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honestlynervousnut · 3 months ago
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I know we probably won't see It bc aparently there will be a 5 year timejump on s3 but still
Who would u cast as the older version of this man?
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(I will not accept Patrick Dempsey unless they put brown contacts on that man)
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randomeditsicantletgoof · 19 days ago
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💔🏳️‍🌈
I thought I lost you..
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noodle-the-queen · 1 year ago
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so i finally started watching euphoria (even though i already knew the general plot) and um. sorry i am physically unable to care about the rest of the show, the characters, the story, literally ANYTHING bc they decided to show us the actual saddest fucking backstory for Nate’s dad. how the fuck am i supposed to continue watching this show when there was a 100 times better plot about two best friends who are also very clearly in love in the 80s (?). BUT NO, i have to watch the version of this story where they don’t end up together and one of them ends up in a loveless marriage and subsequently becomes a terrible father/person AND im supposed to care about his shitty son and his insane friends who only care about who’s fucking who?! GIVE ME THE YEARNING 80’S GAYS YOU FUCKING COWARDS UGH
disclaimer: obviously obviously obviously i know that like. the show is supposed to be realistic and it’s way more realistic for Cal to have left Derek for his pregnant gf and whatever. but like. you CANNOT OPEN AN EPISODE LIKE THAT AND THEN EXPECT ME TO CARE ABOUT FUCKIN. CASSIE AND NATE ughHHHHHHHH
although along with that euphoria has some (from what i can tell as a mostly cis person) pretty good trans rep and lesbian rep. and yk aside from all the slightly unnecessary porn scenes its actually really well written and in my experience is a really good and accurate rep of what high schools are like rn.
this was NOT supposed to be this long of a post but i had a lot of feelings so here we are. also also i really hope we get a third season but it does make me really sad that we might not ever get closure on the Lexi/Fez storyline (which i absolutely loved) due to Angus Cloud's passing. ig that all depends on if they choose to recast him tho.
ANYWAYS YEAH euphoria huh
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I'm sorry but Cal & Derek are zosan vibes... I'm just realizing it now. Like I didn't get why I'm so obsessed with Cal's back story but it was preparing me for zosan.
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Like my god. Best friends??? Sparring partners???
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You cannot convince me that Cal doesn't give off Sanji vibes. I mean yeah he's a piece of shit. BUT hear me out! He had a homophobic alpha male father. That in turn caused trauma to Cal and developed very very toxic views on masculinity. He's also a very suppressed emotional man. That he has to hide his true self even to his family. Are y'all walking with me? Do you see it?
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Like my guyyyy. You should've held him tighterrrr.
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If there's ever season 3. Let this man have a decent ending. He's fucked up, had done horrible shit, but he actually a nice guy unlike his psycho son.
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I hope he gets to reunite with Derek because my god if I can't have a zosan canon... Let me have THIS.
When he went back to the bar and danced with a stranger saying "I thought I lost you" while imagining it was Derek? AHHHH I went feral.
Like fuck his family. His business and everything. Be free my guy! Be gay as fuck don't let your crazy son hold you BACKKKKK.
Like WHY CAN'T they be happy!!!
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ultrone · 2 years ago
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⋆ ★ 🪩 ꒰ NEVER TEAR US APART ꒱ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
adaptation of cal and derek’s story from euphoria. . . aged up characters. . . 3.8k+ wc ⌗ ↺ part two
🎧 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 never tear us apart by inxs ⋆ drink before the war by sinéad o'connor
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when jackie was a freshmen in university…
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“morning, dingleberry,” she said playfully over the phone. “no, i’m gonna kick your ass,” she replied as she walked around her room, getting ready for the day. “yeah, well… put your bra and panties on,” she chuckled, “okay… i’ll be there in 10.”
she spent every day with her best friend, y/n.
she got into her car, inserted an INXS cassette into the music player, and drove off towards your house with "mystify" playing in the background. she had finally gotten her license, after shauna had taught her how to drive for weeks. jackie was more of a passenger princess, but how could she pick you up from school every morning if she couldn't drive? she had no other choice.
the moment she arrived at your house, you were already outside, sprinting towards her and leaping into the passenger seat of her roofless white jeep, not even bothering to open the car door. you playfully poked her side to greet her as she began driving.
the whistle blew, signaling the start of practice.
