#cassarian kids

[chiscribbs]

Heyyyy, what’s up, guys? I’m not dead! :D

It’s been a while, I’ve had to take a little impromptu hiatus to get myself on track and focus on other things. But I’m back and I have a ton of new stuff to share with you all!! 

Starting with these gals right here.

Some of you may be familiar with these two already (especially if you’ve visited my Insta or are in a Discord server with me), but for those who aren’t--

This is Eliana (left, “Ellie” for short) and Iona (right) - they’re two of the 2nd Gen Tangled kiddos that @koilada and I created. I’ll post more details about them in the near future, but for now, just enjoy these few little tidbits:

- Ellie is the “eldest” child of Eugene and Rapunzel; she has a twin brother named Laurie, but was technically born first, which she insists makes her the oldest. Ellie looooves to dance - she rarely goes anywhere without her dancing shoes (even though they’re not the most practical attire for every situation.) While generally very polite, compassionate, and responsible - she can have a bit of a bratty streak at times and, much like her father, takes a good deal of pride in her appearance. 

- Iona is the daughter, and only child, of Cassandra and Varian; she’s nearing two years younger than the twins, but that doesn’t stop her from playing ring leader and getting them into trouble on a regular basis. Iona is Ellie’s best friend, the two have been inseparable since the day their parents introduced them. In stark contrast to Ellie’s more mature and ladylike demeanor, Iona is Corona’s little wrecking ball; she makes trouble wherever she goes (not always intentionally) and very often gets herself, and the twins, into sticky situations. She’s as cunning and mischievous as she is sweet and lovable, and is well aware of her own adorable charm.

More info on these little ladies (plus the rest of the Kiddo Group) to come...

[disneyfanatic1993]

🍂Happy Fall from the Ruddiger family!🍂

Autumn is my favorite season, so please have a pic of my babies enjoying the crisp weather.🧡🤎

[onlyyours2love]

Who is more into grooming, Varigo stans who babyface and uwufy Varian to the nth degree and make Hugo an asshole stud who does whatever he wants,

OR Varipunzel and Cassarian enjoyers who draw and write Varian as taller and stronger than Eugene and a man who makes his own decisions instead of letting himself be pushed around?

Pot don't call the kettle black 😒

OooOooohHhh lOOk aT Me iM trYinG tO juStIfY a MorAlLy wRoNg sHIp

The amount of cassarian shippers who are flooding my inbox is just goofy at this point so I’ll just answer this last one.

Honey, babyfacing is not inherent grooming or pedo*helia. We are talking about two teens/young adults who have a carry the specific stud/twink dynamic (which honestly, is not very common with Varigo as they are both mostly depicted as two nerds in love). You can find this dynamic in any ship- sunshine/gloom or sunshine/grump is a thing yaknow?

I’m not saying that Varian cannot be a strong tall man in this dynamic with Hugo, but using the whole “age up/Varian is now big and burly and masculine” excuse to ship cassarian or varipunzel is just plain wrong because as I’ve said 2028183837291 times, ITS GROOMING!!

I will say that this does being an interesting point worth of discussion. The implication that Varian can only be “feminine” counterpart with Hugo is a bit heteronormative just as much as implying that Varian can only be a “real man” that “makes his own decisions and isn’t pushed around” if he is seen romantically with Cass or Rapunzel (which to me, sounds a lot like ‘the conquest of older women to prove your masculinity’ sorta thing [especially when you note that Cass is more on the masculine spectrum and more of *challenge* (I hate that term, it’s gross *shivers*)]

Then again, queer dynamics are much much different than heterosexual relationship dynamics, but Varian being a ‘twink’ or ‘the more feminine’ counterpart to Hugo doesn’t equate it to him being a stupid ass kid who’s a doormat and ‘can’t be a man’ or be assertive, and if you’re using Cassarian or Varipunzel to make the argument that Varian can only be a assertive masculine man if paired up with women much older than he is idk what to tell you other than ur using *very weird* heteronormative standards to make Varian -a character you claim to love- a much more shallow person that he simply isn’t.

If anything (and from the info I know about Varigo) Hugo is a big support to Varian in terms of how he wants to grow as an alchemist and as an innovative individual. That’s what makes the ship sweet. Cassarian and Varipunzel in comparison is just very shallow even if you manage to ignore the weird grooming and age gap.

Also come on anyone can agree that Varipunzel is more of a sibling-like ship.

Anyway, cassarian shippers please leave my blog and block me if you must. Idrfc

[imanalbertross]

It's Unpopular Opinion Time with Uncle Al!

TTS Proshipping

I'ma gonna make some people mad, but here I go.

