#chris wood ily

[exhuastedpigeon]

han what's your top five fav fics you've written 👁

Amanda hi ily thanks for asking <3

These are in no particular order. Also recency bias is definitely playing a part here - all of these are things I've written in the last 9 months. I know I have favourites further back but here we are.

give your heart and soul to charity Buddie | Teen | 12.5k

“Hi Frank.” “It’s been a while since you asked for an emergency session,” Frank says, voice even as always. “Can I ask what brought this on?” “I think I just dumped god,” Eddie says and then he bursts out laughing. He can’t control it, he knows he sounds manic, like he’s somewhere between laughter and a breakdown, edging closer to the breakdown. “Holy shit I did dump god.” “I’m going to need just a little more than that,” Frank says and his face looks torn between concern and amusement.

there ain't no turning back Buddie | Explicit | 28.3k

Eddie let out a yelp when he finally took in the room. It was a two queen room, white blankets, a TV, a desk and chair near the window, nothing about the furniture was strange, except for the fact that Buck was lounging on the bed closest to the windows, his legs crossed at the ankles, feet clad in MIT socks that he’d gotten for himself the day Chris sent his application in because Buck was that confident he’d get in. “You made good time,” Buck said with a grin, his eyes bright as he looked at Eddie. “You’re here? How are you here?” Eddie felt like crying as he toed off his shoes and walked over to Buck.

wet your lips (and smile to the camera) Buddie | Mature | 6.8k

Buck has a problem and that problem is that Eddie Diaz is going to ruin his life. OR Eddie starts modeling on the side and Buck can't stop looking at his pictures, mostly because Eddie's ads are everywhere

lay your cards down, down, down by 42hrb Buddie | Mature | 6.3k

At that moment a few things happened at once that all felt equality important. Buck noticed a black ring on Eddie’s ring finger. Buck felt Eddie’s hard cock pressed against his hip. And Buck saw a matching black ring on his own ring finger. Maybe it was silly to put Eddie’s hard cock at the same level as what looked a lot like wedding rings, but it felt just as important as the other two observations. “Oh,” Eddie’s eyes widened as he spotted the ring on his hand. “I -” “Did we get married?” Buck whispered, voice dripping with panic. “Eddie I-I don’t remember wh-what happened.”

every road and every highway led me right back to your door Sterek | Teen | 2.5k

Derek would like it noted that he had been in way worse situations before. He would like that on the official record. His current predicament honestly doesn’t even make the top five worst situations he’s ever been in. It might not even make the top ten. “A random woman walked out of the preserve, handed you a new born baby, told you to find me and for us raise him like he’s our own, and then turned into mist,” Stiles said, voice incredulous. He’d been back in Beacon Hills for less than three months and in that time they’d had a pixie infestation, a clan of vampires without morals, a clan of vampires with morals, and a feral omega, so Derek wasn’t sure why he was acting like a random woman with a baby was all that unbelievable. “Yes,” Derek said, the baby still in his arms. He didn’t have anything he needed for a baby yet, so he called Stiles over to hopefully lend a hand in getting the baby out of the woods safely.

[lucky-bishop]

First & Last Lines

Thank you for the tag, @dear-massacre! Ily!

Rules: Post the first and last lines of the last 10 fics you worked on. WIPs are allowed!

Alright, the first three here are WIPs that are yet unpublished! Then the rest are on AO3, even if they aren't yet complete.

Soft Poly Parents of Beacon Hills (working title) | John/Melissa/Chris/Peter | Rating TBD (mature/teen): It starts, funnily enough, with a group chat "I think I - at least - underestimated just how out of practice I am at this whole thing."

The Heart Sweater™️ | Allydia | Teen+ She's not wearing it for her, but Lydia can pretend. This is more serious than 'awkward'.

The Worst Beta (aka the Grindr Bite Fic) | Steter | Explicit And sure, okay, maybe Stiles could have figured out that the guy was a wolf. Scott levels him with a Look. "Gee, I wonder where I've heard something like that before."

Possessive Beasts (WIP) | Steterek | Explicit | 16,549 words posted The possessive thing in Peter's chest snarls for him to sink his teeth into Stiles Stilinski, but he waits. It's a small victory that it was his information that got them to the point of the ritual, even if they still have no idea who could be working its magic.

