

You were sprawled on the couch bundled up in your favorite sage blanket with the TV playing on low volume as background noise

You were scrolling mindlessly on TikTok when you came across a video of a women calling her husband boyfriend right in front of him and getting the funniest reaction, you were dying to do this to Harry and what better timing then to do it now that he’s been more at home since taking a mild break from touring and going to the studio here and there when he feels like it

You knew he was in the home library catching up on his tbr stack that you collecting for him whilst he was touring

It was a thing you did for one another

Grabbing books or nicknacks that you knew the other would enjoy

Earlier you asked if he was feeling hungry for anything and you both agreed on ordering in so you made your way towards the room he was in, your idea was to order food in front of him but in actually you’re just going to be on a fake call with the camera facing him

“Baby!” You called out as you entered “Yes m’love” he hummed grabbing his bookmark and placing the book on the side wooden table that was next to him

“Did you want to get Chinese food for dinner tonight?” He smiled and nodded “Yeah that sounds great, did you want me to called them?” shaking your head you pulled out your phone from your pocket “Ill do it you just continuing reading” you smiled widely and plopped down next to him on the small brown crouch with pink flowers printed all around it, you had picked it out together when you passed by a garage sale in your neighborhood

He looked at you suspiciously as he knew you didn’t like making phone calls when it comes to ordering or phone calls in general since it freaked you out but this time he just decide to brush this off and picked up his book

In the middle of your fake order that’s when the prank began

“Yes, and my boyfriend would like to get the same thing except with fried rice for the second side”

Harry paused for a minute, not quite sure he heard you correctly but as he slowly started to register what you had said his eyebrow rose, his jaw was clench and he had a smirk rising up on his face

What was going through his head, you didn’t know, but were you excited to see how this was going to play out? oh defiantly

“Okay perfect, thank you!” You ‘ended’ the call and founded Harry starring blankly at you

“Yes?” You smiled and giggled “Boyfriend huh?” He had this dark look casted over his eyes that made you laugh even more ‘Oh this is funny to you” you covered your mouth as you smiled “I did nothing wrong” he hummed and nodded before placing his book back down and wrapping his hands tightly around your ankles pulling you right to him, it was a small couch so you were dragged immediately to him

You screamed out laughing as he hovered above you, pushing down your arms to your side as he trapped your legs between his thighs to stop you from ever kicking

He flipped you around and you immediately screamed again “No Harry I’m sorry!” he ignored your pleases and continued, roughly he smacked your ass, part of you was happy you had clothes on so the impact didn’t hurt as much but at the same time this man is stronger than you

“You’re a brat” he mumbled sitting back down “It was funny admit it” you crawled onto his lap and positions his face to look at you, he smiled and rolled his eyes, giving you a soft peck

“I’m your husband, understand? Have been for four years, not some fucking boyfriend anymore” he nuzzled his head towards your neck lightly pressing kisses “Mm definitely can’t post this” his head perked up “Post what?” you immediately slid off his lap and ran out of the room

“Nothing!”

a/n: wasn’t feeling it half way but enjoy! also I’m taking request if anyone wants to suggest anything :)

[crazychaoticizzy]

hear me OUT

we have a nightmare and cant sleep and every noise startles us, so we text german!armin that we cant sleep and in not even 5 minutes later hes at our place helping us sleep (me last night fr)

armin helps you sleep

When you’re unable to go back to sleep after having a nightmare, you’re surprised that Armin comes to help you

ARMIN X READER

CONTENT: fluff, you’re unable to sleep, Armin is German, reader’s race isn’t specified but they know Spanish, I’m also fairly certain this is gender neutral? Not sure might have slipped a she or something somewhere lmk if I did, hints of insomnia if you look really really closely, this can be read as a part two to Google Translate, but it’s not necessarily

WORD COUNT: 1.4k

a/n: BCOQNPS YES OMG THIS IS SO CUTE IM LISTENING BRO

Masterlist

AOT Masterlist

You jump in your sleep, waking abruptly to find yourself still laying in your bed. You look around for a moment, assuring yourself that nothing seems amiss before exhaling and closing your eyes again.

You’re not entirely sure what you had dreamed about, but you knew it was enough to startle you. The dream disappeared almost as soon as you woke up, but it left behind a lingering feeling of somebody watching you…

The clock read 2:05 am. Too early for you to get up and start your day.

You tried falling back asleep, but you felt even more unsafe with your eyes closed. You wouldn’t be able to see if anyone came up on you…

You jumped slightly at the wind pushing a branch against your window. You let out a breath of relief when you realized it was nothing, attempting to fall back asleep.

Not even a minute later you heard scratching, which continued on for a few moments before you heard footsteps scampering away. A squirrel.

You needed to calm down. You’re getting in your own head and freaking yourself out. You can feel your heart hammering in your chest.

You decide to take a small walk around your apartment, getting out of bed and turning on the lights before pacing a few times. No more sounds were heard, and you had calmed down a bit so you decided to go back to sleep.

