#church for men

[itboytrends]

Reno Gold and Peter Korth photographed by Corey Myers for 'Homme Fatale' by Patrick Church

[rene-darling]

here me out on this, afab Scara, reader eating him out while praying, since you mentioned in your 'how easy to bed each of the scara eras' that he likes being worshipped I think it'd be pretty interesting.

TO- be worshipped is to be loved.

...you pray daily, without fail you pray to your god, in a place..made best for prayer...credits [Oishru] on X

Hinted AFAB scaramouche though it's not clearly described, gn neutral reader, as reader's gender is not hinted to! Though if you squint its kinda hinted to the fact that the reader is in the church very often

So it can be perceived as nun!reader, but you can also take it as priest!reader

...scaramouche...

Wanderer wouldn't like to be worshipped as much as his past self, scaramouche would.

He finds it embarrassing to part his legs for you; in order for him to feel worshipped, he needs to feel above you, at least in the beginning. His back is cushioned by soft pillows as he tugs in your hair trying to ground himself in some way,

Tugging fists fulls he can't decide whether to pull you into the heat spreading through him or to push you away, it's too much!

And your soft, ever so sweet words- a contrast to your harsh tongue which eats him raw, a contrast to even his own harsh grip. But you never say anything. You don't complain about the scratch marks or the fist full of your hair that he pulls out

Nor about the blood that seeps from any part of you that he holds on to, his grip is never yielding, afraid that if he lets go, you'll go too.

But those thoughts get buried the longer the night goes on, spasms of his body shaking at every touch every lick every tug. His body presses against the statue of the archon, the stone carved to perfection. His gaze sometimes moved behind you to the church doors wondering what the nuns would think of the sacrilegious scene before them.

Tears as he listens to your murmur your face burned deep within him sending vibrations up his spine. Murmurs, more like prayers. The ones which would be considered holy, and innocent if not for where and how you were exactly praying.

His head rocked back and forth as if nodding in agreement to whatever you said, as if he himself would make it come true. Squirting onto your face as you drank him up like holy water,

You'll look up every once in a while, mouth dripping as you would ask him to fulfil your prayers "if- hah, if you bring me pleasure- then- I'll accept whatever prayer you wish for- AH-"

He's never felt this high, this above. Here you are at a place of worship- worshipping him. Your archon, your god. The one that he couldn't be.

Sweet slick drips down the hard stone of the statue as his legs are spread on top of either side of your shoulder. "Wh- ah mhm- am- I- I" barely a whisper, but you hear every oracle from your dear, "my archon." And with a pop of your lips as you let go of the meal that you were latched onto "my god."

That alone brings him over the edge, body slumping against the stone as tears fall like endless waterfalls. Yours, that's what he is.

[the-blaze-empress]

tumblr look what i made!!

found some red fleece fabric for cheap in an op shop i had to make a guy i had to

[sharlinefreire]

committing all possible crimes being bisexual consumer of ao3 fanfiction cannibalism as a metaphor for love and homoeroticism old man yaoi queerbaiting tv shows with homoaffective subtext hozier sufjan stevens good omens christianism.

[noodles-and-tea]

Like be for REALLLL

[eddis-not-eeddis]

In my early twenties I know more theology than most men in the churches I've attended who are twice my age. This isn't a boast, I am no scholar. I say this in abject horror and despair.

[clownhonkbonk]

oscar n some noel?????

had too much fun with colours ( i live in shame )

[tiredyke]

people on this site really will straight up say “why should i listen to lesbians or care about lesbophobia when it does not materially impact my life”

[pandoresque-main]

[blueskittlesart]

being in art school and having basically 0 knowledge about christianity whatsoever is so funny at this point i think you could tell me literally anything was an allegory for jesus and i'd just believe you

[canisalbus]

I made Machete and Vasco kiss in Sims Medieval (they're in the church, right in front of everyone, so this is definitely Not Canon but still fun) (also I hope this is ok! I know you like fanart, this is. uh. almost fanart?)

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[lycanlovebites]

Dearest sister Vera,

oh my fucking god. Oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. Fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit.

Faithfully yours in Christ,

Fr. Victor Ardelian

(Aka here’s some art of Victor Going Through It. Those uh. Those demons of yours, Victor.. the deeply repressed gay thoughts demonic influence… uh how’s that uh going for you right now??)

[character by @stjohnstarling. Also apologies for tagging you in so many of my posts good sir. In my defense I have a devastating hyperfixation on WMOM and the gay little priest]

[cannibalgirlfrnd]

i am having the strongest symptoms of hysteria right now. this is straight up p*rn oh i know he’s good with his hands. everyone say thank you to ireland

credit: hozier_gifs on twt

[the-blaze-empress]

happy birthday king 👑

got these photos taken in february this year, im kind of insane about them. u can find the photographer, bebby, here!! go give her some love shes so great

also while ur there go check out my cosplay instagram for even more pictures of me dressed up as minecraft men <3

[brothermouse]

Night Vale First Ward

It's remarkable really how the Church is the same wherever you go.

Just the other day I was swapping mission stories with Sister Björnson and the Ward Librarian (who we don't talk about). Even though Sister Björnson served in the Blood Fields Mission, the Librarian served in the Space-Just-Behind-You-When-You-Go-Into-A-Dark-Basement Mission, and I served in the Southern Silent Country Mission, we all had experiences cowering from the Things That Look Like Crows But Aren't.

Anyways, I'd like to bare my testimony in the non-language of the people I served.

*Elaborately pantomimes my love of the Atonement and the Restored Church*

[vertigoartgore]

1993's X-Men Unlimited Vol.1 #3 cover by artist Bill Sienkiewicz.