#butt-pirates

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The one thing I am mad about, with Our Flag Means Death being cancelled, is that we missed out on anyone making the most obvious joke of the entire series.

The Revenge washes ashore on a Remote Island after a wild lightning storm, or some shit.

Stede: There's no need to bow, friends - we are but pirates!

Wee John: Did he just call us butt-pirates?

Frenchie: Rude

Lucius, at Pete: Damn right, we're butt-pirates.

Pete: You're my cute little butt-pirate...

Jim: [Draws blade] Hey. Speak for yourself.

Archie: [Optimistically] Ehhh, I dunno. I'd go for anything once. Like this time when I was in a butt cult and --

Olu: ... [software failure]

Buttons: Ye cannae. moonbathe. in. yer troos!

Roach, to Fang: ...so, then I like to take the meat, and really RAM it in, ay? Like get it really stuffed in there... [holds up goose]

Ed: [Wistfully] Yeah... yeah, y'know I guess we are butt-pirates.

Izzy: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]

[dragonbornphoenix]

Zoro right after promising Sanji they were going to do a bunch of freaky stuff.

⚔️ 🚬 🏴‍☠️ 👒 🥵 😴

[baby-xemnas]

for you anon you are a genius

[glassygoose]

My transformation to an infamous pirate is coming along much quicker than anticipated

[captainhawky88-blog]

oldschool Nami

[straws-and-sunflowers]

[beesgav]

Since he built the Arcadia seemingly from nothing I think it stands to reason that Tochiro also programmed its operating system

[kramerblogrealgood]

Logan Roy at the end of S3 trying to decide if he should side with the kids or Tom

[gentleerzulie]

"I will find you, and I will kill you...."

[linklurkin]

he’s not getting enough attention

[esilher]

A Pirate Klaine for this Sunday!

[agrippaspoleto]

So, I've done some art practice and this has inspired me to try to draw more backgrounds. My muses decided to cuddle on a ship (or at least that was the idea 😂 doesn't really look like it, but the waves turned out really nice) after a succesful attack on the first order. Maybe it's the palace of a governeur and they've liberated the town. Whatever the scene enjoy some Stormpilot affection!

Some progress pictures under the cut...

[tuna-core]

Alright, since Oda is drawing butts more often in the egghead arc, I want him to draw more men's butts. I know I'm hoping for something that will most likely never show up, but so many of these men should realistically be carrying wagons with them.

Sanji, as a kicker, should have thicker legs in general. I'm not asking for him to be like Chun-Li or anything but those popsicle sticks? Absolutely not. His thighs and ass should be sticking out along with his tits. Same goes for Zoro because he lifts like crazy, and he's got on that bodysuit right now.

Franky got done so dirty post-timeskip, his legs are basically two toothpicks holding up an orange. He's WEARING A SPEEDO for fucks sake, show us some ass shots.

Luffy's shown his ass quite a lot, Usopp has nearly as much as Luffy, Jinbe is constantly wearing a skirt so im at peace with it, and leave Chopper and Brook alone for obvious reasons

Now, any considerably muscular man needs an ass shot and im not kidding. I don't need it from everybody, but most of these extremely powerful men should have an ass that at least sticks out like their back muscles do

[molu0121]

Silly drawing for the first pic in this acc lol

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Me: This week I will finish Drabble X!

My brain: yes, yes, good, but consider...

[stitcherofchaos]

Why hasn't there been a Hetalia AU where the countries were never made civilized by stronger countries?

Like Ancient Rome never conquered the Romantic countries, England and France never conquered the North American countries, Spain and Portugal never conquered South American countries.... etc.