#clowen

[thecluelessdoctor]

its not long now before KOSA is going to congress, and likely approved.

I want to say goodbye. Being on here has been wonderful, and I'll miss everyone.

Maybe by some miracle this bill won't be passed, but it's unlikely. So take this as my final.. goodbye.

We're all gonna miss this trainwreck..

Most of all..

Thank you all for everything. Thank you.. so much.

But before it's finalized, let's do everything we can to stop it. We need to stay determined!

Stay strong. For everyone

And any other petition

Who knows

Maybe a miracle will happen

[doesittho]

Another project I’ve been working on outside of silly ants.

The Clowen Project is a cryptozoology project centered around a clade of shapeshifting humanoids, following a researcher documenting their findings. Focusing on common mythos and cryptids throughout history, trying to scientifically explain them (I am not a biologist so everything won’t be completely accurate), and overall just having fun because the world is burning.

[steakout-05]

did this a while ago and i really need to post it:

the opportunity to do this was too good to ignore

[itsyangsterart]

Day 4-5 several days late but finally done lol

Day 4: Kisses/Jealous

Day 5:Confessions/Love Letter

Blitz' letter : You r the besst dam clowen in al of Hell. I like you mor than Horses.

P.S What a mouth!

Hoping to sketch and post 6-7 after I finish my test

@fizzluvbot @sweet-marigold

Tap for better quality c:

[bbunbunnyy]

Ptetty clowen ladey... 🤯

[suspiri]

birthday commish for clowen, happy bday <3

[nikkiruncks]

Clare for the Degrassi ship ranking

Yesss!

1. Eclare (them <3)

2. Clowen (read fics and I love)

3. Clew (I kinda liked them.)

4. Klare (cute first love thing)

5. Clare/Jenna (au where Jenna is crushing on Clare but thinking she’s straight, goes after KC)

6. Clare/Declan (Meh. Fun plot to watch tho.)

7. Liam/Clare (Meh.)

8. Dallas/Clare (I do think the kiss was more of a misunderstanding or anything, but I like their friendship more. But in an au, I’d be down.)

9. Wesley/Clare (eh.)

Now onto the ugly.

10. Cake (if they weren’t step-siblings nor their parents were fucking, then I’d be down. But they also LOOK related to me so it’s ew.)

11. Cliff/Clare (he’s canonically gay and Clare was clearly still in love with Eli.

[444names]

a wide array of american forenames BUT excluding "a"

Belyn Berenn Beriley Berin Beris Bette Beught Blulo Bores Bourillis Boyce Breghtory Brethuryn Briceline Bricoll Brieleigh Brike Brikeight Brion Brione Brisun Brolyn Bronix Brumbion Bryke Bundin Bunier Burrie Burst Burthel Buzzie Ceysof Cheirvy Cheley Cheli Chempsy Chene Cheni Cherri Chertlee Choryn Chrice Chrik Chrikeen Chrin Chrion Chrodse Cilton Cishlorne Clendson Clind Clong Cloredy Clowene Cobenndon Coddyn Colber Colen Colenie Colie Colle Collin Coloe Colon Colyne Comine Corger Corne Corre Cottne Coulley Coydon Croger Cynnowey Deige Deight Dellindy Delmol Delyn Dence Dencecie Deney Denney Desidy Deston Dewel Dilort Dines Dolice Domile Donier Donryn Donte Dorgodne Dorryn Duden Dudily Duevelidy Dwilene Dwille Dwilys Ecileen Edell Edente Edert Edevon Ediss Edney Edwillion Edwine Efforen Elene Eleneth Eline Elinge Elligh Eltomilf Elton Emeris Emine Emmylett Emper Empse Encely Eriou Erren Eseneri Estopulls Eudent Eudyn Euger Evency Evend Ezigh Floul Fredel Fregrette Fresun Frobersi Georne Giletto Gilyn Glemmyl Gleon Godreg Gredord Grephon Grethenie Gring Groby Heiden Heillee Helinger Henes Herik Heriozek Herry Hezen Hilloune Hiphon Hoelset Holph Huguell Hunth Iferrizo Iffer Imoon Inzoe Ishil Islyn Issedone Issons Istine Istummy Izoenie Jefee Jeferreg Jeffret Jefuloy Jemerson Jence Jendom Jenet Jenne Jenny Jentevin Jeonnis Jerey Jerronn Jersin Jespy Jewerte Jewie Jewilow Jimple Jimrooken Jobiel Joddis Jodsony Johdie Johne Johnes Johnn Jonsh Jophon Jopri Jorter Josene Joserline Josey Josienzie Jotyger Jouinne Joyder Judes Jullin Julon Juwon Juwood Keence Keenter Keeton Keight Keillin Keleye Kelit Kelvic Kenes Khrie Kibel Kilmice Kimelyd Kimoon Kollinte Krishing Krisly Krolier Krore Kyleon Kylord Lebunity Leidelson Leney Lephillyn Lerroddi Linne Loeberte Lomed Lordudsth Lorine Lornite Losbod Louline Loune Lounsofie Lovel Lowee Loweenn Lowelle Lucebri Lucinteme Luciss Luluce Lunrod Lutus Lybden Mcksof Mckyrd Meleo Merfer Merry Merth Mestep Milen Milessin Miline Milleo Mindret Miscosind Moles Molieve Mondon Mookence Mooklii Moonnesey Morgorn Morver Morvine Moseque Mothell Munson Myredis Neenn Nemise Nesle Nicetton Nishe Nisst Nonityge Noren Norish Nouis Obioz Ockne Octonton Ollyn Olucey Ordom Oskyn Otell Otthon Owrene Pegre Peresse Perietie Perne Perowes Petson Pheighton Philine Phillie Phison Phris Plexis Polfreven Poluck Pricerey Prine Prington Priozep Prique Pruber Querbry Qyleon Reght Renze Rhoelive Rikyr Roder Rodner Roltorit Romelline Rotemil Rover Roxisilyn Royon Rufulort Rustorney Rynneett Scington Semildiss Seyeedi Sherie Sherod Sherustus Shine Shlyn Shurine Shursony Sickin Siddisyn Siner Skerthen Skyle Skylip Skyret Smirgue Snountin Solie Somity Sonie Spyney Squertne Stemes Stente Sterry Stieleigh Stine Stonithon Stord Storyn Sulin Sumne Sunce Sunigh Suree Surike Susky Swelfouil Sylee Telline Tenne Teris Terrie Themus Theniet Thenn Tiego Tiett Timoseles Tincice Tiolizz Tissitne Todsonge Tommes Tondenck Tremichy Triber Trichy Triself Trisender Trison Tyesse Tynnon Tyzell Unrique Untot Verneh Vicetther Vilyn Vinet Vinfling Vinne Wellivick Welly Wenis Wiley Wiliye Wilyn Wilyney Winietty Wittleez Wolemeg Wonzie Woong Yesse Yetse Yettle Yukels Zephy Zhomik Ziellight Zoeliser Zubnon

