#butters bradley

[lovely-lettuce]

One million little south parkies :3

[xianta]

I would like more of them pls

[cheescheesy]

i care them

[suushy1]

hello kitty island adventure canon omg

[reagent-leon]

I went ahead and made a transcript for the villains' trailer because there are some quality dialogues that I feel people are missing out on. It would have been nice if Red Barrels had given us proper subtitles rather than autogenerated ones.

Big thanks to @misa-bun for keeping me sane and helping me go over the garbled audio towards the end.

EASTERMAN: You’ve been expressing anger in the therapy.

GOOSEBERRY: Everything Mother does is love! If I have to show a little… discipline, that’s just a firmer kind of love.

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EASTERMAN: You’ve shown real enthusiasm. We’ve decided to give you a longer leash.

COYLE: You think you’ve got a leash on me? Might be you who built this little juzgado, but I’m the one who made it a home. Why you ain’t nothin’ but the towel boy in my whorehouse.

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FUTTERMAN: The fuck d’you think I am? Some kinda puppet? You pull my string? Heh!?

EASTERMAN: You are literally a puppet.

GOOSEBERRY: Don’t! Don’t you upset Daddy.

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EASTERMAN: This is science. If we happen-

COYLE: I’m fuckin’ talkin’ here! This ain’t a charity, this is business! Business don't mean shit without the law.

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GOOSEBERRY: Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

COYLE: Property don’t mean shit without a threat of violence.

GOOSEBERRY: Who would die for the children!?

COYLE: The threat of my boot on your neck is what butters the bread ‘round here and everywhere else!

GOOSEBERRY: Who would kill for the children!? 

COYLE: In the civilized world!

GOOSEBERRY: What would… you do… to protect the children!?

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AVELLANOS: Cut them. Well? Whaddya think?

WERNICKE: Experience has taught me one truth about the human limits of terror and pain.

AVELLANOS: Which is?

WERNICKE: There are none.

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Just a few things worth noting:

"Juzgado" (pronounced hoos-gah-doh) is Spanish for courthouse or tribunal. The word "hoosegow" is a slang term meaning prison, derived from a mispronunciation of juzgado. It's interesting to me that he uses the proper Spanish given his well-known bigotry.

"Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children" is a direct quote from the novel Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray.

"Butters the bread" means how he makes his living, the job he gets paid for essentially. Police work is his bread and butter. 🤷

I can't think of anything else that might require further expiration, but if anyone else has any insights please share them!

[0zzi-b2ar]

Ngl I was done with this awhile ago, my dumbahh just keeps forgetting to post it 😭

[wan975]

A couple of art I forgot to post here

Average clybe angst be like

[lov3-from-loserlane]

Forgot to post these to tumblr 😵‍💫

But it’s more character sheets for my AU!

[skipar00]

I was gunna shade and finish this but it was so many layers already so I’m calling it

[amsiib]

bradley and butters as pinterest ship dynamics!

[yiyi025]

i've been doing a south park inktober challenge i found ^_^ i'm pretty behind but i'll catch up!

idk if awesom-o is my favorite of ALL the episodes but i've been meaning to draw it for a while so I took the chance!

extra discarded drawing below :D

it's hard to translate sp characters in my style and the colors look bad ;_; sorry scott!!

him and christophe might be on my top 3 in general :')

[s0uth3park]

Here is the Google Form for the Cutest Boy Contest (2024). Tournament will be hosted on my sideblog @sp-the-list-tournament (I'm yet to decorate the blog yet, lol).

Email addresses are not collected and more than one response may be entered upon refreshing. Please be respectful, stick to the rules, and reblog this post as you see fit for a bigger sample and better notice.

The tag for this will be #tcbt24 or just #tcbt. Hopefully that isn't confused with anything else.

I'll be very surprised if Kevin (McCormick)'s name doesn't show up.

(This form was made on the 15th Sept. 2024 and I would like to have enough results to start this by, say, the 28-30th of this month. Please be respectful and enjoy!)

[bhonk]

doodles!!

watched the butters and bradley episode last night. holy shit

i'm not okay

also the scheduled style comics because i don't know if i'll ever be over them

they make me want to scream

[fennecfiree]

Just posting this so i can remember how I draw them LMAO

South park heights, weights, and body types

Cartman: 90lbs (canon), 4'10, fat

Kyle: 83lbs (canon), 4'2, chubby

Tweek: 48lbs (canon), 4'5, skinny

Craig: 45lbs (canon), 5'0, skinny

Stan: 60lbs, 4'6, average

Kenny: 41lbs, 4'5, skinny

Butters: 58lbs, 4'3, average

Tolkien: 62lbs, 4'9, fit

Clyde: 85lbs, 4'3, chubby

Jimmy: 61lbs, 4'6, average

Wendy: 63lbs, 4'8, fit

Timmy: (not counting his wheelchair) 56lbs, 4'5, average

Scott: 82lbs, 4'5, chubby

Heidi: 79lbs, 4'3, chubby

Bebe: 63lbs, 4'6, average

Red: 45lbs, 4'9, skinny

Nichole: 58lbs, 4'4, average

Annie: 63lbs, 4'7, average

Nelly: 44lbs, 4'1, skinny

Bradley: 45lbs, 4'3, skinny

Kevin: 64lbs, 4'8, average

Pip: 42lbs, 4'6, skinny

Henrietta: 158lbs, 5'3, fat (I think she's like 12 so we're going off of that for the rest of the goth kids)