Upon getting comfortable, an airplane flew over your building, scaring the living daylights out of you. You let out an exasperated breath, laying on your back for a moment before grabbing your headphones.

You played an instrumental playlist you had, hoping it would calm you down and you could sleep again.

Except you kept pausing it every couple of seconds because you keep hearing noises.

You eventually decided to veto the music idea, putting your headphones back on your nightstand before checking the time.

2:57 am.

You had already been up for almost an hour worrying about nothing.

You grabbed the plastic bottle from your nightstand and drank, but that only woke you up more.

You definitely weren’t getting to sleep anytime soon.

You mindlessly began scrolling through TikTok, continuously sending your boyfriend the links to watch when he wakes up.

What completely slipped your mind was that he was the world’s lightest sleeper, and that your messages were the only ones that came through the do not disturb barrier he had on at all times.

You quickly opened his messages to apologize, forgetting what you were originally going to do as soon as the keyboard was staring at you.

Instead you went on a bit of a rant about why you were awake, adding in some lighthearted and friendly vocabulary to make it seem like it wasn’t a problem.

bro i had the wildest dream

i dont know what it was about but it was kinda scary ngl

i kinda forgot it when i woke up

anyways every sound has been scaring me for the past hour and i cant go back to sleep 🥲

it’s ok tho cause i dont have anything to do tomorrow

i think

maybe who knows

anyways i’ll leave you alone and let you sleep sorry about that

please go back to sleep dont worry about me

ily amor <3

You clicked off your phone, determined to no longer text Armin and bother the little sleep he gets.

Except not even five minutes later you heard the hinges on your front door creak, and soon after you saw Armin in your doorway.

He was still wearing his pajamas, a white T-shirt and black sweats, and he looked exhausted. You couldn’t see him well in the dim light of your room, but you could tell he was tired by his sluggish movements.

“Armin,” you said, sitting up. “I told you not to worry about it and go back to sleep.”

“No, it’s fine.” He yawned, bringing a hand up to cover his mouth. “I couldn’t sleep anyways.”

He had a mild German accent during the day. You couldn’t hear it unless you were listening for it or he was speaking German, but now, while he was tired and delirious, it was much more prominent.

He took a couple steps to your bed, holding something out to you. “Here’s salt for your weird tradition thing.”

“It’s not weird,” you defended, taking the salt shaker from his hand. “Armin, go back home and sleep. I’m fine, I promise. You don’t need to worry about me.”

He shook his head, humming. “Nope. I’m already here.”

“Then take my bed and sleep. I’ll go in the living room so you can rest without noise or disturbance. You sound tired.”

“I’m wide awake, mein Schatz. I’m not tired.” He yawned again, turning to walk out of your room. “I’m gonna make you tea.”

You sighed, removing the blankets from yourself and standing up to follow him into the hallway. “Armin, go to sleep. It’s obvious you’re tired, and you don’t get much sleep anyways. I don’t want to make you get less than you already do…”

He turned, suddenly wrapping his arms around you and lifting you up. He walked back to your room, ignoring your continuous protests. He laid you back down, hovering above you for a moment.

“I don’t mind not getting sleep if it’s because of you.” Looking at his face, he didn’t seem tired. His blue eyes were clear and wide open, but you could see the light circles under them from this close. “Du bist meine Liebe, und ich liebe dich mit meinen ganzen Wesen. Let me do this for you.”

Sometimes when he was tired he forgot words in English, so he spoke to you in German. You didn’t know what he was saying, and it often times didn’t matter since it was mostly babbles about how much he loved you, but you sometimes got the basic jist of it.

“I feel bad, though. You already don’t sleep great,” you said.

“And that’s okay. I want to do this for you, so let me.”

You stared at him for a moment, admiring the look he had in his eyes and the way his jaw was set.

“Fine. But promise you’ll lay down and get sleep after.”

He softly smiled at you. “I will, mein Schatz.”

He left a lingering kiss on your forehead before pushing himself up and leaving your room. You heard a few things knock together in the kitchen, and you let out an exasperated breath. You almost hated that he was always so willing to sacrifice his own well being for yours.

Armin was carrying a light blue mug when he came back. You sat up as he set it on your nightstand.

“Thank you,” you said. You grabbed his hand as he was pulling it away from the mug, leaving a soft kiss on his fingertips.

He smiled at you. “Did you eat some of your Voodoo-Zauber salt?”

“Amor, I swear to god it works and it’s normal.” You jokingly rolled your eyes, reaching for the salt shaker. “But no, not yet.”

Armin shrugged, climbing over you to lay down beside you. “I don’t know. I sounds like a quick way to get dehydrated.”

“You drink water with it, pendejo,” you joked, laughing as you poured a small amount of the fine white salt into your palm.

“How dare you call me a pendejo.” Armin laughed, moving under your blankets and wrapping an arm around your lap as you took the salt like a shot. “You’re so pretty, you know that?”