Beasts of Beacon Hills | Sterek, Steter, Scerek, Sceter | Explicit | 5,708 words There's no other way to describe it: Scott and Stiles are fucking pumped for this camping trip. He wishes - more than anything - that they had just let the mystery go.

maybe we got lost in translation | Stisaac | Explicit | 1,998 words "The fuck is this, Stiles?" They'll figure it out, he's sure.

in the woods somewhere | Steter | Explicit | 3,020 words Stiles should have known better than to come out to the preserve alone tonight. He closes his eyes and lets the darkness take him again. It's all he can do.

The Greenberg Files | Stiles/Scott/Greenberg | Explicit | 7,962 words Things are pretty crazy in Beacon Hills, so Jared is pleased as punch when his application to spend the second half of his junior year abroad in Greece is accepted. And while Jared still has plans - he's still going to go out into the world and kick ass at college and beyond - he's more than happy to spend his remaining time in Beacon Hills as a part of the pack, as a part of this relationship.

Mario Kartussy | Liam/Scott/Theo/Stiles | Explicit | 4,252 words This was the best kind of pack day, Stiles was absolutely sure of it, even if they only called it dude's night and not an actual pack night, since it was more exclusive. No one could deny that it was off to a pretty goddamn stellar start, though.

Creature of the Night | Stackson | Mature | 7,595 words "And to think of all the shit you gave me for being a kanima. Oh, this is gold," Jackson laughs, genuinely doubled over with glee. "I guess so," Jackson says with his warm, relaxed smile that's Stiles' absolute favorite. "I think we can work with that."

No-pressure tags to: @softranswolves, @beaconfeels, @meggie-stardust, @ambersagen, @midmorning-bomb, @mirrorthoughts

[scribe-cas]

9 People Tag

Thank you @squarebracket-trick for the tag!!

These little ask game things are so fun and I’m starting to get her hang of them-

Tagging (with no pressure, of course): @hallwriteblr @rbbess110 @covenscribe @scribe-of-stories @dyrewrites @bloomibee @lilac-honey @at-thezenith @antihell

Three ships:

Radiodust (I will ship the asexual with the hooker and they WON’T fuck)

My book series OTP (they will never be together in canon again)

Any of my OCs X Any of my mutuals/friends’ OCs (yes I am wholeheartedly serious I cherish spontaneous crack ships with my life)

Currently listening:

uuuh it was some remix of Pitbull’s “Hotel Room Service” (i have two characters who play Just Dance and imagining them to that brings me to hysterics) because I was stuck cleaning the house today

Last movie:

NIMONA. OH MY GOD.

I’ve been a fan since 4th grade when I read the comics for the first time. To see it made into a movie- I can’t. I’m in love.

Plus it’s hilarious because ever since I’ve made friends watch it, they’ve been like “it’s you” “they made a movie about you” and one time I made a joke about being a Nimona cosplayer and my best friend of almost 6 years (my favorite person ever) looked me dead in the eyes and said “wym cosplayer, that’s just how you look” and I’ve never been one hit KOed so fast. Anyways I am normal and regular about the gender movie of all time.

Carrying on-

Currently reading:

Like 5 WIPs that friends of mine have been gracious enough to share with me. I am in love with all of their writing but one in particular who’s finally started to pursue writing as a possible career (they have tumblr if you’re reading this yes I’m talking about you ily hi) has absolutely blown me away with their artistic talent. They have a way with words and a story that I am feral for and rooting for.

Also, my old rough drafts!

Along with Silver (Chris Wooding), Asylum (Madeline Roux), and A Court Of Thorns and Roses (Sarah J Mass).

Currently watching:

The save 5 YouTube videos. Over and over. Someone please save me from myself /lh

Currently Consuming:

Uhhh the answer is unfortunately nothing-

I’m hungry but too tired to get out of bed so I haven’t eaten yet-

Hopefully later tonight

Currently Craving:

Creamy horchata. Like the kind you make with sweetened condensed milk. The good shit.