"let's go! work it! work it!" coach martinez yelled from the sideline as he watched you and your teammates engage in some tic-tac-toe warm-ups.
"come on, girls! let's go! work hard!" exclaimed coach ben right after, ensuring that all of you were giving your best effort.
immediately after completing the warm-up, coach ben had you engage in a 7v7 scrimmage to focus on team play. jackie and you exchanged quick glances and smiles with your boyfriends, jeff and randy, respectively, who were sitting on the benches, eagerly watching you play while waiting for their own football practice to begin.
"you motherfucker!" taissa taunted with a mischievous grin as you swiftly stole the ball from her.
"let's go, y/n!" you heard lottie scream as you charged towards the net with all your strength, striking the ball and successfully scoring a goal. the match concluded with three long whistles, signifying the end, and your team emerged victorious.
"good work, l/n," jackie said with a big grin as she approached you, wearily resting her arm around your shoulders, while you grabbed it with your hand and interlocked your fingers, walking back into the locker room together. both of you waving goodbye to jeff and randy from afar.
both of you quickly and quietly showered, standing side by side, before heading back towards the locker area wearing only your bras and panties to change. with your towel draped over your right shoulder, you exchanged nods and smiles with your teammates who were scattered around, also preparing to leave.
upon reaching your locker, you found yourself unintentionally fixated on jackie's breasts. her push-up bra perfectly accentuated and lifted them as she bent down to put on a pair of jean shorts. unbeknownst to you, her eyes met your lingering gaze, leaving you flustered, yet you didn't break eye contact.
"you wanna get a milkshake?" she asked casually as she buttoned up her shorts, snapping you out of your daze. you turned to retrieve your clothes from your tightly-packed bag, which was snugly stowed inside your locker.
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the best part about your relationship with jackie, was that you could talk for hours about sports, boys, life, whatever—it didn't matter.
"you know what the color of your milkshake reminds me of?" jackie asked with a grin, taking a sip of her strawberry milkshake.
you raised your eyebrows, indicating for her to continue speaking, as you were too preoccupied enjoying the whipped cream of your own milkshake, using your straw as a makeshift spoon.
"it reminds me of alyssa bender's vomit," jackie continued, "when she drank rum and gummy bears at the freshmen homecoming and threw up during 'pump up the jam,' and then—"
"randy slipped," both of you said simultaneously, bursting into laughter. "but ew! why would you bring that up while we're eating?" you complained, making a disgusted face as you playfully nudged her side, suddenly finding your once delicious milkshake less appetizing.
or you could just sit in silence, you were that close... that comfortable.
and it was in those quiet moments that, just as you found yourself captivated by jackie's breasts in the locker room earlier that day, she would subtly direct her gaze towards you as well. she would steal lingering glances at you while driving the both of you back to her house, often catching herself staring at your soft legs when the traffic lights turned red, admiring how good they looked in those tight shorts you always wore. she would gulp softly, redirecting her gaze back to the road to compose herself, but her eyes would always find their way back to you, as if drawn together by some magnetic force. she noticed the way you gently massaged your upper thigh, trying to relieve the soreness from the earlier workout, and how—
"you can go," you interrupted her thoughts.
"what?" she asked confused, meeting your gaze. in response, you tilted your head towards the green light, licking your lip with a smirk.
"oh," she replied sheepishly, quickly shifting her hand to the gear stick and continuing the drive.
💌 — — flashback.
jackie met jeff in her senior year of highschool.
he was way more forward than any boy she had met before, constantly wanting to get in her pants. and yeah—sometimes while he was driving her around, she'd let him slid his hand up her thigh a little more than he should. and even though she wasn't always comfortable, she was grateful that he was pushing her boundaries.
"oh, fuck—" a moan of pleasure escaped her lips as jeff inserted two fingers into her, stroking her spot to perfection.
she couldn't wait to tell you.
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"and then he unbuttoned my jeans, and, like, just went for it," she explained excitedly. the two of you were lying side by side on her bed, both facing downwards.
"wow..." you said, intrigued. "was it good?" you asked curiously.
"i mean, yeah," she replied with a chuckle.
"and, like… could he, like, i mean, uh, did he, like, uh, make you cum?" you asked amused, filled with curiosity.
“yeah,” she responded, laughing.
“oh, nice,” you replied, joining in her laughter.
"he cleaned me up and everything," jackie said with a grin.
