#the umbrella academy fanfic

[mrsmikaelsxn]

Oblivious To Love

masterlist 1k celebration

pairing: five hargreeves x female reader

warnings: fluff, kinda flirting, kissing

summary: five is your boss at the commission, always flirting and hinting that he likes you. you're oblivious to this but then finally admits his feelings - requested by anon

a/n: not to toot my own horn but i think my writing was pretty good in this. thanks so much for requesting for five because i have to write more of him !!

song: i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys

Five Hargreeves was certainly a character.

He was a decently closed off person. He was always thinking... calculating. Always working to be ten steps ahead of everyone and everything.

He didn't enjoy working at the Commission. He'd rather be enjoying life with his family, and enjoying a decent cup of coffee. For a while when he was there, he was always aggravated at someone or something.

That was until you came.

Or well, until he met you. You've been working there for a few months already.

You're the most stunning person he's ever laid his eyes on. To make things better, he was over the moon when you became his assistant.

You are absolutely lovely. Not to mention, incredible at your job.

You're sweet, smart, and extremely sensible.

Five loved your company. He was always in a good mood when you're around. He often dreamt about you, not to be taken out of context.

He dreamt of a life with you, seeing as how you two are so compatible.

To put the cherry on the sundae, you made the best coffee he's ever had. That says a lot coming from him.

"Good morning, Five," your captivating voice fills his office.

"Morning, gorgeous," he smiles.

He watches as your cheeks turn a light shade of pink. "You have got to stop calling me things like that."

"Nonsense, everything I call you is fitting."

He leans back in his seat and watches your movements as you move towards him. He takes in your outfit and curses the unprofessional thoughts that invade his head.

Today you were dressed in a knee length black skirt, a white button up blouse, and a black blazer.

The blouse had a few buttons undone which gave a glorious view of your cleavage when you lowered yourself to pick a fallen paper off the floor.

However, he considered himself a gentleman, so he looked away.

"Anyway, I was just about to go and make your coffee. Would it be troublesome if I joined you today?"

He stands up from the chair and strolls over to you. He brushes a strand of hair that sways in front of your face. "You're always welcome to join me, doll."

"Great! I'll be right back," you beam and leave.

To say you enjoyed having Five as your boss was an understatement. He was always kind to you, never let anyone say a bad word about you.

You wouldn't deny the fact that he was an attractive young man. The way he called you pet names that had your stomach flutter made you have a sliver of hope that he liked you.

True, pure love.

It's something you've always dreamed about. Reading it in books and seeing it in films gave you a longing to have someone to spend your life with.

After you finished preparing the two coffees, you walk back to Five's office. Your heels make a sound with every step you take.

You open the door and send a soft smile to your boss. "Welcome back, beautiful."

You break eye contact and place his beverage in front of him. "Hi."

He leans his head in his hands as he rests his elbows on his desk and admires you. "How did I get so lucky," he mumbles, not meaning for you to hear it.

You chew the inside of your cheek, "Get lucky with what?" you ask quietly.

He blinks. Then blinks again. "How did I get so lucky with you? When did I do something to deserve you?"

"Oh, um, t-that's very sweet of-"

"Have you ever taken into consideration that there's a deeper reason why I act the way I do with you?"

"Well, not exactly..." you trail off.

"Hm. Did you ever cogitate about how maybe there's a more meaningful explanation to how I behave around you? One besides getting entertainment from witnessing you blush?"

Your mouth opens slightly, and you are at a loss for words. After a moment, your eyes meet his intense ones. You take a breath, "Are you saying..."

He nods once, "Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying."

"But what about-"

Before you have the chance to finish your sentence, he strides over in front of your chair, puts his hands on each one of the arm rests, and connects his lips softly onto yours.

He felt you freeze for a split second, before you tilted your head upwards to kiss him back easier.

He drowns in the feeling of your lips. The kiss being shared between you two is better than anything he ever could have imagined.

You both taste of coffee, and he loves it.

You pull back and smile shyly as him. He takes a step back and hops onto the desk, so he's now sitting on it and facing you.

He leans his elbows on his knees and clasps his hands together. "I hope after that kiss you'll join me for dinner tomorrow night."

You stand up and smooth your skirt. "I would be delighted."

[badkitty3000]

MY MASTER LIST OF NUMBER FIVE FANFICTION

I write exclusively Number Five Hargreeves smutty fanfiction. If you have any requests for one shots featuring Five x reader-insert or my original characters, please let me know! I am always up for new ideas and would love to hear yours! Use the Ask Me Anything button for requests.

The only "rules" I have are as follows ( no judgement to anyone, I just have my preferences):

Five will be aged up to at least 17 or 18 (body wise) or older

Five is an old man underneath it all, so no teenage romances or crushes

No rape/non-con, but dub-con is ok

No ABO, hardcore BDSM, Yandere

POSTED ON TUMBLR:

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee -Chapters 1-6

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee-Chapters 7-

**Ongoing work in progress**

Five x Female Reader, Klaus x Female Reader, Ongoing Multichapter

Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.

Physical Fitness

Five x Female Reader, 2800 words, one-shot

Summary: Five has been distant lately, but you discover all he needs is a good workout to get his mind back on you again

Lewd Public Acts

Five x Female OC, 7,412 words, one-shot

Summary: Getting busy in a public space with people around? The idea of someone witnessing everything becomes a turn on for Five's wife, and he is definitely up for the challenge. After all, he can never deny her anything. And, let's face it; there might be something in it for him, too.

Addicted

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot

Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.

Weak

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,891 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted, from Five's POV.

Summary: Even Five Hargreeves is no stranger to temptation. He tries to hard to stay away. He wants to do the right thing for once in his life. If not for himself, then for her. But every man has his breaking point.

Strength

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,427 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted and Weak

Summary: Five is finally strong enough to give in to his true feelings and tell you how he feels. You are strong enough to let him.

The Download

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31, 310 words, 5 chapters

Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.

Chapters 1 and 2

Chapters 3, 4, 5

All Of My Works On AO3

Halo (Series)

Five x Female OC multi-part series that follows Five and his eventual wife, Vivian, through many stages of their life together. 5 parts total.

All parts in this series rated E for explicit sex.

Halo

First part in series, 25,460 words, 7 chapters

Summary: What starts as a one-night stand eventually turns into a growing romance. Number Five and Vivian are drawn to one another, despite their initial resistance. However, Five's past makes a relationship difficult and she has some issues of her own. Despite an unhealthy codependency, their lives are intertwined. For better or for worse.