You smiled as you brushed your hands together and reached for the mug on your nightstand. “You’re very pretty, too,” you replied before taking a sip of the lavender tea. You gently rubbed his arm while returning the cup to its position, readjusting yourself to lay down beside him.

He moved his arm to your waist, pulling you so you laid flush against him. He rested his head against your chest, breathing in your scent.

“Ich liebe dich.”

You smiled, kissing the top of his head. “Yo tambien te amo. Now go to sleep, okay?”

He nodded, softly kissing you. “You, too.”

You hummed, beginning to run your hands through his short blond hair to help him doze off. He did so quickly, his soft snores being the only sound filling the air.

You smiled, leaving a ghost of a kiss on his head so you didn’t wake him before allowing yourself to fall asleep as well.

this was such a cute idea thank you so much <33

also y’all, is the salt thing normal??? do other people like eat salt when they get startles or nervous to calm themselves down??? cause it’s something i do and only recently realized that no one i know does it

im also realizing my warnings for these things are getting a bit unhinged i apologize for that

anyways hope y’all enjoyed

-Izzy <3

[haik-choo]

karasuno boys as boyfriends

a/n: im just basically astral projecting myself into these situations; ALSO if you want more detailed ones, just ask, and you shall receive! (also this is my first post i’ve written on here! but if you want plenty of kpop content i’m @hyucksong where i’ve been writing and I am still active! :))

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[KARASUNO BOYS AS BOYFRIENDS HEADCANNONS]

-tsukishima, yamaguchi, hinata, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, sugawara, daichi, and asahi

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tsukishima kei.

the type to look you straight in your eyes when you ask for a hug and say “no, who do you think i am, your boyfriend?”

runs his hands through your hair from the front and then when his hand reaches the back of your head he pulls you into him and kisses you either on the forehead or the lips <3

in order to be in a relationship with him you HAVE to have the same type of humor.

i don’t think he could date someone who doesn’t make fun of people with him

you guys are like best friends who make fun of each other and. make out a little every once in a while

he’ll hold your hand and hug you in public but he will NEVER do anything else, especially not in front of the boys

he thinks the blush that ignites on your kissable cheeks should be for his eyes only

he gave you a keychain that had a cute little strawberry shortcake on it. and it’s your most prized possession 

will shoot a glare at anyone who watches you too closely. like no. don’t get googly eyed over MY girlfriend. 

and you don’t have a problem with that ;) 

yamaguchi tadashi.

he likes to watch you when you’re not looking to pick out the little habits you do

he thinks that knowing someone’s little hardly noticeable habits is one of the most intimate things on mother earth

he knows that you stir the milk in the bowl three times before you pour the cereal in to check for chunks because you accidentally drank spoiled milk when you were younger

NEVER has an issue getting you a gift for any occasion. he ALWAYS knows what you’re looking at and what you want and you lowkey think he can read your mind but in reality he just pays attention <3

you’re either just as shy as him to bring out his more assertive side or more assertive than he is to bring out his more timid side -- both are good

kisses you on the forehead and holds your hand in public -- he loves PDA because he can show you off :’)

yes. he kisses the back of your nape in public. so what. 

YES. HE CLOSES HIS EYES WHEN HE DOES IT AND ACCIDENTALLY INHALES YOUR SCENT AND WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR THAT YOU SMELL GOOD. IDC IF YOU THINK THAT’S CREEPY. IT’S CUTE. YES. HE GIVES YOU THAT LOOK THAT SAYS HE’S CRAZILY IN LOVE WITH YOU. SO WHAT.

kageyama tobio.

he probably fell in love with you because you were just as passionate about something else as he is about volleyball; music, drawing, writing, math, science, reading -- whatever

i see this relationship as being one that’s like...accelerated friends. like,,, you act like him and hinata except you kiss sometimes and he can see you at the end of the wedding aisle

DEFINITELY reads cosmopolitans once you start dating because he wants to be a good boyfriend for you <3

PDA is literally little to NONe,,, not because he doesn’t like it...it’s just because he doesn’t realize that he’s not showing you affection lololol

like in one arm he has his athletic duffel bag and the other he has a volleyball

he doesn’t mean to neglect you he just does AGAGAG

realized he liked you when he thought about you when he was drinking his milk and mindlessly bought you one too

the first time y’all kissed. he literally stared at you so intensely for a SOLID ten minutes debating in his head whether or not he should just go for it or wait or just smash his face into yours and hope your lips connect

he chose to cross his fingers and ended up smashing his forehead and nose into yours 

it was cute tho <3

hinata shoyo.

YALL HAVE DATES WHERE YOU BABYSIT HIS SISTER. WTF SO CUTE

when yall cuddle and you’re the little spoon he likes to put his head on your shoulder/between your neck and watch as you scroll through tiktok or instagram and just mindlessly talk about his day 

the type of boyfriend where neither of you can cook and you both confusedly look at recipes on google like: ????? wtf is the difference between brown sugar and regular sugar

it’s his INSTINCT to hold your hand. no matter what. his hand just...gravitates to yous.

