#can’t decide if I’d have s1 Klaus there too

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

in other news I’ve been spending my commutes day dreaming up a fic where we just drop s3 Klaus in the middle of s1 and let him run riot please add your own suggestions to this scenario below <3

[bisexualoftheblade-old]

how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?

okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.

i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself

Shadowhunters:

domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward

Supernatural

- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe

- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT

Bright Sessions

- caleb/adam grisha AU

- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM

- caleb/adam college fluff

Umbrella Acaademy

- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering

- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP

- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb

Percy Jackson

- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai

- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain

- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children

- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3

Penumbra Podcast 

- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren

- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au

- sad juno smut

- final resting place fic go brrrr

Marvel

- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man

- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter

- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing

- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.

- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!

- spideytorch relationship character study

- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)

Six of Crows

- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik

- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time

- request 45/? inej moodboard?

- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?

- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard

- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)

- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat

- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop

- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)

- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang​

- wesper fake dating

- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy

TMA

- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?

- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?

- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it

- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy

- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb

- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23

- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.

- spiral!sasha AU

- extinction martin go brrrrr

- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought

- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control

- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live

- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope

- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence

- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations

- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)

DC Comics

- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,

- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang​

- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus

- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?

- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown

- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?

- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch

- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?

- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once

- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?

- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!

- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??

- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai

- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian

- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)

- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?

- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty

- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM

- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers

- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty

- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!

- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun

- i request damian angst! all of it

- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?

- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu

- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?

Found Family Bingo Prompts

- no powers au

- tunnel

- first day

- join the club

- hurt/comfort

- experiment

- playing favorites

- hold on

- possession

- 10 o’clock

- singing

- road

- snitch

- curfew

- timer

- fantasy au

- zombie au

- dreams

- campfire

- are you okay

- movie night

- games

- scared

Miscellaneous

- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward

- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?

- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me

- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something

- request 23/? roast me

- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️

- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good

- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me

- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈

- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!

- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??

- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose

- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!

- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral

- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.

- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now

- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious

- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls

- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too

- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.

- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious

- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me

- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you

- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.

- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread

- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.

- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?

- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out

- a feral bbb quote or two?

- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage

- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please

- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?

- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what

- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.

- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?

- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?

[unlikely-alliance]

so it took me nearly a year but I finally finished my tvd rewatch! when it originally aired I only watched until about season 3 and then I caught episodes here and there, so this felt like a first watch for the most part. it took me months to watch the first 4 seasons and then I watched the last 4 in the past month or so. s6 was definitely my favorite, and I’m definitely glad I finally watched it all the way through because it was a fun time even though right now I feel like my soul has been crushed. I already have 2 steroline videos started & I can’t wait to work on them!!

I decided to take notes during my watch because my memory sucks especially when I’m binge watching something so I thought I’d post them here for the laughs. please note these are my personal opinions and I mean no offense to anyone (I’m not the biggest klaus fan for example) and also it’s mostly just me gushing over steroline so... fair warning! 😂

s1 - s5:https://unlikely-alliance.tumblr.com/post/633630144612958208/so-it-took-me-nearly-a-year-but-i-finally-finished s6 - s8 below the cut

s6

stefan stop ignoring caroline’s calls you DUMB FUCK oh it was elena nvm ignore away asdjsk

oh fuck caroline is leaving him a voicemail.... call her back, fucker!!!!!!

HE DESTROYED HIS PHONE WHEN HE SAW SHE LEFT A VOICEMAIL FUCK YOU STEFAN YOU CAN ROT

domestic damon and bonnie.... ok ok ok

now that I know matt davis kinda sucks irl I am really pissed that alaric is here

bamon giving me the romcom content I deserve! I will be seeking out fics to expand on this storyline

this fucker made caroline SOB stefan I am so fucking mad at you you dumb fuck

oh so this john cena looking community protector motherfucker is a psychopath, awesome

elena: do you have feelings for stefan? caroline: yeah I think maybe I did BISH!!!!!!!!!

damon getting snarky with kai after he hit on bonnie 😏

damon to kai: don’t ever lay a hand on her me: shocked_rihanna.gif

am I supposed to believe that stefan really liked ivy??? where is the chemistry??

so when are alaric and enzo gonna bond over damon being their one and only best friend

bonnie getting damon home safe even if she can’t go with him 😭😭😭😭😭

this stamon reunion scene giving me all my rights

damon looking at bonnie’s picture and calling her voicemail to hear her voice NOOOOOOO FML “I might miss you a little bit” fuck my fucking life!!!!

lowkey loving tyler and liv this is the first time in a while he hasn’t been unlikable af

enzo: she’s got a thing for you, mate OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

^and stefan’s look on his face is all like he never realized she would actually feel that way about him and he can’t believe he actually may have a chance ugh!!!!!!

that steroline ‘why did you have a thing for me I’m sorry I didn’t see it I hate you’ scene UGH the angst is so good but also so annoying and it’s all stefan’s fault!!

the soundtrack this season is popping — two weeks and another love in the same episode???

jo and kai are siblings??????

OH MY GOD AND LIV AND HER BROTHER ARE THEIR SIBLINGS TOO??????

kai and jo are TWINS??????

liz forbes calling stefan to help her and caroline decorate for christmas.... dare I say, oh captain my captain!!!

kai genuinely freaks me the fuck out

I feel like every episode enzo’s motivation just changes to whatever is convenient for the plot 😂

stefan grabbing caroline’s hand and caroline’s breath catches and they’re saying so much without saying any words at all 😭😭😭😭😭 they invented love! they really did! AND THE LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW FROM THE PORCH PARALLEL TO SEASON 2 I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!

god this liz storyline is making me so emotional

caroline grabbing stefan’s hand 🥺

kai: by the way, how much does that suck? ...about patrick swayze? I think this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show, wow

bonnie watching clips of her and damon goofing around while ghost damon watches 🥺🥺🥺

steroline hugs 🥰

kat this season really said let me show all y’all how acting is done!

stefan in 6x14: ACTS OF SERVICE IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE, CAROLINE

the way that steroline’s first kiss is the most iconic moment of this entire show, I’ll say it!

can caroline and liz catch a goddam BREAK!!!! FUCK!

liz’s death scene turned me into a blubbering sobbing fucking mess

we’re not gonna talk about how flashback stefan looks 10 and flashback damon looks 30+? okay

now stefan has cold feet and damon’s talking him out of being with caroline???? gtfo

stefan.... buddy.... my guy....... we were doing SO well..... do not make me and caroline hate you again

alaric buddy... you’re proposing already? okay

stefan to damon: I think you were wrong about caroline, I feel something, I think this could turn into something even better than true love BISH!!!! I NEVER DISSED