"wow..." you replied, taken aback. "so, i mean, he's a keeper?" you asked her, raising your eyebrows as you glanced at her.
"ah... yeah, yeah, yeah," she replied, as if trying to reassure herself. "i guess so."
both of you locked eyes for a few moments until jackie's dad abruptly swung open the door without even knocking. he stood there, gripping the doorknob with a serious expression, silently observing both of you before speaking up.
"y/n, hit the road," he commanded, pointing towards the hallway.
"uh, yeah," you responded awkwardly, giving jackie a gentle rub on the shoulder as you stood up. "i'll see you at practice," you said nonchalantly.
"yep," jackie replied, giving you a small wave without lifting her gaze to meet yours.
"have a good night, mr. taylor," you said as you uncomfortably exited jackie's room, feeling her dad's gaze fixed on you with a deadpan expression.
a few seconds after you left the room, he began to speak to jackie.
"get up," he commanded her.
"i will," she responded, maintaining her position on the bed while staring at him.
"right now," he warned.
"i don't feel well," she said, continuing to stare at him as she started fidgeting with her hands.
"you were fine when i walked in," he shot back.
jackie remained silent, locking her gaze with his until he finished speaking. she lowered her eyes afterwards.
"dinner's on the table," he announced before walking out of her room, keeping his gaze fixed on her until he left completely, leaving the door open.
jackie furrowed her brows, lowering her face and resting it against her interlocked hands, letting out a heavy sigh. "oh, fuck," she whispered, her voice filled with frustration, as she rubbed her forehead in a stressed manner.
a few minutes later, she got up from her bed and made her way downstairs, heading towards the dinner table. she took a seat right in front of her parents and began eating.
silence enveloped the room, with the clattering of cutlery echoing against the walls. eventually, jackie broke the silence.
"so," she started, capturing everyone's attention as they turned to look at her. "i met a boy…"
and so did you.
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jackie swung her front door open, welcoming both randy and you with a big smile, both of you arriving with beers in hand.
"hey! come on in!" jackie exclaimed.
randy greeted her and swiftly made his way inside, heading straight towards jeff and exchanging greetings. meanwhile, you lingered at the front door and enveloped jackie in a tight hug.
the music blared through the speakers, filling the empty house as the four of you drank and enjoyed each other's company. it didn't take long for the atmosphere to become more heated, and without hesitation, the four of you shamelessly began making out. randy and jeff sat on adjacent living room sofa chairs, while you and jackie found yourselves sitting on their laps, passionately kissing your respective partners. in your intoxicated state, the strangeness of the situation didn't cross your minds at all. unbeknownst to the boys, jackie and you exchanged lingering glances while making out with them, occasionally making eye contact or stealing glances while randy kissed your neck and jeff was engrossed in kissing jackie—and viceversa.
"i just got a brainstorm," jackie exclaimed, abruptly standing up from jeff's lap and swiftly removing her shorts and top.
"what are you doin'?" you asked curiously, pausing your make-out session with randy.
"oh my god, jackie," jeff chuckled, clearly amused, as he looked at his girlfriend standing there in nothing but her underwear.
"let's go for a swim," she declared, dashing out of the living room and excitedly making her way through the sliding glass door, heading towards her pool with a beer in hand.
"yeah! let's do it!" randy exclaimed from beneath you, swiftly removing his shirt as you began to disentangle yourself from him.
"should we do it?" you asked hesitantly, sporting a sheepish smirk.
"come on! come on!" randy urged, standing in just his boxers. he ran out behind jeff, who was already heading out completely naked—yes, completely naked. i mean, he's jeff. what else could we expect from him?
by the time all of you made it outside, jackie was already swimming in the pool. jeff took the lead, running and performing a bomb dive into the water as he laughed. randy and you followed suit, jumping in right after.
the next hour was filled with playful splashing, laughter echoing around as you played chicken fights and engaged in water-based games. but as exhaustion set in, both randy and you decided to get out of the pool. you settled onto the patio sling chairs next to a cozy bonfire, lighting up cigarettes and covering yourselves with some towels to keep you warm.
meanwhile, jackie and jeff sprinted straight into jackie's room, their minds set on their own private plans.
"have fun, big boy," randy teased, following them with the eyes.
"have fun, guys," you chimed in at the same time.