Hole In My Soul

Second part in series, 30,903 words, 11 chapters

Summary: Vivian and Five now have an established relationship and are in love. She melds easily into the Hargreeves family as Five finally discloses their relationship to his siblings. But some disturbing behavior from Five makes Viv re-evaluate her choices. Will their love for one another be enough when life throws them a curve ball and they have some tough decisions to make?

Just Like Heaven

Third part in series, 25,362 words, 8 chapters

Summary: Vivian and Five have been actively trying to start a family, but to no avail. The stress is wearing on them both and it's affecting their once solid relationship. With the last few months left on Five's Commission contract, he is looking forward to putting that part of his life in the past. However, Viv is soon confronted with a harsh truth that puts their relationship in jeopardy.

Promise To Kill

Fourth part in series, 86,881 words, 12 chapters

Summary: Five is married to the love of his life, with a young son, and the retirement life he always dreamed. Everything is perfect. Which should have been Five's first clue that something was going to go wrong. A new discovery involving his child leads to a horrible family tragedy. The Umbrella Academy has to step up to save the day and Five's family.

Our Forever

Fifth and final part in series, 32,175 words, 8 chapters

Summary: Five's never been great with healthy coping skills. Even after all this time. When he is faced with a horrible tragedy and he doesn't know how to cope, he blames himself, as usual. But this time, it seems it can't be fixed. Until a sudden vision from beyond makes him realize that maybe he can after all.

Five/Vivian One-Shot Series

Five x OC collection of one-shots that show little glimpses into Five and Vivian's life over the years, in no particular order or timeline. 11 works in total.

All works in this series rated E or M for explicit sex/smut

Damaged 3,210 words

Extra Credit 6,436 words

Piece de Resistance aka The French Lady Incident 7,999 words

The New Neighbor 7,136 words

Sharp Dressed Man 5,514 words, co-authored by KayBreezy

Coming And Going 5,491 words

Let's Hear It For The Boy 7,508 words

You Are My Constant 19,757 words

Summary: This is technically a one-shot, but it's longer because it depicts Five and Vivian's honeymoon and contains more plot and character development

Lewd Public Acts 7,412 words (same story that is posted on Tumblr)

When Number Five Steps Out, He's Gonna Do You In 8,730 words, co-authored by KayBreezy

Take Me To Church 6,465 words

Works separate from my series:

The Sexual Awakenings Of Mr. Number Five Hargreeves

Five x Various Female OCs, 40,516 words, 8 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: Relatively speaking, it wasn’t that long ago that Five was a total moron when it came to sex, and women in general. Having spent his most formative years isolated and alone, once he was thrown back into society, his lack of experience was obvious.... And even though he tried not to let it bother him, he quickly realized that it did. It bothered him a lot.

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Five x Female OC (unnamed), Five x Dolores, 6,029 words, one-shot

Rated M for smut/sex

Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.

The Assassin's Date

Five x Female OC, 59,057 words, 9 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: After saving the world, Five Hargreeves is working as an independent hitman for hire. When a tough and beautiful woman is witness to one of his crimes, the last thing Five wants to do is kill her. Instead, he makes her a deal. If she goes on one date with him, he'll let her live. When she agrees, he can't help but notice that the date might be fake, but his feelings are real.

All Apologies

Five, The Hargreeves Siblings, Five x Dolores, 21,892 words, 4 chapters

Rated T for teen (language, mentions of masturbation)

Summary: All Five had wanted to do was to keep his family safe, and away from their father. As the young Umbrella Academy pull further away from one another, Five desperately tries to make them see that their only chance at a happy life is to get out from under Reginald's rule. His methods of convincing, however, lead to misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and typical Hargreeves drama. Years later, when Five is alone with only Dolores to talk to, he finds himself thinking back on all of his mistakes.

The Download

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31,310 words, 5 chapters (also posted on Tumblr)

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.

The Text Mess

Five, Klaus, 5,576, one-shot, co-authored by KayBreezy

Rated T for teen (sexual references, clothed dick pics)

Summary: With no apocalypse looming, and Reginald gone, left with their powers but not much else, the Hargreeves were finally getting to figure out life on their own terms. Number Five was doing what he always did. He was surviving and doing his best to move on from his traumatic past, though the success of that endeavor was evident in the day-to-day reality of his new self-inflicted dark and lonely existence. And then along came Klaus...

Full Circle

Five x Female OC, 96,272 words, 14 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex, threats of rape, violence, child abuse

Summary: Even without an apocalypse to head off, Five has lived a hard life. Physical and emotional abuse from his father, along with devastating heartbreak; this is all he knows throughout his teenage years. As an adult, he becomes a Mafia Hitman. And not a Hitman with a heart of gold. After years of childhood trauma, Five is willing to kill, no questions asked, for the crime family he works for. When the one person in his life that ever meant anything to him shows up ten years later, he's willing to love and be loved again. But everything comes at a price.

It's A Wonderful Life, Five Hargreeves

Five x Female OC, 22,594 words, 5 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: Five years after he and his siblings were abandoned by their father, and with no powers, Number Five is visited by his guardian angel. An annoyingly chipper woman that is anything but your typical angel. When he is unable to get rid of her, he finally gives in and she shows him what it means to be grateful for what he has and to stop pushing his family away. Inspired by both A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life.

Addicted

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot (also posted on Tumblr)

Rated M for smut/sex

Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee

Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, Multi-Chapter work in progress

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.

[redpool]

You know what I need, I need a good Umbrella Academy fic where Klaus has someone he can rely on. Someone who believes him. Someone who looks after him. Someone who genuinely cares about him. I'd prefer if the OC was a woman. I'd prefer it even more if the OC was his best friend.

[deceasedream69]

The new comission member

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Even tho, Five and I weren't siblings, I can confirm we're closer than most of his siblings. Which was what led them to always be bothering us like we're little teens in love, we may look like teens, but we're not, and we, specially, aren't in love.

But our relationship started to change when we found ourselves in 1963. The pression was higher, the fighting, among all of us, was constant, it was everything too much, that's why I decided I needed some air.

I took a cig out while I walked in front of all the, now closing, stores around the city. It was around 5, the sun was still out, but it was to be soon replaced by the moon, just a few more minutes. A lot of people were walking around at that time, I wasn't so far from home, that's why I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings.

-"hi!", said a girl with short brown hair in front of me, extending her arms for a hug. I was sure there was someone behind me she was expecting to hold, so I put my head down and continued walking, trying to walk around her.

-"don't be rude, tiffany!", she said grabbing my arm and hugging me by surprise. "it's not nice", her voice sounded like a cartoon, like when you talk to a baby. I soon felt my eyelids fall and my body go numb, I couldn't remember anything after that.

Five's pov

I can't believe she just abandoned me, I'm just trying to fix everything around here. Been doing this for years without resting one day. Maybe I just need to lay down for a bit... no, no time for that.