CAROLINE SNAPPED ELENA’S NECK NOOOOOOO GOD THE WAY I GASPED

BAMON REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAMON STRADDLE HUG!!!!!! IM FINE

enzo in 6x16: rufio from hook is my hairstyle icon

bonnie confiding in damon 🥺🥺🥺

stefan stroking caroline’s cheek and saying “please come back” in a pleading whisper... I would very much like a refund ✌🏻😭

the bamon/kai angst is HEAVY

okay... void steroline..... not sure how I feel here

caroline in 6x16: MY LOVE LANGUAGE WAS WORDS OF AFFIRMATION, STEFAN

void steroline is fun but like... please tell me it only lasts for a couple episodes because I can’t deal with lasting ramifications 😂😂

why do I have the suspicion that stefan didn’t really flip the switch and he’s faking it 🤔

alaric and enzo finally bonding a little ayyy

okay um I hate that that scene with void steroline feeding on that girl and then making out was so hot and I loved it asdfjdkafl

stefan to caroline: I’ll gladly kill (tyler) for you but I know how much of a jerk he was during your relationship so if you want to do it..... THE WAY I YELLED 😂😂

oh thank god stefan is back I can’t do this much longer

“forgot to hit your turn signal for that segway” damon lmao

oh so now stefan is pretending the switch is flipped, I kinda called it

caroline’s back and I’m crying now y’all have 3 episodes max to sort this out I have had enough angst and I require fluff

stefan smiling at caroline’s voicemail greeting 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 “you should be here. come home.” BYE

not damon’s “I’d give it all up for one life with you” line to elena making me full on sob

does jo have any other friends??? why is her whole bridal party just elena and bonnie?

caroline ignoring stefan’s calls... we’ve really come full circle huh

the steroline hand holds 🥺🥺🥺 ughhhhhhh

kai you motherfucker I thought you changed!!!!!

red wedding who!??? this is mayhem

tyler is gonna kill liv honey the TRAUMA!!!!

they really killed jo??? I’m about to take back every good thing I ever said about this show

kai is a fucker and I hate him for everything he’s done but also.... I just have to say...... klaus wishes he was this good of a villain asdfjska

stefan really said ✨delena and steroline endgame ✨ huh

if this episode doesn’t end with steroline together I’m going to be upset

damon’s gonna let bonnie die?????? well that was a nice friendship

oh nvm thank god

STEFAN MADE A LIST OF ALL THE WAYS LOVING CAROLINE HAS CHANGED HIS LIFE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO LEAVE

THE STEROLINE I’LL WAIT PARALLEL FFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!

delena dance scene.... the choreography is a little extra....... but okay

this season has not been for the faint of heart... phew!

I’m gonna miss elena 😭😭 I hope damon doesn’t spiral

s7

stefan friendzoned himself... I have to laugh

caroline: is there any version of this plan where you’re not worried about me? stefan: probably not 🥺

damon said bonnie is his best friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

steroline kiss let’s go let’s gooooooooooo!!!!

okay... 7x01 was a little rocky without elena but they’ve got the spirit I think

from what I’ve been spoiled of I’m gonna guess that alaric is caroline’s flash forward fiancée and I’m already upset about it

enzo in 7x02: anyway here’s wonderwall

this stefan/valerie flashback is making me think... stefan falls very hard very fast (valerie, katherine, elena) but not with caroline & that’s why she’s his soulmate babeeeey!

I’m trying very hard to care about the heretics. they do have their moments

caroline referring to stefan as something she got that she’s wanted for a really long time 💯

I know bonnie and enzo were going to happen at some point but I was still caught off guard with that flash forward in 7x05!

steroline waking up in each other’s arms! stefan referring to caroline as “my girlfriend”! caroline referring to stefan as “my boyfriend”! we stay winning!

stefan.... don’t be lying to caroline..... let’s not start that now

bonnie/enzo fake dating at lily’s party 🥰

stefan/damon bickering in 7x06 is top tier

THE TWINS ARE INSIDE OF CAROLINE?!!!? IM SORRY, WHAT!!!!!!!!

damon calling lily out for using outdated racial slurs... ok king

julian/enzo fencing duel is pretty cool

valerie protecting caroline 🥰

history repeating itself with lily... this is so sad

lily teaming up with stefan & damon let’s goooooooo!!!

oh nvm flash forward lily is the one who went after caroline wtf!

the way stefan lights up the second he sees caroline 🥺

mary louise how dare you we were all rooting for you!

caroline: I understand if you want to run for the hills stefan: I’m not going anywhere, because I love you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

damon to dying lily: you made your bed. have a nice nap. 😯

oh shit it’s not flash forward lily!

not stefan kissing valerie in the flash forward 🖕🏻am I mad? yes. am I furious? ...no

so they made tyler kill liv and then decided his story was not worth telling any more??? where is he?!

they just killed stefan right in front of caroline... AGAIN!

bish I’m gonna need to take a break if the next ep is gonna be stefan and damon enduring their personal hells

damon to lily: give me a chance to let you love me 😭😭😭

um... damon, sweetie...... I think it was real that time

ayyyy tyler!!!

let nora and bonnie be girlfriends

stefan: the only constant I had was caroline 🥺

stefan: I will never be happy until damon is out of my life for good 😧

flash forward matt pointing a gun at caroline..... does he want to catch my hands?

steroline casually saying I love you 🥰

I think steroline is one of the only couples I’ve stayed invested in once they are together, their power

where’s enzo been???

THERE HE IS & HE’S SAVING BONNIE!!!!!!!

future matt what the fuck are you doing buddy and who the hell is this woman!!!!???

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A STEROLINE “I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU” PARALLEL AHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

STEFAN YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!! WAS THERE NO OTHER WAY TO STOP HER????? YOU JUST HAD TO GET YOUR IDIOT ASS MARKED???????

alaric named one baby elizabeth after caroline’s mom 😭😭😭😭😭😭

did enzo really just knock bonnie out? oh I’ll kill him

I’m gonna need alaric and caroline to stop Looking at each other

not klaus trying to gatekeep caroline from stefan.... laughable

stefan asking caroline to join him on the road MY HEART IS BREAKING AND HE ACTUALLY JUST SAID “I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU, CARE” I AM GONNA FUCKING COMBUST!!!!!!!!!

fuck that scene was heartbreaking why do we have to go through this

and now damon’s gonna desiccate himself... poor stefan

AND NOW MATT IS KICKING HIM OUT OF MYSTIC FALLS?!!!! FUCKING HELL

stefan seeing caroline with alaric and the babies 😭😭😭

and now we’re gonna tack on an emotional af bamon scene???? 7x15 was made to destroy me

the time jumping in 7x16 is giving me a headache

much like last season if they don’t end this season with steroline’s issues resolved I’m going to have a crisis

I can’t believe this whole show is going to end with stefan dying how the fuck am I going to handle that

lol stefan is in a new body wtf is going on now

the vampire in stefan’s body chucking up deuces and jumping out damon’s car window is peak comedy

the stefan/damon brother angst in 7x17 🥺

fuck so we have a sadistic 19th century serial killer turned vampire?! fuck

flashback stefan trying to write caroline a letter fml

fuck he wrote her several letters and she returned them but he kept sending them that’s some strong noah from the notebook energy right there

paul clearly loves playing the unhinged characters 😂

is valerie sacrificing herself for stefan??

