#cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

[melodicaggressionxx]

Christopher Drew Ingle

[gutssandblood]

'cause, oh, i know all about your type!

[daletraeng]

Check out the lyrics for the song “cheatercheaterbestfriendeater” by Never Shout Never

[butchsaint]

so who’s going to make a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater by never shout never challengers edit

[1wascoldbes1deyou]

xD

[caplanbuckybarnes]

CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater

Summary: After you'd gotten drunk with Tony one night when Steve was away on a mission, you never expected to be heartbroken I the morning.

Warnings: cheating, an abortion (not descriptive, just a brief mention of one), cheater!reader, pisse!steve (honestly, he should have been way more raged lol)

Word Count: 879

@saiilorstars sent in a GIF for a drabble. I'm going to do the Bucky one as well. Sorry, it's late, LOL.

Read on Ao3!

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You knew from the look in his eyes that he was pissed. It didn’t take a brain surgeon to see that. You’d accidentally sent a text message to him that was meant entirely for someone else. Which, in retrospect, shouldn’t have been a problem. Expect that the text message revealed that you were pregnant.

And it couldn’t have been Steve’s. 

He had been on a mission with the Avengers and Guardians, tracking down half-devoured worlds to help restore them. He had been gone for over two months when you texted him this revealing information.

You felt lonely. You felt depressed. You were alone in the compound with Tony and Bucky. All it took was one lonely and drunk night to find yourself waltzing into Tony’s room first and seducing him, to promise that you wouldn’t tell a soul about your little escapades that night. But little had you known of the consequences. You could have sworn you took your birth control pill that morning. 

But as you looked at the tablet, the day’s previous one was still sealed shut. You waited several days before texting Tony while he ran errands with Bucky before letting him know. But of course, you had clicked on Steve’s pinned message on your phone without thinking before typing the message:

How the fuck am I supposed to fucking tell Steve, who is my goddamn BOYFRIEND, that I slept with one of his best friends and got pregnant? What the actual fuck, Tony?

It was with horror that you realised you’d sent the message to the wrong pinned message. You knew Steve would be arriving home shortly, so you’d been waiting for him on the house porch the four of you shared for bonding.

As he approached you, you stood up, swallowing the vomit that wanted to splatter all over the ground in front of you. “Do you have something you need to get off your chest, Y/N?”

“I’m glad to see you back, Steve,” you smiled at him shyly, not knowing what he was thinking. You always hated it when he was angered. He almost almost shut down his emotions when he was enraged. 

“Is Tony here? Bucky?” He asked, looking past you into the open door, down the house's hallway.

“They’re out getting dinner for all of us,” you swallowed the vomit down once again. You wished he’d just \look\ at you, for fuck’s sake. “Steve, I-”

“Save it,” he demanded, staring at you with pure disgust. “I’ll talk with Tony and see what he says, and I swear to god, if this was a mutual event, you’re not going to like the person I become.” Before you could say a single word in reply, he stormed past you, almost knocking into your shoulder as he leapt up the stairs in one motion.

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Later that night, you stayed in the bed you shared with Steve, glancing at his empty side every few seconds. He and Tony had gone on a car ride hours earlier, leaving you and Bucky alone in the house. You knew you had fucked up. You knew you were in the wrong. You only hoped that Steve wouldn’t hurt Tony in the process.

Unable to sleep, even hours later, you finally decided to leave the bed and roam into the kitchen downstairs, only to find Tony sitting at the table with an empty beer bottle cradled in between his clasped hands.

“Tony?” you spoke, causing him to lift his head and stare at you. “Where’s Steve?”

“Out in the back chopping wood, I think,” he answered, surprisingly sober. “I told him you promised me you’d abort the damn thing. It was the only way to save both of our asses. It was a drunken mistake, and it never should have happened.” 

“Tony-”

“I’m calling T’challa in the morning to see about transporting you to Wakanda for a few days. Steve had the idea, not me, so don’t yell at me over it. I suggest you go pack about a week’s worth of clothes.”