Most of the optional ships I have seen/read/heard of for Varian that are not Hugo or maybe Nuru, though to me she reads incredibly lesbian, are really huge proships. I am, of course, talking about cannon characters (You wanna ship him with an OC, go ahead. I don't have to approve but I can remember being young and wishing I had an OC to give my favorite boy-things). For the most part, the characters that are available to him are of a significant age-gap and power-gap, and that's not a good thing.

I feel like it needs to be remembered that so many of these women/men being shipped with him (though in the lists I've seen that don't include Hugo, the only guy they really offer is Eugene, so still a huge proship) are adults. Which is point number 1. No matter who that person is- Cassandra, Rapunzel, Eugene, whoever- going after the 14 year old, even after a gap of time to allow him to age, would be considered grooming.

Why? Well, largely because of just the three I named, they met him as a child (yes, fourteen year olds still count as children in the eyes of the law) and he had sort of a hero-worship attitude for them at first. He had a full on crush on Cass, respected Raps for being a princess and also the fact that she really thinks his alchemy is cool- which seems to be rare in his world-, and Eugene was probably his first gay crush. That puts them in a position to use that respect he has for them in their favor to gain his interest.

So, Cassarian/Cassandrian has a woman literally almost ten years older than him coming back and getting into a relationship with a person she knows had a crush on her when he was a child makes dating him in the future abusive. The reason for this is because she is leveraging this information to get a relationship based on a child’s feelings, which is super creepy. If this was a male YouTuber and a fan, you wouldn’t be shipping this.

Rapunzel is a princess, and knew she was when she met him, so she gets the Cass rundown plus the fact that the power balance between them is insane. Let not even mention the fact that those two are so high in the sibling vibes category that it makes it an extra step of creepy. And is anyone actually shipping Eugene with him? I kind of feel like that’s a fake ship that angry people use as an example of why we shouldn’t have gays in kids’ shows.

The second point is that most of the other characters that end up on those lists are either small children- like 10-12, and he’s 14-16. I don’t know if you know this, but Varian is kind of an exception to the rule, when it comes to 16 year olds hanging out with younger kids. He’s still learning to friend, which is how he ends up with such a diverse group of friends.

I’ve seen Vex in these lists, and she barely wanted anything to do with the main group, and Varian’s villain schtick wasn’t who he really was. We all have a villain arc as people, and seldom is it the person we long to be or would be on purpose if given the choice. Usually, like Varian, we end up pretty ashamed of that part of our lives. But the characters listed that don’t know him probably wouldn’t want that kind of a relationship with him, nor would they be likely to hold similar desires and ideals- this kind of thing can be a deal breaker in relationships.

This said, we also kind of need to talk about leaving Hugo off the list. Is this because he’s from a program that was denied by Disney? Possibly, but it needs to be said. If you want to post about partners for Varian, you need to state “out of the canon characters” because, honey, there are so many non-canon choices. Hugo is just the one that the writers chose. Which is kind of important too, since they built him. They know Varian better than we do.

Being anti about gay ships but fine with straight proships is a rant for another day. But I got to a point with Cassarian that I just needed to point out the genuine nope surrounding it.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

The most creative think I’ve ever done was 

A) calling Harriet’s Baby Hope and

B) calling my Cassarian kid Luna

And idk I miss those days

[froggy-1988]

Any headcanons on Cass and Varian's kids?

 I have a Cassarian kid in some of my stories, his name is Flynn. He like both experimenting like his Dad and fighting like his mother. As a kid he’s pretty rambunctious but he turns into quite a serious and highly disciplined young man. Partly because he wants to prove himself as suitable for Eugene and Rapunzel’s youngest daughter Willow. 

  Flynn and Willow have always been a team, but he starts to develop feelings for her when he turns 14 - he starts his working life early to prove that he can support himself and then he proposes to Willow the moment she turns 17. 

The only story I have at the moment with teen Flynn and Willow is called One Normal Night. 

[nerdasaurus1200]

Have you ever considered the Cassarian kids playing with their Auntie Catalina? They'd probably see her werewolf form like a giant puppy.

Oh, they LOVE their Auntie Cat. She lets them get away with almost everything. When they were little, she’d even let them nap on her. Because of her love for animals, Amber loves her the most

[jewishicequeen]

Just a comic I did about my Cassarian kids. Have you noticed they all have names that means Moon?

[disneyfanatic1993]

🩷Opal and Jasper❤️

My two Cassarian kiddos! I love them so much.🥹 A short story for this heartwarming moment is on Wattpad!💖

[magicalpirategirl]

[chiscribbs]

Do you think older!Varian could lift Cassandra, or does he still have noodle arms? How about the other way around? :D

I mean, Cassandra doesn’t appear to be that heavy, so I would think he should be able to lift her no prob. And we all know she could lift him, that’s not even a question.

