#cause i sure as hell am!

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“Anthony was rather famously besotted with his wife…”

…who was in turn rather inexplicably besotted with him.”

[the-chaos-crew]

brain rot brain rot mmmmm brain rot

got these sillies stuck in my head they're so gay

yes in the last picture they're watching MLP, and yes I got the idea because MLP music started on spotify while I was scrolling through prismo x scarab stuff

[h3artshapedkisses]

It’s the way you can tell most of the lesbian community are full of bi-hets just by how enraged they are by a lesbian saying she’s proud to have never kissed, dated or had sex with a man. Why are you offended by homosexuality? Shouldn’t you be happy for her? Hm..

Also I hate when the fauxbians who have never had sex with a man are like “I just never happened to have sex with a men because no man wanted me lolll I’m a gold star but ashamed to call myself one :((.” Like as very femme young woman who never has done anything even slightly romantic with a men but has had boys ask me to be their girlfriend and even male friends try to ask me for intimacy since a very young age, and has had to put her foot down and firmly say no ever single time, its so weird that they are deliberately erasing gold star’s life experiences to just being “ugly”. If you would have then you are a bisexual. Full stop.

[horsedadgeralt]

He’s running

There is someone behind him, chasing him, getting closer with each step he takes, each desperate breath he tries to force into his screaming lungs.

Jaskier knows that it’s futile.

He is no fighter, and though that means that he is the prey, it’s clear that he wasn’t meant for that either, his legs shaking and his muscles twitchting as he’s trying not to get stuck in the muddy forest floor.

“Help!” he screams.

“Someone help me, please!”

But to no avail.

Behind him, there are footsteps, but he doesn’t dare look, knowing that if he gives in, he might just as well slit his own throat.

Is it Rience? Has he found him again, ready to finish what he started?

He can feel his hand starting to burn, can smell the stench of burning flesh and just as his foot gets caught on a root carefully hidden underneath some leaves, he can feel two arms around his waist.

As he closes his eyes to accept his fate, Jaskier lets out one last scream. For himself or the forest, he does not know. Do you really make a sound if no one is there to hear it?

But there is no pain. No fire, no sizzling, no smoke, just warmth.

That, and the two arms still tightly wrapped around his waist, holding him close.

“Jaskier,” Geralt mumbles, his face buried into the bard’s hair.

“It’s okay, I’ve got you. It’s just a dream, you’re safe.”

It takes a moment for reality to catch up with him, but then Jaskier feels it. The mattress below him, the blanket covering them both.

He hears the sound of the last few pieces of wood burning in the fire places, crackling as the fire eats away at it, and dollops of rain falling against the window with a random yet comforting rhythm.

And, loudest of all, he hears Geralt’s hearbeat. Steady and slow, each thud pulling him back into reality more and more.

Thud.

He is safe.

Thud.

Geralt is here.

Thud.

Slowly, he turns around so that he is facing the Witcher, their chests flush. He mimics the sleepy smile on Geralt’s face and leans in close for a kiss.

Thud, thud, thud.

With butterflies in his stomach and chest, he closes his eyes, the song of their hearts beating in unison lulling him back to sleep.

[pandaspwnz]

So I don't think this is actually the case but what if Eliza and Isaac's deaths werent over a petty amount of cash and a robbery gone wrong? What if, instead, Dutch had seen Arthur spending time with them, had perceived him slipping away as a threat: a threat to himself, his gang, his security, his family, afraid of losing his lead enforcer - whether he truly at that point did love him like a son, or not. And in his insecurity or fear or whatever other reason, he finds someone rotten, unrelated to the gang, and he pays them to murder Eliza and her little boy, so no one will ever tempt Arthur away from the flock, and he instead puts all his energy and time into the gang, the only family he has left.

[destinysbounty]

Sometimes I make content that no one but myself will understand and yall just gotta live with it

[aspennntree]

since we only see the fucking. what do i call it. this thing.

when theyre alone do we think oscar has told the others about these weird merge episodes? because it doesnt seem like they know...

[wholesalesoftie]

good hustle, kids - bears in trees

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

[watcher-ofthe-sky]

I feel like I am about to make some very bad decisions regarding my masters final year project.

