#c!techoblade

[orinjjo-mg]

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Techno was used to hibernating in winter, so he never celebrated the New Year, and did not see the point in it, but with the presence of a Dream in his life, everything changed.

Cursed by the constant use of enchanted books, the man for some reason believed that holidays, quote: "There is nothing wrong, but it is a good tradition that must be observed." Or, what Techno will never say out loud, some people just never had to celebrate something like this in a circle of not their own self-reflection and evil plans on how to make everyone live right, so he decided to add to his plans the only Non-person who can refuse him without feeling fear for his life.

Therefore, Techno was still forced to learn not to sleep for at least the whole of December in anticipation of the new year, which he, insanely tired and with a headache, did.

Dream's smile was worth it.

it was supposed to be published on New Year's Eve, but I was too mentally tired for that period of time

[bunfloras]

“I mean it, Wilbur.” Her face softens, as does her voice. “You’re going to be alright. I promise.”

And she means well, he knows it. Kristin has been kind from the very start, always looking out for him, always caring.

But it’s not school Wilbur’s afraid of.

It never has been.

———

hiii besties new aperture update :]

[estrella-17cat]

Chaotic friend and calm half-crow :}

1/3 " Life "

[rwzendoy]

Happy late birthday

this is gift for my friend, she's love rivals/dnb so i draw them but from my LandLustrous AU

[mcytblrconfessions]

People need to ship C!Techoblade and C!Philza more pleaseeeeee they’re both fictionalllll

C!Philza can have two spouses in the dsmp as a treat

[ianthewolfviper]

DSMP fandom...y'all know when Lady Demitureus (I think that's how it's spelled) finds her daughter's dead...uh yeah...that but with Charlie and Quackity....it's Charlies first cannon life taken by Techo.

[wyrtt-au]

4, 11, and 13!!!

4. Which comment has had the most impact on your writing?

oh! actually it would probably be the more simple commnets? like the ones i get from my friends rather than fancy formal ones!

my friend MB said about a writing i did for an competition entry: "i love how narrative and it also reads kind of like poetry sometimes. your writing style does that so well, it's such an artistic way of writing."

it's the little comments like that! my older sibling said my writing feels like an old memory that you try and remember when you aren't sure on the details.

11. Who is your favorite character(s) to write about and why?

i am really liking writing for c!tommyinnit and c!technoblade! both of them have relaly distinct speaking and acting styles which is a lot of fun!

13. Describe your writing style. If you were to participate in an anonymous fic writers guessing game (like The Masked Author), what writing habits do you have that would be a dead giveaway that it's you?

oooo.

hmm. my use of So Many Paragraph Breaks. if i want something to have emphasis i put it on a new line in a paragrpah.

or the fact that my dialogue is smooth but that there isn't much on it! im more likely to talk about how someone said something rather then what they actually said!

i am really big on describing things so that too!

[paragal]

Ruling an empire of ice

Is a lonely task.

[elliotl]

just a reminder that c!quackity lied to c!techno on his birthday.

c!techno hates when people lie to him on his birthday. it is one of his major pet peeves. its twice as bad as lying to him on any other day.

just saying ^_^

[katnip225]

How Techno and Phil met

This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others

So Techno and Mumza are friends since they are both gods. So one day Mumza is like “Techno, my husband is getting lonely. Can you spend some time with him” Techno is like “1) when did you get a husband and 2) You know I am not a social person” Mumza is like “Please. I know you two will get along. I won’t force you but at least meet him. And sorry for not telling you about the marriage but it was just something between me, him and the crows. “

So Techno agrees to meet Phil and heads off to the mortal world. He plans to pretend to be mortal so if he does not like Phil then he can ditch

Techno finds Phil during one of his projects.

Techno does admit that it is a great looking build.

So Phil and Techno have a few little conversations and Techno is still wondering why Mumza thought that he and Phil would be good friends. The guy is nice but he can’t really see himself staying long.

It is not until a few days later when Techno is practicing his fighting that he sees why

Phil sees this and asks if they can spar. Techno is not one to say no to a fight but does not expect much. (At this point, Techno has not seen Phil fight before)

So things start out pretty simple at first but only because both people are holding back. As the fight got longer and they both saw that they had no need to hold back did the fight get crazy.