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jackie and jeff kissed fervently, she was straddling him as they both kissed and touched each other. it was the first time for them both, so their movements were clumsy but passionate. she wasn't wet enough, though, so she proceeded to spit onto her hand and started rubbing jeff’s cock with it for lubrication.
"jackie, what are you doing?" jeff asked in confusion. all he received in response was jackie beginning to slid his cock inside of her.
"hold... hold on," he moaned as he felt jackie's walls tightening around his girth, his eyebrows knitting together in pleasure.
"oh, fuck," he grunted as he came inside her within seconds. "oh, i'm so sorry..." he said, embarrassed. jackie couldn't help but laugh. she leaned down and gave him gentle pecks on his face as they both joined in laughter.
and just like that... it became a regular thing.
they would fuck everywhere—yeah, everywhere. the bathroom, their cars, the shower. and jackie would tell him what felt good, until eventually, he got better at it.
the same went for you and randy.
"holy fuck!" you moaned out as you came all over randy's face, your breathing unsteady.
"you like it that much?" he asked, a cocky grin on his face.
"i do," you admitted tiredly, a smirk on your face.
"mind if i do it again?" he asked, teasingly rubbing your thighs.
"please do," you replied eagerly, and he wasted no time diving back in, eliciting moans from you once more.
and you did like it that much. in fact, it was all you could think about.
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"really?" jackie asked, making a grimace in response to your words as she packed her regular clothes into her gym bag and zipped it up.
"i love it," you admitted, a silly smile spreading across your face as you leaned against your locker.
"yeah, i don't know," she began, "i like men, but... you couldn't pay me to let jeff eat me out," she asserted with a deadpan expression, walking past you with her bag slung over her shoulder as she headed towards the field.
once again, the two boys sat on the benches, eagerly awaiting the arrival of jackie and you to the field. they were ready to watch you train before their own football practice commenced. however, this time, unlike before, jackie didn't share a smile. instead, she gazed at randy's joyful face with a cold expression, causing him to narrow his eyes in confusion.
a whistle reverberated through the air, signaling the beginning of practice. from the moment it started, jackie displayed an unusually aggressive demeanor. she maintained her deadpan expression, relentlessly chasing after the ball, stealing it from others, and subtly pushing her opponents—not enough to annoy your teammates, but enough for all of you to take notice of her sudden change.
towards the end of the 7v7 scrimmage, she managed to score the winning goal, securing victory for her team against yours. however, just as she was about to score, you attempted to intercept the ball by placing your feet in her path, which ultimately resulted in both of you tripping. as the ball flew into the net, jackie fell on top of you.
"i win, pussy. i win," she whispered aggressively over your breathless form before standing up and heading towards the locker room.
you remained there for a few moments, catching your breath, thoroughly amused by jackie's transformed demeanor. yet, for some reason, you couldn't help but let a smirk spread across your face as you watched her walk away.
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loud cheers and screams echoed throughout the school's parking lot, celebrating the victory of your soccer team at nationals, held right at your own university. jackie repeatedly honked the car horn as you stood up, feeling the wind rushing past in the open-roofed vehicle. with exuberance, you exclaimed, "we won, motherfuckers!" while playfully extending your middle finger towards your cheering teammates, who waved back at both of you as you drove away.
summer had just started, and jackie had planned to return to the same university, while you had made the decision to transfer out of the country once the summer came to an end.
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you quickly leaped out of your first-floor window and cautiously made your way through the yard, trying not to disturb your sleeping parents who were likely stirred by the loud barking of the neighbor's dog, which had caught sight of your departure.
jackie insisted you go celebrate… just the two of you.
as you hopped into her car in your customary fashion, you began speaking. "alright, i know a place that will serve us. van told me about it," you informed her, settling into the seat as she started the car. "just go up 27," you instructed, and she began driving.
as jackie sped down the freeway, the sound of lenny kravitz's "it ain't over til it's over" filled the car. suddenly, raindrops started falling against your skin, rapidly intensifying into a heavy downpour.
"woo!" you exclaimed with a beaming smile, raising your hands in the air. both of you burst into laughter, stealing cute glances at each other, unable to contain the joy on your faces. completely drenched, you embraced the rain, knowing you still had a few minutes to go before reaching your destination.
large red neon letters spelling "beer pool dancing" came into view, signaling your arrival at the desired spot. jackie swiftly parked the car, and you both quickly scrambled out, running as fast as you could to seek shelter inside the bar.