no but they def are about to break up 🎊

I am thrilled but that break up scene did make me shed a tear

I CANNOT DO A BAMON REUNION SCENE RIGHT NOW

elena, caroline, and bonnie’s initials on the dorm room door 😭😭😭 god they deserved better

enzo is so soft around bonnie 🥺

enzo teasing bonnie about her guitar skills..... I would like to see him teaching her to play

bonnie/enzo new year’s eve dinner and dance scene = instantly iconic

I AM GETTING THE GUITAR LESSON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this present day bamon angst... oof

I AM SORRY RIC HAS BEEN LYING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?????????? CAROLINE IS NOT HIS FIANCÉ???????? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enzo laying his head in bonnie’s lap and playing guitar for her 🥺🥺🥺 they are really giving me all my rights this episode

ok but she kissed his cheek so are they together or not? why am I confused? so they are engaged but caroline doesn’t love him?

oh cool... a matt flashback episode..... 😑

stefan went to liz’s grave to be there for caroline in case she showed up 😩

matt accidentally shot his own fiancé???? who decided this was a good storyline??

why is this opening the vault scene the scariest thing I’ve ever seen on this show

the way caroline and alaric have absolutely no chemistry 💀

THIS BITCH IS GONNA MAKE BONNIE HATE VAMPIRES??!!!??? I AM PISSED

bonnie— oh thank god that was a fucking dream that was terrible

they really stopped trying to fight matt being the worst character on the show huh

steroline on the run together finally 😌

I don’t think I like this bonnie storyline now this is not a fun time

stefan to caroline: I feel... a thaw 😂😂

a stefan/damon hug 😭🙌🏻

followed by a steroline hug! 😭😭😭

they’re really making bonnie kill enzo???? fucking christ

THERE WAS A THAW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

OH FUCK THAT WAS ELENA’S VOICE IN THE VAULT WHAT THE FUCK

enzo did you really just close that fucking door

UM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HAND THIS IS TERRIFYING

s8

I don’t want to go into this last season man, I know stefan’s gonna die in the last episode and I don’t know if I can take it

this damon and enzo shit is already daaark

STEROLINE FOREHEAD TOUCH AND FOREHEAD KISS AHHHHH I AM SOFT 🥺🥺🥺

...what the fuck are they feeding what kind of stranger things mind flayer thing is this

damon reading 50 shades of grey 😂

oooh shit this bitch broke into ric’s house! this season is upping the horror factor for sure

I appreciate the parallels to the pilot

THIS THING CUT HER TONGUE OUT WHAT THE FUCK

ric pushing caroline to move in with stefan... I will allow him to be a little valid as a treat

delena flashback 😭 ouch

a.... siren? HUH

steroline driving together holding hands just a few episodes after they had that tense drive together 😭 I love it

I love georgie so far

bonnie!!!! stop being mad at enzo!!!!!

“you never lost me, bonnie bennet” THE WAY I INSTANTLY STARTED SOBBING

THIS BITCH HIJACKED DAMON’S MEMORIES NOOOO

I accidentally read that bonnie and enzo don’t get a happy ending and seeing all that’s happening now just makes me even more pissed off about that

I ALREADY WAS THROWN FOR AN EMOTIONAL LOOP WHEN STEFAN SHOWED CAROLINE THE ROOM HE WAS BUILDING FOR THE GIRLS AND “YOU ARE MY FAMILY NOW” AND THEN THAT FUCKER DECIDED HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE LIKE THAT AND AHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE THE TIMING IS A LITTLE SUCKY BUT STILL BUT STILL OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IS REAL

the parallel of bonnie and caroline gushing over her engagement ring to season 2 bonnie begrudgingly making caroline her daylight ring 😭

man can y’all just give bonnie a break!

“applesauce penguin, bother” WHO DECIDED TO WRITE THIS 😂😂

I can’t remember if I wrote this down already but... if elena shows up in the series finale (and I know she does) does that mean bonnie dies? because if she does, I am going to enter such a depressive state

tyler in 8x03 is looking 💯🔥

“to be a siren’s little bitch” TYLER 😯😂

ok but tyler’s not really dead right? say sike

is georgie gonna be the second siren??? seems a little obvious now. maybe ric’s nanny??

oh yeah it’s definitely the nanny

DID MATT JUST SAY ‘DAD’ 😧😧

oh snap it is georgie??

IT IS THE NANNY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME!

ok bitch no need to call stefan out in such a way for turning damon because he didn’t want to be alone🖕🏻

these fuckers really killed tyler off like THAT?!

that bonnie/enzo setting the cabin on fire scene had me Stressed

that carnival scene 😭😭😭

caroline really took her ring off??? don’t fucking do this to me 😡

ric yelling at caroline 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I get that we have to have drama in order to have a show but like... did we have to have stefan offer his soul to the devil?? I’m so tired

bro I’m straight up not having a good time right now

I am not prepared for miss mystic falls flashbacks

if ripper stefan lasts beyond 3 episodes max I’m gonna be livid

CAROLINE STOP TAKING YOUR RING OFF!!!!!!

stefan to caroline: I made a mistake. I’m here to convince you to marry me *pause* NAH — I hate that I laughed at this asdfjaka

“sweet gargoyle, bro” 😂😂

damon to stefan: you’re my brother and I love you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

damon’s thoughts on hashtags: I just think they’re neat

damon’s letter to bonnie.... I am unstable

please don’t tell me enzo’s gonna die like that

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

oh hey kai

human stefan is very unlucky so far

this steroline angst isn’t even fun ugh

kai karaoke singing knocking on heaven’s door may be peak comedy

ok kai calling stefan “stefon” and “steven” may also be peak comedy

stefan’s proposal to caroline 2.0 just healed every wound in my soul & caroline dropping to her knees to join him absolutely sent me 😭😭😭😭

KATHERINE LETS GOOOOOO

drunk lightweight stefan may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

enzo telling bonnie about where he wanted to marry her 😭😭😭

steroline’s vows!!!!!!!! THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!! I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO STRESS RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL ACCEPT THIS MOMENT OF HAPPINESS AND I WILL CLING TO IT

am I ready for this finale to destroy me? no. am I gonna recover? unlikely.

ELENA!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you bish!!!!!!!!

katherine impersonating elena — PETTY 😂😂

nina’s wigs look so bad asdfhska

please don’t tell me that caroline having to leave stefan was the last steroline scene ever

THIS FUCKER IS GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF FML FML FML WHY CAN’T WE HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS ANYMORE I AM SO SICK OF THIS BITTERSWEET BULLSHIT

caroline’s voicemail to stefan... I am simply gonna reject this episode in its entirety

FUCK YOU STEFAN

NOT THIS SONG NOT THIS SONG NOT NEVER SAY NEVER BY THE FRAY THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ME

I genuinely feel like I’m gonna throw up

“tell caroline I heard her, and I will love her forever too”

[antihero-writings]

Eloquence and Explosives

Fandom: Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

Fic Summary: The world was ending in a few days, and, standing before Dave's grave, high off his ass...Klaus wanted to be eloquent.