The only reason why the fight ended was because the sun was starting to set and Phil did not want to risk any monster interrupting.

Techno thinks “Kristin was right.”

So Techno and Phil continued to hang out and Techno grew to really care about Phil.

There was one problem. Techno did not know how to tell Phil that he was immortal or that he knows that Phil is immortal. So Techno figures that Phil will figure it out if they stick together for a few hundred years

Phil starts to get worried since he does not want to ditch Techno but he also does not want to explain that he is immortal. So he just hopes that Techno does not know the average lifespan of an avian.

Phil does not know the average lifespan of a piglin hybrid so he does not question why Techno is still young looking. He is like “I guess Piglins hybrid live to be way past their 100s. Maybe I should check the nether out more.” (Back during the time Techno and Phil met, there really was not a lot of info on the nether)

Techno thinks Phil figured it out but nope. Phil is like “This my mortal friend”

So Mumza hears a lot from the crows about Phil and Techno’s adventures. So when she finds out that Phil still thinks Techno is a mortal she is like “Okay need to clear this up”

So after finding out that Techno is a god, Phil is like “You are not a mortal” and Techno is like “Dude I thought you knew 500 years ago.”

Mumza and Techno tease Phil about this for a long time. It was one of the first stories Techno told Wilbur. Phil is like “Hey” and Techno is like “Dude as your best friend it is my job to tell your kid all the dumb stuff you did”

Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day

Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan

Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes

[blanq]

c!Tubbo doodle

[orinjjo-mg]

spoilerrrrr

[thedeadestmeme]

Ranboo: PUT ME IN THE PRISON SAM! PUT ME IN THE PRISON! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I HAAAAAVE.

Sam: lmao no???

Sam, months later: i changed my mind:)

[estrella-17cat]

3/3 "Loosing"

He lost him :'(

[smelted-applejuice]

Hello! May I request some technoblade x make touch starved reader. Just some fluff pls :] not really sure what the prompt or like plot would be so it can be up to you :)

Pairings: c!Technoblade x Reader  Pronouns: they/them Desc: touches.

IM POSTING!!  -

[YourName] jumped when they felt the warmth of their boyfriend against their blanket cocoon. “You’re skin hungry..” Techno huffed sitting up and stripping from his royal like attire, [YourName] rolled their eyes “Maybe you should come home more often..” they whispered. Technoblade looked back at them “HEH?” he asked going right in and digging his fingers uncharacteristically into his partner’s sides, earning loud giggles and yelps. Technoblade climbed on his partner, smiling down at them as they looked up at him with a softer smile. “I love you.” He simply said, “I love you too” they replied kissing his lips.

[k1ng0fn0b0dy]

❤ Silence Can Be Loud

Request by @monomari : "...Can I request a c!Techno x male reader? Techno had the Voices demanding blood and lost control so afterward the reader comforts him and patches him up..." [paraphrased]

[900+ words]

[He/him pronouns]

Description: You head off for some errands but by the time you get home, somethings happened to Techno. [Technoblade x M!Reader]

[Read more under the cut]

{《☆》}

Technoblade is frowning as you sift the bag on your shoulder. His voice is gruff with the lingering cold he had gotten over just a few days ago, "I don't see why you'd need to visit Tommy."

"I'm just going to drop a few things off, Techno, chill," You chuckle softly, standing on your toes (because damn it Technoblade is a very tall piglin brute) to press a soft kiss to his cheek. "I'll be back before you know it, Techno. Just get some rest, you're still getting over your cold. You need it."

"Alright," He grumbles reluctantly. He passes you a totem anyways. "Just in case."

You grin fondly. "Alright, take care now."

You can tell that Technoblade still watches you head off anyway. Even with your attempts to mollify him, he'll always be just a tad bit overprotective. It's frankly a bit adorable though, so you don't mind quite as much as you probably should.

