#capcom really likes chris

[coffeebrownn]

how you got so into RE? I'm curious! Did you play the games or something??

this is embarrassing.. i only like RE because of RE8 Chris (including DI and Vendetta), and no , i didn't play RE games (only RE7 but i'm going to try and pick RE8) but i did watch walkthroughs of RE2-4 Remake ((that didn't really peaked my interest)) , RE7 and lastly RE8.

I still haven't watch the full walkthroughs of RE1 , 5 and 6 (which is surprisingly chris heavy) and honestly , i don't know

[bluebellplayinggames]

allow me to ramble for a second. just finished playing resident evil revelations 2 and i have some Thoughts

i think a lot of this game was what re6 wanted to be. i like the progression of the plot and the fact that the story is told from two perspectives at two different points in time.

i REALLY liked claire's campaign over barry's tbh. barry felt like more of a flat character, although i may be a little biased from playing through re2 remake many many times.

i also am not a huge fan of how claire kinda felt like she was just. there? like i would say that the two protagonists are claire and barry, but barry felt like he was more important to the narrative than claire was. i think it's a similar problem that the original version of re4 had, where leon felt like the guy you played as and less like the main character. the remake fixed this a LOT though, and i hope if they do remake revelations 2, they integrate claire into the narrative more

[icepandawarrior]

Man, oh man... I don't know if it's just me or if it's my setup and strategizing, but I remember RE5's CPU, for the most part, being soggy wet buns. And now replaying it, Sheva throughout the entire run was (as overused as this phrase is) STANDING ON BUSINESS! There were times she had to save my ass from goons or heal me, and sometimes I would sit there thinking, "This can't be the same game I was struggling for hours playing in my elementary years there's no damn way."

[highlifeboat]

Chris is in it, but he spends majority time being supportive ally, to his transgendere bro :p

So that's no valid argument, hehe! /hj

That's 100% not true and you and I both know that pff

I do choose to believe he helps Jill stay in the closet until he's ready to tell other people, though.

[elena-fishr]

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[witerh]

Sleep Well While I'm by Your Side, Sweetheart || re:4r boyfriend!leon

NSFW!

warnings: fluff, somno, p in v, face down—ass up, sex partially clothed, rough, grabbing thighs and leaving bruises, teasing, change of position to doggy, whining, creampie, aftercare leon is rough in sex, gentle after coming; the reader is not talkative, leon is on the contrary talkative, the action takes place after re4r upon his arrival home at night

notes: there was a stream from capcom recently and i was so happy with the new gameplay spoilers. i hope we see chris and jill with claire ;(

rating: explicit

summary: after his mission in spain, you both missed each other too much. the occasional calls comforted both of you, but you missed it. you needed more. you had to sacrifice your sleep to greet him with kisses and hugs.

After a month abroad, Leon had finally returned from his grueling mission in Spain. Safe to say, both of you were eager for each other the moment he stepped through the front door. Even if it was the middle of the night.

I won't hide it, Leon hated missions. Or well, he used to kind of enjoy them, because it helped him distract him from his nightmares and traumas, even if those missions eventually worsened them. But still, he couldn’t really think of anything else when he was busy saving the world and killing bioweapons.

But ever since he met you, his life started to get a meaning. It was a little frightening, because even death seemed to make the tough agent now shiver in his boots.

Leon didn’t think he’d ever find a special person like you. His older self would probably scold him for falling in love, but he couldn’t help it. Not when you're the prettiest girl he ever laid his eyes on and the sweetest girl he ever talked to. It was hard to not fall for you even if he didn’t want to admit his feelings at first. He’s Leon Scott Kennedy for God’s sake, the golden boy at the DSO. He is quite known for his tough and stoic exterior, his strong willingness and his determination.

But with you?

He could be the softest boy in the world, like a fragile flower that needed to be taken care of. It’s rare to see the federal agent turn into a needy, whiny and adorable little boy.

But after his missions?

He wasn’t that soft boy like usual, but completely something else. Leon couldn’t explain the feelings himself, but it was a mix of desperation and desire, like a beast gnawing at its enclosure. It drove him completely crazy, like he’s actually losing his mind. Being away from you this long made his libido heighten to the point he got a fucking boner when thinking of your sweet voice. He had to have you in his arms, seeing you writhe from pleasure and moan his name.

“Oh lord those pretty moans...” he thinks.

Without wasting any more time, Leon quickly made his way home from the airport. And soon enough, he finally reached home, his sanctuary. Well, not really home because home is being in arm of yours. Fumbling with the keys, his fingers trembling slightly, he unlocked the door and dropped his bags, immediately searching for his gorgeous girlfriend.

The time seemed to stop for a second when he found you in the bedroom. You looked so cozy and homey in his old shirt. All the tiredness disappeared as if with a snap of his fingers. His eyes lit up with love.

He clung to you, began to shower your calm face, and you only moaned in your sleep, and his arms hugged you around the waist. He held you close, giving you all his love while you were in your dreams. Your chest rose and fell calmly and his hands went under his shirt on your beautiful body.

He wanted to be near you right now, he needed you more than ever. This feeling of hunger always reached him after missions. Especially long ones like this one.

He lifted his shirt and exposed your bare tits, his thumb and index finger pinched your nipple while he sucked on the other nipple. He nibbled lightly with his teeth, barely touching them, not wanting to hurt you.

You were meowing in your sleep, fidget, your thighs involuntarily squeezing together as you grumble under your breath. This made Leon chuckle. He released your nipple with a wet pop before giving your beautiful tits a little more attention. He can't help but run his wet lips from his saliva down your stomach, showering every inch with invisible kisses.