Michael: 119lbs, 5'9, skinny

Pete: 132lbs, 5'4, average

[lavender-not-fruit43]

Before school starts I wanna show some doodles I drew bcs I was mad and sad

And also did some sketches of evil mysterion and him with chaos

[cringelordofchaos]

Disability + Queer headcanons for some South Park characters i like

(warning: u might not agree w everything i have to say !!! :shocked emoji:)

(also sorry if im inconsistent w some characters pronouns ill probably refer to a character with their canon pronouns in the show and then when i remember trans hcs of said characterr suddenly ill refer to the w different pronouns)

Craig Tucker

- gay (no fucking shit sherlock)

- level 1 autistic, low empathy, difficulties communicating and understanding emotions, yada yada u get the gist

- some form of anxiety? idk probs not to a disordered amount but its there.

Kenny McCormick

- Chronic pain (everywhere)

- Epilepsy

- dude LITERALLY got a seizure from simply playing a video game (in thepokemon episode) this dudes physical health is so bad prolly cuz his constant deaths still leave an impact on him even after he gets revived?

- autism !? (idk im not 100% sure just yet)

- selectively mute

- probably some form of (complex?) PTSD from the constant traumatizing deaths he endures though again like im not sure

- but yyeah ok i just remembered thispost is about disability AND queer hcs so uhm kenny. I like the genderqueer hcs but he could also just be really gnc and i love that for him too. either way likes women a lot and i cant exactly imagine him liking a dude? like idk maybe but nah i dont see it

Tweek Tweak

- im sorry but i personally dont view him as having adhd cuz his parents tell others hes hyperactive bc of it but really its because they keep drugging the fucking eight year old so idk. like idk he could possibly have it but i cant decipher cuz we dont know what tweek would be like if he wasnt drugged and a coffee addict at such a young age. and causes of symptoms matter

- but yeah he def has GAD and panic disorder bc of the drugged coffee

- oh also gay

eric cartman

- NPD (i know hes a really stereotypical and harmful portrayal of it and there should be better representation of it but theres no way he doesnt have it im sorry)

- sexuality and gender are whatever benefits him at the moment

(ok but if ur actually wondering abt my hc hes probably gay)(in extreme denial obviously though)

Butters Stotch

- has some form of disorder related to trauma and if he doesnt hell get one when he grows up because like dudes been through SOME FUCKING SHIT. (and he canonically falls asleep to and wakes up to the sounds of his own screams so like. uhm)

- seems like hes straight? like could be bi though idk. he DID have a crush on princess kenny though? take it as you will lmao

- SHIT i forgot about marjorine. yeah just like w kenny either genderqueer or gnc, love both hcs

- may i suggest aroace butters though

- or no sexuality butters (he doesnt have a sexuality :broke heart:)(dont aks me how that works it jst does)

Stan Marsh

- Major depressive disorder

- literal alcoholic at age 10 thats bound to mess him up for life one way or another

- canonically diagnosed with asperger's syndrome but it was his obvious depression being misdiagnosed

- bi but like only gay for specific chars. but yeah confused abt sexuality

- gender questioning too and its pretty canon as shown in 'the cissy'. though then again stans really empathetic so u could say stans confused feelings of gender identity were just being influenced by cartman and wendy recently telling the school theyre trans. idk WHICH way stans trans though and neither do they

- emo

kyle broflovski

- im gonna hes say asexual cuz of human kite's character chart thingy and also bc why not

- have got zero clue as to what his sexuality is like. im a style shipper (big surprise ik) so u might think i think he likes dudes but idk. ive never seen anyone hc him as aroace before but i think it could fit him. he does seem like he could just be cishet too. or maybe bi? ive also seen gay hcs of him. idk man i think multiple fit depending on how u interpret his character?

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Tolkien Black

- his roleplay character chart thingy said ther character was gender neutral so im going w that hc

- likes girls (canon as shown in cartman finds love)

Bradly/Bradley (the one from the conversion therapy episode)

- gay (SHOCKER)(BIGASS SURPRISE)(

Timmy

- canon wheelchair user (whats the term again i forgor) and also intellectually disabled (but also there was one point where it was revealed he was actually a genius i think?? so maybe hes not intellectually disabled but rather he lacks the capacity to express or communicate his inner world? idk)

- timmy

thas all i got for now im too lazy to continue but yeah pls dont kill me for these

EDIT 11/JUNE/2024: forgot to say this but also kenny has more physical disabilities than listed and also Cartman is dyslexic in my hc