Character focus: Klaus

Notes: I actually wrote this last year, for Memorial day, after watching S1...but I was disappointed it didn't end up being longer, and wasn't sure I really captured him, so I didn't post it then. I still am not sure I captured him, to be honest XD But I've been looking through some of my unposted fics and trying to clean them up. I was surprised that this was better than I thought it was, so I decided to post it anyways!

I'd really appreciate it if you could leave a comment to let me know you liked it!! Comments really make my week, and motivate me to keep writing!!

Lemme know if you have any prompts for Klaus, Ben, and/or Five!! I'd love to write for any of them!! (You can put them in the comments, or preferably my ask box!!)

ALSO!! If you are interested in making cover art for this fic, please don't hesitate to let me know!!

Fic:

The world was ending in a few days.

And Klaus wanted to be eloquent.

And that was a sign the world was ending. If Klaus wanted to be eloquent. If he wanted to speak from the heart, to say what he meant, and mean what he said…something must be about to go kablooey.

He never cared much for the speeches of the master warriors and orators of old his dad once forced him to listen to. They were just a bunch of grody old men as far as he was concerned.

He’d never much cared for eloquence. In fact, he cared so little that usually he was the one who interrupted the most well-crafted and touching of moments with a lewd remark. Gotta cut the treacle every now and again.

Not today. Today, before the world ended, he wanted to be eloquent.

Buuut a heart pumped full of fake feelings, a chemical-struck brain, and a heavy dose of grief doesn’t make for a surefooted tongue.

He wanted to speak a fool’s soliloquy to the empty ground; to one name in a long list of somebodies that were nobody to him, about love and loss and living still. 

But instead, with empty words, and too-full sighs bubbling silently in his throat, he laughed. He laughed until the weight of the sound brought him crouched on the ground, head in his hands, his lungs filled with wry, dry chaos.

And he was choking on tragedy. 

There were other grievers and believers here. Veterans sitting in wheelchairs, like worn-out sweaters one only pulls out for Christmas, in front of too-shiny graves, praying their hands numb. Young people with buckets full of flowers and good intentions, the blood of dead men and women coursing through their veins, but no real substance, intention, or heaviness on their hearts. Never knowing about a good-leader’s definition of war and a poor-soldier’s definition of peace. Without a clue as to who those people behind the gravestones were. Here to pay their respects anyways.

He may have looked like one of those types—all young and restless—but Klaus wasn’t here to pay his respects; this wasn’t about respect and it wasn’t about paying. He didn’t stand here with a bouquet of happy thoughts, out of reverence for a man he never knew. He didn’t stand here because it was his duty to those who came before him to stand here today and revere a yesterday he had no memory of. This wasn’t something he had to do, because it was honorable and right.

There was no honor here. And nothing about it was right.

He stood here with empty hands, and a bundle of fragmented, bleeding thoughts, because standing here was the only thing he could do to keep the memories of yesterday from eating today alive, and him with it. He had never cared for things like duty, virtue (ha!), and eloquence.

But he did care about Dave. 

Because, young man, with his reckless spirit, old man, with his time-altered past, he knew what it was like; the dirt, and the sweat, and the blood, and the sound of gunfire, the howling of metal wolves coming closer, ready to eat him alive—(like his memories did now, and all too often he wished, with their silver teeth, and their claws, they would have taken him instead, for there were others who couldn’t talk to the dead, who deserved to live)—and the music that plays, when, in the lull between fronts, the soldiers go to bars dancing. 

There were old men here, who knew too; who knew what it feels like for a sound to haunt your thoughts until it puppets your actions, and you can’t breathe without being addicted to something other than reality. …But they’d had more time to learn to live with the explosives in the back of their brains. They’d learned to live with the ticking…but Klaus just kept waiting for them to detonate. And they may have been the only people he could talk to…but the fact that they would say with sneers and smoke that he didn’t deserve to stand on the same ground as them… just might push him over the edge.

And if he wasn’t high off his ass right now, the sheer number ghosts in this place would send his sanity crashing to the ground.

“I…”

But what did he? Was was he? What was there to say? Wishes, hopes, regrets? Record of a young man’s secrets? I’m sorry or I miss you or I wish it was me? …That’s all that was left. There was too much to say, and not a word left. Too many words bottled, wasting away, waiting to burst forth…and not nearly enough.

The world was ending in a few days.

“Klaus?” One particular ghost asked softly. “Klaus, we don’t have to stay…”

“And he didn’t have to go,” Klaus whispered.

The world was ending in a few days.

But for Klaus, the world had already ended.

[yumearashi]

Fic: Choices

by YumeArashi

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Teen+ Warnings: Spoilers for all of S1, possibly OOC

Summary: What happens when Vanya wakes up

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Whenever they emerged, the theater was still standing - much newer looking, and luckily empty.  After a moment to recover from the nausea and disorientation of time travel, Allison tugged on Luther’s arm.  “Put her down.”

“Allison, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

"Why, so you can choke her out again if you need to?" Allison said tartly.  "If she wakes up in your arms she's going to be terrified."

"And that will end badly for us and also for the world," Five added, "And then I'll need to try to do this again and it'll probably go even worse.  So unless you want to end up in diapers, put her the fuck down, give her plenty of space, sit in a corner and think about what you've done."

Luther scowled, but set Vanya down and backed well away.

Alison wrapped her unconscious sister in her arms and looked around at their brothers fiercely.  "Okay, here's what's going to happen.  No more attacking Vanya.  No more locking her up.  No more trying to force her to do things.  No more tricking her.  No more excluding her.  When she wakes up, the first thing she's going to hear is that we love her and we're sorry and we are never going to do anything like that ever again.  She's our sister and we are going to treat her like family, not a threat or a nonentity.  Understand?"

She glared until she received nods from all of them, some of them more willing than others.

"Did you mean that?" came the very quiet question.

Allison looked down to see Vanya blinking groggily up at her.  She hugged Vanya tightly, stroking her hair.  "Of course I did.  You're my sister and I love you and I'd never want to hurt you.  I meant it when I said I love you, every single time.  And I was an ass to keep pushing when you obviously weren't ready to hear what I was telling you, and I'm sorry.  I'm sorry for all the times we didn't include you and I'm so, so, so sorry I Rumored you into thinking you were normal." Tears ran down her face and trickled through Vanya's hair.

Vanya started to cry as well.  "I'm sorry too, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I didn't want to, I didn't mean to, when I thought I'd killed you, I…" she broke off, sobbing.