Last thing researched (for writing purposes):

Depression and the different coping mechanisms that go along with types of trauma. (Ie what coping mechanisms go along with what feelings that come from a traumatic event)

Current Obsession:

Both Nimona and my WIPs! I have two writing projects that I’m just getting back into, and I’m really really excited about that.

(If anyone is interested in them let me knoW /lh)

Anyways yes

Go forth and tag more people, my wonderful morbos

[hellishjoel]

characters that I think are very me-coded.... but I can't possibly explain how

I'm sorry I'm so late to this, thank you for the tags!! ily <3 @cool-iguana @bastardmandennis @gracieispunk

characters and their show/movie from left to right:

linda drysdale // knives out elle woods // legally blonde linda belcher // bob's burgers harper moore // set it up chris mcclean // total drama island olive penderghast // easy a fiona gallagher // shameless cher horowitz // clueless barney stinson // how I met your mother

no pressure tags, sorry if you've already been tagged! @king-simp @cavillscurls @thetriumphantpanda @macfrog @strang3lov3 @pedritoferg @tightjeansjavi I'm getting to this trend so late, I'm sure half of these people have probably done it already lol but it was still fun!! I hope some of these people are relatable lol

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Jack Harlow x Black Male Reader.

Summary: I RECOGNISE THAT JACK HARLOW ISN’T GAY. it’s just a fun thing that I wanted to experiment with and to share my slutty fantasy lmaooo enjoy. no disrespect to my bae Jackman Thomas Harlow either, ily maybe a lil too much…this is my first post btw, so lmk what you wonderful ppl think 💕✨

Details: sprinkles of NSFW and fluff - we need a healthy balance. (hints of feminisation cause I’m in this weird stage of my gender identity - don’t watch that) ngl this is a simp post 4 him saying he’s ugly, one, do you even have eyes, and two, y’all can eat my ass, preferably after I’ve been barebacked by Jack. I’m nasty, get used to it 😭

I definitely think a white man is gonna deflower me lol - with Chris Evans and Henry Cavill as main celebrity contenders. But it’s the way Jack is so caring with black women, and just appreciative of black culture in general, that doesn’t seem performative. It’s a genuine love and admiration for my identity as a black person which makes me that much more attracted to him. His energy is just everything; His infectious smile, a voice that could legit make me melt, and beautiful blue eyes that I want glued to my body 24/7, I love everything about him.

Let’s start with the fluffy stuff. I feel like he’d have me saved in his phone as some sweet nickname for me and I would save him as “jackman xx” instead of Jack just to be different 🤭 but I would be the only one who’s actually allowed to use his government name hahaaaa.

I can picture us with two black kids; One girl (she’s gonna be a couple years older), one boy, and that’s our perfect nuclear family lol. He’s definitely the one to spoil our kids so I can already imagine me being the bad cop parent in our family. BUT HE’S SO GOOD WITH KIDS like look at that picture. This doesn’t mean he’s a pushover, he would definitely get more pissed than you if the kids weren’t listening. So he’d be more sweet than stern but would discipline when needed. like imagine him saying “yo, stop disrespecting your daddy.” I WOULD DIEEEE. But I think the most amazing part of him being the father to my kids is the fact that he would’ve chosen to love me in the most organic way possible. We would have 2 whole physical representations of our love for one another and I think that’s so precious.

I feel like Jack is super romantic. I’m talking personally delivering a huge bouquet of my favourite white tulips and pink roses just because.

I know he could never, but if somehow, in another reality, we were together, I know he would make me feel sooooo good 😩 I would think of Jack as a very compassionate lover. Don’t get me wrong, the man could make earthquakes with how hard and intense his strokes are but, with me being a virgin, I feel like he would definitely take his time with me. That being said, I do get the vibe that he’s experienced, but solely with girls, so it’d be a learning curve for him as well.