"fuckin' shit," you mumbled under your breath as you entered the bar, turning back to look at jackie, who was shaking off the wetness from her hands. you hugged yourself, trying to ward off the cold that had settled in.
jackie glanced around the bar with a puzzled expression, busying herself with the napkins you handed her as she attempted to dry off as much as possible.
"oh, how you doin', man?" you greeted the bartender warmly as he noticed your entrance.
"hey, how are you girls?" he responded with a welcoming smile.
"could we get, uh," you pondered for a moment, "two tequila shots, please?" you requested.
"let's do it," the bartender replied before turning around to retrieve the bottle.
it didn't take long for jackie to realize where the two of you were. as you dried off the ends of your hair with a small towel provided by the bartender, jackie's gaze fixated on a lesbian couple sitting in the corner, their flirtatious exchange evident. she wore a puzzled expression, not yet accustomed to the atmosphere.
"straight down for you girls," the bartender said, handing you the shots. you and jackie thanked him before swiftly downing the tequila.
"can we get two more?" you requested.
"absolutely," the bartender replied.
"actually… can we get four?" you added, and the bartender simply nodded. "thank you," you said.
jackie continued to scan the surroundings with a serious expression, but as the next round of shots arrived, the alcohol began to take effect on the both of you.
you tipsily walked towards the jukebox and inserted a coin, selecting a song that you knew jackie adored. with a sly grin, you pushed the start button, and as "never tear us apart" by INXS began to play, you turned to look at her.
the two of you made your way to the dance floor, exchanging silly smiles as you started jumping around, matching the energy of the first few seconds of the song.
♫ don't ask me, what you know is true,
both you and jackie sang along to the lyrics, pointing at each other when the 'you' part came up. as the song played, you slowly walked in circles, never breaking eye contact.
♫ don't have to tell you, i love your precious heart, i... i was standing, you were there, two words collided,
you continued singing, exaggerating your movements to match the song's lyrics perfectly. all eyes in the bar turned towards you and jackie, captivated by your performance.
♫ and they could never, tear us apart.
drawing closer to each other, your breaths mingling, you abruptly moved apart as the guitar riff of the song began to play. both of you playfully mimicked playing the guitar, exchanging smiles and losing yourselves in the moment, oblivious to everyone else around you.
♫ we could live, for a thousand years, but if i hurt you, i'd make wine from your tears,
the two of you held hands and started dancing together, bodies pressed against each other. you twirled each other around, pulling each other back in. the chemistry between you was undeniable as you moved in sync to the rhythm of the song.
♫ i told you, that we could fly, 'cause we all have wings,
as you continued spinning around, laughter filled the air. but suddenly, the laughter faded into a profound silence as you and jackie held each other even closer, bringing your dance to a halt as you embraced tightly into a hug, slowly swaying in circles. the intensity of your breaths grew as soft smiles graced your faces. jackie held you by the shoulders while you draped your arms around her waist.
♫ but some of us don't know why,
slowly, you separated, maintaining your embrace as you locked eyes without letting go. the soft smiles turned into puzzled expressions as you peered at each other through hooded eyes, resting your foreheads together, feeling each other's tequila-scented breaths intermingling.
♫ i (don't ask me), i was standing (you know it's true)
reluctantly and with hesitation, you subtly rubbed your nose against jackie's, yearning to get even closer but afraid of her reaction. however, jackie seemed unfazed, unbothered by your proximity. with newfound confidence, you both slightly turned your heads to the right, drawing closer to each other's lips, and in that instant, your lips met in a gentle kiss. the surprise of the moment caused you to separate momentarily, staring at each other in equal astonishment.
♫ you were there (worlds collided), two worlds collided (we're shining through)
that was until jackie took hold of your face, pulling you towards her in a single, decisive motion, pressing your lips together in a bruising and passionate kiss. your hands cradled her face as you fervently kissed her back, breaking the kiss after a few moments to look at each other once more. proud smiles adorned your faces, as if you had achieved the greatest of triumphs.
♫ and they could never tear us apart.
as you gazed into jackie's eyes, you noticed her eyebrows furrow and tears welling up. she was looking at you with such love, that you couldn't help but get emotional as well, a tear cascading down your cheek. both of your gazes spoke volumes, conveying emotions that words could never capture. in that moment, you pulled each other into another passionate kiss, one that lasted for hours until exhaustion eventually caught up with both of you.