Then his path went south bound, he moved your panties to the side, while your eyelashes fluttered. You woke up. He didn't even notice that you woke up, feeling his hot touches.

“Hey, I thought you were coming in the morning.” you mumbled in a hoarse voice from sleep.

“Plans have changed, Ashley is home and I am now close to my little family.” he kissed your thigh while he played with your pussy, rubbing up and down your clit. “rest, let me take care of you...”

What happened next was quite obvious with how damn horny Leon was.

“Jesus Christ… Her body…” he thought, mind clouded as his hips snapped against your pussy. “god, she’s driving me fucking crazy…”

“That’s it— that’s a good girl, baby… Goddamn,” Leon groaned, barely able to string his own thoughts together as he slammed his hips flush with your reddening ass over and over. The rhythm he set was impatient, relentless, and borderline torturous for both of you. “So tight, so warm… Fuck, baby, you feel like heaven…”

Fingers digging into the flesh of your naked waist as he took you from behind, you were already certain there would be marks in the morning. Though that would be the least of your worries if you could even walk after this.

The separation had been agony.

“Fuck,” he growled, the dominance in his touch evident as he held you firmly in place. “T-taking all of me so well. You… you have no idea what you’re fucking doing to me, sweetheart.”

The sensation of him reaching your deepest parts, of the velvety tightness of your pussy enveloping his cock, was almost too much—almost.

Breathless encouragements and filthy praises left his lips uncontrollably, further fueling the fire building within him and the growing need to fuck you into oblivion, lose himself within the lust that boiled over between you.

“I’m gonna fu—fuck you until you can’t remember your own name…” he promised, leaning over you to place sloppy kisses onto your bare upper back. Leon was fully mesmerized by the sight below him: you, with your flushed face half in the pillow, desperately clawing at the bedsheets with your rear lifted for him by your knees. To him, you were more addicting than any drug.

He really really missed you… and your sweet cunt.

Full of a month’s worth of pent-up sexual frustration and nearing his end, Leon’s thrusts became even more erratic and harsh, forcing bruising pressure against your cervix as he dove deeper. His breath shuddering, your name was a refrain upon his lips, a chant that mingled awe with satisfaction.

“Fuck! You’re… squeezing me so fucking hard.”

His calloused palms spread down your back, pushing his shirt up your body as you drooled into the pillow like a stupid slut. Your vision was blurry, and when he thrust particularly deeply, your back arched in response.

“Oh, you—you... I want to see your face,” he growled, his hands grabbed you by the waist tightly and flipped you onto your back, facing him. “there you go, pretty.”

His hips stopped in you, remaining inside you while he kissed you and you just threw your head back. “I love you so much.. Phew, let me take a few breaths.”

“Sure, whatever you say,” his gaze darted to you, his cornflower blue eyes landing on your beautiful face, on your pink apples of cheeks, on those lips. He realized how he falls in love with you more and more every day. “I love you too, baby.”

He kissed you deeply, his teeth grazing your bottom lip, biting it weakly before you responded, your hands coming to rest on his strong shoulders. You both pulled back for air, your lungs at their limit.

“On your hands and knees, now, baby.”

Having you on all fours, stripped of all your clothes, Leon was in heaven. He couldn't remember the last time he felt like this.

“Fucking missed you,” he whispered as he grabbed your hips, squeezing them and pulled you back against his hard, throbbing cock. He was already leaking pre-cum as he leaned back to admire the sight in front of him. “God… you’re gonna be the death of me.”

He groaned before positioning himself behind you, aligning his cock with your entrance. Having pushed just the tip in, he grabbed your ass cheeks, spreading them apart to get a better view of your sopping pussy swallowing his cock. “Fuck…” he groaned your name as he slowly pushed in. The sensation of your warm, tight hole was enough to make his eyes roll back.

His hands reached down to your body, squeezing one of those breasts, pinching and stroking your pink nipple, alternating this causing your beautiful 'ahh' to come out from your lips.

What first started as slow and gentle, quickly turned into rough sex. He just couldn’t get enough of you and that pussy of yours. At this point he was releasing all of his pent-up sexual frustration as he pounded deeply and roughly from behind, hitting your cervix every time he thrusted in. “Taking me—ngh—so fuckin’ good… oh my god,” he moaned, his fingers digging a little too deeply into your skin, leaving red marks on your skin.

“Oh, you’re so deep!” you exclaim and moan as his fingers dig deep into the skin of your ass, leaving bruises.

As if he wasn’t rough enough already, he spanked your ass cheeks, alternating between the two before grabbing a fistful of your hair. He pulled yourr head back, seeing your eyes. He hold your hair, forcing you to arch your back more as he quickened his pace further.

He looked down as he watched your juicy ass jiggle with each thrust and his cock disappear completely in your tight pussy, your ass cheeks completely red from both the spanks and hard thrusts. With that dumb toothy smirk of his, he grabbed both of your wrists, pinning them behind your back while one of his hands moved to your abdomen to keep your torso up.

You cried out, it was too much for you. The walls of your cunt were pulsating, squeezing him hard with each deep thrust. His hand presses lightly on your lower abdomen, making you clench your teeth from the sensitivity, you feel how close you are and he knows it.

“Oh god, mhm—you’re gonna make me cum, huh?” he grunted as he leaned into your ear, moaning into your ear. “That greedy pussy—fuck—feels heavenly, baby.”

