I headcanon when the press found out about Timber and constantly started bombarding them with interview questions, Tim and Bernard, instead of answering questions about their private life, play a game where the person who can come up with the most stupid but still reasonable answer wins, like:
"What was your gay awakening?"
Bernard: Found out about the gender pay gap. Why date a woman if I can date a man who will make more money purely cause he's a man, like how else am I supposed to survive in this economy
Tim: When I met my little brother Damian, I came to the conclusion I never wanted kids. I figure if I date guys, I don't have to worry about accidental pregnancies.
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according to travis yellowjackets sex with nat scatorccio is kind of like being baptized by lottie matthews and honestly? he was so real for that
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Aerion “Brightflame” Targaryen – modern aesthetic.
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me, most of the time: ah, criminal minds, a show i watch for background noise and so know very little about the writer’s room or who’s actually behind it.
criminal minds: pointedly makes a character speak up for libertarians and make them seem like people who just don’t like to follow the rules with nothing else at all notorious or bad about them whatsoever
criminal minds: this crime LOOKS like a hate crime bc it’s black girls being killed. but it was actually done by a black man. makes u think.
criminal minds: men will just follow a woman anywhere. that’s plain science.
criminal minds: yeah conversion therapy is wrong but only if they’re using torture tactics.
criminal minds: unironically has morgan use words like “my honeys” and “groove thang” to prove he’s the “cool” one
me: oh. this really was written by straight middle-aged white men huh.
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Project fitness be like:
Gary: *naming different muscle groups and which exercises/machines target which*
Goh: "lol nerd"
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been thinking a lot lately
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mkay so post deep roads Garrett (mourning his lil bro being taken off to be a warden) is the only one taking anti immigrant and anti elf crimes seriously, Aveline is his commissioner Gordon but she's just got laser vision on corruption in the guard ranks and not on the other issues
his own interests and his desire to help Fenris lead him to stuff w danarius, but then Fenris has to have space for a time because he's gotta figure out what his own interests and values are now that he's free, before he was just going based on his own vendetta.
he thinks Sebastian has a good heart and might make some good change and encourages him to be prince but also challenges him a lot
Garrett and Anders are kind of on one side and Sebastian and Fenris are kind of on the other about mage equal rights and how corrupt the chantry is or not
when Fenris is kind of backing off, Garrett really starts establishing himself as The Champion of Kirkwall and Aveline is Lowkey jealous of him taking the law into his own hands but starts threatening him bc he's an apostate (vigilante! has the caped crusader gone too far)
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i like dimitri a normal amount
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