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your slumber was abruptly interrupted by the ringing of your telephone, causing you to groggily reach for it.
"hey," you answered, a sheepish smile lingering on your face as you heard jackie's voice, memories of the previous night flooding your mind. "what's wrong?" you asked, your expression turning to one of concern, "what? are you sure?" your heart sank as you absorbed the news. "are you sure the test is accurate? take another one," you urged anxiously, "three? you took three?" you questioned, feeling perplexed. "what are we gonna do? are you keeping it?" you questioned, your voice trembling. "okay, i'll be there in a minute," you reassured her. "i… i love you too," you said softly before ending the call, tears streaming down your face.
that was the last time you ever saw jackie taylor.
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would-you-watch-this · 4 months ago
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It’s Valentines Day in Los Angeles, and depending on your circumstances, it’s either a day of delight or dread. Florist Walden Schmidt Two and a Half Men starts the day by proposing to his girlfriend Sue Storm Fantastic Four, and everyone is amazed that she said yes. His best friend, Jenna 13 Going On 30, a teacher, wants to surprise her boyfriend Dr. Derek Shepard Grey’s Anatomy, who says he has to work. Meanwhile, Captain Elizabeth Gilbert Eat Pray Love is flying home on a short break from Iraq to see her special someone; her seat mate Eddie Morris Limitless tries to puzzle her out. And Mia Thermopolis The Princess Diaries is falling in love with a colleague at her day job, Pete Monash Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, who knows nothing about her other gig as a phone sex purveyor, while professional athlete Cal Jacobs Euphoria wonders what’s next now that his contract is up. For them — and for many others — it’s make or break.
Original Movie Title: Valentines Day
Original Movie Year: 2010
Cast changes:
Ashton Kutcher’s Reed Bennett for Walden Schmidt (Two and a Half Men 2011-15)
Jessica Alba’s Morley Clarkson for Sue Storm (Fantastic Four 2005)
Jennifer Garner’s Julia Fitzpatrick for Jenna Rink (13 going on 30 2004)
Patrick Dempsey’s Dr Harrison Copeland for Dr Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy 2005-)
Julia Roberts’s Captain Kate Hazeltine for Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat Pray Love 2010)
Bradley Cooper’s Holden for Eddie Morris (Limitless 2011)
Anne Hathaway’s Liz Curran for Mia Thermopolis (The Princess Diaries 2001)
Topher Grace’s Jason for Pete Monash (Win a Date with Tad Hamilton 2004)
Eric Dane’s Sean Jackson for Cal Jacobs (Euphoria 2019-)
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bigassbowlingballhead · 5 months ago
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Regarding TZP in Minx, I think one of the Euphoria actors said that HBO doesn't allow soft dicks or something like that on screen, so most dicks you see are prosthetics.
i don't think that's fully true. it's hard dicks that aren't allowed on screen because they're "obscene" or whatever bullshit they want to float. a few different euphoria actors (including the young cal and derek and the toilet guy) all confirmed they didn't use prosthetics for their nude scenes.
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nysocboy · 1 year ago
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Euphoria: Two high school boys in love, gay/bi affairs, toxic masculinity, and Brock O'Hurn
I went in Euphoria Episode 2.3 cold, with no prior research.  All I knew was that Brock O'Hurn had a nude frontal (fully aroused, not a prosthetic).  And I had a vague impression that the show was about paranormal events in a quirky small town.
Scene 1: A woman named Rue narrates.  "When Cal was a senior in high school...."  Holy cow, the screen fills with his butt as he puts on his underwear!   
Cal (Elias Kacavas) calls his friend Derek (Henry Eikenberry), insults him by implying that he's a woman ("put your bra and panties on"), and then drives over to pick him up.
Holy cow, cock shots of both of them,then a close-up of Derek's butt and cock in the locker room!   When they get girlfriends, they have a skinny-dipping party, with even more cock!
After graduation, they're going to separate colleges, so they have to part.  On their last night together, they go to a redneck honky-tonk gay bar, where they slow-dance and kiss a lot.  Then next morning, Cal gets a call from his girlfriend: she's pregnant! So the preacher in my old church was right: homa-sekshuls cause teen pregnancy.