"It's okay, it's okay sis, I'm fine, see, I'm not even hurt, it's okay.  And this time we're going to help you, we're going to help you learn about your powers in a healthy way and you'll never have to worry about accidentally hurting someone again.  No one's going to try to make you normal ever again."

Klaus came over, carefully dabbing at Vanya's tears with a corner of his shirt.  "I know it's a rough time you're going through.  Scary new powers you can't control.  The people who should understand not listening and not helping when you try to reach out.  But we're not gonna do that anymore.  Dad fucked us up six ways from Sunday, but like you said, he's gone now, so now we can decide whether to be the assholes.  And we're not gonna, not anymore."

"Especially not a certain someone who owes you a extra apology for going with the asshole Dad playbook on how to treat you," Diego gave Luther a hard look.

"With his own added dash of extra asshole for telling you that you were forgiven and welcome and safe and offering comfort, then turning on you and betraying you," Five added, glaring.

Luther's expression was somewhere between sulky and embarrassed.  "I shouldn't have done that," he admitted.  "I shouldn't have let Dad's opinions be more important to me than your own well-being. I should have tried to help you."

Vanya considered him.  "I don't think I can accept that apology.  At least not right now.  But I appreciate it.  And if you really do change, maybe in time I can."

"Fair enough," Luther mumbled.

"A second chance like this is huge," Ben spoke up quietly.  "People don't get a chance to redo their lives every day.  It won't be easy to let go of the past, of the way he shaped us all.  But we can.  Things can be different this time.  We can choose another way, a better way."

"We can be a real family," Allison nodded.  "Siblings, not just teammates."

"Support and help each other," Five agreed.

"No more excluding and neglecting," Klaus added softly.

"No more ranks and superiority," Diego gave Luther a pointed look.

"No more competing and jealousy," Luther returned evenly.

"No more being turned into weapons," Ben spoke up.  "No more being experiments.  No more being pushed to develop powers beyond what we can handle.  We're people, not numbers or tools or pawns."

"And we're not valued by our powers alone.  No one is 'just' anything," Vanya said firmly.

"From now on we're in this together - all of us," Allison nodded decisively, giving Vanya a reassuring smile.  "We love each other, we listen to each other, we take care of each other.  We watch ourselves and each other for the bullshit behaviors that Dad developed in us, and when we see them, we stop them.  Does that sound like a family you want to be a part of?"

"This isn't a 'welcome to the team' speech," Five spoke up before Vanya could answer.  "We're not just accepting you now that we know you have powers.  You were always family, and we should have acted like that from the start."

Vanya looked around at the familiar young faces around her, nodding agreement solemnly.  She smiled - a small, tired, but genuine smile.  "Yeah.  Yeah, that's the family I want."

[thefutureunseen]

Three Fandom Tag Game

I was tagged by @dracoterrae9099! Yay! Thanks, girl <3 

Rules: Pick any three fandoms, answer the questions for each, then pass it on.

Hmmm, which three fandoms to choose... It’s so hard! 

Fandoms:

Game of Thrones

The 100

The Vampire Diaries (ah, throwback to the good ole days) 

The first character you loved:

Game of Thrones

- Ned Stark (I was going to say Jon Snow bc he’s my fav, but then I remembered that Sean Bean stole my heart from the first episode. It was like watching Boromir with better morals... which, of course, ripped my heart out doubly at the end of S1. Then in the books too. *soft sobs*)

The 100

- Bellamy Blake (Lol, he was such a d*ck in S1, but I knew from the first moment at the drop ship door with that ridiculously gelled hair that I was gonna love that boy. And I was right.)

TVD

- Stefan Salvatore (that sadboi had me from episode one and my poor teenage heart fell so hard) 

The character you never expected to love so much:

Game of Thrones 

- Sansa Stark (She was fairly annoying in the early seasons, but then survived SO MUCH trauma and became a badass MF and I dig it. She’s awesome.) 

The 100 

- Lexa Kom Trikru / Heda / Commander of My Heart (Another badass female boss. I was so hardcore Bellarke from S1 that when she came in for S2 and made moon eyes at Clarke, I was like “b*tch, wtf?!” Then in S3 she stole my freaking heart and made me a multi-shipper with her magical lesbian powers... And then she was brutally ripped away from us. I’m still not over it and I constantly think about all the amazing stories she could have been part of. It just about kills me. I wanted Bellamy/Lexa friendship. I wanted knowing looks between the two when Clarke did something crazy. *sings softly* “We could have had it all!”) 

TVD 

- Klaus Mikaelson (another sadboi who does stupid AF shit, but has that soft look in his eyes when he’s around one particular person. It gets to me. Enemies to lovers is so cliche, but it’s my favorite. Damn it.) 

The character you relate to the most:

Game of Thrones

-  Jon Snow (What is it with me and these sadbois? F*ck. Anyways, he’s been given the scraps at the bottom of the barrel even though he basically should be king and is still somehow the noblest, most caring person in the whole freaking world. Love that man.)

The 100

- Raven Reyes (This girl is truly an inspiration to me. She’s seen adversity. She’s been shot down, cheated on, pushed aside, and yet she keeps on trucking and is smarter than every other person on the show. Yass queen.) 

TVD

- Bonnie Bennet (I’m sensing a theme here... Bonnie also constantly gets shoved aside for the ‘prettier,’ ‘sexier’ heroine and yet the show would have ended S1 without her. She’s both passionate and level-headed and the only one with common sense in that whole damn universe).  

The character you’d slap:

Game of Thrones

- Theon Greyjoy (I hate him. I’ve never liked him. He was a pos from the first season/book and just got worse. Then he went through some shit and so many viewers miraculously forgave him - yet somehow still bash Sansa - even though he repeatedly acts selfish and betrays people. Ramsay Bolton is a sadistic MF, but Theon... I’ve got one thing to say to you: Karma, MF. Karma.)  

The 100

- Finn Collins (One sadboi I will never understand. Seriously. I cringe every time he opens his mouth.) 

TVD

- Damon “f*cking” Salvatore (I learned to love him in other regards, but this kid was the worst brother of all freaking time. I don’t care which ship you are, I think we can all agree that if your sibling did that to you, you’d be pissed. I know I would! Also, Defan brotp - which I love - was only possible because Stefan decided to be the bigger person. Quite unfair IMO. Like be angry and lose your brother? Or stifle your pain and lose your gf? Damn.) 

Three favorite characters in order of preference:

Game of Thrones

- Jon Snow, Sansa, and Tyrion (I do like Dany in the show, but she bothered me so much in the books that I have a hard time letting that go when I watch the show. As much as I love GOT, GRRM does not understand how to write complex women. Unfortunately.)

The 100

- Raven Reyes, Bellamy Blake, and Lexa kom Trikru (Clarke, Octavia, and Jasper would be next. I love Clarke, but she reminds me too much of myself and I get frustrated with her a lot). 

TVD

- Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie Bennet, and Caroline Forbes. 

A character you liked at first but not anymore:

Game of Thrones

- Rob Stark (I know I’m the only one who feels this way, but DAMN he went downhill fast. Like the dude got himself and his mother killed because he couldn’t keep his d*ck in his pants. It annoys me so much.)

