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(Going insane boinkinh one AU in my head)
Hey hey hey
May I interest you in
(Slowly slides my FaaF AU towards you but void just Disappears without a trace one day before the accolade)
Teehee
#thylacines can talk#faaf au#i love this au very yummy. a very fun twist on how Flower's dynamic with their parents would progress afterwards#the vessels live but the void exits their bodies in quite a violent manner (extreme pain and literally throwing up an entire person worth of#void). Flower was on guard duty and theyre found barely conscious in a pool of rapidly evaporating void. passes out seconds later#PK also had the displeasure of experiencing extene pain and burning as void forced its way out through his skin <3 And his moulds all melted#and evaporated. after the initial shock wears off theyre hit with “Oh No#the vessel“ and rush to find them. Well somebody else was already looking for the royal pair about this#Flower wakes up dazed and in pain in their father's workshop. their stomach hurts their throat burns and they feel lightheaded. the entire#place is considerably brighter than they remember and in they can hear two faint voices in the background but theyre too preoccupied with#examining their now pure white hand in shock to focus on anything else. until they hear their mother say “My wyrm they're awake” and#suddenly their parents are by their side. Now the two have no idea what void leaving their body might have done to them. Are they still#hollow? are they still dead? do they understand anything are they sentient? or was what was done pernament even without the void? do they#have the mind of a child if their sentience was restored? or do they remember anything? So WL stays by their side and helps them sit up#while their father goes to grab his tools. She's trying to keep them calm and comfort them but theyre still too disoriented to pay her much#attention. Until their father checks their breathing and they yelp audibly from the cool metal contacting their skin and suddenly they seem#much more alert. theyve never experienced true coldness before. PK quickly apologises and tries to be gentler with them. Theyre breathing#properly and they have a heartbeat. And he just pauses for a long while just. listening to their heart beating. Many emotions to be had#after the exam's over he asks them point blank how theyre feeling. And Flower looks up at him still seeming a little disoriented. and then#they lower their hand to their stomach and mutter 'My tummy hurts...a-and my throat burns'. It's to be expected after the way the void#left their body. so he goes to grab them some water and meds and they also ask for food and a mirror. And after he returns they just stare#at themself in the mirror and pull on their bangs for a while then blurt out 'I have your eyes' when PK asks if everything's okay. And he#and he almost chokes up as he replies 'Yeah...Yeah you do'. Flower eventually spins a lie that they remember everything but its all distant#and blurry. Like they were not aware until now. They figured it'd be better to not break their hearts#And now the three have to figure out how to be a family while PK is also scrambling to find a new solution to the infection#oops i meant to only give a brief rundown in the tags which is why it was in the tags. but i got too invested KDHDKFB
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#20/03/2024#today is definitely a good day#yeay we got that reunion video#the way Miles quickly checked himself out in between kisses 🤣🤣#all hail the king#the way he gets whacked in the face by Maxie’s tail 🥰🥰#bet you there were a bunch of Maxie good boy come here muttered
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// oh no, but after looking through the unused stuff for elden ring i think i found sam's canon look
certified hobo drip...
#mutterings meant for worrisome waters ( ooc. )#// god but check out that shitty hat and cowl combo???? i love it...#// fellas wearing this shit be trying to sell you anything smh
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does anyone out here have a dad that isnt an asshole all the fucking time. like is it even possible.
#thinks we're ungrateful and incapable and lazy for lemme check. being disabled#and then when we rightfully call him out on his dick behavior he gets mad and slams things and mutters under his breath#and is like 'oh great so its MY FAULT'#and tries to push the narrative that now we've upset him and he's gonna feel like dogshit for the next two hours like.#congrats. that's how we live our whole fucking lives because of you. im always thinking about what he's gonna get pissed off at next#and how im not enough for him and how he's gonna be mad i couldnt do something#when he says shit like 'we need to teach them to sponge-wash the dishes'#like we're morons. like we dont know#we tried to LOAD the dishwasher and got so nauseous and yucked out we had to switch off every couple items#and both heaved over the trashcan#you think im not doing it specifically to make you upset? you think I CAN and im just choosing not to?#god he makes me so mad. and sad. and full of grief.#and worried for my sister#because she's bipolar and his provocation has a very real not unlikely chance at making her suicidal#it's such a mess#and its unfair for her and its unfair for me
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I had a dream i found who the ancient Egyptian god of ice was
And his name was Issee Penis
The first half was definitely said like “Icy” but the last bit MAY have been PEN-is rather than PEEN-is. But everyone was saying peenis anyways because it was funnier
And in the dream I couldn’t help but think of Carter and Sadie Kane finding out and dying of laughter and wondering if they should tell Felix
like Carter’s in the library at Brooklyn House, and suddenly starts laughing so loudly Sadie and a bunch of the initiates come in to see and he shows them the passage in the book he found
And Sadie reads it out loud and they all lose it and Carter has to support himself on the table he’s laughing so hard
They’re teenagers your honor they’re all idiots you can’t tell me they wouldn’t both crack up at finding out his name is Cold Dick
#kane chronicles#Carter Kane#Sadie Kane#I told my mom and she was like ‘yeah that kinda checks out for the Egyptians’#I kept muttering ‘icy penis…’ as I made breakfast
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IS THE TURNING RED FANDOM STILL ALIVE OR ARE WE DEAD...