{《☆》}

You're walking back to Techoblade's after a frankly chaotic evening with Tommy and Ranboo, who apologized quite a few times for taking up so much of your time. Poor boy was way too anxious all of the time. You prop the door open with your foot as you enter because the inside is a bit too warm before you notice just how trashed everything inside was.

The door falls shut behind you and you can't help but flinch at the loud thud it makes as it slams shut. You bend down to cradle a sharp piece of a vase you had made for Technoblade ages ago, more just crumbling the longer you touch it.

Technoblade. Your heart falls to your stomach as you realize that maybe someone had done this trying to hurt Technoblade, maybe trying to find you. You weren't a particularly hated individual, not by the server's standards, but you still had enemies.

"Techno! Techno, are you here! Please," Your voice feels like straight syrup pouring down your throat. That so-sweet-it's-bitter taste and the not being able to swallow. "I need you to say something."

It's quiet, so fucking quiet for just a few moments before the noise of something crashing upstairs has you sprinting to the ladder, fumbling to make your legs work and to actually move.

You feel palpable relief when you're standing at the doorway to a room so thoroughly trashed that the downstairs looks clean. You almost fall to your knees as your eyes meet Technoblade's maroon red and so pitiful eyes as they stare at you blankly. He croons softly at you, voice weak as blood marks every inch of his arms and is smeared over his chest. His face, his usually pearly white tusks, both are stained in a similar deep red.

"Oh, Techno," Your voice is a soft whisper. He croons again as you fall to your knees in front of him. "Oh, darling. I'm so sorry. Come here, dear, you're okay."

Technoblade falls towards you, all muscle mass and towering height, and you catch him just as easily as he trusts you. You brush the hair from his eyes. gently shushing his pitiful whining. You wipe at the blood on his face, "You should've told me they were being loud. I'm so sorry I wasn't here."

He nudges his nose into your cheek softly, disagreeing with a quiet chuff. You brush a hand slowly through his hair, trying not to tug too hard at the clumps that the blood has made in his hair. "You're going to be okay darling. You're safe with me, you know that dear."

"Always," He whines softly into your ear, barely legible but a good sign anyway. You nod, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek. He chuffs fondly at you, pressing his eyes closed at whatever the voices have to say about you.

"We need to patch you up, Techno." You murmur softly into his scalp. He chuffs in understanding but his arms still tighten around your middle, almost childishly. "You need to let me go so I can grab the first aid kit."

Technoblade reluctantly lets go, though his eyes are on you the entire time. You tug a loose floorboard out and pull the hidden first aid kit out of the tight cranny that Technoblade had specifically created for hiding places like these. He lets out a pleased little whine when you're back in his arms, though it's a looser hold now that you're working on wrapping the wounds up.

They're mostly flesh wounds, nothing to immediately worry about, so you take the extra time to soak the bandages in regeneration. Technoblade chuffs in approval, gently pressing his head to your shoulder to bonk it in an appreciative gesture. You wipe the blood from his arms carefully as your waiting and he lets you because you are quite possibly the only person he trusts with this. With himself.

You know how hard it is for him, especially with the paranoid voices whispering in his ears, and you press a sweet kiss to his forehead, right between his brows. He nuzzles into you again and by the time you've finally wrapped up his arms, he is putty melded against your side. He tries to pull you down with him but you just giggle softly, shaking your head. "I'm not sleeping in a blood-stained bed."

Technoblade whines but lets you lead him to your room, with clean sheets and absolutely none of the blood that his room had. "There we go darling, there you go. So good for me, dear."

He whines at your loving tone, pulling you in close to nuzzle your head with absolutely no control over himself. It's adorable and you lift your head to press a fond kiss onto his lips. "Go to bed darling. I'll protect you."

Techno chuffs softly in agreement and falls asleep curled around you.

{《☆》}

[Yoooo! Welcome back gamers to today's letplay— okay yeah no. Anyways I'm gonna keep this short. Life has been eh-ish, writing schedule is fucked, but overall school is only half-way kicking my ass.]

[Anyways loves, I hope you all make your day/night a good one. Take care of yourselves, drink water and eat food and sleep 8 hours. People care for you and one day you won't need parasocial block men relationships, PEACE ♡♡♡]

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