[feotakahari]

Writing some worldbuilding for the country of Clow and its little-known inhabitants, the Clowen. The skull-white war paint is an affectation, but the big round noses are genuine.

[thedigs]

On to the next site. Wakeside RV Park. We had a beautiful view out our front window. People would water ski almost every day. Denis and Clowene were down a couple spots from us.

[thecluelessdoctor]

Clowen has become the victim of anatomy practice lmao

Fun fact he canonily is a ribbon trapeze artist :D, and practices it when he's not advertising

He's so gay

[bucketspillerz]

I WILL PEEL THE KLSIN FROM UYOUR FUCKING RFACE AND I WIL MAKE EVERY LAST FUCKING BREATRH YOU DRAW A LONG A ANDF PAuilful one, you will see mew AS YOUER NEW FUCKIMNG GOD UOU WILL SEE M,E AS THE 0PNE TRUE GOD AND YOUY WILL FUCMING BOW DOWN TOWARDS MER, YOU WILL KNOW THE CLOWEN, YOU WILL KNO0W FEAR, I AM ALL LNOWING AND ALL BEING, I KNOW WHO YOU FUCKIUNG ARE, I KNOW WHAyt you fudking done. I WILL HURT YOU AND ALL THE PEIOPLE YOU HAVE EVER PASSE DIN THE STRERETS, TALKED TPOOO, EVEN EXISTED NEXT TOO, I WILL Make your life a living fucxking HGELL YOUY PEIACE OF FUCKING SHIT. FU7CK YOU, I WILL KILL YOU

i liek, Bjork and clownin around with da bois, i gho by clown/clown shelf, hehehehehehehehe

---mod maliciousTaxidermist---

[jurassic-world-topia]

Picked these two up today. So excited

[aiainight]

(via "Bright Clown" Sticker by aidadaism | Redbubble)

[tiawritesgood]

Jurassic: The New World, Epilogue

*** Note: this is the epilogue for Jurassic: The New World! But, I’m not done with this world yet. I’m in the process of writing a prequel to Jurassic World that gives Owen some backstory, and then I’ll be posting a part 2 to Jurassic: The New World. Super exciting! ***

Epilogue

Two Months Later

           Claire stared at her suitcase and swore under her breath. The hard-shelled black luggage had mocked her for two months, reminding her of her promise. You said you would leave, it whispered. You promised to let them move on without you.

           Packing would have been easy. She barely had any clothes to her name, and what she did have was transferred into the new house over the last week. The cabin that she and Owen finished together, despite her talk, despite her conviction, despite her fear that she wasn’t good enough.

           “You’ve had one foot out the door since we left the estate.”