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Jabari, Alpey wants cuddles to celebrate their hard win.
HELDMSKNZ THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, IT IS A DEMAND
YEA, JABA!! YOU HEARD THE MAN!! IT'S CUDDLE TIME <3 !!!
#CUDDLE TIME!! YIPPEE!!!!#the gremlin dog that looks like delores umbridge#OMG I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT BIG ONE LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A BODY PILLOW#alpey: *grabby hands. little smoochie faces* jabar smiiithhh 🥺🥺 ! pleaase!! it's cuddle time! jabar smith jr :]#jabari says cuddles are a disgusting concept while climbing in for a cuddle on the couch#he makes alpey take his shoes off tho#' dont rub those earthwalkers on this couch!! havent u got any home training?!? damn!!'#' do u SEE plastic on this furniture?? i dont!'#alpey just holds him and rubs the small of his back until he settles#...still mumbling abt the shoes but quieter and with less spite#while theyre cuddling jabari has to stop for a quick second and remind alpey how his dogs can kill alpey's dogs#and then the giant one joins the little dog on top of them and alpey asks if jabari would like to retract that statement :]#jabari huffs and says no then buries his face in the crook of alpeys neck and mutters a VERY QUIET 'maybe'#alpey feels the vibrations his mumbles make against his skin and smiles#anon is SO right tho!! THEY DESERVE THEIR CUDDLE TIME!!!!!! THEY PLAYED THEIR HEARTS OUT!!!#i know alpey for sure loves his naps and jabaris a taurus so he should too no question#they make a little makeshift nest on the bus and nap in each other's arms after checking in on their dogs together#alpey on his phone checking in on his dogs thru the house cameras: say hi to princess jabar :]!!!#jabari showing alpey his dogs on his phone: these my BIG dogs 😤!! 😌#alpey: !!! very cute!! very nice <3!!#jabari: yeah they could rlly fuck up an intruder iHEY ! ZEUS GET OFF THE COUCH! HEY! ZEUS!! GET O FF THE CO-#alpey: :]#jabari makes them something filling to munch on then they watch their little shows that they like to pretend like they dont understand#but theyre actually really into#and they curl up and fall asleep during their cuddles. spilling some of their snacks but jabari will fuss over it later#jaba#alpey#they deserve happiness!!! together!!!!! pls get healthy soon jaba :( PLEASE!!#at least now alpey can get more cuddles! jabari draped around him like a koala while hes lifting. grumpy abt his injury#jabari tries to help alpey in his workouts & alpey pretends like hed be nothing without jabari counting his pushups to make him feel happy
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I don’t care much about Fantano’s opinions 99% of the time, but I still hope to god that he reviews the new Taylor Swift album bc he’s always hilarious when he busts out the red flannel shirt
#Todd in the shadows has good takes and is entertaining as well#waiting with bated breath#evidently fantano reacted to it on livestream#so I might check out an upload of that#but ye#mel mutters#music#I haven’t listened to it btw. but the lyrics are intriguing
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yeag
#do not percieve me#does this need a community label? he’s just checking him for breast cancer i promise 👍🏽#honey x molina#bbc wolf#wolf (the show not the animal)#id in alt text#my art#hobbyscream#cringe but free cringe but free cringe but free ← i mutter with tears in my eyes and my teeth clenched#honey x molina brainrot not letting up i’m afraid#i swear i’m gonna leave the robe be now. time to enter my a-shirt era
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right. so
#the king's explanation for wanting to preserve vaugarde in time mentioning coming with no name + the ending lines ''not when i still can't#say it''. i'm guessing he and siffrin are both from the island that got wiped? and the king retains/has recalled just enough to be fucked u#in a very specific way about it + wanting the most surefire way possible to ensure vaugarde can't meet the same fate#siffrin's muttering while crafting maybe has to do with Craft as well? i'll have to get the carving tools to check but maybe ''time craft''#was more of a thing there...? and something about the favor tree. i'm not giving up on that there's a shiny book we can't read in the secre#library in the shelf between ''we lost colors'' and ''how to make a time stop shield''.#fun things to chew on this loop.#also i felt so stupid because i was running through and i. Forgot to level grind. so i went in there without an aoe heal#besides siffrin's regen. it was fine obviously but man.#head housemaiden time :)#''finally you'll all be able to go home!'' funnier the second time around. even if i'm not right about the island#everyone saying goodbye to sif like they're so sure they're itching to travel alone again ;; guys they love you#c'mon beau you can do it#HELP ME. MIRABELLE. GIVE US LIKE 10 SECONDS HE WAS SO CLOSE#also i thought this last time as well but didn't we explicitly have dialogue about him not wanting to go back to his old job#i'm sure it'll be addressed in his sidequests. maybe#ein babbles#isat blogging#''why do you write your entire post in the tags'' builtin read more