Y/n's pov

I wake up, tied up obviously. There's no one there in the room with me, it's pretty dark, it was already night time. I don't think any of my moron "siblings", even if they aren't my siblings, are going to notice my disappearance, I'll have to find a way out by myself.

No one else comes into the room for the rest of the night.

Five's pov

Coffee here sucks, but I don't have time to be picky either. I need to work on a way to get a briefcase from the comission. Going back is not an option, maybe the handler is up to a deal today, but first I need to find my partner in those types of missions, where the hell is she?

I checked the entire house and she wasn't there, there was no other place to go for the night, she didn't have money for a hotel... I'm trying to think positive here, I don't see why she wouldn't be okay now.

Y/n's pov

A cold bucket of water is dropped on me to wake me up, that's when I also felt the neckpain of sleeping while sitting. I gasped for some air before focusing on the people in front of me, two ladies, the girl from yesterday... and of course, the handler.

-"Well, well, well. Look who's awake, very good Lila. Now what we prepared"

Her name's Lila, probably my replacement. She nodded and left the room for a bit.

-"You and your partner are not where you belong, alongside with your... very curious pack of siblings"

I just stood silent, not even making eye contact, even if those aren't my siblings. I despise this woman.

-"Not speaking, huh? We'll see what we can do about that", and with that she grabbed me by my chin to make me look at her, tho, it was useless, she was wearing sunglasses, both of them were, very clever.

But having here so close, I couldn't miss my chance, I kicked her as hard as I could, she fell, and her sunglasses too. But she quickly covered hey eyes with her hand. I spotted the sunglasses and crashed them with my boot.

She clicked her tongue.

-"now, that was my mistake", she laughed. "You, as always, are a pain in the ass". And with that Lila joined us again.

-"Mom, are you okay?", she ran next to the handler.

Mom? I thought. She must be stolen.

-"yes, yes, I just don't have my glasses anymore, don't take your off", she stopped her from giving her the other pair, she stood up and got another pair from inside her dress. "you really think you're so smart, don't worry darling, the sooner you start to obey us, the sooner you'll be it"

Five's pov

Luther and Diego are completely useless, they even got Elliot dead at this point. I running out of time, patience and still y/n hasn't come back yet, so add that one to my list of worries. I gotta find her.

Y/n's pov

Lila took out a mirror after some cables were connected to the chair I was sitting on.

-"you know what we want"

-"I'm not falling into the comission's hands again"

-"suit yourself", and with that she pushed a little button that made my entire body feel the electricity coming from the cables they connected. It just lasted a few seconds, but it hurted like hell.

-"you don't have to make this hard for yourself, darling"

Five's pov

I don't even know where to begin. Well, I know she went out for a walk yesterday, but these streets seem very peaceful. I walked the line of stores she probably walked yesterday while inspecting every single person and store. But there wasn't anything unusual. Until I got to the butchery. I just had a gut feeling.

Y/n's pov

I couldn't take it anymore, it was either a shock or getting punched by Lila. I was a mess, I'm starving and I don't know how longer am I gonna stay conscious.

-"Fine...", I whispered.

Lila quickly took the mirror againg, lifting it right at my face. I coughed a few times before focusing. My eyes started to glow.

-"what should I say?"

-"I heard a rumor you obeyed the handler's orders"

I repeated what she said, I don't remember anything after that.

Five's pov

There's no butcher in town now, but there's no y/n either. Where could she possibly go. I don't think she'll just leave us... forever... not me at least... or so I hope.

I came back to the house, I needed to check on my siblings. I entered the house, everything was suspiciously quiet. That's when I noticed a trail of blood that lead upstairs.

-"Diego?" I rushed to check on him, but it was just a doll with a wig. I knew something was really off.

That's when he came out of nowhere. He tried to shot me but I quickly teleported behind him, grabbing him by the throat and making him drop the gun. He was wearing a mask, probably one of Diego's friends. Heturned around and tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm. Teleporting behind him and kicking him to the ground, then pulling his hair and putting a knife to his throat.

-"What do you want from me?"

He didn't say a word. Lifting his hands in surrender, but I had to be cautious.

-"why are you here?"

He grabbed my arm and flipped us, pushing me away from him and making me drop the knife. He kicked me and I fell on a table, he grabbed me from my throat and took his mask off.

-"I heard a ru-", I quickly punched her and she backed away.

-"y/n?!"

She didn't say anything, she ran to me. Jumping and tangling her legs on my shoulders, making us turn, she dropped me to the floor. She grabbed my arm and twisted it, making me scream in pain.

-"Y/n! stop!"

She didn't listen to me, it was like she was possesed. I teleported and hit her on the head, she fell and for a brief second I could saw in her eyes the real y/n. So I hit her again, this time harder.

She fell, she wasn't moving anymore.

-"hope you enjoyed fighting against my new agent"

-"She lost"

-"did she?"

I started to feel a tingling sensation across my body. I blinked a few times and that's when I felt the needle still in my arm.

-"you son of a-"

Handler's pov

I finally got the loving birds together, now I just had to wait for them to wake up to continue with my plan. Those two plus Lila, the comission was going to be unstoppable.

[rcksmith]

Hi, my loves.

I had stalled the process of creating a taglist for Five because I didn't have time. But now everything is set and I'm on vacation, so I wanted to know which ones you want to join?

Please comment on this post if you want to be tagged in future Five Hargreeves fanfics.

Love you all, hope you guys have a good day.

[eggcompany]

Bubba's Work

Diego doesn't take Grace's passing very well. He doesn't talk or get up or do anything. Allison and Luther both try to get him up and moving but nothing works. It takes one sparkly drug addict to get the knife slinger out of the ditch. Lots of crying and cuddling.

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——————————————————————— “Diego? Hey Di, I brought you a milkshake. You want it?” Klaus said as he walked into the darkened room.

Diego hadn’t handled Grace’s passing very well. Grace was the glue that held the family together. No one took it harder than Diego though. He was Grace’s boy. Everyone else called Grace Grace but Diego always called her Mom or Mama. No one had seen him in a few days.

He wasn’t eating, he wasn’t sleeping. He was just crying and grieving in his childhood bedroom. He wouldn’t talk to anyone who came to check on him. He refused to eat anything his siblings brought him.

Klaus was the last one to come visit him. He knew a lot about death and he knew it was time to be there for his prickly brother.

Diego was sitting on his bed, staring blankly at his drawn curtains. Klaus walked up to him until he was standing in front of his brother.

Diego just kept staring forward, staring right through the slimmer man.