“It’s the middle of the night, Tony,” you made to go to the back door before Tony stood up to block your way. “He needs sleep, Tony, and so do you and me. I can’t let him keep doing this.”

“Why not?” he replied. "We need the wood for the fireplace anyway. He didn’t kill me, so I think we’re both winning in this situation. Now go pack. I'll have Bucky drive you to the airport in the morning. Shuri will be picking you up from there."

There was no use in arguing with the man. Upstairs, you went to grab a large bag from your closet before going into the closet again and grabbing several outfits for the time you'll be staying in Wakanda.

--

You stayed in Wakanda for almost two months before Steve finally reached out to you with apologies and a desire to return home. He'd said he was deeply upset at your mistrust and still loved you. All you wanted was to be wrapped up in his arms again.

Another few days passed before you were woken up from your sleep to see Steve standing before your bed, holding a bouquet of your favourite flowers.

"It's time to go home, Y/N."

[onigiri-skullz]

the ^_^ emoticon is literally me btw

[nekoannie-chan]

Week 37 Reblog Masterlist

Welcome to Week 37 2024 or Week 245, as always, fics will be listed in the order I read them.

I hope you enjoy it!

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♥ You can check my reading guidelines here.

♥ You can check my masterlist here.

♥ You can check my main reblog masterlist 2024 here.

♥ You can check my September reblog masterlist 2024 here.

♥ You can check Week 36 2024 here.

♥ You can check Week 38 2024 here.

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This is the list of the fics I read and recommend in Week 37 2024:

First and last (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @witchywithwhiskey ❤️

Jack and Jill Fell Down a Hill (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @sassypossumm 💚

Blurbs nicknames (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @sosa2imagines 💚

Cold hearted chapter 6 (Steve Rogers X Reader)( by @missvelvetsstuff 💙

Easily Distracted (Part 1) (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @vbecker10 💙

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @talesofadragon 💚💙

The Red Rooms | prologue (Bucky Barnes X Reader) by @delicatebarness ❤️

Cold hearted chapter 7 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @missvelvetsstuff 💙

Fic (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @ronearoundblindly ❤️

Childhood Best Friend (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @callalillywrites 💙

Wicked Games 1 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor ❤️🖤

Cold hearted chapter 8 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @missvelvetsstuff 💙

CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @caplanbuckybarnes 💙

The meeting (Stucky X Reader) by @buckybuckyboo ❤️

Wicked Games 2 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor ❤️🖤

Cold hearted chapter 9 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @missvelvetsstuff 💙

Last Name (Logan Howlett X Reader) by @caplanbuckybarnes💚

It Fit Too Right (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @buckets-and-trees ❤️🖤

Fic (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @biteofcherry 💙

Enough For You - Chapter 3 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @anonymityisfunwriter 💙

LEGACY ~ 9 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @just-dreaming-marvel 💙

Taking a sick day (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @embarrasingmf 💚

Puzzle Pieces in the Dead of Night (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @buckets-and-trees ❤️🖤

Wicked Games 3 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor ❤️🖤

Enough For You - Chapter 4 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @anonymityisfunwriter 💙

Desperate (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @treasure444 💚

Nice to be Kneaded (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @rogersideup 💚

Enough For You - Chapter 5 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @anonymityisfunwriter 💙

Wicked Games 5 (Steve Rogers X Reader) by @darkficsyouneveraskedfor ❤️🖤

[prophecyofgray]

30 12 6 xox

30:A song that reminds you of yourself - "sitting pretty" by bears in trees. sowwy ik i just did a BiT song i just rly like them. "hey man we're all on the same high tonight / sertraline and cold coffee" sooo me shoutout sertraline and cold coffee. the whole song is just very vibey and like. friendship! healing! happiness! togetherness! themes i love and live by <3

12:A song from your preteen years - oooh boy um. hmmm. "cheatercheaterbestfriendeater" by nevershoutnever. several nevershoutnever songs in fact. also like twenty one pilots + patd + dodie lol very unoriginal sry

