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a-map-of-gays · 2 months

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The thing they don't tell you about sleeping with teddies the size of a human being is that you will pretend they are The Character

#I'm not saying which character #But you can probably guess

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strawberryblondebutch · 1 month

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Oh! Look who’s touring with bands I like again! Those annoying motherfuckers in [REDACTED]

#will not say the name bc they know me irl #but you can probably guess

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lillybearrie · 3 months

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Someone pointing out that your shitty TV show is a shitty TV show is honestly so annoying yes I know those tears look really fake to you so does the excessive blood and some of the deaths and just about everything else here because it's all fake and it's all just some crappy TV show ya look past it and you get upset because the character is crying period and that speaks volumes for him so yes I'm crying because I'm emotionally invested in this sad little man and his motivations I am past the point of no return and at this point nothing in this series makes any sense anymore we've gone completely bonkers I'm talking off the rails bingo-bongo nuts you want your dose of reality? To bad! And that's why we love it it's crappy television that went on for entirely to long no one claimed it was good I love it because it's shitty it's part of the charm to be able to sit back in the middle of a scene your watching and go "dude wtf am I watching heh?" One moment and be begging a character to get up devastated that they're dead because it's one of the characters you don't have spoilers for yet and you don't actually know if their gonna die or if it's a fake out or something in between, in the wise words of a mad man "none of this makes any sense that's the beauty of it"

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #no i will not tell you what series this is #but you can probably guess #and no i will not tell you who spurred this rant #but i promise you can't guess

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bunniescribbles · 10 months

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okay I have yellow and blue, so what characters should I put in, I won’t say what it’s for, but I will be trying to put in as many characters as possible, so please give me ideas

#sofia’s thoughts .｡.:*♡#No I won’t say what it’s for #But you can probably guess

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elizabethan-memes · 1 year

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Every time I think to myself "history twitter isn't too bad" I have to remind myself that I have muted most of the history twitter accounts that are recommended to me. And of the people I DO follow... most of them started on history tumblr so they don't really count as history twitter.

#my own twitter account is pretty bland #i will not name and shame #but you can probably guess #history student problems #tudor history #twitter is the real hellsite

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 years

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Okay. I’m going away again; bye!

#the second I start typing modified versions of blocked tags into the search bar is when I know it’s time to go #The slothful inaction on this site is appalling #if maybe one tenth of the userbase’s creativity dedicated to discourse were directed toward mass-reporting ACTUAL problems like…#oh… idk…#(each number is a letter of the alphabet) 13.14.19.6.23 #(not to say that the other things people argue about are inherently stupid in terms of content…#it’s just that 13.14.19.6.23 is a grievous problem specific to social media with such an immediate non-philosophical solution)#Not to say that people who aren’t involved in discourse should trigger themselves to fix problems #but if you’re engaged in discourse to such a degree that you have an entire blog dedicated to it and it is impacting your ability to live #you are ALREADY triggering yourself; so if you’re hellbent on triggering yourself like that at least do something useful with it #I talk like this because I #1.) have purposefully gone into the 13.14.19.6.23 tag so I could find and report blogs #(…yeah… not a great experience)#2.) work in a profession where all I do is help people *all day long*#And I’ve done other things which I will not list #but you can probably guess #anyway I’m not a hypocrite #but literally anything you do to benefit society helps; I am on my hands and KNEES begging you bastards to start doing things #caring is not enough #I hate to quote the Bible but “Faith without works is dead” rings very true here #actively do things #And the addictive drivel that is Tumblr is preventing me from doing everything I can. I’m fucking done. with. it #I will come back when and *if* I learn how to use this app recreationally instead of compulsively #I loathe this website (not the people on it; just the website)#(okay… some of the people on it… but none of my moots or followers ily <3)#PEACE!

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rosaluxembae · 1 year

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Barristan says Drink has a pretty face, which is just as strong """evidence""" as people say makes other characters gay. Straight people comment on each other's appearance all the time.

#asoiaf #adwd #barristan selmy #gerris drinkwater #not going to tag the characters people say are gay #but you can probably guess

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howlingblaster · 2 years

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speaking of ides of march, i think the ending to The Twilight Zone "Nightmare at 30,000 Feet" 2019 should happen to Elon Musk today

#whining #iykyk #but you can probably guess

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krysmcscience · 4 months

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!!#because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that!#it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs!#so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't.#when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation.#and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job)#because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme*#and yes. walking out isn't always possible.#but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap.#stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

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wuntrum · 1 year

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not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

#personal #respect my privacy at this time for not tagging the several characters and people this applies to <3 #but yknow. you can probably guess...

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frickityfrackityfuckingshit · 1 year

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I think I’m a wild spirit trapped within my human body. I have no powers, no domain, but I am larger than this form and just want to escape. I’m trapped within it. Is this punishment? What could I do to deserve this?

The offerings to my temple bore me, but I consume them anyway (I need it to stay alive).

It carries me around and moves at my command but I’m still trapped. So trapped. I feel like I’m suffocating (the skin is too tight).

Words come out forcefully, it tires my spirit I need to rest. (I breathe out instead of making a sound)

Sometimes I’ll lie down and close my eyes and the world will spin around me and I’ll feel so close to what I miss but then I fall asleep and wake up and still be held captive within this temple of mine and I look after it because what else am I meant to do?

#am I telling a story?#am I delusional?#am I dissociating to the high heavens?#you’ll never know #but you can probably guess #claustrophobia #claustrophobic #storytelling #story #when this body dies will I die too? Or will I finally be free from my prison?

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deaniewithalittleweanie · 1 year

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Might be time for me to block all the tags for a certain fandom again. Just for a few weeks. It’s getting fiery again and I just can’t deal with it. So mutuals, if I randomly stop interacting with your fandom posts for a bit, that’s why. I’m not dead or ignoring you. Just getting some air

#sky talks #certainly not tagging the fandom #but you can probably guess

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hopeinthebox · 3 months

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