#catheterisation

[lead-academy]

Mastering Catheterisation: Essential Training Insights

Catheterisation Training is a medical procedure that involves the insertion of a catheter into a patient's bladder through the urethra. This technique is typically used to drain urine from the bladder in individuals who are unable to urinate naturally. It is also commonly used in patients undergoing surgery or those who require monitoring of urine output. Here is my blog:https://lead-academy.org/course/catheterisation-training

[lelibug]

Incontinence Interference

delphinemusic | blog | Brutal Realities of Incontinence & #disability #Fibromyalgia #MentalHealth #Depression

Being Incontinent… especially to the point where you’re so broken you have to have tubes coming out of a hole in your abdominal wall to manage it… Is Not An Easy Thing To Deal With. You Certainly Do Not Expect To Need Anything Before You’re Even 40….I mean — Basically, from the day you’re Successfully potty-trained in infancy, you definitely do NOT expect to be Back in Nappies by the time…

[cormuck]

got IDed for energy drinks twice within the past month by two separate people so apparently i don't even pass for 16

[nightmaretour]

I can't pee again yaaayyy

[temporary-dysphoria]

Waking up from some very realistic dreams about not completing university assessments on time to remember that I have looking deadlines in the real world as well

I would rather go back to sleep for 6 months

[cmjruswwdhe0k7]

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[samreensway]

PROCEDURAL SKILLS STATION OF MALE CATHETERISATION 

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[hell-on-sticks]

This disability pride month, I think it needs to be widely acknowledged that

a fundamental principle of disability justice is being able to recognise when someone might be more disabled than you.

[plain text: a fundamental principle of disability justice is being able to recognise when someone might be more disabled than you]

It's easy to point at ableds who will refuse to acknowledge others disabilities, not notice inaccessibility, or cringe away from catheterisation, stomas, hygiene problems and all the troubles that come with disability. It's simple to recognise that that's not okay.

But sometimes within the disabled community people don't do that well. And it's hard because there are of course many people fighting the internalised ableism that demands they downplay their disability. But the answer to that is not saying "nobody is more disabled than anyone else". This is not true. This has never been true.

You will not be able to work towards disability justice if you can't recognise that not all disabilities are equal. Even two people with the same disability - two people with SCIs, two people with autism, two people with EDS, etc. - may have wildly different levels of difficulty. And if you can't recognise that, you're being ableist. I'm sorry, I know that might be hard for some people, but you cannot have any kind of real understanding of disability if you cannot acknowledge when you are more or less disabled than another person.

[bougiebutchbitch]

I have to ask. I'm not that far into watching House MD but my god these bitches are gay. My question is, what is the context here for the piss kink? Like is that. Really canon. If you have the time I'd love to hear an explanation of evidence

Good morning, babes, bros, and nonbinary hos of the jury.

Firstly, welcome to Queerbait, The Show, The Musical, The Original. I hope you enjoy your stay in Gay Doctorland.

Now, if I might move onto the first item of evidence: EXHIBIT A.

Aka, the classic House MD drinking game of 'take a shot eevry time House and Wilson have a drawn-out discussion while standing next to each other, pissing, at the urinals'

Now EXHIBIT B: a certain episode where House's drug use starts to affect his kidneys, causing urinary retention. How does Wilson react when House finally comes to him with big sad eyes, pleading for help? Well, obviously he smirks and delights in House's pee-holding agony, refusing to give him any diuretics because he wants to teach House a 'lesson' about drug abuse in a typically Housian fucked up and kinda dangerous way because he figures hey, it's omorashi time

Later the same episode, we have House dreaming of pissing himself in front of his colleagues and wetting the bed, which is shown to be a massive, euphoric relief & release.... Love that for my gay bitchy doctor. Love it.

AND LEST I FORGET, the self-catheterisation scene where House lubes up a catheter, slides it into himself, and makes the most wretched little moans.... Hugh Laurie acted his tight little butt off to give us a cranky old doctor keening softly as he feeds a catheter into his dick, and honestly, we're all grateful.

FINALLY we come to EXHIBIT C: the episode where House and Wilson encourage a patient's partner to drink her piss while they just. Sit there. And watch. Just medical malpractice boyfriends doing medical malpractice boyfriend things xxx

Doubtlessly, there are another dozen or so Incidents that I forgot - but suffice to say, folks of the jury, I think you will find this evidence satisfactory.

[lead-academy]

Catheterisation Training: Mastering Urinary Catheter Insertion

Catheterisation training is a crucial aspect of medical education for healthcare professionals who are directly involved in the care and management of patients. This training involves teaching clinicians how to safely insert and remove urinary catheters, which are thin, flexible tubes that are inserted into the bladder to allow for urine drainage. Catheterisation training covers a range of topics, including indications for catheterisation, patient selection, and catheter insertion techniques. The training is designed to ensure that healthcare professionals have a comprehensive understanding of the procedure, and are able to perform it safely and effectively to reduce the risk of complications and ensure optimal patient outcomes. With appropriate catheterisation training, healthcare professionals are equipped with the knowledge and skills necessary to provide high-quality care to patients, and to support their overall health and well-being. Here is the course link:https://lead-academy.org/course/catheterisation-training

[neverlupus]

Lovelovelove the genre of house episode with some conflict that serves zero purpose to the overall narrative it’s just a naked ploy to get him to suffer in some extra special new way. Yeah house’s resorting to self harm via chemically induced migraines now. Just watched an entire episode leading up to him having to catheterise himself. Ok!