“Y—yes.. I want to make you cum...” you admit, throwing your head back and closing your eyes, just enjoying this moment. “I'm so close, Leon, please...—”

Before you can finish speaking, moans involuntarily fly out of your lips because of his cock, you are suffocated and you have become a needy mess on his cock. Your knees are shaking despite the support of his hand on your stomach.

“Please what?” he teases you as his balls slap against your clit, he picks up the pace of his hips, wanting to bring you to your peak first like the gentleman he is.

“Please.. can I cum? Please, I'm asking you so bad, honey... I need it so badly..!” You exhale, saying all this in one breath as he knocks all the air out of you. You desperately swallow air with your mouth and your hands clutch the sheets of the bed that are stained with both of you shared juices. “I can’t stand it any longer...”

“Come on for me, babe, all over my cock. Cover it with your juices. Now.”

He was so close too, he was losing control when he took that ass. Another thrust into your pussy, another and another, he only groaned. “there, there,” he gasps, “I'm going to cum too, take it so good—ohh,” he lets out a deep groan and his head falls back in pure bliss. “cumming, baby!”

He collapsed tiredly on top of you and immediately tried to roll over onto his side next to you. Leon didn't want to crush you with his weight when your lungs were burning inside you. You needed rest.

His strong arms pulled you against his chest. His cock slipped out of you while you were gasping for breath and just happy right now in the middle of the night naked and dirty with your boyfriend.

“Rest, snuggle up to me and sleep well when i'm finally near with you.” he coos, his fingers curling into your hair as he strokes it and you lift your head to meet his gaze.

“I love you so much, stay with me as long as you can...” you mumble and close your eyes as he kisses your forehead before reaching over to get some napkins and wipe his cum off your thighs.

Thanks for reading!

[thesharktanksdriver]

Devils may love?: MARVEL vs CAPCOM

Thought I’d make this as a fun what if? And addition to devils may love?. Also dedicated to my sincere love of fighting games that I suck at playing

Links: masterlist, part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

You’d long accepted that working at devil may cry but especially under a boss like Dante meant you’d be in for a lot more than you initially signed up for

From being kidnapped by his evil twin brother

Almost dying via a jester demon

The raccoons in the back

And not to mention the entirety of mallet island

Not much you could say really phased you anymore unless it was Dante related or your parents

But even then, this was plane ridiculous

You think this to yourself staring at a mixture of super hero’s and many other oddballs

Apparently the multiverse exists and it’s in danger or something

And Dante was dragged into it and by extension you

God your life was complicated as it was before this

Now all this multiverse bullshit is just making it worse

Character profile

Weapons: given to them by their friend Lady, Honeypie carries around a steel briefcase that can be both used to attack and carries a variety of weapons they half hazardly packed into it. From Agni and Rudra to Nevan and many more goodies like firearms. They’re armed to the teeth to make up for lack of demon heritage that a certain someone has.

Profile: Honeypie also known as y/n- is the secretary of devil may cry and quote “the person keeping this place from burning down”. They were a normal person who when needing cash turned to the place that would eventually be named “devil may cry”. Though now being a decently trained person due to two devil hunters they prefer not to be involved in the madness unless necessary but keeps getting dragged into it whether due to Dante’s shenanigans or due to an intense worry for their friends safety.

First appearance: devil may cry (2001)

Power grid

Intelligence: 5/7

Strength: 2/7

Speed: 4/7

Stamina: 4/7

Energy projection: huh? Dante what the hell does that mean- 1/7

Fighting ability: 5/7

(Tacked on with a sticky note onto the stat screen is) Effectiveness in making a broom a weapon: 7/7

A few Character interactions

With Phoenix wright

“Can I get your card? With how much trouble Dante gets into I might need a defence attorney on stand by”

With Morrigan

“Oh are you the same Morrigan that Nevan mentioned? She asked me to invite you to movie night if I ran into you, plus she has some gossip that “is so juicy that it’s to die for” apparently”

With rocket raccoon

“Dear god, please tell me you’re not from the same pack behind the shop. I can deal with demons but not that”

Deadpool

“You’re paying for the damages to dmc that you caused this isn’t up for discussion….also please stop calling me a “reader insert” I don’t know what that means nor do I care that apparently god is a shark tanks diver”

Chun-Li

“Would you be up for potentially training me? My friend lady showed me some hand to hand but I’m really lacking in that department still”

Chris redfield

“Redfield? Sorry thought you said Redgrave for a second there. Similar last name to me and Dante’s hometown….Though I guess there is also that journalist Antonio Redgrave”

Jill Valentine

“You and lady would get along, maybe I should hook you two up sometime. I’m sure she’d be up for drinks”

Wesker

“Uhh please stop looking at me like you’re dissecting me…it’s fucking weird”

Professor X

“Since your a mind reader can you confirm for me if Dante has pizza and sundaes on his mind 24/7? Because I don’t know what else could be going on in there anymore”

Mephisto

“Stop trying to rope me into a deal unless you want Dante, Trish and lady on your ass buddy”

Amaterasu

“Aww you’re a good girl! The bestest girl Ammy!”

Dante interactions

Intro 1 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Cmon! say it please”

“Really?”

“I’ll finish the stack of stuff on my desk when we get back”

“ugh fine…..Featuring Dante from devil may cry”

Intro 2 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Hey! Stay back this time! I don’t want you hurt again!”

“I’ll be fine Dante, just get this over with already”

Intro 3 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Oi! Get back here Dante! You still have the bills to pay!”

“Sorry but Duty calls Honeypie!”

“Duty my ass! You can wipe the floor with them any day! Now finish this quick”

“Aww I’m touched honey~”

Victory (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Say it with me honey!”

“….fine”

“Jackpot”

Loss (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Ughhhhh Honeypie can you kiss my wounds better?”