Darn, yet another plotline about gayness as something for adolescents, to be abandoned for heterosexual destiny!  Well, at least we saw a lot of cocks, and Brock O'Hurn's aroused frontal is coming up.
After the 1990s flashback, we cut to modern day high school students, and I get completely lost.  This is not the sort of show where you can start in media res. As far as I can tell, there are plotlines about addiction and recovery, some sort of criminal activity, and four central relationship groups (some of the background comes from the Euphoria wiki)
1, Cal (Eric Dane, right) is now middle-aged, married, with two sons. Eldest son Nate (Jacob Elordi, left), a football player who oozes toxic masculinity, is dating/abusing evil antagonist Cassie (both straight).  
2. Rue, the narrator, is involved with Jules, a trans woman, who is involved with Ellie (Dominic Fike), who is straight (well, not into labels) and interested in Rue. 
3. Rue's friend Kat is involved with Ethan (Austin Abrams, left), but suffers from delusions and keeps breaking up with or gaslighting him.
4. Cal (remember him?) runs afoul of Rue's drug dealer, Fezco (Angus Cloud), who is angry about the Nate situation.   Cal also had sex with Jules, but begged her not to tell anyone, for fear that it would hurt his reputation (because she is a minor, or because she is trans?).  And. in the next episode, he returns to the redneck honky-tonk gay bar and dances with a man, who he pretends is his long-lost boyfriend Derek. 
Where the heck is Brock? I read the IMDB wrong. He appears as Super Hot Warrior Man in Episode 2.2, and shows his aroused dick to the delusional Kat. 
Quirky small towns:  That's Eureka, not Euphoria
My grade:  I didn't care much for the old-fashioned, stereotypic view of sexual identity, but these are teenagers, trying to figure things out in a world of abusive or clueless adults, so I'll give them a pass. B
The numerous frontal and rear nude photos are on the NSFW version of this review.
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kybrkkr · 2 years ago
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Hi 23 year old female rper looking for euphoria rpers. I'm really interested in doing Cal and Derek from Euphoria in an au verse. I can double and can play any ship or any character for you. I like using real fc not animated. I love gushing ooc, being friends with each other, making edits and playlists and all that good stuff. I like to include mature themes so please be 18+. If interested please interact
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findyourrp · 2 years ago
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Hi 23 year old female rper looking for euphoria rpers. I'm really interested in doing Cal and Derek from Euphoria in an au verse. I can double and can play any ship or any character for you. I like using real fc not animated. I love gushing ooc, being friends with each other, making edits and playlists and all that good stuff. I like to include mature themes so please be 18+. If interested please interact ❤️
like & asker will find you!
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findroleplay · 2 years ago
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Hi 23 year old female rper looking for euphoria rpers. I'm really interested in doing Cal and Derek from Euphoria in an au verse. I can double and can play any ship or any character for you. I like using real fc not animated. I love gushing ooc, being friends with each other, making edits and playlists and all that good stuff. I like to include mature themes so please be 18+. If interested please interact ❤️
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myrandom-fandomlife · 7 months ago
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wait this made me think of the cal and derek storyline in euphoria
I am thinking about a Buck and Eddie that knew each other in high school, before Shannon got pregnant. Thinking about Eddie being so nervous for his first date with Shannon because he’s never been on a real date or kissed a girl so Buck is like “listen dude it’s not a big deal, I can literally teach you” and he does it with the most genuine intentions of helping and Eddie’s like “I feel like that’s a little weird” and bucks all “it’s only weird if you make it weird but okay it was just an idea” and Eddie’s like fuck it and Buck did NOT expect this practice session to be his bisexual awakening but it is and then like three weeks later Shannon is pregnant and anyway I am a fan of the drama of it all
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deansfleshlight · 3 years ago
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he’s so gorgeous
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dailyeuphoria · 3 years ago
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EUPHORIA | 2.03 “Ruminations: Big And Little Bullys”
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providence-park · 3 years ago
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“I thought I lost you”
Euphoria | 2x04
You Who Cannot See, Think of Those Who Can
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ashjafari · 3 years ago
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When Cal was a senior in High School, he spent every day with his best friend Derek. The best part about his relationship with Derek was that they could talk for hours about sports, girls, life, whatever. It didn’t matter. Or they could just sit in silence. They were that close. That comfortable.
EUPHORIA | 2.03 “Ruminations: Big and Little Bullies”
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