“Diegooo~ cmon buddy.” Klaus said as he lowered himself down until they were face to face. Diego looked up at him. His eyes were red from crying and he looked terrible. He looked exhausted and sad and well shitty.

“You look like shit. When did you last sleep? Or bathe? We gotta get you fixed up, man.” Klaus took Diego’s face in one of his hands. He turned Diego’s head left and right, examining him. Diego just looked at his brother.

“T-to-t-took a sh-shower tu-tu-Tuesday. Do-don’t nee-need to sleep. Just t-tired.” Diego said in such a scratchy tone. He probably hadn’t talked in a few days.

“Tuesday? It’s Monday. So a week without a bath or shower or washing up? You’re in worse shape than I thought. Well, how about you drink this, it’s your fav! Vanill and PB! Well your old favorite at least. I’ll run a bath so we can get you less stinky.” Klaus was planning. He’ll get Diego to eat and then when he’s getting clean Klaus can change the sheets and clean up this room.

Klaus loved Diego more than he loves anyone of his other siblings (void Ben. Ben's always gonna be his favorite). He hated seeing him like this. Diego looked so empty, so broken. Klaus needed to help him.

Klaus brought the Styrofoam cup up to Diego’s face.“Th-tha-nks-s I-I j-jus-s-s-t.” Diego shook his head. Stuttering made him feel bad. He felt terrible. He wants help but. He’s so tired. He wants his mom's love. And that makes him sadder.

“You just need some help. It’s okay Diego. I know you're sad. I know. Just drink up. We’ll go from there.” Klaus gave him a sad smile. Klaus then stood up and patted Diego on the shoulder. Diego nodded and took a small sip of the milkshake that was placed in his trembling hand.

“We’re gonna be okay, Di. We’ll be alright, honey.” Klaus rubbed Diego’s back for a moment before walking off to the bathroom to fix a bath. Diego felt a bit better. Klaus was the most motherly of all his siblings. More motherly than the actual mother- but that doesn’t matter. Klaus is just so gentle and caring towards Diego. Always has been.

Diego thought about all the times Klaus had acted like this as he drank his milkshake.

Klaus took care of him when he had the flu, brought him soup and gave him fresh sheets and blankets when he sweated through them. Or when Diego had cut himself pretty bad on his hand and Klaus snuck out to check on him at night and gave him a kiss to make it feel better. Or the few times Klaus snuck to Diego’s bedroom just to hold and cuddle him. Just to show some love after he got dumped or Dad had yelled at him.

Klaus walked to the bathroom and thought of ways to make his baby brother feel better. He was perfectly aware they were all born on the same day but Diego will always be the baby brother. Klaus knew what it feels like to feel hopeless and alone and just empty like you don’t even want to move to do anything.

Klaus started filling the bath with nice warm water. He added a bit of lavender scented bubble bath. He fixed a bath mat and grabbed two towels from the towel rack and walked back to Diego’s room.

“All set bub, I’m gonna throw these in the dryer so they’ll be warm when you get out. I’ll check on you and if you need me just call me. You need help getting there?” Diego shook his head but paused and shrugged. He might need help. Klaus stood and watched Diego. He watched the other pull his sweater off and take off his socks. He looked weak and wobbly. He was weak from not eating and not sleeping and he was stiff from not moving for days on end except to use the bathroom.

He watched as he stood up and pulled down his pants and kicked them off. Diego bent to pick up his dirty clothes and put them in his hamper but he almost fell doing so. Klaus was at his side in a second, holding tightly onto his arm.

“I’ll get those. Easy Diego, easy. Let’s get you to the bath and I’ll take care of it all. Breathe. Diego breathe. Oh come here.” Diego stood and he felt so crushed. He couldn’t even do his own laundry. He held his breath and tried to will the tears away that were prickling his eyes. Klaus’s calm voice broke the dam through. Soon tears were rushing down his face and he sucked in air.

Klaus held him close to his chest. Diego wrapped his arms around his big brother's shoulders. Klaus held Diego close, supporting a lot of his weight. Klaus could feel Diego’s tears and his heaving breaths. Diego sobbed and shoved his face in his brother's neck.

“It’s okay Diego. It’s okay, I’m right here. Let it out. You’re alright, you’re okay bub.” Klaus shushed him and talked quietly until Diego stopped sobbing. He still shook slightly and his grip was loose.

“Alright ya big stinky, time for a bath. Lean on me. You want a towel? Just till you get to the bathroom?” Klaus moved them so Diego had one arm over Klaus’s shoulders and Klaus had an arm around his waist.

Klaus grabbed the two towels and threw one over Diego’s shoulders, giving him a bit of modesty if anyone were to see him walk the hall. Diego had always been a prude, not allowing anyone to see him in just his underwear.

The two made their way to the bathroom that was now full of lavender scented steamy air. Once Klaus closed the door Diego sat on the closed lid of the toilet.

Diego looked at Klaus as he felt the heat of the water and took the towel from the knife slingers shoulders.

“Now careful in the bath. I’m gonna throw these in the dryer and fix your bed. I’ll check in with you in a moment, dear.” Klaus said as he turned to leave. Diego nodded and peeled off his briefs and carefully climbed into the perfectly warm bath.

Klaus made quick work of putting the towels in the dryer and clearing his baby brother's bed of dirty sheets and tear soaked blanket. He threw away all the crusty tissues and got rid of what he assumed was a bowl Diego must've been puking in, he just trashed it. He pulled on new sheets and a fresh blanket and stopped. Diego didn’t have a TV. He had a TV in his bedroom. Maybe Diego would enjoy staying in Klaus’s room with him? They could watch a show and cuddle up. Or at least keep Diego close for the night.

Klaus decided on that and walked to his room. He brought a few extra blankets and a few extra pillows. He pulls and puts fresh sheets and pillows cases onto his bed.

When he finished, Klaus made his way back to the dryer and back to the bathroom. He knocked lightly at the door.

No one answered.

“Diego? I was thinking you could stay in my room. We can watch a movie. Sound good?” Klaus asked as he peaked around the door. He didn’t see his brother.

“Diego? Where are you? Diego?” He asked as he stepped up to the tub. There he was. Face down head between his knees. Klaus put his hand lightly on his brother's shoulder. Diego lifted up.

Klaus spoke softly. Like he was speaking to a small child.

“Diego time to get out. Warm towels are on the rack. I’m gonna bring you some clothes.” Klaus said as Diego looked at him. Diego took a few big silent breathes.

“Th-thank y-you. I he-heard-d y-y-y-you. W-we sh-should wat-tch a a a movie.” Diego smiled a tiny bit. He tried. He feels a lot better. He was clean and warm and he felt safe. Safer. Klaus smiled and left.