“Dante your already healing”

“My heart isn’t healed though”

“Seems like your brain hasn’t either”

Intro 1 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Cmon honey! No need to be so upset”

“Dante I’m going to make hell look like a cakewalk unless you pay the electricity”

“Uh…so about that, I may or may not have spent that money on pizza-“

“I’m going to kill you”

Intro 2 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Don’t worry honeypie~ I’ll be gentle with ya”

“That’s it! Get over here!!”

“Woah hey copyright-“

Intro 3 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Is this about the raccoons?! I swear I didn’t mean to teach them how to use guns”

“What?!? No!! This is about you tracking blood on the carpet and now apparently i have more than just one reason to be mad at you!!”

“Oops”

Victory (against Honeypie)

“I wasn’t too rough with you, was I?”

“You better give me a bonus asshole…”

“Ok that’s pretty fair. I did try to be gent-”

“Dante stop talking right now”

Loss (against Honeypie)

“That was a dirty trick bringing out the broom and spritzing me”

“Alls fair in love and war Dante”

“God I wish that were true”

“Huh?”

Vergil interactions

Intro 1 (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Next time can you please just ask instead of grabbing me and dragging me here? I would’ve said yes”

“I shall…keep that in mind for my next encounter”

“Thanks, that might be sooner rather than later considering I already hear Dante”

Intro 2 (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Stay back, I shall handle this quickly”

“Uhh ok? That doesn’t answer why you brought me here though-“

Intro 3 (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Show me how you’ve gotten stronger than when we last met, I’m curious the devil arms you’d acquired”

“I’ll do my best, but a quick warning is that I’m not on your level”

“You have more power than most other humans”

“Thanks, I can’t tell if I should take that as a compliment since your saying this knowing there are a bunch of superhero’s around us or a jab about humanity…I’ll choose the first option”

“Wise choice”

Victory (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“The arrows of almighty god are drawn, angels of death louring in the heaven”

“Thousands of souls must seek the realms of light, and walk together on the clouds of heaven”

“Prepare, prepare”

Loss (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Don’t look at me with such pity”

“There’s a difference between pity and sympathy Vergil. Now, Heal your wounds instead of throwing yourself into another battle let alone hell again”

Intro 1 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Would you stop with repeatedly kidnapping me?!?”

“Must you be so difficult and just follow me?”

“Why you can’t you just ask like a normal person?!?”

Intro 2 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Please don’t slice my arm off or something in this kind of friendly practice fight”

“I’d never harm you in such a way…”

“That was both ominous and reassuring”

Intro 3 (when fighting Honeypie)

“Please don’t be too rough with me, I can’t walk off being impaled like Dante”

“Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle”

“Wow…you two really are twins”

Victory (against Honeypie)

“Come now, I’ll show you the true power I’d attained”

“You really could have just taken a minute to ask Vergil”

Loss (against Honeypie)

“What?! How!”

“Wow even I’m surprised here. I guess the broom and spraying water trick works well against demons like their disgruntled cats”

Trish interactions

Intro 1 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Good to see you honey~ things certainly got more interesting”

“I’d say it’s good to see you too before I heard that nickname”

“If you help me win I’ll stop calling you it-“

“Deal!”

“-For the day”

“Damn it, I forget your real devil sometimes”

Intro 2 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Be sure to wear something rubber, things might get a bit electrifying”

“Uhh I’m in leather right now,”

“Even better”

“Huh? Well Uh, I’m gonna keep at least 5 feet away”

Intro 3 (when equipped with Honeypie as a teamate)

“I like the new pants Trish!“

“I dress to impress. I’ll take you shopping when this is over and show you where”

Victory (with Honeypie as a teamate)

“Wah~ hey! You shocked me on purpose there!”

“I plead the fifth honey-”

“What about our agreement!”

“Fine, Darling…doesn’t have the same ring to it though”

“What is with all of you and that god awful nickname?”

Loss (with Honeypie as a teammate)

“Well looks like your still my sweet Honeypie for now”

“Nooooo! Damn it!”

“Better luck next time honey. Now let’s go shopping to feel better”

Intro 1 (against Honeypie)

“Uh, you won’t fry me too bad right? I’d rather not have electrical burns on me”

“As if I could ever burn that pretty face of yours”

“Uh we sure that I’m the pretty face here?”

“As sure as I am that hell will freeze over when Dante settles his tab”

Intro 2 (against Honeypie)

“Don’t look so nervous honey, I won’t spark you too hard”

“I’m Moreso worried about having a motorcycle chucked at me”

Intro 3 (against Honeypie)

“This is reminding me a bit of mallet island”

“Don’t worry Trish, *ahem* I’ll fill Your dark soul with light!”

“Pfft- I’m gonna tell Dante you quoted that”

“Oh please don’t-“

Victory (against Honeypie)

“ you good there Honeypie?”

“Note to self…I’m never taking the risk of pissing you off in any way possible”

“Don’t worry, I’ll rub some salve on your wounds”

Loss (against Honeypie)

“Colour me impressed, you’ve gotten a lot better”

“I just still can’t believe broom worked”

“I’ve seen Dante use much worse as a weapon and succeed, anything is possible”

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[tru-daddy]

Even if Capcom didn't plan anything with the writing and Project W wasn't a thing until RE5, I still love the fact that the reveal recontextualizes Wesker's line to Chris in RE1:

It's meant to be all smug he's like "I've always been with Umbrella 😏" But now knowing Wesker's backstory it's quite a sad and ironic line. Like he really has always been with Umbrella... This is one of my roman empires my guy thought he was chilling as Dr. Frankenstein when instead, he was actually Frankenstein's monster.