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im alive my dears !! i hope everyone is doing amazing <3
#monthly milky disappears and reappears post#i love you guys#never forget that!!#shall get to my asks this week <3 thank you so much for all checking up on me#🤍 — milky mutters
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i want to take a moment to personally thank patrick stump for saying in an interview, “i really want to play headfirst slide live,” and i want to thank every single fan that rallied together to convince fall out boy to just that. folie à deux’s best track deserves all the love in the world, and in 2023 she got it.
#headfirst slide is the best original track but when i tell you it’s not an easy pick for me#we got tiffany blews and we got west coast smoker and then there’s america’s suitehearts and we cannot forget disloyal order#and there’s wams and nosebleed and shipped and i don’t care!!#but no we need to acknowledge what a catch and she’s my winona and fudge how many songs are there did i get everyone#*checks library* no i did NOT *inhales* we ALSO have coffee and then there's 27 !!#and most importantly we canNOT forget our bonus track queen pavlove!!!#and of course all the remixes and acoustics and covers and my folie file has like 21 tracks good god#babble post#fall out boy#so much for (tour) dust#music mutters
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Watching my cat (who used to be a street cat) try to bury his food after eating is still fucking funny. Like it's a bowl on tiles Lil man, the only thing you're covering it with is the dust bunnies I haven't vacuum up.
#charlie mutters#cat#he is a silly lil man#ive had him for 6 months now and i honestly love him so much#street cat#weve got a cat colony issue in my area and my housemate just grabbed him from the yard one day#and after some vet checks#and a lost and found report just in case#hes been mine ever since
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dante, travis, vylad, and aphmau qpr makes zero sense outside of my rewrite and that is a tragedy
#❄.txt#earlier i was think that itd be really funny if they played never have i ever and dante was like 'never have i ever been attracted to my#friends sibling'. vylad is like 'ok well fuck you too man that was so clearly targeted'. and then travis is like 'well damn. i cant lie'#'... TRAVIS????' 'look ok-' 'EXPLAIN YOURSELF' 'GENE IS HOT' 'IM GONNA KILL MYSELF'#also consider: all four of them trying to play ultimate custom night (it was dantes idea) together and failing horribly#the more adhds u shove into a room together the more braincells they lose /j#'check the ve- FUCK' 'GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SO CLOSE'#all four of them just become a cuddle pile on the couch whenever they watch movies together#they also have wildly different tastes in everything so it takes them like 2 hours just to decide on what kind of food to order#every few days dante tries to explain the fnaf lore to them. vylad just goes 'hey man *kisses him on the mouth* shut the fuck up ❤'#it started out as a joke and dante was completely shocked the first time#anytime they invite over other people and do that running bit without thinking they both very quickly explain 'no no its a bit i swear-'#anytime they play minecraft together aphmau likes to shout 'GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME' anytime dante and travis get distracted staring#into each others eyes or whatever. vylad likes to shake his head and mutter 'i fucking hate gay people' under his breath#i have a billion more thoughts about them btw
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Sometimes i forget you can just listen to music (almost) whenever you want. Yay tunes
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((Listen, Sishel's horns? Thick af.))
#;;ooc: mun muttering#I'm quite sure he's locked in to one kind if I have him hail from a particular area but i need to double check#but if he gets the ones I'm thinking of??? fuck yes
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