Diego climbed out of the bath and pat himself dry and then wrapped himself in a big warm towel. He always liked the towels Klaus got, they were fluffy and much bigger than regular towels. Diego could actually wrap them around himself.

Klaus soon returned with a pair of briefs, pajama pants, and a hoodie he found in the laundry that was probably used to be Luther’s given the size of it.

“Here we go sweet Di! Luther won’t mind you wearing one of his old hoodies. Do you want help or can you do it?” Klaus asked as he placed the clothes on the sink within Diego’s reach. Diego nodded.

“I c-can do-do it.” Klaus nodded and left and waited outside the bathroom door. Soon enough Diego wobbled out dressed. His legs were still weak and stiff from not being used in days.

“My room’s all done up so you just lay down and I’ll be right back once I’ve cleaned up the bathroom. Maybe you wanna stretch out a little. Move around a bit. You can go ahead and queue something up if you’d like.” Klaus explained as they made their way to Klaus’s own room. Diego had to stop once because he got lightheaded.

Once they got there Diego rested against the pile of pillows so he was sat up. Diego reached and touched his toes. He did simple stretches to loosen his sore muscles. Klaus hurried back and put the used towels in the wash and drained the tub.

Once he was back Diego had Netflix pulled up on the TV.

“Hey bub do you want anything? You can have anything you want. I’ll go get something from the corner store if you like.” Klaus said as he sat next to Diego’s hip. He placed an inky hand on Diego’s scarred and callused one.

“I do-don’t- don’t want y-you to le-leave.” Diego looked shy. Klaus thought it was quite cute. He always thought Diego was cute. Cute like a baby or a puppy.

“I won’t leave you Diego. I’ll stay here but do you mind if I go get some stuff from the kitchen? I’ll still be in the house and I’ll be able to hear you if you need me. I’ll get you something small to eat. Poor baby, you need to eat.” Klaus patted Diego’s grumbly tummy. Diego nodded. It’ll be okay if Klaus went to the kitchen. He just wanted Klaus to come and hold him. He was so tired and weak and sad and he just wanted. He wanted mama but he couldn’t have his mama.

Klaus pulled a blanket up to Diego’s chest and he quickly made his way to the kitchen. Allison was sitting at the table talking to Luther. “Hey Klaus what’re you up to?” Allison asked with a small smile. Luther looked up at him too.

“Just uh caring for Diego. Getting us some snacks.” Klaus said as he grabbed a few water bottles from the fridge. A few with twist caps and a few with suck tops. He stepped to get a few things from the cupboard.

“He’s up? I checked on him a few days ago and he was just laying there. Shoes and all. Is he talking yet?” Allison asked. She looked surprised. Luther nodded.

“Yeah I don’t think he’s even went to the bathroom. He’s like. Out of it.” Luther added.

Klaus came and leaned his hip on the table.

“Oh yeah I got him up and bathed and he’s staying in my room for a tick. We’re gonna watch a movie. He’s really out of it, poor thing. He did drink a milkshake I brought him though. He really was Grace’s boy.” Klaus said sadly. Allison and Luther both nodded and Klaus left with a armful of snacks and water.

“Hey bub, you want me to come cuddle or do you wanna be left alone?” Klaus said as he fixed the snacks and drinks on his side table. Diego had pulled up some action movie and had curled up with watery eyes by the time Klaus got back to him.

“C-cudd-ddle please. ‘M sad.” Diego said as he moved so Klaus could slide beside him on the bed.

Klaus brought a suck top bottle and a bag of gummy bears. He moved Diego until the sad man was resting against his chest, sitting between his legs. Diego relaxed against his brother's chest. Klaus liked having Diego’s weight against him. Big and muscled and warm. Diego was all bundled in the big hoodie and blanket.

Klaus pressed play on the movie as he brought the water bottle up to Diego’s face.

“Drink some water, dear. You need it.”

Diego liked Klaus’s flowery way of talking. Liked his quiet and gentle voice. Like mama. Diego melted completely against Klaus. He didn’t have a mama anymore. Didn’t have someone to hold him close and tell him he’s a good boy. No one to patch him up and kiss his booboos. No one to love him. That hit him like a ton of bricks.

Diego started crying again. He let out small sniffles.

“Diego? Oh poor baby, come here. Come up here. I know, I know, you miss Gra- mama. I know you miss your mama.” Klaus pulled Diego until Diego was sat sideways in his lap. Diego whimpered into Klaus’s neck. Klaus rocked the crying boy and whispered lightly to him. Trying to calm him.

“I w-wa-wa-wan-ant m-m-ma-mama. I w-want m-my ma-mama” Diego grabbed the front of Klaus’s sweater tight in his hands as he started sobbing.

“I know baby, I know you want your mama. I know you miss your mama. But she’s not here anymore. You just have me to take care of you. You want me to take care of you like mama would? Want me to wrap you up and hold you? Would that make you feel a bit better, baby?” Klaus rocked back and forth until Diego’s grip loosened on his sweater.

Diego looked fluffy. His hair was sticking out in every direction. And he looked so soft. So vulnerable. He looked so small and sweet.

“Yeah I knew it. Come here then. Poor baby. I know you don’t feel good.” Klaus said as he brought Diego down so he was resting against his chest and side. He brought the water bottle back to his mouth and Diego took it between his lips.

“Drink it Diego. Good boy.” Diego took a few drinks of the water before pulling back. His cheeks were red and splotchy and his face was wet with tears and a bit of snot. Klaus wiped his face with his sleeve.

“Poor baby, sleep. Sleep and when you wake up we’ll get you some dinner.” Klaus said. His heart ached seeing his brother so vulnerable and small.

Diego snuggled close and brought his hoodie covered hand up to his mouth. Just covering his mouth and nose with the fabric.

“Bub... poor baby bub...” Klaus said as he rubbed Diego’s back.

[silentexplorer18]

Endearing: A Five Hargreeves Short

Summary: You and Five Hargreaves are two twenty-something-year-olds working for the Commission. It’s dirty work; people are prone to accidents. One such accident leads to something blossoming between you.

Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Reader

Warnings: None!

Word Count: 700+

Note: So, I'm not really sure what it is, but I wrote it in a haze in the middle of the night and decided to go with it!

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You’re sitting in a bed and breakfast—something much nicer than the shitty motels you’re both accustomed to in later decades. But the fifties are different; something the Commission is willing to splurge on.

It’s still not great, by any means. You and Five still share a room. You still sit across from one another on disgustingly patterned furniture—whatever the ugly stepsister of paisley is. And, worst of all, you still can’t hide your discomfort from Five. Not when he’s watching you this closely, like you’re a bug he’s waiting to dissect.

“You’re injured.” It’s more an observation than a question, and you’re not sure if you’re supposed to answer, but you do anyway.

