So i have two cats, but one of them really really wants to go outside. He lusts to be an indoor outdoor cat. But we live near a street where people often drive recklessly so it’s too dangerous, so we keep both cats inside. However he is DETERMINED to escape none the less.
Anyways, he’s a chonky cat, like 17 lbs, so even though he’s not that fast he’s really hard to pick up because he hates being picked up and he’s so round. But because he’s fat he can’t jump high enough to get over our fences
so once a week we take him outside in the backyard for supervised outside time (so he stops trying so hard to escape) and he’ll wander around the backyard for a little while, smelling everything since a lot of other cats pass through our yard. But like i said, he’s a chonkster, so he’s very food motivated. So when we want to call him to come inside, we crack open a can of cat food at the door, and every time without fail this fat cat who struggles to jump up on the counters comes running to the door faster than we ever thought possible because he knows he’ll get a tablespoon of wet food.
Anyways here he is:
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Hooman. Hoooooooooman. Cute. Cat-seal. Ova. HEAH.
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I was having a really bad time one Halloween so I made my my very chonky cat a hygtg tour outfit costume and honestly no regrets
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(via Chonky Cats Against Capitalism Leftist Communist Kitty - Etsy)
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Decided to watch the appendices from the extended "Fellowship of the Ring" as I fell asleep.
Peanut decided I should look at her, and not the TV.
She knows it's the best way to get me to let her under the covers for a snuggle.
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Me: *adopts four cats*
My boyfriend: that's too many!!
Me, who held onto toxic friends in high school because I hate the feeling of being alone so now I have a lot of animals so I always have someone with me: you're probably right
Also me: *debates adopting a fifth*
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If I was a cat, I’d be a chonk
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