[weskie]

hiiiiii love of my life weskie i need your thoughts on fanged wesker please!

GODDDDDDDDDD SO MANY THOUGHTS DARLING TREKK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING

okay okay. stars wesker having to hide them because why does the chief of the special operations unit have fucking fangs?? covering his mouth with a fist when he so much as chuckles. being careful not to eat around the others. smiling is done with closed lips.

finally having that confrontation in front of the tyrant tank and smirking big and wide to show off his fangs to chris/jill for the intimidation factor.

godddd though imagine his canines breaking your skin. him getting too lost in the moment or perhaps feeling possessive and marking you with a nice chomp into your shoulder.

begging him to go as dracula for halloween because he's already got the teeth for it, plus he's soooo tall and mysterious and has formal wear. he relents when he realizes he basically only needs to put on a cape. you will not be dying his hair black, however. bonus points if he has his eye mutation at this point. (vampire wesker save me. save m e vampire w esker)

ooh, oooooh give me fang-having wesker with a bit of an oral fixation where he's often running the tip of his tongue along the point of his fangs. maybe he even likes a finger in his mouth every so often (we can blame the homelander influence here lMAO) and he'll happily let you insert your thumb while you sit in his lap or do 😏 other things

OOOOOOF and what about when he gets really angry and bares his teeth

or maybe a fang scraping along the sensitive skin of your inner thigh 😩

capcom should stop being cowards and give him fangs

[dalekofchaos]

REVIII would've been better if we played as Mia

Not gonna lie. I think it REVIII would've been a better game if Ethan "died" and we played is Mia instead.

Imagine Mother Miranda abducted Ethan instead and Chris shot "Ethan" instead of Mia.

Ethan dies and Rose is taken. Okay Ethan wouldn’t really be dead either, either because of the mold or it was Miranda pretending to be him instead. Ethan being the one locked up and “experimented on” makes more sense too if the mold reveal is kept. 

Then we have Mia coming to rescue her family.

Mia as the protagonist would've been great. Her coming to terms with her guilt that her actions working with the Connections is catching up to her, we learn why Mia worked for The Connections and we could've gotten parallels to Miranda. Two mothers who worked together in The Connections. & a chance for her to be forgiven/forgive herself

Again, Mia and Miranda knew each other

Plus Mia dealing with the Four Lords would've been fun.

Lady D has been confirmed as gay, so just imagine instead of "STUPID MANTHING" Lady D instead tries to make Mia her pet and lover. Dimistrescu's daughters refusing to let Mia leave. Because "Mother has chosen you. You're gonna be our new mommy" when Mia kills the daughters, Lady D starts to lose it. What started out with Lady D having an obsessive crush, turned into a violent lust and then slowly to revenge.

Same scenario with Donna, but Donna and Angie just wanted a new playmate in Mia.

Same scenario with Moreau, but I could see Mia having a gentler touch with him and giving him the affection Mother Miranda refused to give him

Heisenberg's dynamic with Mia would be the same as Ethan. He disgusts her and just wants her family back. Heisenberg wants to use Ethan and Rose to kill Miranda.

One thing I would change is adding Zoe Baker to the mix. One thing I noticed is Zoe contacting the Winters and the BSAA contacting Zoe, Zoe grew suspicious of the BSAA. So have Zoe contact Chris, Chris has Zoe help Mia while she's on the island via the laptop in the church. When Chris and Mia officially team up, Zoe is there. And in the ending we see Ethan, Mia, Rose and Zoe altogether.

Mia calls out Chris on his bullshit. If he trusted her and Ethan, they could've stopped Miranda together, kept Rose safe and none of them would've been endangered, but instead he had to play the hero and kept them in the dark and acted like the villain.

You could have Ethan sacrificing himself to bring Mia back from the dead or you can have Ethan and Mia bonded by the mold, Rose is alive and they leave together as a family. I'd rather choose the second option because I feel like the appeal of the Winters family is better than "lol Ethan is dead you get one DLC with Rose but no Mia" lol fuck off Capcom.

So yeah I REALLY feel like REVIII would've been better with Mia as the protagonist.

[bluebellplayinggames]

finished resident evil revelations 2 and idk i feel like the devs were really proud of barry's storyline which is unfortunate for me. because i preferred claire's.

[cenorii]

Headcanons about Oldsker

I drew him quite a lot, so I managed to form an opinion about him. Yes, officially Oldsker exists only in our heads, but that doesn't stop us from coming up with something about him. Who is he? Read here.

— Of course, my main hedcanon is his appearance:

— I think Oldsker is the perfect version of Wesker, the final stage of his personal evolution. It's not only the result of his personal growth, but also the result of Capcom's labors to make a complete and final version of the character that will include all the notes and previous games, creating a coherent image out of all the vast information there is about him.

— Having limited himself all his life, Wesker was able to go all out after the volcano. Now that he wasn't bound by the confines of Spencer's upbringing, nor held back by the fulfillment of his dreams, he felt free. Now he was like a child who had been told by his parents to "do whatever you want." Wesker, who had never used foul language before, might start doing it. Wesker, who previously didn't drink and despised bad habits, might try them. Long hair and a different clothing style? He's just getting started. He's free and will probe that feeling in absolutely everything. Acting like a silly joker on the street? Easy. Create the image of the urban lunatic around him as a disguise? Oh yes, he likes that. He's free and his name no longer constrains him, because he'll change it too.