I don’t think y’all realise, but I would be on my knees 24/7 for this man. I know he doesn’t like the deepthroat with girls cause their throat is a lil too tight but I’d try my best to show him how pleasurable it can be. Jack is hung imma tell u. I feel like Jack’s dick isn’t too big, definitely bigger than average maybe 6.5/7 inches, but he would know what to do with itttt. I just know that his cock could make me weak in the knees. I always fantasise about sucking him off and staring into his blue eyes as he smiles at me, with my mouth full of his dick. A real paradox between slutty and innocent fr. I feel like he’d let me do my thing with his dick, I don’t see him being the type to face fuck me (unless I wanted him to), but instead he’d probably have his hands all up in my hair, or underneath my chin, guiding me to take his dick further down my throat. Ngl I would want his wood glistening with precum and saliva after I’m done with him. He strikes me as the type of person to enjoy sloppy toppy as well. I wouldn’t even feel embarrassed to slobber and dribble over him cause we would be comfortable enough. “Damn baby, that mouth tho.” I can hear him saying as I take him fully. I would prefer him to slouch down like on a couch or smth, with his tracksuit bottoms bunching at his ankles and his tech fleece hoodie unzipped showing his bare chest as his cock just bounces up and down begging for me to suck it. “Come on babe, he really needs you rn.” whilst he swirls his dick in his hands 😩🫠🤭

Onto how he fucks me; I feel like he’d love to see me on top. Not that I’m a power bottom or anything, my top is more than just a pole for me to use, but I feel like watching one of his hands gripping my left cheek, with the other behind his head, would be so hot. Watching him smile at how drunk I am for him would turn me on so much. Plus in his position I can grab his pecs, go down to kiss him, whilst he jackhammers and ploughs into me while I’m on top. UGHHH A DREAM. So many of y’all think he’s ugly but I would love to be in missionary with him. Have my hands all up in his curls, feel his breath on my face, see his cum face (I just know it’s the sexiest thing ever) i would nut right there. I feel like he’d be so sensual with his thrusts, it wouldn’t be hard, just really loving. Don’t get me wrong though, i think Jack would clap my cheeks so hard I wouldn’t be able to walk for a couple days, but he wouldn’t want to hurt me. Prone Bone would be a dream as well. I know Jack would be the one to whisper dirty ass things in my ear. “Fuck, that’s some good pussy baby.” “So tight for daddy aren’t you”

Onto his cum. MWAHAHAHAAA, I would live for it. I wouldn’t be satisfied unless I got at least two loads of his from our sessions. I feel like he would cum a lot but not all at once, it wouldn’t be explosive but fast enough. I get the vibe that he’d love seeing his cum all over my face. “you look so good with my nut all over your face” as he feeds me it from his fingers. I would definitely keep sucking after he busts tho, because I’ve seen how weak it makes them. Jack would definitely be the dom in the relationship but there’s something about hearing him whine and wither, begging me to stop sucking/slow down just makes me so wet. I feel, like most ppl, he would want to cum whilst inside. The only time he’d pull out is if I’d ask him to, to which i feel like he’d bust his nut all over my ass, paying particular attention to coating my hole.

Aftercareeee w this man is just top tier. You thought he was only good at clapping my cheeks and stuffing me full, lmao he’s the whole package- literally. Often times, there’s not much to clean up and I think he’d like me falling asleep with his cum inside my ass. “You did so well baby boy, you’re always too good to me.” I feel like he’d be exhausted by the time we’ve both bottomed out, and fight to stay awake to make sure I’m asleep before him. He’d be really needy “Babe, I don’t deserve you, you’re so beautiful” “don’t ever leave me.” The cockiness in me wants to say that our sex made him drunk. I feel like he’d be such a big spoon.

[queenofbaws]

Hi! For rhe fic writer asks may I ask number 4,7,9,15 and 26? Thank you and have a good day!

hi!!! and goodness gracious, me oh my, thank YOU for giving me permission to gab and gab and gab over here! :D

4. What piece of media inspired you the most?

in terms of what fandom got me barfing the most words out, it was for sure the quarry - no surprises there, hehehe - but in terms of what media got me pumped/excited/WANTING to create more, i have to shout out the "old gods of appalachia" podcast. i'm a little behind, i'm not totally caught up with the story as of this moment, but i swear, relistening to that podcast at the beginning of the year is 100% what got me so jazzed to write like wringing blood from a stone. no question.