“Yes.”

Because Five is far too astute to be lied to, especially after he’s gotten the hint that something’s wrong. It’s always been like that, ever since your partnership had started: kept under a microscopic gaze. Yet, he’s never made you uncomfortable. He’s never pushed too far; though, his scathing remarks occasionally left something to be desired.

From his expression, you can tell he’s running through the events of the night, mentally searching for the flaw or anomaly that sparked the issue. He won’t find it; he wasn’t there to see the altercation. A part of you is glad about that; Five’s worry-turned-rage can be unpredictable and… harsh at times. It would have made the entire mission more difficult.

Now, though, the two of you get a brief reprieve. A little time to heal, a little time to seethe.

He would’ve spent the whole weekend drinking coffee and Irish whiskey if he hadn’t known. He would’ve brought you back a donut…

Your train of thought is disrupted as he blinks across the room, appearing beside you with a look that is far too searching for the proximity. He’ll catch your surprise, your bashfulness, you just know it.

“Were you going to tell me?” It isn’t quite accusatory, but something about the way he says it makes you feel like there isn’t a correct answer.

You purse your lips. “No.”

His expression is an ice-cream twist of hurt and offense, sprinkled with a hard candy coating of anger and insecurity. Somehow, though, his voice remains fairly level. “Why?”

You sigh, looking away as though leaping through the window would be a viable option. Maybe… No. Definitely not. Your only choice is to explain. The sound of your voice barely overpowers your thundering heart. “You were gonna go get coffee and donuts. I was gonna read my book. Relax. I didn’t want to spend the whole weekend fighting about it…” You can’t bear to look at him, the embarrassment has you melting from the inside out.

There are several long, drawn out moments of silence in which you slowly inch toward death-by-mortification, but then Five speaks. “Would donuts… help you feel better?”

It’s soft, hesitant, as though it’s the wrong thing for him to say, but it isn’t. It’s perfect and wonderful, and in that moment, you realize Five has never seen you injured before.

Your gaze jumps back to him. He swallows, the apples of his cheeks painting sunset pink. Yet, his gaze is still searching your expression, looking for any minute detail that would betray your thoughts.

This is concern, your mind supplies wondrously. Concern for you.

Something dizzying fogs your mind, and something honey-smooth and sickly sweet curls around your heart. It’s then that you realize he’s hovering an inch shy of touching you, as though he’s afraid he’ll poke the wrong spot and set you off like a bear trap.

Endearing.

Five Hargreaves has been many things in the time that you’ve known him. Endearing has only shown up in short bursts, but it appears to stay as he does indeed go get you donuts while you bathe. It stays when he turns the radio down and helps you into bed. It stays when he leans against the headboard and reads your book aloud to you. It stays all night, when you’re feeling too jumpy to sleep, and he rests his cheek against your head and whispers stories about his family to you.

It stays all weekend.

It stays when he requests a rest period extension for the both of you.

It stays until you’re healed. Until the aches and pains have subsided. Until Five feels like he can touch you again without risking you shattering or bursting into flame.

It stays when the cold front blows through, rattling the windows and coating everything in a thick sheet of freezing rain. When he spoons you “for warmth” instead of blinking you to the Bahamas.

It stays until you kiss him, and he kisses you back. And then endearing just becomes Five.

Masterlist

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

I completed a Umbrella Academy fic of mine!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44429578/chapters/111750625

It’s a Five centric fic where he’s twin brothers with Klaus, it changes nothing to the plot, but everything at the same time! (Paradox!)

The tags contain spoilers, every chapter starts with a trigger warning! Heed those warnings and stay safe <3

Thank you for @frozenwafflesagain, @fiveapocalypse, and my brother for giving me encouragement throughout it all and tons of feedback!! Couldn’t have done it without you guys!

[threedaycharter]

back on the grind... take a somewhat deleted line

[the-kid-wants-coffee-black]

“(Inspired By Loser, Baby from Hazbin Hotel, sorry not sorry.)

Diego has lost his job, his girlfriend and his home when he stumbles across his brother in a sketchy bar. Klaus is not happy to see him, given last time they saw each other Diego was putting him in handcuffs, but when Diego intervenes to prevent his brother from being spiked the two have a heart to heart about just how messed up life can be when you're a washed up ex-superhero.”

Did I take my current hyperfixation in Hazbin Hotel and combine it with my one true love The Umbrella Academy? Maybe so. What can I say, Klaus and Diego just seem Loser, Baby coded to me.

[the-magnolia-academy]

The Magnolia Academy

 florere quocumque tempore

On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

Doctor Grace Abernathy was one of those women.

Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

When Doctor Abernathy heard of this plan, cradling her own “miracle baby” as she had called her, she was instantly filled with disgust. She had quite the past with Sir Hargreeves and knew first hand how cruel and malicious he could be. She came to one simple conclusion: she must look for those children herself, and give them a home where they’d be loved and cared for. Where they’d have names instead of numbers.

Becoming superheroes was the childrens’ idea, not Doctor Abernathy’s. Although reluctant at first, she asked each child if they were up for the task. All but one of them said yes, with her own birth child Poppy instead resolving to work with her mother in the lab.

And thus, The Magnolia Academy was born.

Essentially, this is another timeline in the Umbrella Academy multiverse. This blog will serve both as an RP blog and a blog to promote a fic I’m going to write based on this concept.

[babblingbear09]

Poor Diego. Eternally Number Two.

[deceasedream69]

Past pt. 1

Summary: you go back for revenge.

Tw: mentions of blood, losing a limb lol and violence.

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Five's pov

- "so, I wasn't the first one", Viktor was shocked.

- "of course not, all of you are my dissapointment in some way or another, none of you children lived out to be the expectation I imagined", Reginald stand straight, seeing the faces of sadness arise among his "disappointing" children.

- "that was the dry... Blood", I tighten my grip on the balcony rail.

- "you are a monster", Sloane let her tears fall.

- "He never cared about us, big news", Diego huffed.

- "we disappointed you as your children? You disappointed us as a father", Viktor tightened his hands.

- "true that", Klaus pointed at Viktor, nodding.

I still remember some parts, some memories, even some antics we pulled together, though, she was way older than all of us, but she was never introduced as one of our siblings, one of us.

Suddenly the ceiling glass broke, I just saw something shiny flying right in my direction, but I knew it was too late for even trying anything. I closed my eyes and waited for the worst.

The room when suddenly silent, I opened my eyes again, and there she was.

- "impossible", Reginald's mouth couldn't seem to be able to shut. It seemed as he was even doubting his loyal monocle. My hands back onto the balcony rail, waiting for the next thing to happen.

