#canonically assigned hot by basira

[a-mag-meme-a-day]

meme for @a-mag-a-day Day 54

MAG 52 - Exceptional Risk

[darkacademiaarchivist]

if you AREN'T at least vaguely cosplaying a tma character at all times what are you even doing?

[bugsinthebayou]

keep thotting it up in heaven, king. hope you enjoy your time in paradise. sexiest man in 98 with those tits out and slut priest drip. i miss him so muchhh oh my godddd. press f for respects. fanonically assigned hot by the stampede

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

Oh Tim Stoker looks like this, Tim Stoker looks like that, but No! He doesn't! Tim is Canonically Hot, which means he looks like the Hottest Person I Know. Tim looks like a genderswapped version of my little sister's friend Sarah. Hope this helps.

[insertfandomrefhere]

no nuance allowed. pick one.

wikisongs playlist link for those that need it

[amaritheartist]

A list of some things that are very gender for me!

Androgynous Twink from Zelda

2. William Woodiam

3. This Song

4. Scarecrows in General

5. Peter Nickname from TPP

[NO IMAGE AVAILABLE, AS HE IS A PODCAST CHARACTER.]

6. The Fae

((Currently trying to convince myself that it would be a Bad Idea to trade my name for their gender.))

7. The Toy Soldier

((I'm pretty sure that it might not actually have a gender, but it still vibes with me.))

8. Ponchos

((Literally The Pinnacle Of NB Fashion!))

9. Them Scaly Bois!

10. Joe Spooky!

[NO IMAGE] [PODCAST CHARACTER]

((canonically assigned hot by Basira))

((Yeah, that's all! I'll add more later if I feel like it!))

[annahanover]

CANONICALLY ASSIGNED HOT BY BASIRA

[justablah56]

I am once again thinking about the canonically assigned hot by basira fan song

[beewitch4]

keep thotting it up in heaven king, hope you enjoy your kayaking trip sexiest man in tma with worm scar and hawaiian shirt drip i miss him so much (oh my god) pres f for respects canonically assigned hot by basira

tim is sexy and never did anything wrong (tim is a prick) i do not see it he's the love of my life and i am staying strong (by not looking at those who call him a dick) okay, in all seriousness (aaaaaahhhhhhhhh), i did not know that people found him toxic, or annoying at least i feel like tim has a deep-seeded primal, fear of geese.

keep thotting it up in heaven king, hope you enjoy your kayaking trip sexiest man in tma with worm scar and hawaiian shirt drip seducing those cops (fuck the police) rest peacefully, legend canONICALLY ASSIGNED HOT BY BASIRA

[jimmymagmastolemybagel]

A lil seaon 1 Tim because,,,, bicon

[im-a-medicinecat-martin]

Tim’s finger guns actually double handedly improved my mood Keep Thotting It Up In Heaven King I Miss You Every Day

[atlasishere]

If this post gets more than 5 notes, I'll reblog with some Tim "the Hot One" Stoker cosplay photos

Edit: the cosplay photos are in the notes

[bugsinthebayou]

canonically assigned hot by basira was so formative to me. i heard it once and it never left me

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

Mag 52

I don't really have any particularly insightful commentary to offer about institutionalised violence in the prison system, so I'm just gonna say that this guy sucks ass and I hate him.

Haha, yes, YES!! Killing and violence!! I really love the description of hitting 'the pressure pad on a bear trap'. What a great line to convey the purposeful violence of a Hunt avatar.

Friends :)

Cool that you can hear Jon turn off the official recording but his secret one keeps running. I hope the other tape recorder doesn't feel left out because its not getting as many secrets.

Jon's so cute. He's all, 'Yes, I learned all about old clowns 😊' and Basira is like 'I wonder if this massive nerd is capable of murdering the old Archivist?'

Basira: Just to confirm, you are a massive nerd, right?

Jon: Oh, absolutely.

Basira: Hmmm... 🤨

HURRAY! IT HAPPENED! THEY SAID THE THING!

Extremely great how quickly Jon says 'Martin'. There's three possibilities but he's so desperate for a chance to talk about Martin he doesn't even take a breath.

'Hey, who-?'

'MARTIN.'

And congratulations to Tim for being assigned canonically hot by Basira. I love that she did this while also putting down Jon.

'He has this horrific facial scarring, but unlike some people, he makes it work.'

She also knew Martin's name, but not Tim's. I'm taking that as a point towards my 'Basira and Martin went on #tunneladventures together looking for Gertrude's corpse' headcanon.

Tim: 😁👍

Basira: A hot man is smiling at me. What's his problem?

Basira 🤝 being ace 🤝 Jon

[1goatman1]

day 6 of @spacebunprince​s oc-tober! todays prompt, with your favourite character! i drew her with Tim from tma. keep thotting it up in heaven king, hope you enjoy your kayaking trip <3

[sunnydotjpeg]

every now and then someone will post those comments on tim's wiki page while talking about their blorbo and every single time i get the song stuck in my head for the next few hours