[bullet-prooflove]

The Missing Piece: Part Three - Whatever You Need (Luke Alvez x Reader)

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The Missing Piece Series:

Part One: The Missing Piece

You were sitting beside each other in Penelope’s office, your hands wrapped around a mug of tea, heating your palms as you sagged into your seat, head bowed as you stared into the milky liquid.

"You know my sister always says a good cup of tea cures all the world's woes." You said, speaking for the first time in what seemed like hours. Luke had given you that mental space, you needed it after you’d recounted your story to Emily and JJ in the interview room. He’d watched through the double-sided glass, with Rossi’s hand gripped his shoulder tightly.

In the aftermath you’d felt the urge to roam, you’d been confined to a tiny cabin in the woods for days and you needed to feel like you had that freedom. Luke had taken your arm gently in this own, guiding you through the corridors of the BAU until you came to Penelope’s office. When he’d opened the door, the woman in question had known exactly what you needed. She had swallowed you up in the warmest hug and you’d finally felt parts of yourself beginning to thaw. Just being around all the happy, bright coloured items made you feel like you could breathe again. You’d seen the look the two of them exchanged before Penelope had sent Luke off in search of tea and biscuits.  She’d flicked on one of the light up toys, the illuminations playing across the workspace before she’d turned on a low soothing playlist. You had no idea what it was but a calmness seemed to wash over you as you collapsed into her chair and exhaled.

Penelope had been incensed when Luke returned with the tea, not a cookie in sight. She scowled as she shook her head, leaving the room and the two of you alone.

"You always say that about a warm bath and chocolate." Luke reminded you, his larger hands coming to rest upon yours as you clasped the cup.

The physical reassurance was a welcome relief. There were so many things that the two of you needed to talk about, but you couldn't force yourself to open the wounds right now. You needed to feel safe and loved and Luke seemed to understand those impulses. He had been by your side constantly since you had escaped from the cabin, covered in Billingham’s blood.

Luke knew that he had to take his time with you. He was in for the long haul, it didn't matter how long it took for you to recover, he would be with you every step of the way. You weren’t sure if you could be fixed. Time was apparently a great healer, but you thought the wound may be too deep to be catheterised.

"You need to take it a day at a time." Luke said quietly as he studied the downtrodden expression upon your features. "It's too big for you to handle otherwise, too hard to deal with and absorb."

"I haven't even begun to process it." You told him, with the shake of your head. "It's like I've just woken up from some horrendous nightmare. I remember every single minute of this crushing silence and that sickness you get in the pit of your stomach when you’re so scared you forget how to breath..."

You trailed off, losing yourself in the memory of that confinement. Your heart was pounding in your chest, you could feel it hammering against your ribcage as you took a shallow breath trying to gain control of your racing mind.

"Look at me."

He ducked his head so that he could meet your averted gaze with his loving eyes.

"You’re safe now." Luke promised you. "He can’t touch you ever again."

It murdered him inside to see you struggling so badly. You’d been trying to hold yourself together ever since he’d put you in the back of the SUV, wrapped up in his FBI windbreaker and Luke could see the strain it was causing you. He didn't know if you believed him when he spoke, being so close to you and yet so far was painful but on some level, he understood the emotional barricade. You had been through such a traumatising ordeal and shutting down was the brain's way of protecting itself.

"I can’t go back to that apartment.” You asked him in a small voice. "I can’t… Not knowing what he did, what he saw…”

“You don’t have to.” He told you, taking your hands in his, his thumb tracing over the grooves of your knuckles. “My place is yours; you know that.”

You nodded, swallowing hard against the well of emotion in your throat, your eyes shining with a thousand unshed tears.

“Whatever you need.” He said quietly, his hand cupping your face and chasing away the moisture that leaked down your cheek. “I’m here.

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[errantgoat]

okay, I need to get this out of my head and maybe ask for an opinion if you'd also feel slighted or feel I was being dismissive and/or incompetent at work? (probably will delete this later)

I had a cat today in need of catheterisation (clogged urethra) and I did what I could for over an hour but I wasn't able to place the catheter inside. (I get "clogged cats" once every few months at most because I have a very small practice and so far I never encountered this much trouble.) I work alone so the owner was there holding the patient for all my attempts. I thought this cat might actually need surgery and since I don't do surgery I sent the owner away with directions for where to go.

I get a notification two hours later that the owner review bombed me on google and also invited two friends to do it as well (three one-star reviews at the same time so it's obvious)

she didn't pay much, only for the materials used and sedation

she thought I was being incompetent but I only wanted to spare this cat renal failure, maybe she thought I didn't care? as in I did nothing for you, now pay and off you go? I mean it might've looked that way, like I just gave up. Should I've tried for longer? Be honest. I literally don't know how certain things can be viewed by others sometimes.

from the context i figured the other vet did place the catheter so I'm at least happy the cat should be ok

[infectiouspiss]

why did house md suddenly do an episode of extreme omorashi + catheterisation kink and more importantly why didn't house ask his boyfriend to cath him thus making the episode gayer

[wheelie-butch]

even though I'm not a medical student anymore I still get the medicine blackboard update emails which means my phone occasionally gets popup notifications like 'NEW: Male Catheterisation Video'

[radioactiveradley]

There was a dude who proved it was possible to catheterise the heart through arm arteries by self-experimentation in 19-freaking-29

.........he also got kicked out of the hospital for said self-experimentation, because as a rule the medical profession doesn't approve of that

...........................he was also a fucking nazi.

(yeah, I was rooting for him until that point, too)

what I learned from this was, no matter how cool a thing someone did, always check to make sure if they were a literal fucking Nazi before making a post yelling about how awesome they were. Because sometimes they will be a literal fucking Nazi.