She was standing right in front of him, leaning slightly to her left, covered in blood, like waiting for something, not one word scaped her mouth for a good while.

- "father."

Everyone was absolutely still, even Klaus was covering his mouth to prevent the spilling of something stupid that would ruin the environment.

- "number 9"

She looked down.

- "we're still like cattle to you...", She whispered, making a ball of red power in her hand.

- "you can control that now"

Everyone could sense Reginald's fear.

- "wasn't that the reason for sending me here, daddy? Or were you expecting to see my skeleton here?"

Reginald couldn't find the right words to say, that was pretty obvious.

She threw the ball right next to his face, some things caught on fire right behind him.

-"I made a question"

-"you don't get anything by yelling, I thought I taught you better"

Her eyes sparked red.

-"You... didn't taught me anything", she was cautiously moving towards Reginald.

-"Y/n, stop", Allison intervened.

-"I'm not y/n, I'm 9", she tilted her head.

-"I heard the rumor that you stopped breathing".

I couldn't believe what she just did.

3rd person pov

Five teleported next to y/n, she was holding her chest, trying as hard as she could to keep breathing.

-"fuck! no, come here", his voice soft.

Five grabbed her arm softly and teleported them to the stairs behind them. Keeping one hand holding her arm and the other on her back. Both her arms gripping Five's arm tight. After a few seconds she took a deep breath.

[npitzer]

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IRON & DECAYING DREAMS (Tomarry fic, WIP)

THERE IS A CRACK IN EVERYTHING / THAT’S HOW THE LIGHT GETS IN. (Tomarry fic, FINISHED)

AS RARE AS SPRINGTIME SNOW (Jeverus fic, prequel to THERE IS A CRACK IN EVERYTHING / THAT’S HOW THE LIGHT GETS IN., FINISHED)

EARNEST (Tomarry fic, FINISHED)

UNLUCKY STREAK (Tomarry fic, sequel to EARNEST, WIP)

HOPE IS HELL’S FINAL TORMENT (Harrymort fic, FINISHED)

TERMINAL LUCIDITY (Harrymort fic, sequel/prequel to HOPE IS HELL’S FINAL TORMENT, FINISHED)

ALL THE WAYS WE COPE WITH MISERY (The Umbrella Academy fic, FINISHED)

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[eggcompany]

Diego's a good Dog

Diego really just needs some time to be mama's good pup. Eudora indulges him. He's just such a good boy.

Or a fic where Diego get fucked and gets called a good boy for his mama Eudora.

“Um d-dora?” Diego said in a shy small voice. 

“What Diego? What do you want?” Eudora said snappily. This caused Diego to turn into himself. His shoulder slumped down and he looked at his shoes. He usually didn’t mind shouting but it always upset him when he was floating just on the edge of his headspace. 

Of course the detective noticed. 

“Oh sorry baby... I didn’t mean to snap at you. You feelin tender?” Eudora always asked Diego if he was almost in subspace in different ways. Feeling tender, soft, squishy, puffy, needy, etc. 

“Yeah... I am. I’m-m fee-feel-feelin a w-way” Diego said and picked at his hands.

He knew what he wanted but he couldn’t say it. He wanted to be stripped and washed and snuggled and touched all over and he wanted to have his chest petted and feel his master’s nails on his back. But all he could say was he was feeling a way. 

Eudora pulled him up into a good hug. She laid a gentle kiss on his forehead and then pulled back enough to give him a chaste kiss. 

“Diego, how about we have some playtime. Do you want that? You want mama?” Eudora said in her silly ‘good doggie’ voice as they called it. She looked into Diego’s warm brown eyes. She smiled as she watched him melt. His shoulders relaxed and his face melted as he nodded. He flicked his eyes up to meet his master’s for only a second before looking down again. 

Diego really needed puppy time. Puppies didn’t have to talk or worry about money or their families or-

“You’re thinking too loud, bub. How about we get you out of these icky people clothes and get you all washed up?” Eudora said and slid her hand down his arm to grasp his hand. She could tell he was already slipping into his dumb little headspace. 

Diego nodded again. Mama always knew what to do. She always knew what he wanted and needed and always gave it to him. 

She took his hand and led him to their bathroom. She stripped him quickly and efficiently. He was pliant under her hands. Moving when she needed to move him too. She stood and looked at him for a moment. 

“You’re such a pretty puppy. My handsome little man.” Eudora said and scratched behind Diego’s ears. His eyes crossed for a moment and his mouth dropped open a bit. His breath was punched out of him and he smiled, open mouthed. This always got him. Always made him melt down into a puddle. 

Then she told him to sit right where he was. “Sit”. Diego obediently dropped down to his knees onto the dark tile floor. It felt cold against his knees. The floor was always so cold in here. 

Eudora looked at him for a moment while she collected the special soap they used for these scenes. She pulled out a shampoo and a body wash and finally she laid out his special blue dog comb. She watched him fidget on his knees. She knew the tile was cold but he only got to sit on the floor during these scenes unless he was invited onto the bed or couch. She thought for a moment before she said- 

“Oh your butt puppy. Your knees don’t need to be achy.” She knew he wouldn’t like the cold tile on his cock and ass and especially not his balls but she didn’t want his knees to hurt… yet. 

This was how it started when she planned on really working him. He slipped onto his butt and sat criss cross. He gasped as his tender parts met the frigid flooring. He shivered slightly in the chill of his nudity. She was about to cup himself just for some relief from the stabby cold feeling but he heard the faucet start. He looked up and watched Eudora put a few drops of the shampoo into the water. 

Diego perks up; he loooooves bubble baths! Bubbles means mama gets in too! He watched and smiled and started to fidget around, completely forgetting the cold he was just feeling. He sat and stayed where he was put and smiled. He watched his mama roll up the sleeves of her button up shirt and grab a few towels and put them on the closed lip of the toilet. 

Soon the bath was full and Eudora knelt down on the side of the tub. Was she not going to get in..? Usually bath time was a shared time. Diego frowned. He liked getting to lay on mama as she washed him. 

“Come. In the tub now puppy.” Eudora said and Diego obediently crawled on his hands and knees over to the tub and climbed in. Eudora smiled lightly as Diego dunked his head under the water for a long moment. When Diego emerged and looked at her and whined she patted his thigh under the water. 

“No complaining. I don’t want to smell like wet dog. When you get dry you can… play by yourself while I shower. Be good and let’s get you clean.” Eudora said and Diego let her wash him. She first washed his hair then body. She spent a moment to slip her finger, just to the second knuckle, into his hole. Diego let out a squawk but bit his lip and blushed when she pulled it out and fondled his heavy balls. 