AND HIS LIPS JUST FIND YOUR CHEEK??? like it’s so natural to him to kiss your cheek when he sees you, even in public. it’s so adorable i--

THE TYPE OF GUY TO WIPE OFF FOOD FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR MOUTH AND STILL EAT IT AND SAY “you taste good!~” AND NOT EVEN REALIZE WHAT HE SAID. BUT WHEN YOU DO IT TO HIM HE BLOWS A FUSE

he loves to tickle you. like you’ll be vibing, drinking whatever you drink in the morning and he’ll come up to you all casually and kiss you cheek...and then he’ll pounce 

he holds you close to his chest when he tickles you, partally because he likes feeling your laugh vibrate on his chest, and partially because it’s easier to not get tickled if he’s right behind you

his sister LOVes you and it just. makes him so happy

tanaka ryuunosuke.

you CANNOT remove his hand from your ass. it is permanently glued there. it is attached to you. yes, even in public.

number 1 hypeman! he will always support you, no matter what! you could be in a competition to raise the biggest beetle and he’ll be there rooting you on and staying up late with you as you rear your award-winning beetle

you two lay next to each other on the couch/on his bed and he’ll have his arm around you and you’ll lay your head on his chest as you watch netflix shows

YOU, NISHINOYA, AND TANAKA? UNSTOPPABLE TRIO. POWER TRIPLET. 

i don’t imagine him being shy when he first kisses you; the first time he kissed you, you were literally just. existing and he literally just...couldn’t hold it in...and he just went for it

literally CATAPULTS himself into you and kisses you senseless

yes you and saeko are besties she gives you ALL the tea about young tanaka

the type to take off his shirt more during practice if you’re there watching, and literally BURN red if you mention anything about his muscles

you once traced a vein in his arm and commented on how hot it was and he literally short-circuited 

kiss his biceps. kiss his abs. kiss his cheek. please. it’s all he wants. he’s touch-starved

nishinoya yuu.

SUCH an excited boyfriend

like he seriously gets so hype doing ANYTHING with you pleaSE give this man an award. you’ll be at the amusement park and the line to get into a ride will be three hours and he’ll be like

“I get to spend three hours with you?!! fucking sick! absolutely radical!” 

he’s bold in public, but only because he wants to rub you in his teammates faces, but his ears will be Red

at home, he’s calmer :) he just loves to spend time with you, even if you’re sitting on a bench watching him practice receives for five hours straight in the blazing sun. 

he just treasures your time so much, you treats you like a precious gem -- he will NEVER treat you wrong. deadass has no problem admitting when he’s wrong -- but if he thinks he’s right then he WILL stand his ground

he’s a passionate man, who loves just as passionately.

his favorite time to kiss you is after you’ve taken a sip of a soda because he likes the taste of the syrup and the burn of the carbonation, but most of all because he likes the taste of your lips in combination with all of them

NIPS AT YOUR EAR. DEADASS JUST LOOKS AT YOU BRUSH A PIECE OF HAIR BACK WHEN YOU’RE DOING HOMEWORK AND IS LIKE “free real estate” AND C H O MPS

the day nishinoya told everyone yall were dating, kiyoko stopped you in the hallway and deadass got on her knees and thanked you LITERALLY she was like “i’ll buy you anything. give the word and it’ll be yours.” 

sugawara koushi.

would kiss you on the first date. deadass. he’ll just drop you off at your doorstep and you’re still high on adrenaline, and you’re lowkey hoping he’ll kiss you and you get  little disappointed when he doesn’t and then when you least expect it. bam. his lips on yours

his smell oh god, he literally smells like fresh sugar cookies. it’s like as soon as you get anywhere near him his smell just invades you nose and. you’re powerless. you just wanna hug him

never smells bad. try me, bitch. NEVER.

his hugs are literally god’s gifts. he loves hugging you. he just completely envelopes you with his pretty setter arms and his smell takes up all the space in your head and nothing else exists for that moment, just you two

loves tucking your hair behind your ears or just moving it out of your face; doing homework and your bangs are in the way? not for long because he’ll clip them up for you <3

he’s pretty mischievous and will playfully put his hand next to your head and lean down with such a HOT look in his eyes 

and he’ll say some shit like “i wanna devour you” and then he’ll laugh afterwards and give you a kiss on the forehead and you’re standing there. like -.- o.o -.- o.o

whenever he feels insecure about his position on the team, you’re always there to comfort him and he’ll just lay between your legs and rest his face on your stomach as you comb your fingers through his hair and scroll through tiktok

PDA? yes please. uh huh. mhmm. he doesn’t care who sees his love for you he just wants to love on you baby. kisses you on the lips, no problemo

daichi sawamura.

you and suga are the only ones who can scare him when yall are mad lol

boyfriend where you’ve dated for like a year but it feel like 50 have already passed. in a good way!

