#classic treebark bait

[confettisharkparfait]

etho: ohp someone put a ren stamp in

martyn: that was me

[treebarkweek]

To be fair, the whole chat was trying to bait him into saying "treebark week" in stream again 😂

But is it really bait if he knows and is probably lurking in the tags anyway--

[riacte]

Ren and Martyn: doomed narrative (we bet on losing dogs, Third Life, literally everything that has happened the past three years)

Ren and False: blessed narrative (we bet on the underdogs, MCC9, Blue River Raceway, Demise 2)

Martyn and False: ????hilarious??? narrative (we have lost the plot) (Mint Maids, burning box, charity stream 2024, random snipping during MCC, meeting each other in cons from 2017, Martyn’s jealousy comment (?????), False and Netty commenting on each other’s vlogs years ago,)

[funkily]

I GO TO CLASS FOR AN HOUR WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MARTYN LISTENED TO REN SING ADELE AND SANG ALONG ??????

[red-ruby-rambles]

"Classic Treebark bait" Martyn says knowing that after stream ends he will return to weeping and longing for times long ago. Wishing for another renchanting, another demon box, another clip of Ren talking about his lovely eyes...

Modern treebark is just waiting and longing it feels like.

[ani-craft]

"It's classic treebark bait, that's what it is."

[treeba-rk]

MARTYN IS LISYENING TO REN SING ADELE ON STREAM NO FUCKING WAYYYY

CLASSIC TREEBARK BAIT

[rhodeisland-resorts]

Getting serenaded right before you play bingo? Yeah. that’s classic treebark bait right there (lmao)

[redtyn]

i love that we as a community will occasionally slip back into yearning on martyns behalf for no real reason . keep it up guys

the only reason we stop is every so often Martyn dangles some classic treebark bait and we get distracted. it is much like how you can get a baby to stop crying by jangling keys in front of them.

once the keys are gone we start crying again

[confettisharkparfait]

NEEDED to make this into a gif sorry :]

[riacte]

atp the unhinged polls will undergo a branding change and turn into CLASSIC TREEBARK BAIT polls

[treeba-rk]

luck be with ye…. hand 🏳️‍🌈💥 who’s getting married 🏳️‍🌈💥 boyfriend who is not an ex 🏳️‍🌈💥 fine lips and wonderful neck for kissing 🏳️‍🌈💥 this world has missed you 🏳️‍🌈💥 in love with his boss 🏳️‍🌈💥 classic treebark bait 🏳️‍🌈💥 happy treebark week 🏳️‍🌈💥

[treeba-rk]

introducing “classic treebark bait” to my lexicon was a bad idea because now i call everything classic treebark bait. the entirety of third life was in fact classic treebark bait

[riacte]

Links:

Martyn saying "there should only be one Ren" [1] [2]

Martyn reblogging fanart of him and Ren tenderly touching foreheads

Martyn saying his favourite guy is Ren

Martyn calling the False jealousy clip "classic Treebark bait"

Ren's HC10 E2 having a chapter called Getting Renchanted

Ren's texture pack making his gold helmet look like a crown: "I kind of like it, gives me a bit of a crown, you know, makes me think back to the good old days"

Ren replying to a screenie of 3L that Scar tweeted: “A day of glory, a day of tears. The Red King remembers! <3 RD”

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Save us anything at all. Renchanting please come back 🥺

[riacte]

The “classic Treebark bait” clip is so funny to me because at that point, Martyn HAS to know Treebark is the ship name. Martyn HAS to know he’s saying his 2021 self, fresh out of 3L finale, went live and decided to do some shipbait. Martyn is canonically jealous of False in the romantic sense when it concerns Ren and atp I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry.

[treeba-rk]

a small collection of shit the tumblr treebark community has tagged about cc!renchanting. Everyone feel free to contribute, many of these are pretty recent (from the infinite pining era), not from old posts!

#omg just call him hes not your ex   #i think about this so much. bro really was just like man that guy was weird. i think i’m in lo— #also this was very heterosexual of martyn. #relationship goals (they are not dating) #I hate them so much I fucking hate them #MARTYN WHEN I CATCH YOU MARTYN #can martyn like get a job #is this real?? #never a boring day following martyn on Tumblr #once again im reblogging the gayest ass mcyt fanart from none other than martyn in the little wood #martyn this is a really gay post to reblog /silly #its the single pathetic bisexual dogboy swag # everyone say thank youse to false #theyre having gay sex in that box. ok! #this is why joel betrayed dogwarts right at the start #fellas is it gay to do Whatever this is #treebark in the eyes of those around them is apparently horrifying #the server has chemicals in the water that turns the fucking ccs gay for Ren diggity Dog #Jesus christ #martyn intheliitlewood what are you doing in my falafal #I almost went full crazy insane treebark fangirl in the tags until I saw martyn inthelittlewood official reblogged it #SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA ENTER YOUR SLUT ERA AND THAT IS FINE TOO #fuckin slay martyn go kiss men Now we just pray he doesn't find the smut artists and find out people assume he's a bottom #he broke into our house and won’t leave :( turns out he’s the one who built the house? i think that’s why we let him stay #‘classic treebark bait’ MY ASS #martyn that shit is straight out of a fanfic #i think martyn can lurk in treebark tag if he wants #martyn once again outing himself as a renboy #shoutout to cherri for the renchanting propaganda god bless #WTF REN YOU CANT DO THIS TO US #they make me homophobic #mans woke up in a cold sweat checked his tumblr askbox wrote That and then fucked off for the rest of the day like nothing happened #the m in martyn stands for manic pixie dream girl #people be normal in the tags challenge: failed #why is martyn writing fanfiction and putting it on my dash at 3 am? #Top 10 Signs You Should Dm Him:#Number 1: you're writing fanfiction in tumblr ask box answers

this is an incredible collection and i am flabbergasted by how you keep track of this. treebarkblr is hilarious

<3 <3 <3