The 100 

- Honestly I can’t think of anyone. I disagree with the way Jasper’s character arc went, but it didn’t make me dislike him. Haha, maybe Charlotte? She was cute until she became a little murderess and took out one of the best characters.

TVD 

- Tyler Lockwood/Matt Donovan (They both were good characters and then they just got pushed to the wayside. They became irrelevant to the main plot so that I just didn’t care about them anymore. Kind of sad, really.)

A character you did not like at first but now you do:

Game of Thrones

- Jaime Lannister (He was an annoying prick and now he’s an annoying prick that is trying to help save the world... so yeah. I like him better now.) 

The 100

- Marcas Kane (I never really disliked him, but I knew he was supposed to be the antagonist. Then he had his whole arc and I was cheering because I didn’t want to see Desmond be anything less than heroic. Oooh, damn. Now I wish I’d chosen Lost as one of my fandoms...)

TVD

-  Damon “f*cking” Salvatore (We have a love/hate relationship, which is not surprising since that’s how all his relationships tend to be. Depending on what he’s doing in the show, I either want to punch him in the face or give him a big hug.) 

Top three ships:

Game of Thrones

- Umm, this is hard because honestly I ship everyone with happiness and life... like please don’t die! But if I had to choose... probably Jonerys just because the two of them meeting was built up for so long. Missandei and Grey Worm... and Sansa/Tyrion, but that is more friendship than anything else. 

The 100

- Bellarke, Clexa, and Raven with literally everyone that makes her smile.

TVD

- Stelena, Bamon, and Klaroline. They were my first introduction into shipping and they’ll always have a special place in my heart. 

I’m going to tag @emakaylee, @hellosstrangerss, @skylorke, and @ anyone else who wants to play along! 

No worries if you’ve already done this or don’t feel like doing it. Just a virtual wave from me to you!

[guide-to-galaxy]

So, yes, I did not post my What I Watched mid-month, but I realised I didn’t watch enough for my liking 🙃 which is really funny because I decided to split my watching into two posts so I don’t even know now.

But let’s get to it!

Movies

Rewatches

Underworld

Underworld: Evolution

Underworld 5 🧛

There’s no werewolf emoji and that’s a crime.

I can’t count the amount of times I’ve watched this franchise. The action, the lore, the music. I mean, it’s vampires and werewolves and the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale and Bill Nighy with his super super voice. Also like Michael SHEEN hellO!

Not much to say about this movie- I mean it’s basically Romeo and Juliet, but with vampires and werewolves. And what’s not to love?

Underworld: Evolution 5 🧛

super excellent sequel. The best ever to sequel. And it’s largely thanks to Tony Curran who plays Marcus. I love him.

This movie just follows up after the first movie, but with the added joy of Marcus (I just really love him). And also more werewolves!

Must-Watches

Late Night

Late Night 5 📺

I watched this with a friend! Via Netflix party – it was really fun. I always love watching Emma Thompson in anything and she looked great with this haircut. Mindy Kaling was also really fun.

The message of the film is also really interesting. There’s only white guys in the writer room (who I swear look all the same) and Molly (Mindy’s character) has to push to get what she wants – which is very much how it is.

All in all, it was a very fun movie to watch.

The Rest

Poltergeist

Fantasy Island

Poltergeist (1982) 3 📺

Before this – I’ve only seen the 2015 remake – which I REALLY liked! But this one was kinda good too.

CW: a LOT of flickering scenes. Dead bird.

The dog DOESN’T DIE – which I appreciated because the dog is nearly always one of the casualties in a horror movie. Like who hurt you, writers??

I do think I prefer the remake – it’s not that I didn’t like this movie, but I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to cgi effects and the like? Especially in terms of fantasy/sci-fi. The less better effects can still be amazing – The VelociPastor – I mean, is a great, great, work of art. But sure, the effects still hold up – because this is an older movie, so it is to be expected.

Fantasy Island 3 💀 🏝️

I wanted to watch this one for a while because I like Blumhouse movies and the premise sounded really good. And then I watched it and it… wasn’t good in the end. It had its ok moments, but that was it. Just ok.

So the one guest/character wanted to be in the army,  but was unable to, so decided to become a cop and (spoiler) his fantasy is that he’s a soldier…. Okkkk.

Maggie Q is gorgeous as usual but all the characters are boring. Except for Maggie. She’s exempt.

Series

Rewatched # of x

Once Upon a Time

Grey’s Anatomy

One Upon a Time Seasons 1 and 2 5 📕

I keep thinking that S2 is (SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED) where they go to Neverland, but that’s only because Hook 😍😍😍 comes in in S2. Also, MULAN!!!

But I’m busy with season 3 now – so they’re in Neverland. I don’t know when I’ll be watching more of it since I’m trying to get Lucifer before season 5 comes out

And I’ve chatted AT LENGTH about this to my friend who whole-heartedly agrees with me – Regina and the other ‘villain/ characters get SUCH a bad rap and Snow White is, I’m sorry, the most annoying character. There, I said it. Also, Regina does absolutely no wrong, at all. If you think otherwise, just don’t. She’s a star and deserves the best.

Grey’s Anatomy Seasons 1 – 5 5 😷

I mean we’re (my sister and I) on the last couple eps of season 5 ahahha. But I won’t write S1-4 here though. Yes, we’ve decided to restart this series, mostly because she was somewhere in like S15/16 and I don’t know if I finished S14 – and also because she doesn’t remember much of the early seasons, and I don’t remember much of the later seasons.

It’s real fun – mostly because we do remember a bunch of the cases and my mom sort of watches with us and asks a bunch of questions 😄

Watched # of x

The Umbrella Academy

The Umbrella Academy 5 🦸

I mentioned in my What I Watched last month that I was nearly finished watching this and I did!! I watched it!! And it was GREAT. I loved loved loved the story and the characters and the PLOT.

I do really want to read the comics – I probably won’t read them before the second season comes out ahahaha (which is like tomorrow) but I definitely do want to read the comics. Sometime.

Also like??? THE SOUNDTRACK I’m still thinking about I Think I’m Alone Now and the Istanbul not Constantinople  or whatever the song is that plays when Five is in the diner.

My favourites of the siblings are Five, Klaus, Ben, and Diego. And Vanya, definitely Vanya. Allison’s okay. Luther can just go back to the moon.

I can’t WAIT for the second season!! THE MUSIC. I CAN’T wait!!! Also, I follow Justin Min (Ben’s character) on twitter and he’s great.

  That’s it! If you’ve watched The Umbrella Academy, tell me who your favourite character is! Have you watched something you think I’d be interested in? Tell me down below in the comments!