— I think Wesker got tired of having the same hairstyle for 50 years, styling his hair every morning, and so on. And he's already 61. Feeling completely free, like a teenager craving self-expression, he will grow his hair out and not care about styling at all. The only thing he will do with his hair is wash it. He doesn't even need a blow dryer anymore, just a towel, because now he loves himself any way he can. And he no longer needs to be "perfect" to like himself.

— He hasn't gotten rid of the habit of wearing sunglasses, but he really needs it to fit in with society. His eyes still tend to glow with emotion, and basically have an unconventional look. It's unlikely that colored contact lenses can override something so unusual.

— He doesn't forget about Chris. For Chris, Wesker's "death" means a lot, thanks to this event Chris realized that his fight was worth the lives saved. But for Wesker, this event is also very important. He has revised absolutely his entire life, changing the way he approaches it.

— Chris is his obsession. Wesker admires him, hates him, loves him, despises him, loves him, and so it is every day… every day is his struggle with feelings he is not familiar with, but tries to understand. Wesker has become free of any restraints, but the walls that were erected around his feelings still stand. And that's why he's such a noob in feelings, he doesn't know what he's feeling or how to describe it. That's why his relationship with Chris is so confused… He created Chris clones for some new purpose, but the purpose is just an excuse for his real attitude towards Chris.

— He continues to pursue his hobby and creates various weapons and names them after himself, paying homage to his "past life". Thanks to "Albert Wesker" he realized what he wanted out of life, and because of him he became the man he is today.

— I like the name Michael Baxter from this theory. I think that even though it's a weird nickname, it would be a great fit for Oldsker instead of his past name that was given to him by Umbrella and Spencer. He'd obviously want to stop being associated with "Wesker" because it's a dirty and disgusting project. But would he want to stop being Albert? Perhaps the name is too catchy and would expose his whole new image. So he would want to change his name completely, renouncing his past self.

— Oldsker hasn't changed, he's just become liberated and free. Perhaps there are scars on his body that have not been healed by regeneration, due to his powers becoming weaker.

— He probably knows Karl Heisenberg. It's unlikely to be any kind of close acquaintance, but they could very well turn out to be conversation partners by correspondence. Karl could be telling Oldsker about Miranda's plans, and Oldsker could be chattering unrestrainedly about Chris and his plans for him.

— Perhaps freedom would turn his head a little and he'd look for himself in completely unexpected directions. How about…writing a novel? Can this Wesker write NSFW about him and Chris? 😳

[biohazard-4ever]

Leon: "You chose the role of rescuer rather than fighter, like me. You chose a path that your brother and I couldn't follow. You weren't wrong."

Leon - Degeneration

(couldn't follow =/= Not wanting to)

Leon - Darkside Chronicles

Leon - RE4Remake

Leon: So you got an arms dealer on one side, and on the other, a government dropping bombs on weddings. Who's the bad guy here?

Leon - Vendetta

Leon - Death Island

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Leon is NOT backing up the government on Dylan’s accusations. Leon KNOWS they are true! But he’s being FORCED to work for the government.

Ship fans: "He’s morally grey, like Ada! My SHIP!"

"He’s protecting the government’s secrets! Look!"

Do you really think he’s doing it willingly? Do you genuinely believe Leon is working for the government because he WANTS to? Be honest...

Do you think so?

Because if you believe Leon is working for the government by choice, that doesn’t make him “morally grey.” It makes him stupid and naive.

Leon doesn’t have a choice.

And YES, Leon was protecting Claire AND Shen. Claire was kidnapped simply because she was investigating on her own—IMAGINE if she’d gotten her hands on that chip.

Leon has BOTH hands tied behind his back. He’s forced to act in line with the government to keep the people he cares about SAFE!

CAPCOM GAVE LEON, IN RE VENDETTA, THE "FALLEN H E R O ROLE." the same they gave Chris in RE6!

Because they have defined Leon is one! Deal with it.

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The main reason I dislike aeon so much is particularly because capcom has this strange thing that they do where they don't really show us how in love they are, they TELL us. If your characters were genuinely as in love and enthralled with each other as you say they are, we wouldn't need every character they interact with to TELL us they're in love.

i.e: "sounds like you know her well" from RE4R, "you have feelings for her dont you?" from RE6, "I can't believe i actually miss her" from RE2R, etc

You do not need to constantly vocalize how in love they are if they're truly in love and the games do it so much that it becomes repetitive. Someone's always asking Leon about Ada and TELLING him his feelings for her instead of us being shown that hes longing for and pining for her.

And this doesnt work specifically because of Leon's dry, cynical attitude toward Ada even in the original games. Their chemistry doesn't actually start working (in a sense) until RE6 but in 6 its basically forced down the players' throats.

Not to mention (especially in the 4 remake) Ada has a very odd boredness around Leon that people claim she uses as a way to hide her feelings for him. But I bring you this as a counter: her attitude toward Luis in the Separate Ways DLC.

Ada shows more genuine joy and emotion around Luis than she does toward Leon (even in the other games (maybe beside 6)). At one point she even giggles and smiles at him (which she has NEVER done to Leon):

She is constantly angry and exasperated with Luis the same way she is with Leon but the difference is that it doesn't feel as mocking toward Luis as it does Leon. She softens a lot easier around Luis even in their very limited screen time and interactions.

She has only ever ALLOWED Luis to touch her. With Leon, SHE is the one dictating the interaction and how its going to work. With Luis, she is less harsh about it and actually allows him to support her and help her in a way Leon has not.

(NOTE THE CLOSENESS ADA IS ALLOWING FROM LUIS,)

(1 video per post limit ugh)

(VS HOW IMMEDIATELY SHE BRUSHED LEON OFF.)