Also, I know the noodle arms thing is like a running gag, but let’s give the boy some credit here. xD It’s unfair to compare a 14-yr-old’s strength to that of 3 adults. He may not have pythons like Cass, but I find it hard to believe that - as much building and working with metal as he does - he’s still got nothing to show for it. I mean, think about how big that pipe that almost crushed them was…and he built enough to connect FIVE tanks. 

[omfgbubbline]

hi,

this is an barbie/adventure time/tangled/frozen/olivia rodrigo/taylor swift safe space.

-as the display name suggests, quite literally a kid. don’t take this blog too seriously.

-usually post at 7:00 AM PT or earlier.

-edits, incorrect quotes, all things related to my stans.

-bubbline, cassunzel, elsa, anna, madrigals.

-cassarians and fubblegums, please leave my blog respectfully.

[a--deity]

When its almost over a year stanning Cassarian and you haven't given them any kids...

[polymathart]

Cassandra’s Revenge

DUET. DUET

She proposed!

I swear I thought everyone was gonna start arguing about Eugene’s age as a joke to how he was never given an age since the first movie.

Cassandra’s tower = Sauron’s tower

CASS WENT EVIL ELSA

HOLY FUCK CASS WAS SEXY AS HELL IN EVERY SHOT

SHE WAS SO HOT CRASHING THE PARTY

I thought she was gonna use Adira’s sword to slice the cake like in Beyind Corona’s Walls

I headcanon that Cass went for the cake because at first she was genuinely hungry and wanted cake. But then got disgusted by all the bitches around her

MalefiCass

BELT IT JEREMY

BELT IT EDEN

RUDDIGER IS CARIAN’S APPRENTICE

The portal scene gave me Gravity Falls ptsd

Varian started saying the incantation I legit thought his hair would glow

The ghost grinned at Cass taking varian. I thought for a second that she was gonna reveal moon varian

CASS AND THE SAD HORSE

Call me crazy but, when cass was looking through a Varian’s books, she definitely stumbled on his diary where he wrote all his feelings

BABY BOI SLEEPS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN

WHERE THE FUCK WAS QUIRIN? DOING HIS TAXES?! JOGGING?! BRO YOU KID WAS STOLEN

Okay so: Varian drank the truth serum, right? I firmly believe that when he was singing, he was singing only the truth.

CASS CALLED VARIAN OUT. THAT HURT

VARIAN IS ONE DURABLE LITTLE BADASS

Varian explicitly accepted being the bad guy. But Cass denied being a villain.

THE KID KEPT REACHING OUT TO CASS. HE KEPT GETTING BACK UP. THE GHOST GIRL KNEW HOW MUCH HE WANTED TO HELP CASS THAT HE WOULD DO ANYTHING IE FIND THE FOURTH INCANTATION

Cass could’ve just kept varian locked in a cage but she forced him way away from her. Why? Because she didn’t want hear that he was right

RED AND ANGRY ARE SO ADORABLE

Raps why are you taking them to fight? And why aren’t you bringing help? Cap, Fred, Xavier, the Guards, Edmund.

Edmund and Fred are so stupid I love it

TEAM AWESOME IS BACK

Eugene holding Varian’s hand was so precious. He really was looking out for his little brother

AVATAR RAPS IS BACK

I feel so bad for cass. She looked genuinely shocked and confused when she lost. And she looked so lost and broken when she saw the portal

Cass is so extra. A giant tower just to one up Rapunzel. Built on her paintings. With a throne. And multiple stairways just to fuck with Lance

WHEN RAPUNZEL ALMOST GOT CRUSHED IT WAS ACTUALLY GRAPHIC. THE ROCK WAS FULLY AGAINST THE ROOF. AND IT DIDNT SHIW RAPS WAS OKAY UNTIL SHE STOOD UP

Damn cass was cute and sexy laughing at the trio flying across the tower. She gave me mad Yellow Diamond vibes

When varian said he needed a glass, I was scared raps would pull out the Cassandrium.

Aw varian has lance as his big brother now too

Pfft. Lance and Eugene have never been convicted

Damn. I can’t believe they actually one up’d Secret of the Sundrop

CASSARIAN. VARIANS SWEET LITTLE HEART CARES SO MUCH for CASS. AND SHE DIDNT WANT TO HURT HIM

Varian literally is Grunkle Ford

Yo Varian straight up grabbed Cass’ wounded hand

How did we go from Tangled Before Ever After to this

Varian visited the upside down

RUDDIGER YOU HUNGRY FOOL

Damn. Lance can hold onto the weight of a man and a horse combined

I could literally hear elements of Let Me Make You Proud and Reprise, Waiting in the Wings, and Crossing the Line during that duet

Cass touched the Smolder. Cursed

[froggy-1988]

Unmasked - Birthday Surprise

 So, I have finally finished my little tangent in the Masqurade series. Her is the last part of Unmasked- the epilogue of Masqurade will come next.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30382263/chapters/75468812