What I Watched This Month (End of Month) July So, yes, I did not post my What I Watched mid-month, but I realised I didn't watch enough for my liking 🙃 which is really funny because I 

[unlikely-alliance]

so it took me nearly a year but I finally finished my tvd rewatch! when it originally aired I only watched until about season 3 and then I caught episodes here and there, so this felt like a first watch for the most part. it took me months to watch the first 4 seasons and then I watched the last 4 in the past month or so. s6 was definitely my favorite, and I’m definitely glad I finally watched it all the way through because it was a fun time even though right now I feel like my soul has been crushed. I already have 2 steroline videos started & I can’t wait to work on them!!

I decided to take notes during my watch because my memory sucks especially when I’m binge watching something so I thought I’d post them here for the laughs. please note these are my personal opinions and I mean no offense to anyone (I’m not the biggest klaus fan for example) and also it’s mostly just me gushing over steroline so... fair warning! 😂

s1 - s5 below the cut s6 - s8: https://unlikely-alliance.tumblr.com/post/633630162446139392/so-it-took-me-nearly-a-year-but-i-finally-finished

s1

I’m about to start the s1 finale and just decided to take notes let’s go

elena gets progressively more annoying throughout the season but I still mostly like her

MORE TYLER. MORE CAROLINE.

paul wesley is a good fucking actor

damon for the first 5 or so episodes....... keep him

jeremy/anna are simply the best

john gilbert can suck a fuck

I trust bonnie bennett with my life

what’s the point of matt

what’s the point of jenna

there was a point in one ep somewhere in the middle where I thought katherine was definitely impersonating elena

I’M NOT SAD. I’M 👏🏻 FREAKING 👏🏻 HUNGRY

jeremy and tyler better become real friends at some point

1x19 miss mystic falls is the best episode of the season and that’s just facts

I will never be over damon’s reaction to finding out katherine wasn’t in the tomb

stefan/damon brothers forever ✨

damon/bonnie moments make my life

I JUST CAN’T WAIT FOR STEFAN/CAROLINE IN SEASON 2 LET’S GOOO

s2

wtf damon. DAMON WTF!

steroline in 2x02..... god tier

stefan’s sing-songy “caaaaroline” in 2x03 😭😭

steroline in 2x03 is so rom com it kills me!

stefan to caroline: I’ll wait me: *literally screams*

jeremy likes tyler’s art 🥺

steroline at the end of 2x05 ‘hey’ ‘hey’ ‘get some bunny in ya?’ TOO CUTE TOO CUTE TOO CUTE

damon and elena at the end of 2x06 just sent me all the way back to 2010, wow

do jeremy and bonnie date at some point??? I feel like I remember that happening but I may be crazy. stay tuned.

steroline hello katherine / goodbye katherine TEAM WORK BABEYYYY

yup. jeremy and bonnie are definitely a thing!

I can’t believe I’m saying this but... poor damon. can someone just allow him to love them!! christ

not tyler telling caroline he’s alone in the same episode jeremy tells bonnie he’s alone....... be alone together you dumb fucks

plot points: the originals are going after katherine / katherine’s doppleganger (and they were in 1864) for klaus. the moon stone binds the curse of vampires and werewolves. HUMAN patrova blood breaks the curse because the witch who created the curse used patrova blood. also needs a werewolf and a vampire. klaus needs all of this to break the curse. if a vampire breaks the curse, werewolves are stuck with the curse forever and vice versa.

caroline: I’m a terrible liar and I’m even worse at duplicity. 😂😂

damon calling rose “rosebud” 🥺

stefan to caroline: you remind me of my best friend 🥺🥺🥺

damon/alaric friendship is my favorite

caroline being there for tyler’s first transformation... love that for them

elijah wants to use elena as bait to lure klaus and kill him...... do we believe that? 🤔

this ep where rose is dying.... BIG SAD

caroline: everyone needs to stop kissing me LMAO

jesus christ damon..... you really had us in the first half there

fuck off tyler. caroline was there for you when no one else was and you’re gonna be violent with her??? no sir. no sir.

*gasp* stephen amell is a werewolf?!!???

leave caroline alone 2k20!!!!

“hurt her again and you’re dead” not stefan showing more emotion over caroline being in danger than he ever did with elena being in danger... oop

tyler has the audacity to hesitate to save caroline?!!!!?!?????? can’t relate

“I can come in if you want me to” “you don’t have to pretend with me” “you sure can (handle yourself)” *doesn’t leave when caroline closes the door and looks in after her lovingly* DAMN IT STEFAN BE MORE OBVIOUS. AND IN THE SAME EP YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SET ROOTS AND START A FAMILY NO LESS 😭

AND HE COMES BACK. HE COMES BACK!!!! “I was a bit worried about you” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

um... ok weird sexual tension between elijah and damon?? am I crazy???

damon asking bonnie to dance right after stefan asks caroline to dance..... nothing but respect for MY endgame

matt donovan and liz forbes are the worst and I hate them I do

damon telling elena he will always choose her the episode after he was heartbroken over katherine choosing stefan over him again... 🥺

plot point: klaus made up the curse. it isn’t real. klaus was cursed by a witch because his father was a werewolf and mother was a vampire, making him a hybrid. too powerful. the curse keeps his werewolf side dormant.

this damon/elena scene where she grabs his hand and he says he can’t lose her...... soft

....and he immediately ruins it

I’m confused... why does john hate vampires? didn’t he have a child with one???

why did jenna need to be the vampire that’s so dumb

I don’t give a FUCK about klaus and I never will!

yeah klaus stabbed elijah... he can absolutely get fucked

damon: kill me alaric: screw you 😭😂

is this really how jeremy is gonna go out??? this is chaotic

oh thank fuck these witches came through

ALARIC I WOULD DIE FOR YOU SCRATCH THAT I WOULD LIVE FOR YOU

stefan the ripper..... ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

ghosts of girlfriends past, am I right jeremy?

s3

ripper!stefan to damon: hello brother me: 😧

here for tyler/caroline and I am shocked about that

STEFAN IS STILL IN THERE GOD DAMN IT 😭

fuck that ending montage of 3x01 really brought on the waterworks.... woo!

why does elena act 💀 every time she has scene with damon... like did they tell nina to do that on purpose??? their scenes would be 1000x better if nina sold it as much as ian did. I hate to say it but I’m not seeing much competition between stelena and delena right now. she clearly loves stefan more than anything.

damon just said “oh, honey” to klaus and that was pretty damn iconic of him

caroline talking shit about damon while he’s fighting her father on her behalf.... ya played yourself, care

alaric: you killed me damon: you pissed me off! alaric: YOU KILLED ME 😂😂

caroline stepping in front of tyler to protect him from rebekah..... that’s hot

k so jeremy ain’t shit

ok... I see them trying to make klaus more sympathetic with this flashback episode..... his father made him this way...... ok. still hate him but ok.

ok michael’s presence is scary as fuck

damon and elena laying in bed softly telling each other about their days..... 🥺

sassy stefan in 3x09..... I love him....

