#calorie drive

[dionysianchub]

Licking the plate clean like a good pig 🐷

[alexandy99]

Hey I’ve never actually done a calorie drive before😁

Please encourage me to eat a ridiculous amount of food and feel like a stuffed sexy goddess

Likes: 25 calories

Comments: 50 calories

Reblogs: 100 calories

Belly pics sent to me: 250 calories

I’ll count up on 4/3 and eat all of it on 4/4

Donations accepted to fund all the food I’m going to buy: $alexandriadi

😁🥰🤤

[ophibabi]

Well life has been more chaotic than I intended.

But I want to start up the calorie drive 😊🥰 since it's my first one I might play around with it a bit.

I'm thinking

Comments= 25 cals

Likes = 50 cals

Reblogs =100cals

Fun asks = 150cals

And then maybe donations are matched +0 (meaning like $10= 100cals)

And it'll all be counted up on April 4th and happen on April 5th

[hungry-m0th]

oh wow, I blew past 500 followers while I was offline. better do the same with my weight goals.

it's time for another calorie drive! 🌭🌮🌯🍔🍟🥞

Rules:

Likes = 50 cals

Reblogs = 100 cals

Comments = 25 cals

Asks = 100 cals

Donations = Matched (DM me!)

Calories will be tallied at 4:20PM CST on Friday, November 11th.

Help me get bigger. 😘

[kagesstuff]

Inspired by @hungry-m0th calorie drive and the devilish 😈 whisperings of @fattenup23 I have decided to do my own calorie drive to help pad out my waistline and add some desperately needed and wanted weight to myself. Oink 🐽 Oink

Likes = 100

Comments = 50

Reblogs = 200

Asks = 250

Let's see how much damage you can do to my waistline 😈

Though if the number goes to high I will be forced to split it into multiple days of gluttonous torture 🐷

Max of 20k calories a day

Do your worst 😉🤤

This is open until 10pm est on Sunday November 13th

[mitskijamie]

Where's that one post you had months ago talking abt how healthy s3 Jamie's body was. Sooo true, a character's body filling out/getting fatter as a sign of growth/happiness/self-actualization is so 👌🤌👏🫶

Ugh I can't find it, tumblr's search function is genuinely the worst 😔

But I do remember exactly what I said so I'll say it again here - I was talking about how having ~washboard abs~ like Jamie did in s1-2 is (contrary to popular belief) actually pretty unhealthy, because you have to be dehydrated and undereating for the muscles to pop out like this -

Even thin, muscular men who work out incessantly won't naturally look like this on a day-to-day basis if they're hydrated and actually eating enough, because muscles are supposed to be protected by a thin layer of fat. Men who are going to do shirtless scenes for TV/movies will often stop eating/drinking enough water in preparation so that they'll eliminate that protective layer.

Jason Momoa in Aquaman vs after Aquaman is a great example. He's still super fit and muscular, but when he's not actively doing a movie that requires his skin to be practically transparent, he doesn't have the washboard look.

Jamie looks healthier to me personally in the latter half of season 3, because he doesn't have that shrink-wrapped skin look -

and I like to think it's because Roy made him put aside some of the unhealthy habits he'd formed out of vanity or social pressure (or both imo) in favor of doing what will actually equip him for the strain he puts on his body every day as an athlete.

People always write Roy as having Jamie eat less during their training era (which is totally understandable, because he canonically wouldn't let Jamie eat his dessert at Ola's or get a kebab), but realistically I tend to think he was restricting what Jamie eats a lot more than how much he eats, because soccer players need an insane amount of calories and Jamie probably needed even more if he was doing extra workouts and bulking.

Losing weight is not necessarily a part of becoming a healthier person or better player, and if anything, Jamie might have benefitted from gaining a little weight!!!!

[uncanny-tranny]

It actually does bother me that eating is treated like spending money - that you have an allotted allowance in the form of calories that you are supposed to budget.

"How are you spending your calories?" I'm spending them on experiences. I'm spending them on time with my community, my people, those who matter to me. I'm spending them on satiating a human need. I'm spending them on the feeling of being alive and not just living.

If there is one experience that I don't want to "pay" for, it's the basic human right of comfort, security, community, and care.

[jellybracelet]

Your average calorie restriction plans that even doctors will give are so much more conducive to disordered eating and obsessive behaviors than any amount of influence from the fashion industry or whomever they're trying to blame

[darlingfreddie]

When my entire family will NOT shut up about weight and dieting and foods that are “bad for you” knowing damn well I’m recovering from an eating disorder

[dionysianchub]

We did it! I am beyond stuffed and feeling fatter than ever 😵‍💫

5 Cinnamon Rolls

2 Personal Pizzas

1 Box Mac & Cheese Balls

3 Apple Cider Donuts

1 Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger

1 Chocolate Shake

1 Very Vanilla VHC Boost

Altogether makes for one very heavy, very happy pig. 🐷 Thank you again to all that participated in this calorie drive, and I hope you'll stay tuned for the next one!

[fieriframes]

[So no wonder Ping-Pong pairs so well with this pizza. Got to work off all those calories after eating all those pies...]

[humming-fly]

Oh yeah, one of those older doodles reminded me of something. Do you think Greed ever gets used to Ling's appetite? Does that start to rub off on him? And does whatever weird deficiency Ling has (probably going with hypoglycemia tbh) affect Greed too? I imagine he's way more annoying about it though. Even Ed is like, "At least Ling has the decency to pass out. All you do is whine." Lol

Semi-related but I have this really strong headcanon that of the two of them, Greed is the one with a sweet tooth~ 🧁 -Ace

Oh that's a fun headcanon - between the two of them greed having a sweet tooth is only a standout because ling has So Many Teeth that his food preference tends to file down to "edible" whereas greed is less of a raccoon and actually has Preferences

As to the first point I feel like if anything being with ling definitely gives greed an appreciation for food purely because ling loves it so much and greed likes having things that he thinks other people find valuable~ also I've def thought about the weird blood sugar problem ling has and while I personally don't Think it's anything greed would ever have to deal with canonically it is very funny to picture hahaha

[hungry-m0th]

~3,100/15,000

been eating at a slower pace than I'd like, but you can't argue with the results.

[kagesstuff]

250 cal please 🥺

Why certainly 🐷

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

[fairyrose265]

I drank tonight (so many calories why)