(this is also me saying if you're out there and you've enjoyed like wringing blood, you might want to give old gods a shot, because mmmMMMMMM it's so good. and it's very much the sort of vibe i'm going for with my hackett stuff, lmfao)

7. What character(s) captured your heart?

if you told me when i first played the quarry that i'd have a favorite hackett brother, i would believe you. if you, however, immediately followed that first statement with "and it's chris," i would not. HOWEVER, as is so often the case with me, this year i found myself falling in love with another supermassive character that gets all of 5 lines and a combined 12 minutes of screentime. chris hackett, ily.

9. What fic meant the most to you to write?

surprising NO ONE, it's for sure like wringing blood from a stone. after finishing the (almost)s, i really didn't think i'd plunge back into longfic life, but i'm here, the water's fine, and this project has absolutely become my baby. there's a lot of, like, me put into the story, a lot of (extremely abstracted) personal stories and problems being retold, and it's been a place for me to sort of find my own kind of catharsis while telling what i hope is a compelling story of another family's struggles. it also means the world that it's gotten the readership it has despite being about, uh, a very angry family struggling against themselves and each other, so it's just...it's just the project i'm the most grateful for, absolutely.

15. Rec a fic you wrote or posted in 2023

in the woods somewhere is a fic i wrote about jess. i wish i could say more about it than that, but explaining it any deeper sort of gives some stuff away. it was one of those lightning-in-a-bottle ideas that came to me fully formed and ready to go, and i spent a whole day just furiously writing it down and, to be honest, crying more than just a little ;P we don't see much of jess in until dawn - her night is pretty complicated - so i just really wanted to explore her story a little more...and give her a way to get back home in one piece <3

(i still fucking cry every time i read it, so do with that what you will askdfjaklsdjf)

26. If you had to choose one, what was THE most satisfying writing moment of your year?

i got back into my CREEPs fic!!! 🥳 it was gathering dust for SO long, but i was finally able to post a couple chapters, and though they're not ready to share just yet, i actually have the rest of the fic nearly complete. being able to get back into that WIP and sort of shake the rust off felt so, so good, and i'm REALLY hoping that energy will carry into 2024 and i'll be able to finish off a bunch of stuff i've left on the back burner!

my 2023 writing year in review!!!

[axelauriantswp]

we were never meant to fall in love. but we fell. ╱ 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐗𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐊𝐄

[clnriswood]

KAI PARKER COMES BACK TO ME TONIGHT BITCH MWAH

[louisinmadrid]

Bastille performing in Paris - March 2, 2019

[willyfarquarsons]

[mobsterkara]

they said they were friends in the same vid they called daxam a "great place" so um,, I,, how u say,, do not give an fuck

[wood-x-chris]

Sometimes when I look at Chris' picture/gif/video, I want to start crying because of how much I love him.

[heathneycanon]

Ezekiel would be the monster in the woods from the scary stories.

Blaineley would try to infiltrate in the camp pretending to be a teenager planning to overthrow Chris and take over.

On the Fashion Club, leaded by Lindsay and Justin, we have Dakota, Vito, Anne Maria, Brick, Sugar and Topher.

Sports Club, leaded by Eva and Tyler, with Lightning, Scott, Svetlana, Jo, Sky, Sammy and Amy.

Science Club, leaded by Noah and Izzy, with Cameron, Sam, B, Scarlett, Staci, Mal and Max.

Nature Club, leaded by Bridgette and Gwen, with Zoey, Dawn, Manitoba, Shawn, Jasmine, Rodney and Ella.

Music Club, lead by Trent and Cody, with only Beardo.

DND Club, lead by Harold and Beth, with Leonard and Dave.

DJ helps Chef in Kitchen.

Courtney is the chief of the counselors and makes sure everything is perfect.

Leshawna, Owen, Heather and Geoff organize all the events and parties.

Duncan takes care of maintenance.

Katie and Sadie are Courtney's assistants.

Don's campers would be Junior, Chet, Lorenzo, Taylor, Mickey, Jay, Laurie, Miles, Tammy, Ennui, Crimson, Brody, Rock, Spud, Sanders, Devin, Carrie and Kitty since they are the RR teens. The counselors being Stephanie, Ryan, MacArthur, Mary, Ellody, Tom, Jen, Jaques, Josee and Emma. Dwayne and Kelly would bribe Don so their children get special treatment and Pete and Gerry would be the old married couple that lives in a shack next to the camp and hate kids.