JEREMY AND TYLER ARE HANGING OUT ELMO_FIRE.GIF

damon going from day drunk and flirty to immediately protectively stepping in front elena to protect her from klaus... that’s that boyfriend shit

stefan my man what’s your fucking damage

TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER 🆘

when did we transition to killing everyone by ripping their hearts out??? was something wrong with using a stake?

klaus wanting to get back at stefan by hurting caroline... 👀

klaus walking to caroline’s bedroom and trying to give her advice... GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER

damon: ask ric’s dirty doctor gf alaric: you’re on speaker phone, dick 😂😂😂 god I love them

matt and elena better have just been having a fake convo otherwise that acting was... yikes

ok... this klaus/caroline dance scene....... I see the appeal A LITTLE BIT

klaus to caroline: you’re beautiful, you’re strong, you’re full of light. I enjoy you. BITCH_ME_TOO_THE_FUCK.gif

DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU

elena you have no fucking right to be mad at damon for sleeping with rebekah when you’re the one who rejected him...... fuck off

klaus literally ran out of a bar to chase after caroline the second she gave him a smidge of attention... maybe he do be a little valid

stefan needs his brother 😭😭😭

MATTHEW DAVIS IS A GOOD ACTOR

the obvious product placement kills me

this damon/alaric death scene is not okay

can y’all stop torturing caroline every 2 episodes??? christ

DAMON MET ELENA FIRST 🥺

s4

oof the damon/elena is gonna be strong this season let’s go let’s gooooo!

damon at alaric’s grave + ghost!alaric saying I miss you too buddy..... I’ve been attacked

stefan: you’re so good at being a vampire caroline: because of you, stefan. I’m good at his because of you. — HOLD ON A SECOND, MAN. HOLD ON A SECOND

stefan confiding in caroline 😭😭 that’s that true love shit

matt’s scenes with rebekah are the most I’ve ever liked him oop

a bonnie/damon/elena storyline??? 🙌🏻

damn elena really be going through it huh

stefan calling caroline first thing after the break up 🥺

damon/elena miss mystic falls parallels let’s gooo LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

elena is sired to damon.... delena shippers really can’t catch a break huh

stefan is crashing @ caroline’s 🥺🥺🥺

damn straight tyler is the Alpha

damon: I need my little brother 😭😭😭

elena actually fighting for damon??? we love to finally see it

can this professor get fucked?? he is by far the most annoying guest star

they just 😧 sacrificed 😧 all of those 😧 hybrids 😧😧😧😧

ok april is also a pretty damn annoying and useless guest star

this stelena angst in the library scene.... oof

klaus trying to get girl advice from damon 🥺

rebekah not insulting damon cause she likes looking at his ass LMAO we have to stan

a damon/bonnie hug?? 😍

caroline: you’re in a room full of girls and you’re... you stefan: *ignores all the other girls and takes caroline over his shoulder to the dance floor*

ok I’m back after a 3ish month hiatus is this season over yet

rebekah and void elena being bffs 🥰

stefan: does your heart really refuse to remember? elena: what heart? ok void queen

STEROLINE PROM DANCE!!!!!!!! STEROLINE PROM DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caroline really said “someday you’ll fall madly in love and have moved on without even realizing it” and stefan really looked at her like That oof the slow burn is so good

damon, stabbed and struggling, to silas: where’s my brother..... you psychic freak 😂😂

ok elena getting her humanity back when she thinks matt died followed immediately by caroline thinking her mom is dead.... RUDE I’m sobbing

the way that the damon and alaric reunion is everything to me 🥰

LEXI IS A STEROLINE SHIPPER!!!!!! WE STAY WINNING

stefan: oh I don’t hug caroline: get over yourself

klaus to caroline: tyler is your first love. I intend to be your last. 😧 BOLD, SIR

stefan is a doppelgänger ?????!!!? oh sweet jesus

s5

matt and rebekah having threesomes in prague... good for them!

damon giving jeremy a big bro hug after saving him 🥺

5x03 is one of the most boring episodes, I’m being tested

stefan flirting with elena when he has amnesia..... I hate that I love it

omg they’re recreating their love at first sight moment 🥺🥺 stop

damon hugging jeremy after he finds out bonnie’s dead 😭😭😭😭

stefan flirting with caroline when he has amnesia >>>>> now we’re talking!

stefan to delena: caroline’s gonna call me every hour and I actually do trust her so... 😂😂🙌🏻

stefan to caroline: you have me. you were there for me last night. sounds like you’re always there for me. let me be here for you. BISH!!!!! that’s that otp shit right there RIGHT THERE!!!!

bonnie’s funeral... I am suing

stefans going to the costume ball caroline told him to go to but tyler’s being annoying about it.... it’s almost like she should be dating stefan huh

stefan literally stole caroline from tyler the second they showed up to the ball with NO HESITATION god I love them

um.... damon killing katherine like that? that was brutal

when did jeremy become the most annoying character

bonnie’s haircut is the best thing that’s happened on this show

oh stefan’s definitely gonna turn off his humanity isn’t he

5x09 is bringing me the steroline / delena content I deserve!

delena locked in the augustine dungeon is very jack/kate of them

enzo volunteering to be tortured to protect damon 🥺🥺

well I thought I was getting steroline and now I’m getting steferine... but it’s hot so I’m not that mad about it

enzo to damon: it might be good for you to miss someone for the next 60 years 😭😭

make damon bi you cowards

klaroline just.... doesn’t make sense to me

katherine is in elena’s body 😯

caroline cleans when she’s stressed — love that representation for me

not to go there but nina playing katherine is 100000x better than paul playing silas

STEFAN BEING A LITTLE HEARTBROKEN ABOUT CAROLINE SLEEPING WITH KLAUS BUT STILL PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF TYLER FOR SHAMING HER FOR IT!!!!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!

katherine is worried caroline may have feelings for stefan 👀

I love that the recurring characters this season are actually likable... all shade to the professor from s4

steroline already figured out katherine is in elena’s body... and they did it together.... god they are so powerful

let bonnie and liv be girlfriends you cowards

hot delena scene while arctic monkeys do I wanna know plays in the background 😧

steroline falling asleep together....... it’s the way that they invented love and perfected the slow burn for me

not to be controversial but can the originals stay in their own damn show???

5x18 just felt different in a good way and I checked and of course paul wesley directed it! that’s my man!

I wonder if stefan and elena are ever going to get back together??? it would be weird if they did. but also I feel bad for the stelena shippers

enzo in 5x19 is a little confusing but I like the drama

stefan to caroline: I didn’t want you to think any less of me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

elena and stefan talking about caroline to get them through their walk 😭😭😭 her power

was pouring a glass of bourbon and drinking it broodingly every episode a part of ian’s contract or what

did.... did they really just kill stefan right in front of caroline???? what the FUCK

caroline not being able to kill people until it’s what she has to do to bring stefan back.... I see I see

lexi really putting in the work to get steroline together, oh captain my captain

not this delena death scene making me sob 😭✌🏻

um damon and bonnie walking towards death hand and hand... we love to see it? kind of?