this relationship is so ungodly domestic. like from the first day it’s just pure comfort and he’s like your rock and you’re his anchor

you two bicker a lot but it’s lighthearted and you just feel so secure with him that poking fun at him and at yourself is just natural

daichi. gives. god. hugs. he does. it’s fact. 

his arms are just so big and he has so much body warmth and he probably smells like some bullshit cologne like “smoldering woods” and it’s just so. daichi

you two spend the night at each other’s house so often it’s like you already live with each other and people always forget that you don’t lolol

totally sleeps with his shirt off and only with underwear. isn’t awkward about it either;  when he wakes up he puts on sweats but still remains topless (not that you’re complaining)

you two are like. the strict parental couple, when you walk together whether it be down the street or in the hallways, you just look so right for each other it’s. mind blowing

doesn’t mind kissing you a little in public but really thinks that stuff should be for private; so normally he just kisses your temple and always has an arm either around your shoulder or around your waist

WHEN THE TEAM SEES YOU KISS ON THE LIPS THEY GO “EW” EVEN SUGA AND ASAHI AFIEFHEWIF

asahi azumane.

literal fucking teddy bear. god please cuddle him. please kith him. please comb through his hair with your fingers and kiss his nape and kiss the back of his head. please i beg of you.

did NOT ask you out first. he wrote love letter to you and then waiting behind the gym because he thought being near the volleyball gym would give him some luck and them you got in front of him and he was. deer in the headlights

needless to say you asked him out and kissed his cheek. he DIED

even once yall are comfortable in the relationship he still needs reassurance every once in a while because he’s a little insecure, not that you’ll leave him for someone else, but that he’s not good enough

his PDA skill are. subpar. he usually just holds your hand and that’s it, but sometimes kisses the corner of your eye or nose and you just combust

OH RIOGEH TOTALLY DOES BUTTERFLY AND BUNNY KISSES. YES GOD YESSSSS

when yall cuddle he doesn’t like spooning. he likes to be able to see your face and the expressions you make, so doesn’t like being the little or big spoon; yall face each other and just lets your head lay on his arm even tho it’s numb. im: soft

kisses are so sweet, slow, and hesitant. he doesn’t really kiss you often because he has terrible timing but...when he does it’s like the whole world just becomes still in that moment and nothing matters but his hands on your waist and yours in his hair 

[sneezefiction]

could i have headcanons for oikawa, kenma, noya and tanaka for how they’d react if their s/o told them she wanted to break up as a joke ? thank you 🥺🥺🥺

Oikawa, Kenma, Nishinoya, and Tanaka x Reader - Fake Break Up Headcanons

a/n: have some goofy headcanons w/ some of the best boys, babe <3333 i hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!!

warnings: slight language

total wc: 1080

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Oikawa

there are times when Oikawa just won’t give you the attention you need

yeah, he’s a sweet boyfriend and all, but between volleyball practice, appeasing fangirls, and his social media platforms, he doesn’t have much allotted time for only the two of you

while trying to figure out how to garner some of Oikawa’s focus, a lightbulb goes off in your head. 

you’re sure you’ve seen a TikTok or Youtube video of people breaking up with their s/o as a joke… 

so while Oikawa is distracted by some form of social media, scrolling mindlessly on the couch, you’re tilting your phone camera up to video this moment

you come sit at the edge of the couch and utter some of the most terrifying words ever spoken

“Tooru, we need to talk.”

his head shoots up, body following with it

“What’s wrong, baby?” his eyes are wide and he’s unquestionably nervous

“I think we should break up.” you’re doing all you can to keep a straight face, waiting for a goofy reaction

but right as the words leave your lips, you feel instant regret

the most shocked expression adorns his features and you swear you can already see tears welling up in his eyes

“Wait, wait, wait it’s a joke I’m sorry! Look there’s a camera and everything, Tooru, I’m sorry!” you bounce forward, gathering him in your arms

you finally just let him know that you’ve been jealous and frustrated (baby needs attention)

he literally makes you promise to never prank him again, bc he insists “his whole heart shattered” and that “it was an act of cruelty”

y’all cuddle all night bc he can’t let you go after that scare

Kenma

ok so Kuroo has been trying to get a new reaction out of Kenma for the past 2 weeks

and nothing is working at all

so him, being his true scheming self, asks you to get involved

you accept bc he paid you you’re curious too and ask him what you need to do

“Just… y’know, break up with him or something?” he suggests nonchalantly

“What the hell, Kuroo!” your jaw dropping at his absurd request

“Bro, I already paid you! No take-backs.” he shrugs “Also, you gotta record it and send it to me.”

when you get home you feel like such a sucker for agreeing to it, but you’d rather not owe Kuroo any favors so you get everything set up as quietly as possible

Kenma, in his usual gaming position tucked under a blanket on your shared bed, scoots over to let you in, but you seat yourself at the edge instead

“Kenma…” wow you feel weird, “I uhm. I don’t think this is working out between us.” you’re cringing at yourself

you’re basically hoping he’ll make a weird face so that you can turn off the camera and explain everything to him quickly

eyes still glued to his game, Kenma simply states, “Kuroo put you up to this, babe.”

