#clay professional

[mildmayfoxe]

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[horseshoemybeloved]

The amount of comments I got on my carved clay frame tiktok upset about me “ not just using drywall compound “ or normal air dry clay or whatever was Crazy!!! Like why were people SO pressed that I mixed paint and baking soda together and glooped it on a canvas

N e ways this is what I have so far for the carved frame for my joe painting tee hee

[picklezz-l0ver]

posting this sketch everywhere

ultra crossover damn

more katz sketches ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

i can’t stop drawing currently working on a real big dr katz fanart

[iso-paws]

Whale Shark Yapper has entered the chat! 💬 🐳 🦈 ⭐️

[rowantheshittydogowo]

I hate clay x Danielle shippers that woobify clay and pretend Danielle would’ve been good for him, oh my GOD

[cicidraws]

ppl are starting to catch on already but the crayola air-dry clay (not model magic or modeling clay) will deteriorate after 6months to 2 years and will be impossible to keep forever unless you cover it in resin or an acrylic varnish, even then its not perfect and will deteriorate. moisture is the problem and other elements. its fun to play with sure and a bit messy but if you intend on keeping a creation, keep that in mind. people say to use water to smooth out the piece and that actually makes it worse after it dries, unfortunately.

if you intend on keeping a piece, try to find some other air dry clays or bake clays out there

i like DAS air dry clay

[syntia13treeman]

Case files 11.01

what I think happened in:

Case 11.01, the case of "Ink in the Water" or "Dead men tell no tales."

Today we visit the old Padstow cemetery in Cornwell. Sat at the very edge of the cliffs, just a kilometre or two away from town of Padstow, the place offers breathtaking view of the Atlantic Ocean, surely appreciated by the many sailors of old interred here. Unlike its less scenic sister cemetery located off Newquay Road, this old burial ground hasn't seen any burials since beginning of 20th century, but until recently remained a local landmark.

The cliff erosion that had been slowly eating up the space over the years has finally reached the stage where integrity of the cemetery was threatened*, and Cornwall Council decided to relocate all dearly departed to a more secure quarters at Newquay. The job was appointed to a crew of local lads led by Gordon Alan Johnson, under supervision of David [last name unknown], a medical examiner. They regularly reported by email to Alison Leshi of the Cornwall Council.

The works started in the first days of 2020 (yikes) and progressed with little delay. It was determined that they could use heavy machinery everywhere except the patch nearest to the cliff edge, but Gordie was confident that they'd manage those last few graves just fine with shovels.

All was well for about a week, until January 12, when a suspiciously well preserved body was uncovered. An artful rendition of a sailing ship covered the dead man's back, and the fact that it remained intact and pristine raised concerns that it was, possibly, a modern-day murder victim buried on the sly.

While the controversial cadaver was carted off for closer scrutiny, Gordie and his crew were left to care for unconfirmed crime scene. ($)

The news must have spread, because within a day or two a curious individual came by. They didn't give their name, but we know them as Ink5oul. They apparently had somehow** identified the dead man's tattoo as work of Oscar Jarrett, (connected to Sutherland Macdonald)***, and wanted to take a look. They visited cemetery first, then started hanging around the examiner's office. Let's leave them there for now and go back to two local man who already did have a peek at the inked masterpiece

Around the time when the tatted body was uncovered, Gordie started noticing the sound of the waves getting… louder. Or maybe closer. So close he could even hear them in his dreams. He started re-examining photographs of the tattoo left by David and at some point his interpretation of the scene changed. At first glance it seemed hopeful, but now he saw that the sun was setting on the voyage, and there was something sinister lurking beneath the waves, giving chase. The waves kept getting louder, and Gordie so desperately wanted to know, what was hiding in the water?

Dr. David, meanwhile, had not just pictures, but the og tattooed body all to himself, and was in no hurry to let anyone else have it. We don't know what he heard or saw or dreamt when examining the ink, but we know how it ended. On January 15th David walked out to the cliffs and threw himself into the ocean below. His body hasn't been recovered. It's all right, though. The deep will care for his bones.

Few days later, on January 19/20, there was what appeared to be a break in at the examiner's office, and the contentious body disappeared****. Good ol' Gordie swore up and down that it wasn't him, and his frequent presence at the scene was just due to his fervent wish to see the corpse he was responsible for. He pointed fingers at Ink5oul and vowed to recover the body from them or die and kill trying.

Shortly thereafter his email account was deactivated/deleted. Gordie's final fate remains unknown*****.