The ships are:

Anne Maria x Jo

Dave x Scott

Courtney x Heather

Lindsay x Tyler

Zoey x Dawn x Dakota

Jasmine x Sammy x Shawn

Brick x Topher

Staci x Leonard

Owen x Noah

Harold x Leshawna

Sky x Svetlana

Mal x Max

Yes, I went all out, sorry, I liked the idea so I spitted out everything it occurred to me and wanted to share. Thanks for creating this AU for me even if it was kinda all me lol, ily

this is pretty neat!! im glad u liked the concept :) i'm probably still gonna develop my own stuff for my version of the au, but this is all really cool!!!

[bbbrianjones]

🌟 ~ ahhh ily <3

SARAH MY DEAREST!! WHERE DO I ACTUALLY BEGIN??

you really are just pure happiness and joy! i love you so so much!! your blog is always amazing and i get so excited when i see you have posted something, regardless of what it is! you have opened my eyes to so many amazing media and bands, you are definitely responsible for my many loves - chris wood, ronnie lane, etc!! obviously, you are just so much fun to be around! you mean to world to me and i just want to thank you for everything you have done for me, no matter how small. you have really been a big joy to me and i'm just so happy to have someone like you in my life!!

[martajones]

Chris Wood is an actor and a professional goofball. - Chris Wood

[thisonesatellite]

ship game

i was tagged by the awesomeness that is @superchocovian, who shares my taste in Community and MCU ships, thankyouverymuch, iLY.

Also, the “no repeats” caveat nearly killed me.  YOU HEARD ME, i SAID ‘KILLED’.  😘💖😂

Movie/TV ship questions, no repeats, answer with a gif.

1- First ship

Buffy /Angel, BtVS.  Who taught me what it means to become invested in fictional characters.  

2- First OTP

Mal /Inara, firefly.  These two idiots, my stars.  i am still so angry that show was canceled, i can’t even.

3- Current fave ship

YES, PEOPLE, THIS IS WHERE i USE MY CS GIF, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

4- Your ship since the first minute

Audrey /Nathan, Haven.  From the moment they meet in episode 1 there is a connection so strong, the freakin’ asphalt and the rocks and the trees know they’re endgame.  Also - one of the few shows where there is no internal /relationship drama once they get together.  They fuse into a working whole and get stronger together and the show is so much better for it.  

5- You wish they had been endgame

Duke /Jennifer, Haven.  i have words about what the writers did to those two, many, many, MANY WORDS.  NONE OF THEM NICE.

6- You wish they had been canon

Bucky /Steve, MCU.  Don’t look at me like you didn’t know that was coming.  (Or, you know, not coming.  OH THE PUNS i COULD MAKE.)

7- Most of the fandom hates, but you love

...uh, i literally don’t know how to answer that.  i have no idea who hates what in any kind of majority.

But i will say that ever since August got into Victor’s car (in if you live by the word) and they started making hardcore googly eyes at each other until they became DOCTOR WOOD (thank you @profdanglaisstuff​ for coming up with the best ship name ever), people have let me know in no uncertain terms how much they despise Victor and yet how much they suddenly like the Doctor Wood.  i got asked “HOW DARE YOU?” and “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?” (mostly in all caps) quite a few times.  i’m--- not sorry.  😂💖😘

Does that count?

8- You don’t even watch the show, but you ship them anyway

i am so sorry, i do not have an answer for this.

9- You wish they had a different storyline

Zoe /Wash, firefly.  Do not say the words “I’m a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar!” in my presence, don’t even.  

10- Fav ship that are endgame (Yay!)

Naomi /Holden, The Expanse.  Well, they are so far.  This is another show without relationship drama, which i absolutely adore, and if the writers mess with that this coming season, i shall be VERY PUT OUT.  (In my best Chris Sarandon, obv.) 😂

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This was SO MUCH FUN!  Thank you so much for tagging me, @superchocovian!  

Tagging @scientificapricot, @spartanguard, @searchingwardrobes, @snowbellewells, @darkcolinodonorgasm, @artistic-writer, @optomisticgirl, @nevertothethird, @killianjones-twopointoh, @anxioussquirrel, @therooksshiningknight, @captain-emmajones, @lfh1226-linda​