“I’m sorry plea- wait what, how’d you know?” you stutter out, confused

“He’s been doing weird-ass stuff for a long time, y/n.” he shrugs

“...okay… tell me more?” your focus completely shifting to storytime with Kenma

now you know all about Kuroo’s strange history with your boyfriend… and it’s all recorded, right there, on your phone 

Noya

it started off with a seemingly harmless game of truth or dare w/ the Karasuno boys, including your boyfriend, Nishinoya

you’d agreed to go along with it because they promised it would be chill nothing is ever chill w/ these kids, i s2g

however, you’ve already used up your maximum number of “truths” so you’re forced to pick dare for this turn

suddenly all the boys, except Nishinoya, are huddled together

you two just stare at each other with great confusion

simultaneously, all the boys turn around, making you jump, and say

“Nishinoya, get out.”

well ok this is weird

once he leaves, and may i say very reluctantly, you’re faced with the most painful of dares

“Y/n, the council has decided. For your dare, you must fake break up with Nishinoya later this week.”

fools. absolute idiots. but who are you to deny the council of boys?

so when the dreaded day comes, you facetime the boys in, leaving them on mute on your kitchen countertop and make your way up to Noya who’s actively attempting to make dinner

so you begin, “Nishinoya I… I just, uhm…”

“Yes, baby what is it?” his eyes dazzle when they meet yours

lmao you can’t, he just looks too excited to see you and you know for a fact his funky, lil heart would break

“I, uh… just wanted a hug actually.” 

“Why didn’t you just say so!” he responds, a grin stretching across his bright face, squeezing the absolute life out of you

“It was… supposed to be a dare from the boys the other day, but-” you try to explain

“Y’all’s dares are lame as hell.” Noya cuts you off finally realizing their presence on the counter, still pressed up against your body

baby had no idea

the council is displeased… and a little jealous

Tanaka

this guy has been on his Xbox all damn day

and it’s starting to wear on you

all the yelling, the thundering laughter, and weird code words were interrupting your reading, thinking, and ruining the cozy, weekend vibes

you’ve tried everything so far:

you made him his favorite meal? nothing. asked him to go out with you tonight? “Let’s do it tomorrow babe.” telling him to be a little quieter? somehow he managed to increase in volume.

so you text Kiyoko and ask her what she would do

homegirl literally suggested you break up with him, so that’s a no-go…

but maybe you could just… threaten it kinda? your babe can take a joke and it might finally get him to calm down

so you walk over to him and loudly exclaim,

“I swear if you don’t stop obsessing over whatever it is you’re playing, I’m just gonna leave.” trying your hardest to sound coldhearted

Tanaka yanks his headphones off and he’s on his feet, horrified

and now you’re just laughing, your sputtering boyfriend unsure of your contrasting words and emotions

“Sorry babe, you’re just… so loud. And I kinda miss you.” you hold out your arms, trying to draw him toward you

“Not funny!” now you’ve done it.

he’s gonna pout for a while and you’ll be the one to deal with it

but... if you give him a kiss and a real apology, he’ll snap out of it real fast

[pasteljoonie]

@jeongguk | series teaser

▻ 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: tiktok star!jungkook x reader

▻ 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 1k

▻ 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: fluff, smut

▻ 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: a collection of drabbles of your life with your famous, or should I say wanna-be TikTok famous, boyfriend,, aka: everyone around him has had at least one viral tiktok and jk just can’t figure it out

A/N: i would like to admit that i spend an unhealthy amount of time scrolling through tiktok but you can’t blame me : | being stuck at home all day and all the time i’ve got nothing better to do,, with that i’ve stumbled across a lot of tiktoks that have created this version of jungkook and the boys in my head,, pls enjoy !! EDITED: 11/2/2020

The Ketchup Incident.

No.

Nope.

Nada.

Your mouth was zipped shut and nothing was coming out of it. You did not want to talk about it at all. It was embarrassing enough when Jungkook brought it up and he’s been your boyfriend for almost a year now; you thought that the both of you had moved on from said incident.

Obviously not.

Someone in your relationship (not you) has a very big mouth (obviously Jungkook) and doesn’t know when to ever shut up. Okay, to be fair so do you but this isn’t about you. You’re too humble for that. And normally you love that about him because it makes Jungkook, Jungkook,, but right now the love has left your body completely. How dare he bring that up. How dare he let it slip through his disgustingly soft lips while his Seokjin hyung was around.

Your left eye twitches as you remember the incident. 

Jungkook had been scrolling through TikTok with his head resting on your lap and his one cheek squished from leaning against your thigh. You scratch at his scalp and play with the raven locks, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and occasionally tugging on one of the longer pieces. It's all dandy loving him but terrorizing him is much more fun.