She is very adamant about keeping Leon very far at arm's length and that COULD be because she has repressed feelings for him but it NEVER comes off that way. She is much more vibrant and emotional around Luis which we NEVER get to see around Leon. She's somewhat flirty and joking around Leon but not in the same way she is with Luis.

Aeon (imo) feels forced. Like capcom is TELLING us "hey, theyre meant for each other" when its not VISIBLE and not FELT like Leon/Ada's interactions are with other characters. Leon has more chemistry with Chris in Vendetta ALONE than he has with Ada. They feel meant for other characters but theyre being forced together in a way that feels clunky and badly written.

AND ANOTHER THING:

Capcom CANNOT just allow Ada to be a character without attaching her to Leon. Leon has his own arcs and development but she feels (ESPECIALLY IN THE OLD GAMES) like an accessory to him in the way her story and arc almost always completely revolve around him.

The Separate Ways DLC was changed SO much and it seems like they were trying to remedy it but even STILL she was constantly being stuck back to Leon and unallowed to have her own growth. She is the same old Ada because she can't become a different Ada if she's still attached to Leon's hip in the way capcom DESPERATELY needs her to be. The only biohazard movie she shows up in is Damnation and she's STILL Leon's little "femme fatale shadow of his past" character that i HATE. She disappears at the end of the movie and thats the LAST that we see of her.

I'm not saying that shipping aeon is like devil sent or the worst thing ever or anything, im just saying that (in my personal opinion) it doesnt work the way that most people think it does. Their relationship feels very surface level and forced. My biggest example of this is the kiss in RE2R. I've always had a problem with this scene particularly because aeon crusaders use it as a "GOTCHA!" moment to prove that theyre in love.

HOWEVER.

Ada seems disingenuous and Leon doesnt look overcome with love. Ada does this--not as impulse--but as a calculated move to catch Leon off guard and manipulate him into doing what she NEEDS him to do. It is her act of duty because she is immobile, injured, and a liability. She needs to act fast. So she does.

Leon does not react with wonder. He reacts with confusion. He does not look in love. He moves on from it very quickly. He appears to be questioning her and himself immediately after it is over. He does not react.

That is abject confusion.

I cannot say the same for the og re2 cause the graphics are pixels and the VA work is so bad that its hard to tell any emotion from it. But I can say in confidence that the kiss scene here does not seem to represent love at first sight.

The love at first sight trope is extremely difficult to pull off correctly and capcom had a good foundation for it... but not for Ada and Leon.

For Leon and CLAIRE.

They're much more involved together in RC in the original RE2 and the Darkside Chronicles and MUCH less present in the remake but STILL. The remake manages to capture a tenderness and genuine affection between them that Ada/Leon don't have in this game (or the others for that matter). The way they set up the Ada/Leon "romance" here is very strange. Like theyre trying to reassure us that theyre interested in each other without actually doing the emotional groundwork to prove it.

What particularly drives me crazy is that Aeon is in retrospect a very toxic ship that doesnt work between either of them. Ada treats Leon like a constant: "i dont have to work on this because he'll always be here waiting for me." And Leon always comes out of the otherside of their interactions worse off than he entered (think about the transition in his appearance and mental state from RE6 to Vendetta: the loss of weight, sarcastically dark hair, HEAVY alcohol use, increased suicidality) and of course this is affected by outside trauma as well, but it also has to do with Ada and her lingering influence on him that capcom must have in every game she appears in. It drags him down, makes him worse, and he never gets closure.

Ada also never gets closure because she pulls away before she can to avoid it for as long as possible. Which then just boils their dynamic down to "this is mysterious because we never communicate or accept each other into our lives" which in addition to the awful emotional layout capcom has done, just makes the ship extremely frustrating. And not in a slow burn "JUST KISS ALREADY" way. In a "can this please just be over already" kind of way.

I could go on about this all day but I'll shut up now lest the aeon shippers hear me from afar and come to rip my throat out

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Yes this is just my opinion. No i dont care if you ship aeon. No im not expecting to convert people or change your mind.

[rpdlocker]

been meaning to do this for quite a while! Chris redfield is very special to me. I am very disappointed Capcom never gave him a canon birthday besides “1973” so as an astrologer I did some deep dives on his character and came up with this. Please be advised this is my opinion! I’d love to hear your takes below.

Chris Redfield — Birthday + Zodiac Headcanons + Analysis

Chris Redfield’s birthday is April 23rd, 1973.

this birthday would make him a Taurus sun. Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty, love, and values—so even though Taurus is grounded and stubborn, there’s a deep loyalty and romanticism underneath the surface. I feel that this describes Chris to a T, but let’s discuss further! :)

Why It Fits Chris:

Stable Protector: Taurus energy is deeply rooted in loyalty, safety, and consistency. Chris is always someone people can rely on. From Raccoon City to Kijuju to the BSAA—he stays standing on business when others fall. Taurus is the “rock” of the zodiac. That’s literally Chris Redfield in a nutshell.

Slow to Trust, But Loyal for Life: Taurus types don’t trust easily. Once you’re in, you’re in. Think of his long-standing partnerships: Jill, Claire, Sheva, Piers, etc. He doesn’t jump from person to person emotionally or professionally. But when he does find someone he cares for - he is loyal to them to a fault.

