He didn’t even give my baby Tails a chance to react! Shad’s straight up massacring Team Sonic at this rate. Feel free to press F to pay for the fox’s respects.
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If Katara became Fire Lady, the person who this'd suck the most for isn't actually Aang, it'd be Bato's kid (or whoever's mum or dad happens to be good friends with Hakoda). Can you imagine? Your mum's voice?!?! Hakoda's kids are your age and they're out there being chief of the SWT and co-ruling over the Fire Nation. Who are you chieftain of?? You can't even govern a penguin. Disgusten.
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Facts-I-Just-Made-Up has rebranded!
FIJMU has changed its iconic former blurry logo! Once recognizable as a trusted name in lies, the facts icon you all know and love has been changed to a single letter "F" in an attempt to make people forget all the horrible things its owner has done. No longer will Facts be associated with my runaway greed, lack of taste, and outright violation of numerous communications laws, but only with the letter F, which has been traditionally used to pay respects. My greed, tasteless humor, and lies will naturally remain, but this will appease my shareholders* and should keep me out of prison for illegal emerald mining and heavy human rights violations for another week.
*All shares of FIJMU are owned by me, are not publicly traded, and the word "share" is used in the antiquated definition of "the blade of a plowing device," of which I own many now because there was a sale at the local antique mall and I had to buy a bunch to get a group deal on a copy of the old Playgirl magazine where you can see Edward G. Robinson's left ball.
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RIP LITG S1-S3
Gone, but never forgotten
(it's not everyone because I cba)
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Hey guys.
So I’m gonna have to unfortunately stop writing and leave this account for good.
The cops found me and I’m being arrested for having a bomb ass pussy and fat ass, sorry guys :(
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Props to any writers out there, fanfic or not
(Including peeps who write head-canons ‘v‘)
1. Attention span, what’s that?
2. Ideas naturally generate?? Ö
3. Putting life into actions, words, and thoughts?? HOLY COW???
4. Giving me vivid imagery from groups of lines on a screen or paper??? IS THIS WITCHERY???? /j
For context: I’ve been trying to write my first fanfic and HOLY SMOKES— How do y’all do it??
From ideas to formulating the thoughts and sentences you want to convey, everything is so HARD!!
Teach me your ways writing lords, teach them to me 🙏
Appreciation especially to you guys:
@flummii @frostyblustar @thepastelpop @soulvtude @kukos-satellite
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I love your art and everything, but please enough with the pony shit!
She died a long time ago, it's time to move on
Do more real furries
Thank you for loving my art! unfortunately as i have stated on the start of this year, i am on my hedonism phase, and i'm following my every whim. So if my brain suggests i write poems, i will comply, if my brain suggests i write 100 pages of fanfiction i will comply, if my brain suggests i edit videos i will comply, and if my brain suggests i draw more ponies, i will simply comply 👍
I'm doing this because i'm genuinely having fun with it lmao
Maybe someday i'll return to 'real furries'... maybe... who knows... Only if my brain demands it :)
in summation my blog my art my rules you have no power to demand me to do anything, good day
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Me as a teenager: I gotta be super normal in public, I want people to like me!
Me almost 30, knitting in the TSA line: As long as I’m not bothering anyone, who gives a fuck.
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playchoices used to be in the top 5 during tumblr’s year in review 😔
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