[kedreeva]

I've been out all day at a reptile expo that was.... admittedly not great, and I get home to find my vet has emailed me without prompting. Worried because ??? why would my VET email me unprompted, the last time they did that was years ago and it was because birds someone had purchased from me caught tuberculosis of all things, and they were concerned it came from my birds (it did not!).

And it was not My vet, it was the other vet at my vet's practice, asking me if I knew of anyone that rents peafowl for weddings. Like to just have out at a wedding.

My response was a 6-paragraph dissertation to pose the question "are you out of your goddamn mind?" as politely as I could.

[runecel]

Hey hey hey

So remember how Yato’s safety plan if he kills father and still continue to exist is that Hiyori would be the only follower keeping him alive?

REMEMBER THAT!?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It's time to spread positivity!

Here you go! For you, an amazing artist and creator who always hides your best things in the tags!

!!! !!!!! my tablet is Dead but rest assured i am holding the star over my head and staring very hard at it!!!

[vulpinesaint]

excatholic will always be a better descriptor for me than agnostic or atheist cause it's not like i don't believe in god. that's not really a choice for me. my foundational perception of the world is built around a belief in god. so all that core stuff is still there. religious leaning of 'excatholic' meaning that to me the foundational facts of the catholic tradition are true, that god is real to me and so are sins and saints, but that i am consciously choosing to be contrary to all the practices of the religion because i think they are bad 👍 'excatholic' cause i think it's all real! i have just chosen to go to hell about it 🫡

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

UMMMMM FUCK FUCK FUCJFCKVKKF I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

THE WAY I UNLOCKED FRACTURE WAS RIDICULOUSLY WEIRD. LIKE I DID IT BY JUST. BY UH BY LIKE JUST FINDING THE F THE FUCKING APOCRITICA CRUSTY RUSTY ARM PLACE WITH BRICK SEALED ROAD STUFF BEHIND G. BEHIND GUARTANS ARENA THAT YEAH AND HAVING KRONOS KEYCARD AND THEN JUST RELOADIG MY LAPTOP SOMEWHERE THERE APPARENTLY?? IDK BUT MY LAPTOP CEASED FUNCTIONING SO I RESTARTED IT WITH SEKAIJU STILL OPEN AND THE SECOND THATS DONE AND I REJOIN AND LOOK AT ISLANDS. I HAD FRACTURE I DIDNT EVEN SAVE THERE (KEYCARD WAS GONE) IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE MY PROGRESS THERE SAVED I DON'T KNOW HOW IT DID THAT OR HOW IT REMEMBERED I TOUCHED ANYTHING FRACTURE RELATED SOMEHOW. BUT THAT IS HOW I UNLOCKED IT. I THEN TRIED TO FIGURE OUT THE LEGIT WAY FOR A COUPLE MINUTES OUT OF WANTING TO BE FAIR BUT FAILED SO I JUST DEALT WITH IT I SUPPOSE MORE SPECIFICALLY I JUST DECIDED "EH THAT PROBABLY MEANS YOU JUST NEED TO TOUCH THE FRACTURE PLACE BEHIND GUARTAN RIGHT?? LIKE TO UNLOCK THE FRACTURE?? AND THAT THE KEYCARD IS JUST FOR THE DOOR IN THERE AND FOR THE FUNNY MAC BASE STUFF THATS NOT RELATED?? RIGHT" WELL. WRONG. TURNS FUCKKING OUT THAT WAS NOT THE INTENDED UNLOCK. LIKE AT FUCKING ALL APPARENTLY, ACCORDING TO THE WIKI, TO UNLOCK FRACTURE YOU HAVE TO DO THIS:

THIS FUCKIG THIS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE HOW DID I UNLOCK IT IN AN UTTERLY ABSURD IMPOSSIBLE WAY WAS THAT RELOAD I DID TO GET MY LAPTOP TO FUNCTION RESPONSIBLE DID THEY CHANGE THE ACCESS METHOD OR SOMETHING BY THE TIME THE WIKI THING GOT WRITTEN OR DID I ACTUALLY SKIP THE ENTIRETY OF THE INTENDED ACCESS METHOD THERE BY PURE FUCKING ACCIDENT WHAT DID I DO WHAT. HAPPENED. HOW THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK I AAA

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

German punctuality means everyone is on time except the fucking train. Except that one time you have to catch the train and it leaves right in front of your eyes. Two minutes early! Fucking gotta love this place.