“Out. No shaking.” The dom said when she saw Diego turn his head to shake the water off. He ducked his head and let her rub an old fluffy towel over his head and the rest of him. She didn’t say anything when she opened the door. Diego jumped slightly when she slapped his ass as he walked through the door into their bedroom. 

Eudora kept the door cracked as she showered but she knew Diego was already entertaining himself. 

“Oh poor little puppy baby. Poor thing. You can’t take it can you? It’s just too big for your tight little hole? I know you want it in but it just doesn’t fit. Yet. Maybe with some more practice you can have the big one. You can have your favorite one now though so come on. Come ride mama.” Eudora said to the struggling puppy on the floor. She had walked into the room to see Diego breathing hard with teary eyes as he struggled to take in his big toy. Diego spent most of their scenes trying to get that toy inside. She had quickly thrown on a pair of plain black boyshort underwear and a black tank top. 

Diego whined loudly and reached down to feel how much he had left. He really thought he could take the big toy this time! He used lots of lube and stretched with four fingers and used the smaller one to stretch even more! Diego really really wanted it! Diego was practically in tears. He felt let down and disappointed. 

It was just so thick and so long. He could barely get the tip in when he first got it, now he could manage about four inches. That’s where he was now, four inches down, kneeling on the floor, trying to sit on it. He felt the large section that was slick outside his body and looked up at his mama. A tear slipped out the edge of his eye. He wanted it so bad but also he felt so overwhelmed.

Diego sniffled as he got pulled up onto the bed. He smiled a bit when he saw his thick leather collar sitting next to them on the bed. Eudora slipped the heavy weight around his neck, not too tight though because if it was tight it made Diego nervous. The collar was about the comfort of the weight and the heft of ownership. 

Eudora positioned him to straddle one of her thighs. He poked his bottom lip out and she kissed it and scratched behind his ears. He bent down to kiss her and he made happy little noises as she licked into his willing mouth. He closed his eyes and relaxed as she licked across his teeth and sucked on his tongue. He felt gummy and loose as she pulled away. He bent and let his head drop down onto her shoulder. He was so subdrunk on it all. The surrounded feeling, warm and loved. Eurdora ran her hands down his back to rest and knead at his ass. 

“Oh poor baby. Poor little di. Don’t worry we’ll try again later okay? You’ll be able to fit it eventually. For now look what I have for you.” The cop says softly and gestures down at her thigh where a small harness rests with Diego’s favorite little vibrator is positioned. Diego looked down and his cock jumped. 

Diego perked up and moved so he could reach back and slip the small toy into himself. He easily sat down onto it and smiled, it always fit into him so perfectly. Eudora smiled and rubbed her hands across his stomach, purposefully avoiding his heavy erection, he ran up until she could rub and tug at his nipples. 

Diego moaned and shoved down onto her thigh, silently begging for her to use her remote to turn the vibe on. Eudora hits his thigh and scolds him. 

“Patience! Do not be greedy. Slutty pup.” She said but turned the vibrator onto the third of six levels. Diego moaned loudly and started to pant. His tongue lolled out the side of this mouth and his eyes crossed. This was his favorite toy for a reason. It always sat so nicely against his ‘cute spot’. His cock was dripping with precum as he ground down and wiggled his hips around. 

“You’re so pretty. Such a good boy. My good boy. Take what you need baby. Take it. You look so pretty sitting on your toy like this. My perfect pretty boy.” Eudora praised him as she scratched down his chest until she ended up at his cock. Diego whined loudly and yelled out when she wrapped one hand around his erection and let her other hand rub and play with his balls. 

“Almost there. I know you’re so close, Diego. Come for me, baby. Come for mama.” Eudora said. Diego fell apart. He moaned loudly and screamed as Eudora worked him through it. She let go of his testicles and rubbed his tummy as gushes of cum flooded from the red tip of his cock. He panted and whined when she continued to rub him after he finished. 

Eudora turned the vibe off and helped Diego lift up off of it and lay down next to her. She put the sticky vibe on the bedside and put away the thigh harness. She brought him a bottle of water and changed her shirt. 

“Puppy, how do you feel?” She said as she lounged against the pillows next to the still trembling man, she ran her fingers through his short hair. Diego looked up at her with big glazed over eyes. 

“I-I love you” He said in a yell roughened voice. He looked so vulnerable. 

“I love you too baby. I love you so much. But how do you feel?” She said again and watched him take small sips of water. 

“Um… smushy.” He said and flicked his eyes away from his dom. She nodded. 

“That’s alright. You can feel smushy. Do you want something to eat? Want me to feed you something?” Eudora asked and rubbed at the space behind his ears. Diego sat up onto his butt and winced slightly. 

“C-can I-I have um… ce-cer-cereal. Please ma-mama” Diego said and looked up at her. 

Eudora nodded and ruffled his hair as she stood up. Cereal usually meant he wanted to be a puppy for a while longer. She would feed him and then he would go to the bathroom and take off his collar by himself. 

Eudora had to admit she felt a lot more relaxed now. 

[ao3feed-klive]

by mokuyoubi

“Five is alive, Klaus,” Ben says, bubbling with excitement that was rare for him even when he was alive.

Klaus wipes a hand over his face. “I knew it. I knew he’d jumped forward, the cocky little shit.” Despite everything else, he laughs. “Guess he had reason to be.”

Klaus wakes in the apocalypse to the entire world screaming his name from beyond the grave. His siblings are dead, and Klaus would love to join them, but despite his best efforts, the Void won't keep him. That doesn't mean he plans on giving up, at least until Ben spots a familiar face and Klaus finally has an answer to where Five ended up when he disappeared so many years ago. Five's hellbent on returning home to prevent the apocalypse, even if it takes years, and Klaus tries his best to keep him safe and happy in the meantime.

Only, their ideas of what that means might differ. For Klaus, it's been over fifteen years since he saw Five, and he's spent that time trying to convince himself Five's absence didn't absolutely destroy him. For Five, it's only been a couple weeks since he left Klaus, and he has to face what his disappearance did to the boy he loved.

Words: 7009, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Find Your Way Home

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Number Six | Ben Hargreeves

Relationships: Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy/Klaus Hargreeves

Additional Tags: Post-Apocalypse, klaus survives the apocalypse, Pre-Slash, Sibling Bonding, Complicated Relationships, Age Difference, Slow Burn, One-Sided Attraction, Going through puberty when the love of your life has already aged into an even hotter version, Eventual Smut, Eventual Happy Ending, Sibling Incest, Drug Use, Self-Harm, Temporary Character Death, Suicidal Thoughts, overdoses, Exploring their powers, Klaus has all the powers, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating will change, Unreliable Narrator, Klaus is both forgetful and also lies to himself so fucking much you guys