Being who he is, he doesn't let it slide and gives you a sharp pinch on the inside of your thigh.

“Ow!” You rub at the red mark, in hopes of calming the skin down but to no avail. Of course, you know that Jungkook can hold his own but you hadn’t expected him to do something in retaliation. And it really fucking hurt. He spends all of his time working out and it seems as if he used all his strength and focused it on you. 

You push his head off your thigh and fold up your legs up to your chest so he can't lay his head down again. That's what he deserves hmph. Jungkook doesn’t like that because he loves being close to you whenever he can (and you always love that and can’t resist him). He grabs a hold of each of your calves and twists your towards him, that way you were flat on your back and he was settled in between your legs. 

He places a soft kiss at the skin between your jersey shorts and your t-shirt that had ridden up. You melt at his tenderness and softly caress the back of his head. This was your Jungkook. The love of your life, the one that keeps you on your toes, the one who can convince you to do anything for him, and lastly the only simp in your life. Jeon mf Jungkook.

The gentle kisses continue and you lose yourself in the feeling, just letting yourself enjoy the feeling of his soft lips traveling down your body. A kiss here, a kiss there. 

Jungkook pays attention to the red on your inner thigh, making sure to place multiple kisses instead of the usual one or two, and his hands massage your upper thighs. He starts to move upwards towards your thigh, the kisses getting faster and faster and his fingertips massaging the skin underneath. His fingers move to the waistband of your shorts greedily, ready to get what he wants except something stops him.

You stop him before he can continue.

“I’m on my period love,” you tell him, pulling him up as he whines and grumbles incoherent words. This way Jungkook is laying on top of you and your head is nuzzled into the crook of his neck. This time you place kisses on Jungkook, anywhere that you can reach. A kiss on his neck, a kiss where his hair and neck meet, and a kiss on the shell of his ear.

Jungkook rolls off of you and settles next to you, pulling you firm against his chest. He says something but it gets muffled by your hair but you pay no attention to him. You’re too content to care. That is until he repeats what he had said and you wish you he never had.

“So is it like ketchup?”Jungkook asks you. You look at him confused.

“ What?” you ask confused as ever,” what do you mean by ketchup?”

“You know,” he places his hand on your stomach and gently presses down. 

“If I press down hard enough would you, you know, squirt like a ketchup packet?”

No, you didn't know. 

And now you wish you hadn’t asked. You can’t tell if he’s mindlessly doing it or he’s really trying to test out his theory by pressing down harder and harder each time...

Yeah, you try not to remember that incident often, but Jungkook makes that really hard for you.

You glare at your boyfriend and silently tell him not to go there. He better know his place and keep his mouth shut, or else he isn’t getting cuddles or your cooking for a week. He pats your thigh and nods at you with a soft smile. You sigh and your body automatically relaxes. 

“Get this,” Jungkook turns to his Seokjin. “You know how I get these great ideas?”

Seokjin grimaces and nods slowly, knowing all too well what Jungkook’s ‘great’ ideas consist of. This only encourages the latter to continue his story.

“So Y/N was on her period right??” Your jaw drops at Jungkook’s betrayal. What part of your glare and silent plea did he not understand. You feel a great amount of heat on your cheeks and neck and it wouldn’t take a genius to know that you’re bright red. You run out of the room before you hear more of what your boyfriend tells his hyung.

[renaxwrites]

just dance || midoriya izuku

Pairing | Midoriya x F! reader

Genre | fluff

Summary | finally going to game night with class 1-a turned out better than you expected

a/n: hey y’all! it’s broccoli boy’s birthday today, and he’s the most wholesome character on this planet 🥺 he has a special place in my heart! one of my friends introduced me to the bnha anime, and gifted me a midoriya funko pop, along with a izuku, shoot, and bakugo keychains (even tho I lost a bet lol.) he was the first character to get me sucked into this endless hole of anime, and I will forever treasure him 😌 hope you enjoy <3

warnings: some cussing from explosion boy

“Come onnnn y/n!! Can’t your studying wait for one night?”

It was the 1-a girls’ turn to host game night this week. They’re trying (and failing so far) to convince you to come this time. You’ve always put it off to study, to maintain your top spot in studies. How would this be any different with finals coming up?

“You know, it’s literally been scientifically proven that you need to take a break once in a while. Please, we won’t ask you for anything ever againnnn!” Uruaka was practically begging.

You don’t know whether to feel surprise or defeat as Uruaka hits you with this scientific fact. Knowing you’d have to go, you heave a sigh and push back your chair. “Oh what the heck, why not.”

The girls cheer and drag you over to the living room, where you’re met with large booms of bass and light melodies from popular songs.

Once the class was gathered, the girls go up and announce their game. “This week, we’re having a Just Dance tournament! With the new one released, we decided it’s only right to see who has the best moves. May the best dancer win!”

The rules were that the pairs had to be boy versus girl. The two class presidents would keep score for their consecutive teams.