Sensory Creature: Taurus signs are physical beings. He trains hard, values the body, endures pain—he literally walks through hell physically to protect others. There’s a sensual side to Taurus too - especially sexually but I’ll save that for another post. ;)

Stubborn as Hell: Chris’s bullheaded determination? Classic Taurus. Once he sets his mind on something (justice, revenge, protecting others), he will not stop—even to his own detriment (RE6 Chris is literally the dark side of that). We can also see that in canon files about his brief time in the airforce. Some argue it was insubordination, others argue it was stubbornness. Both are very taurean traits either way.

Earthy and Grounded: He doesn’t need flashy leadership. He just leads by example. Quiet strength. The Taurus way.

Now in astrology we also look at someone’s moon and rising sign. I have yet to figure out Chris’ rising sign but moon sign is for sure in Capricorn and here is why.

🌙 The Moon represents emotions, inner needs, and how we really feel when the armor is off. Capricorn Moons are known for their emotional restraint, sense of duty, and deeply buried tenderness.

Why It Fits Chris:

Stoic Exterior, Soft Core: A Capricorn Moon person doesn’t show emotions easily. But they feel them—hard. Chris is often portrayed as emotionally closed off or reserved, especially in his later years, but moments with Claire - or even Jill and Piers show how much he feels underneath. This would also apply to any romantic partner he may have.

Burden-Bearer: This placement carries so much responsibility. Even as a young man, Chris took the weight of protecting others onto himself. That’s a Capricorn Moon trait—“If I don’t do it, no one will.” And let’s not forget how he had to ‘man up’ and raise Claire while he was practically still a child himself.

Emotion = Action: Instead of crying or talking it out, Capricorn Moons do something. Chris doesn’t talk about grief—he joins the BSAA. He doesn’t talk about guilt—he throws himself into work. He works out hard until he makes himself sick. He protects his family and loved ones through action.

Capricorns are also very much work-a-holics which we can see through him. This guy NEEDS to chill and have a vacation. Please!!

Detached But Devoted: He may struggle with emotional vulnerability in love, but once he’s committed, he shows it in very Capricorn ways—building a home, protecting what’s his, never leaving when things get hard.

Like I mentioned, I have yet to figure out his “rising” sign. I will edit this post when I analyze him further though I’m thinking Taurus or possibly Aries. However! I will include some little details from his made-up chart, like so —

💘 Virgo Venus

Venus rules love, affection, and attraction. Virgo Venus is practical, devoted, and quietly romantic. Your Venus sign is also how you associate with others, romantically or platonically. How you flirt, etc.

Why It Fits Chris:

Acts of Service Love Language™: A Virgo Venus shows love through thoughtful actions. Not gifts or grand declarations, but through support, help, checking in, remembering your coffee order. Chris is absolutely the kind of partner who’d clean your wound before you even ask. He’d put air in your tires. Any little thing he can think of that will benefit those he loves - he will do. He’s not flashy—but he’s there.

Quietly Observant: This placement is incredibly detail-oriented. Chris notices things about his partner, his friends, his environment. Everything. We can see this in him as he’s always on high alert. Just because he’s not talking doesn’t mean he’s not over here overthinking to the MAX.

High Standards in Love + Friendships: He doesn’t fall in love easily. Virgo Venus people are picky—not out of arrogance, but because they value deep connection. Once he chooses someone, it’s because they meet him on all levels—emotional, intellectual, moral. This also applies platonically. Chris doesn’t take any bullshit, and won’t be friends with just anyone. Especially after being betrayed by Wesker, someone he admired and looked up to.

Healers and Fixers: Virgo is linked to healing. This Venus wants to fix, support, help. He would absolutely choose someone who’s wounded but strong, someone he can protect and be vulnerable with. He likes to be the caregiver but he wants to feel appreciated for doing so. So don’t forget to let him know he’s going a good job.

TLDR;

• Sun in Taurus = Outer identity: Strong, dependable, grounded, a little stubborn. The team leader, the protector, the moral center.

• Moon in Capricorn = Emotional world: Quiet, reserved, responsible, slow to express feelings, but loyal to the end.

• Venus in Virgo = Love style: Devoted, attentive, practical, acts of service, hard to win over—but worth it.

We may never get a canon birthday for him but this man SCREAMS earth sign. He reeks of it !! Whether he’s a Capricorn, Taurus or Virgo - he carries all the traits of an earth sign. (At least to me.)

[sapphire-weapon]

What's been absolutely wild about the RE9 reveal has been identifying the Actually Fake RE fans that have come out of the woodwork.

Like, I hate to go all No True Scotsman, but if you're taking the RE9 reveal at face value and really think that it's representative of what the overall game is going to look like/play like/be like, you really don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

This is the team that made Revelations 1 and RE7.

Revelations 1's marketing was so misleading and so dishonest that it was almost as though they were advertising a completely different game. It fucking announced itself with a weird ARG, and then followed it up with another ARG, and then Capcom started releasing trailers about Jill having to face off against clones of Chris. In fact, I'm pretty sure that there was absolutely no indication prior to Rev1's release that you'd be playing as Chris at all. But, like... half the game is you playing as Chris.

And there are no clones.

And RE7 announced itself with two demos that explicitly were not representative of the final product, to the point that people didn't even know it was an RE game at first. In fact, fans were fucking mad at Capcom when they learned that progress in the demo wasn't going to carry over to the final game -- because the events of the demo don't happen in the final game, but the fans loved the demo.

So if you're out here going LOL GRACE IS THE ONLY MAIN CHARACTER and IF LEON WAS IN THE GAME HE WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE REVEAL and BUT NAKANISHI SAID --

You have the word "gullible" written on your forehead. And while you're scrubbing that off, I have proposition regarding a bridge for sale that I'd like for you to hear.

And you just simply don't have the right or standing to be smug about anything Resident Evil.