6:A song that makes you want to dance - "cabinet man" by lemon demon. cant listen to it without doin a lil head bob or something. alsoo "when he sees me" from waitress + "dead mom" from beetlejuice + a lot of other musical theater songs. i like making up spontaneous and dramatic choreo

[wutheringheights78]

also was on my ipod shuffle

[alayna-xoxo]

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

[discos-e-pensamentos]

Harmony-Never Shout Never

1-Harmony

2-This Shit Getz Old

3-CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater

4-Lovesick

5-Piggy Bank

6-I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know

7-First Dance

8-Lousy Truth

9-Trampoline

10-Sweet Perfection

11-Sellout

2010

🌃

[diduthinkihadforgotten]

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

it’s kind of funny now. not as funny as it could be, sure. but i’ll get there.

i think back to all the nights i cried to you on the phone. another shitty day, another shitty thing he did. now you spend more nights at his house than you do in your own.

i think about crime and punishment. violent assaults, a dead crow gutted and left on top of your car.

you were always a shitty friend. i tried my damn best not to be. i think about eating lunch alone when we were still in school. i sat on the steps, in the grass. like i was waiting for you to come and find me.

you never did.

the catalyst comet was always you. the gravitational force of the wreckage you carry like a badge of honor was always going to be the thing to blow everyone up.

remember that day, in the park? when i had begged you to come and join the counsel, help me make a decision on what i was gonna do about him?

you sat in your car, smoking my cigarettes, drinking his liquor. you made my choice for me, didn’t you?

i guess i’ll never understand why. not like i’d want to. (well, that’s a lie. you know better than i do that i’m chronically curious.) i wonder:

was it the attention?

the idea that he’d fall in love with you?

he already has, you know.

the thought of possessing something that was never really mine?

you can fucking have him. i hope when you taste his spit, you can still taste my blood in it.

how did we grow so far apart? what happened while i was in another state? for the first time, ever, i was the one who left. did that hurt you? in my absensce, did you find a million and one reasons to turn into such a hateful creature?

they said when he came back, that he wasn’t the thing that returned.

i have to wonder if i break people. you, him, a longer list of broken bones and complaints.

that night in the hotel, you didn’t pick up my 6 calls. 3 hours apart each. you were with him.

i was bleeding onto the floor, almost alone. and you were drinking shitty beers with a shitty dude.

i called him twice. once to beg for forgiveness- i still don’t know what i was apologizing for. and once to ask for help.

and you still pick him.

[tiiredeyees]

today's mood

[caplanbuckybarnes]

Drabbles/One shots for the month of September! (so far!)

Little Birdie #11 Car Wash Charity (parent!mafia lord!bucky & orphan! Wanda Maximoff)

Little Birdie Drabble # 12 Party Scares (parent!mafia lord!bucky & orphan! Wanda Maximoff)

Before He Cheats (Destiel One Shot)

Naked at the Laundromat (Destiel One Shot)

Dead on Arrival C.10 (mobster bucky x songstress reader)

Bundle of Baby Frank Castle x Reader

Wed Me? Emmett Cullen x Reader

Pretty Lies Steve Rogers x Reader

Moonlight Confessions Logan x Reader

Always Be Yours Steve rogers x Reader

Never Be Yours Again Frank Castle x Reader

A Haunting C.1 Bucky x reader

Promised Kisses Logan x Reader

Trusted Promises Peter Quill x Reader

Squirrely Nightmares Peter Quill x Reader

One or Another Dean Winchester x Reader

CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater Steve Rogers x Reader

Love You Peter Quill x Reader

Home Bucky x Reader

Gotta Go My Own Way Logan Howlett x Reader

Smoke & Regret Logan Howlett x Reader

A Taste of Royalty Prince! Stephen Strange x Reader

Every Heart Beat Pietro Maximoff x Rreader

Just a Taste Tony Stark x Reader

Escape TWS!bucky x reader

A Vampire Friend Emmett Cullen x Reader

The Price of Loyalty  Curtis Everett x Reader

All In His Arms Emmett Cullen x Reader

Drinkin' Problem Steve Rogers X Reader

[plogieplogie]

Sorry but they ate