#carats are so funny

[s-lay-ing]

If somebody did this shit to me i would grow some serious hate towards seventeen, i'm not even kidding

[spamgyu]

CARA's Groupies - College!SVT / 1 of ??

Screenshots of ot13's mess of a groupchat. // Will be a very inconsistent AU - mostly drabbles and SMAU

Note: This is based off of the ask re: svt and their english names... which then spiraled to me giving them stereotypical California College boys personalities. This is all for pure fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Some characteristics are loosely based on svt's personalities but for the most part they are just Cal State college attendees who are having fun and enjoying their prime years.

[yeonjune]

JunHao besties ♡ in the making (transl.)

[bitchlessdino]

Wonwoo VS the world: collage edition is the funniest thing to occur at the moment

[adharastarlight]

Sirius owned jewellery that was probably worth millions and he just had no idea because it was just family heirlooms and shit, and Remus looked up a piece at one point out of curiosity and started policing where Sirius randomly put down said jewellery because he was awful at keeping it in proper boxes

[hanniedream]

mingyu: *saw a sign that probably made him uncomfortable and making the fan put it down*

carats: oh so we're just gonna assume it was something weird and disrespectful instead of it just being a funny photo of him?

[enkvyu]

when the raw meat starts cracking jokes vs when the cooked meat isn’t funny at all

[owocontroversy]

nah props to s.coups

get well soon 🙏🙏🙏

[pancakeke]

no no no stop looking at listings to buy because they're funny this is serious time

[hwiyoungies]

let seventeen swear, as a treat

[jeonsupershy]

the horanghae brain rot is real

[spamgyu]

Cara's Groupies Masterlist

SVT as California College students – a very inconsistent au containing mostly drabbles, asks, and social media/imessage screenshot.

Note: This is based off of the ask re: svt and their english names... which then spiraled to me giving them stereotypical California College boys personalities. This is all for pure fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Some characteristics are loosely based on svt's personalities but for the most part they are just Cal State college attendees who are having fun and enjoying their prime years. Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, recreational drugs, implied smut, situationships, inconsistent relationships, guys being dudes

Cara's Groupies - OT13

Group chat: ↳one //

STEPHEN CHOI - Seungcheol

Get to know Stephen through asks: ↳one // two // three // four // five // six

JACOB YOON - Jeonghan

Get to know Jacob through asks: ↳one

NATHAN HONG - Joshua

Get to know Nathan through asks: ↳one

JUSTIN WEN - Jun

Get to know Justin through asks: ↳one // two

ALEX KWON - Hoshi

Get to know Alex through asks: ↳one // two

WILLIAM JEON - Wonwoo

Get to know William through asks: ↳one

HENRY LEE - Woozi

Get to know Henry through asks: ↳one // two

DAVID LEE - Dokyeom

MATTHEW KIM - Mingyu

ERIC XU - Minghao

Get to know Eric through asks: ↳one // two // three

SAMUEL BOO - Seungkwan

ANDREW CHWE - Vernon

Get to know Andrew through asks: ↳one // two

CHRIS LEE - Dino

[fairyblue-alchemist]

You are a bean. My favorite bean.

Take that. 🥰 Also thank you for supporting my whoring. I need it.

Love you.

aww thanks mars beloved <3333 you're so beloved to me <3333333

i support whores in this house <3 i may not be one and i may not be all that interested in sex but i support those of us who do and like sex <333 slut shaming is for chumps and losers <3333

[lesbiancarat]

sometimes i randomly remember that instead of 'cute, innocent, funny guy' jun's fandom-assigned archetype used to be 'narcissistic fuckboy' back until like 2018ish 🧍‍♀️

[planetdream]

so who wants to talk abt svt with me 😁😁

[woozi]

hi yza i’m finally here to interact hehe <33 i love ur works so much and i think about some of them a lot <33 (namely the svt as mincing mockingbird birds post. love it so much)

very quick question but may i ask how you pronounce your name? i just want to make sure i say it correctly because i like talking to myself out loud and that involves going ‘oh! (friend) posted!’ anyways ily byeee

- xanthe