While plowing through the brackets, there were many surprises. The girls were undefeated with the kpop songs (due to many late-night tiktok sessions), and some of the boys managed to score higher points. For instance: Bakugo versus Mina. Fancy by Twice.

He crushed her score.

“FUCK YEAH!” Katsuki screeched, as Mina sunk to her knees in disbelief.

“But that was my anthem!! I’ve never felt so betrayed!!”

He still rubbed it in, “Well, as the great BlackPink said...HOW YOU LIKE THAT”

You double over, along with the rest of your classmates. “Bakugo Katsuki, are you...a kpop stan?!”

“SHUT UP!! I hear you making your stupid videos all night how do I not know them by now!! SHUT IT KAMINARI OR I’LL MAKE YOU”

Once everyone contained themselves, the next pair was up. You versus...

“Midoriya, it’s your turn!”

Oh. Shit.

It had to be him. Not that you hated him, it was the exact opposite. You’ve had a crush on him for a while, and everyone knew it. Except him, apparently.

You both take your respected sides with your remotes. You close your eyes and mindlessly scroll, letting fate decide the battle.

You stop, and the girls scream. “We’ve got this in the bag! We’ve done SO many tiktoks with this one you BETTER not mess this up!”

You open your eyes to Boy With Luv by BTS. Jesus, couldn’t have been better timing with your crush. Thanks a lot, fate.

The song goes on, and you’re already crushing it. The longer it plays, the more into it you got. You kept sneaking glances at the broccoli boy beside you. Although he couldn’t find rhythm for his life, you commended him for his effort.

Little did you know he was constantly getting distracted by the way you moved.

The song ends, you chalking up another point for the girls. You’re congratulated by the girls, only to be tapped on the shoulder by your opponent.

“You did really great, y/n-San. Way better than me, anyway,” he laughed with slight embarrassment.

Katsuki creeps up and slaps him across his head. “We could’ve won if you were so love stuck and staring at her, dumbass! They got another point, stupid Deku!”

Silence.

Not knowing how to respond, you just say, “Huh?”

Katsuki looks between you two, cursing at letting it slip. He angrily drags you two to another room, then slams the door while he leaves. “Figure it out, extras!”

There’s a few seconds of awkward silence before you break the ice. “So...is it true?”

Midoriya looks up from the ground, meeting your eyes. Then bows deeply. “I’m sorry! I’ve liked you for a while, but I didn’t want you to find out...” he continues to ramble.

As he went on, you knew you were going to have to be the one to initiate what was coming.

You didn’t want to scare neither you or him, so you felt only brave enough to grasp his hands. Silently intertwining your fingers, he looks up to find you with an endearing look on your face.

You embrace him. He in turn enveloped you in his arms, surrounding you with his sweet scent, and the warmth you’ve been yearning for. Nothing else needed to be said.

[gloria-tracy]

the dangers of window shopping on an online-only auction with 7 days to spare

sometimes you need to purge everything you own and leave your home of a year to start over. no particular reason. definitely nothing to do with bedbugs. and the non-existent bedbugs definitely did not get into said home because of thrifting/and or neighbors.

so naturally i find myself browsing estate sales online because i miss window shopping in malls - living in a Panera has reduced me to my basic human desires - shopping for things i don’t need and scrolling mindlessly on tiktok for 4 hours. today the desire to buy is strong enough that i may actually consider bidding online for the first time - which is when i see her

when people talk about vintage oriental rugs (is that what they’re still called? have we as a society found a better, less racist name for these works of art?) in my head they exist as a whitewashed version - in dark, unlit corners of stuffy drawing rooms in giant houses owned by old conservatives, with patterns on patterns of beige. :P me no likey....except this....this was a revelation... something like seeing the eyes of god for the first time, and she’s winking at you.

the colors!!! so vibrant!!!! the velvety texture, calling out to me saying “put me in your house, unfurl me, and come stretch out like a dog on a summer day”

this rug spoke to me in a way no other rug has. i felt like we were bound to eachother. so naturally i look to see.... $30, 2 days left. yes. we would be together by the weekend.

so this idea that this rug was already part of my life rooted itself in my mind, i’d been daydreaming about her, planning big financial decisions around the aesthetic of this rug. so did quite a few other people...

17 BIDS! i feel like the main character in “Her” when he found out the ai was cheating on him with 8 million other people, except this is a rug and it’s 17 other bidders. they probably don’t understand that if i bought this rug and put it in my bedroom it’d be the coziest place of all time.

anyway the rug also has an uglier sister, which yesterday was at $18 but now an astounding one-hundo +

i don’t imagine to know who’s bidding, but i can’t help but assume that it’s some resale shop that jacks the prices to $5k. i am disgusted, betrayed, and am in mourning.

except, what’s this? a ray of hope?

could it be? someone to fill the void?

she’s rough around the edges, and has some questionable dust particles... and is that a cat’s claw i see imbedded in the wool? yet she has bewitched me...

folks, i’m ready to be hurt again

-g