Final thoughts:

*A case could be made that the cemetery was at risk of toppling into the sea, because the sea was actively trying to get to The Body. This man belonged to the sea, not the earth, and was clearly marked as such. The sea was not having any of this ‘burial’ nonsense.

** I wonder how Ink5oul knew to come here. Did local news run the story of halted exhumations, and showed pictures of the tattooed body? Or did Ink5oul feel a great disturbance in the ink when the body was dug up?

*** What is the 'thing' with OJ and SM? Since Sutherland Macdonald (1860–1942) was a known tattoo artist irl, I think that Oscar Jarrett was either his competitor, student, or both. Also an og tattoo magic man.

**** Was there really a break in, or was it actually a break out? While it is believable that Ink5oul or other fan of OJ spirited the body away for worship or study, it is equally possible the 'body', freed from the confines of the grave, heard the call of the sea, woke up and walked out all on its own. Who knows, maybe we'll meet it somewhere down the line.

*****That only leaves the question, what happened to our friend Gordie? We know from Daria's case that Ink5oul was still operating in 2022, so presumably they didn't get killed or arrested in 2020. If Gordie indeed tried to confront them, it didn’t go in his favour. Maybe he died right there, in a small motel room, at the hands of a tattoo artist who was more than they seemed. Or maybe, cursing and desperate, he found himself walking toward the cliffs, irresistibly drawn by the call of the waves. Maybe he got to find out what was waiting in the water.

[lilowoof]

ngl gamers, I think I'm gonna inevitably lose to the hormones and depression in the near future XD

Can't bring myself to be active cause I'm using a lot of energy to not vent post all the time. But fuck it, into the tags I go!

[claitea]

hehehe guess who's planning to make faerself an acrylic charm of faer own oc

[blastofsports]

Muhammad Ali (/ɑːˈliː/;[4] born Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.;[5] January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016) was an American professional boxer and activist. Nicknamed "The Greatest", he is regarded as one of the most significant sports figures of the 20th century and is often cited as the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time. In 1999, he was named Sportsman of the Century by Sports Illustrated and the Sports Personality of the Century by the BBC.

[lwieserce]

Oh my god this is sooooo way beyond my skill level

[hoperays-song]

Ash’s Contact List

Buster: Papá

Rosita: Mamá

Johnny: Favorite Gang Member/Little Brother

Meena: Baby Sis

Eddie: Rich Dude

Mrs. Crawly: Abuela #1

Nana Noodleman: Abuela #2ish

Gunter: Crazy Tío

Marcus: Johnny’s Dad/Bail Contact

Stan: Johnny’s Fun Uncle

Barry: Johnny’s Smart Uncle

Norman: Mamá’s Husband

Clay: La Leyenda/Papá #2

Porsha: ...Little Sister

Suki Lane: Ms. Lane

Nooshy: The Fun Dance Person

Ryan: Source of Teasing Material for Johnny

Alfonso: Person To Interrogate

[abstergo-industries-hr]

Good Morning,

As a friendly reminder, it is generally considered rude to inquire too far into your colleagues injuries and illnesses. We do not want to open ourselves up to a lawsuit again for discriminating against someone’s medical status. Please stop asking what happened to Intern Jaxon—it is none of your business.

- Bree from HR

(Dave from HR here, with help from the “Sixteen” bug in my computer. I have the video of what happened to Jaxon on my phone. He tried to hit on the female bicycle courier using what he learned from watching Andrew Tate or some other douchebag, came on way too strong, and got decked by the lobby barista. I know it sounds crazy, but that guy can throw a punch. At least better than he can brew coffee.

Anyway, Sixteen got me a clip of the video before it mysteriously disappeared and I’ve been watching it every five minutes. I can not describe how much joy watching this little punk get smacked around brings me. You can come over and watch, as long as you don’t tell Bree. Sixteen promises he won’t shock you….at least not fatally.)

I hate everyone in this office

- Intern Jaxon

[feline-evil]

Allowing your oc's to be just sort of fucked idiot dickheads is great

This is my schmoopy, i made him up in my head, he huffs paint fumes and has never gotten over his ex and yes he's making it EVERYONE'S problem! I'm putting him up on a plinth with a gold plaque and telling everyone he is the best schmoopy around and im kissing his forehead and bestowing him with ribbons so everyone knows how wonderful he is. He will steal your wallet also.

[trashworldblog]

braided some flowers today and chose my 3rd grade flower and snail bowl to desplay her in. she will be dried out soon, but today she is soft.

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

sigh. i think i need to start going by edward #real