#but they did!!!

[canadian-riddler]

the greatest Portal video ever got a remaster

[rjalker]

Society if Dinotopia didn't demonize carnivores but actually had all the people working together and literally all they have to do to live in harmony with the obligate carnivores is...donate their bodies when they die. Even if people aren't being killed with as many people live there people are gonna die every day from age, illness, accidents, ect. Why waste time talking about carnivores being "born hungry" (????????????????????????????????????????????) and make everything worse for everyone by giving them no choice but to hunt you when you could instead just donate youor fucking body???? organ donation is a thing. And what better fucking way to sow good seeds than to literally feed your neighbors when you die???? the fucking T-rexes and their children who are going into kindergarten next month will thank you!!!

Why are we supposed to believe that all animals are sentient and people EXCEPT THE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES

LIKE HELLO PEOPLE DID YOU KNOW DOLPHINS ARE ALSO CARNIVORES, BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE THEM WITH NO PROBLEM AND DON'T SAY THEY JUST GO AROUND MURDERING PEOPLE ON SIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE ""BORN HUNGRYYYY""

But you know, dolphins are cute and adorwabuw and crocodiles are Evilllllllllllllll /s

[seagullcharmer]

i love the little details in video games, just silly stuff that doesn't ~really~ have a purpose. told my friend you can play fetch with the dog in super mario odyssey and i think that made their day

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.