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Rainbow Dash lies upon chips. With a traditional wooden chip fork just to the left.
In Chaddlewood, in Devon, England.
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dolly if ur blog was chocolate cake i would eat it (╹◡╹)
YES FEEL FREE TO EAT MY BLOG ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡ It’s definitely chocolate cake with pink frosting :D
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Once again reiterating that the familial conflict in jaykyle is not Jason's family being overprotective over him, but in that they all clearly prefer Kyle over Jason
#the entire batfam would trade Jason for one corn chip#overprotective batfam au where Jason introduces Kyle to his family and they're into it. way too into it.#jason: this is my boyfriend#kyle who has known every member of Jason's family for 10 years before he knew Jason: yup. that's me.#t#i do not mean any of this in an angst way btw. i want Jason to slowly go insane because he wanted Bruce to berate him for picking a lantern#as his boyfriend but Bruce is like weirdly invested in their relationship working out#jason throwing a fork at Bruce over the breakfast table: YOU WISH YOU ADOPTED HIM AND NOT ME
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Consider this alternative
#kiedeo#jrwi riptide#jrwi gillion#jrwi chip#the id is EXTRA brothers..#with id#but liek. why#gill would also wanna knife and fork eat him i think
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Hi this has been really helpful for me lately and it might be helpful for some of you too
I found a recipe that’s super disability and wallet friendly (and vegetarian and could easily be made vegan and gluten free with simple subs) (I’m sure it would be really good to add chicken or something in here too if you prefer that)
it’s literally so cheap, soooo filling, high in nutrients, and you don’t have to prep/chop a single thing (except to rinse a few things in a sieve) (it also says to preheat the veggie stock in a pot but I’m lazy and didn’t and it was the same as always) it’s literally dump and go
I use green enchilada sauce instead of red (personal preference) and add a can of chickpeas (more protein and a nice texture addition) and up the spices (again, personal preference) and it’s literally to die for highly recommend for budget friendly meal planning especially if you have dietary restrictions/low energy (also it keeps well as leftovers!)
#it’s rough out there rn folks we all need healthy easy cheap food#I cannot stress enough how much food it made for so little money I’m set for dayyys off a few canned goods and some quinoa#I’m disabled and it took almost no energy to make the worst of it was opening cans and standing at the sink to rinse the beans and quinoa#my fav is to use it as a dip with corn chips but it’s also just good with a fork#also I got a picky teenager to eat it with zero complaints#he literally floated out of his room like a cartoon character to a pie to be like ‘what are you making that smells good 👀’#I don’t think this boy has ever wanted to try quinoa or chickpeas in his life and he had 2 servings
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I'm definitely not sitting alone in my tiny basement apartment eating chocolate chips out of a bowl with a fork
That would be weird
#it's been a long week and it's not half over#this is the dessert i can manage rn lol#depression dessert?#i was making s coffee cake for mom (tomorrow is her birthday)#and it involved choco chips. and struesel#so i had the empty bowl and fork from making the streusel. and some leftover chocolate chips. this was the reasonable result#mod post#food
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smooches him before decking him
#i love rafe he reminds me of felix#also i'm still laughing because the game crashed right when nate crashed through a window so like the timing was beautiful#i didn't get as far as i had planned tonight but i made like the best cookies i swear so it worked out#it's basic choco chip ones but they're a little undercooked so they're like falling apart and i don't care i'll use a fork they're tasty
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you've heard of girl dinner but may I present to you non-binary goblin lunch, eaten frenetically at 2:45 pm in several sad courses while perching on the kitchen stool and never using the plate you got out
#girl dinner#goblin lunch#neurodivergent things#today's menu included#a handful of peanut butter pretzel things my roommate had put into a chip tube#a couple of bites of smoked salmon eaten directly out of the Tupperware with a fork#the last three kalamata olives in the enormous costco jar#a vegan babybel (yes those are real)#approximately 7 buffalo chicken chips#leftover Halloween candy#I'm a menace to society#but at least i remembered to eat between breakfast and dinner today
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pet peeve is fork and knife food served with finger foods. you really gotta use your fork and knife with greasy hands? damn you.
#when people make fun of me for eating my pizza with a knife and fork it's like???#or eating fries with a fork / chips with chopsticks#alright but at the end of this i'm not having greasy hands like y'all#who's the real loser here#like sorry i don't like having dirty hands#food tag#nana talks tag
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drop the cookie dough recipe 🔫
who are you .
#ok fine#two bowls#1 bowl pour one cup of all purpose flour microwave for a minute and a half but do it in 30s intervals and stirr between those intervals#2nd bowl pour half a cup of butter half a cup of brown sugar and 1/8th of granulated sugar . stirr with whisk#in my case i did it with a fork LMAO it also works but it's harder . stirr until you get a nice consistency and everything looks mixed in#add half teaspoon of salt and 3/4 of vanilla extract (that depends on how much you like vanilla. i think 3/4 is the perfect starting point)#mix together again#add your butter batter to the flour and mix for a bit then add 2 teaspoons of milk to help it mix better#if it doesnt mix well enough keep adding teaspoons of milk#mix until u get the dough . then add chocolate chips and mix again#voila#asknootfound
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My dinnar💯
#we have so many sets of chopsticks and so few forks and spoons so i often find myself eating ridiculous things with chopsticks#such as these cold leftover ihop chocolate chocolate chip pancakes.
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I'm the kind of autistic to eat chips with a fork. Crumbs are the devil.
#not too mention cheesy chips that leave residue on your hands... or grease#my favorite chips are cheetos but they're so messy :(#therefore#fork :)
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it's stupid to be this sad over a fucking chipped mug
#i went out to the kitchen to try and find it. it's a small chip and i have no idea where this happened or the circumstances.#this is dumb but i loved that mug.#it was a memory of all the times we went out to greenport and had a good time together#i picked it out iwth my own hands#i loved the color and the design and#now when we go all the mugs say 'north fork' which is a region instead of 'greenport' which is the town and i dont want a north fork mug.#i can't replace this#my reaction to this is disproportionate and i know it but i am practically heartbroken over this goddamn mug#blogging on my blog
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forks
#emptying the dishwasher and somehow jabbed a tine right under my fucking thumbnail like some kind of guy who isnt paying attention#this isnt the first time forks have caused me grief. i chipped my front tooth on a fork and ill never forgive them for that#semirelated the only note i remember taking in college about repository subversioning is 'fork a child'. like i have that written somewhere#no other context just that phrase. this was deep in my depression days ok. i had to find joy somewhere
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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)
some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.
YOU WILL NEED:
5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)
preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).
in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.
set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.
spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.
slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)
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how the fuck am I supposed to eat this
#that's a joke I'm using a fork#I got a bag of nuts that SAY they're salted#but they sure didn't taste like it#so I put honey and carob chips on them
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