           Claire jumped. Owen leaned against the cherry wood door frame. Claire had chosen that finish. She picked the burgundy paint for their room, the grey towels for the bathroom, the tile for the kitchen. Owen chose the bedspread, the living room carpet, the dining room table. It truly was their house. Together.

           “But I just can’t leave.”

           Owen sat on her side of the bed and waited. Claire shut the closet and joined him. “Talk to me, Claire. What’s going on with you?”

           No tears came. They saved themselves for the night, when she was alone. “I’m not good enough, Owen. I… Jurassic World was my fault. I dragged you back to that island, I put you and Zia and Franklin in danger. Then the estate, that was me, too. Can’t you see? I’m bad for you.”

           Owen had the audacity to laugh. Claire punched his arm, but a smile creeped onto her face as well.

           “You can’t be serious. You’re going to take credit for all that shit?”

           “If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be here right now.”

           Claire turned away, focusing on the television hung on the wall across from their bed. It was off, but the black screen was a better show than Owen’s face.

           He took her hand and squeezed. “I don’t want to be anywhere but here. But Claire, if this isn’t what you want, I don’t want you to feel like you have to stay. You can still be in Maisie’s life, even if you’re not in mine.”

           She considered this for a minute, then two. During the week that Maisie was missing, all Claire could think about was getting her daughter back, and leaving. But once Maisie was asleep in her bed in the trailer, that desire to go was nearly gone. It only crept up on occasion, when Claire thought about what she couldn’t bring to their family. Peace, safety. Happiness.

           “I’m scared.” Her voice was thin and quiet, nothing like the authoritative tone she used to take on. Too much had happened over the last few years, and not enough of it was good.

           “I’m terrified,” Owen admitted. “But we can do this. If we can fight dinosaurs, we can raise a daughter. Together. As a family.”

           “We still don’t know what they did to her at InGen. What if…”

           Owen squeezed her hand again. “The doctors said that Maisie is healthy, that she’s a normal little girl. As normal as she can be. If InGen did something, then we’ll find out and we’ll figure it out when it happens. For now, let’s enjoy what we have. A beautiful, smart, funny, adventurous daughter. And us.”

           Claire leaned her head against Owen’s shoulder. “We are pretty great.”

           “The greatest.”

           She laughed. She couldn’t help it, the sound just spilled from her lips. “I love you, Owen. I can’t promise… I don’t know if I can ever be all in. I might always stare at my suitcases with a foot out the door. But I can promise I love you, and I love our little girl.”

           Owen kissed her temple. “That’s all I ask.”

           They stayed like that for a few minutes, until a playful shriek from outside tore them from their peaceful moment.

           “Are you okay to join the party? I can tell everyone you’re not feeling well.”

           Claire stood and studied her reflection. Her legs were toned, her arms muscular. She looked different in her shorts and tank top than she ever had before. She liked feeling strong. It helped her answer Owen’s question. “I’m ready. And… I’m sorry.”

           He bent down to kiss her lips. “Don’t apologize, just talk to me, okay? When you feel like running away, I’ll help you remember why you wanted to stay.”

           “You’re a poet now, huh?”

           Owen grinned. “For you, babe. Only for you.”

           Hand in hand, the couple joined their guests outside. The offending shriek had come from Maisie, who chased her older cousins around the yard. Without the trailer taking up space, they had plenty of room to roam.

Owen had built a couple of picnic tables with extra wood from the construction project, and they were full of adults watching the children play. Karen was the first to notice her sister exit the house. She jumped from her spot at the table and wrapped Claire in a big hug.

“You okay?” she asked.

Claire nodded and promised they would talk later. Karen seemed reluctant, but she released Claire, who was quickly greeted by the other guests.

“Thanks for having us!” Zia said, wrapping her arms around Claire. “This is my girlfriend, Jamie.”

Claire shook hands with the young, blonde woman. She had a fossil tattoo on her right wrist. That alone proved Jamie was perfect for Zia.

Franklin was next, awkwardly hugging Claire with his gangly arms. “I don’t have a girlfriend, but thank you for letting me come anyway.”

Everyone laughed. Dr. Grant had been in the middle of discussing his theories with Zia when Claire made her grand entrance, and the two picked up where they left off the second Zia sat back down. Jamie joined in the lively conversation. Franklin paid more attention to his phone, probably trying to find service. There wasn’t much of that around, unless you connected to the cabin’s wifi. Even that was a bit weak. Owen and Claire didn’t mind, though. They kind of liked the disconnect from society. Plus, there was a grocery store ten miles down the road. So it wasn’t like they were totally in the middle of nowhere.

Claire moved off to the side, beside Owen, to take in the gathering. The house had only been finished for a week, and this was their official housewarming party. All of the important people in their lives were there.

Owen fidgeted nervously. Claire hooked her arm through his. “You okay?”

He nodded. “I’m great. I’m gonna get the grill going. Anyone hungry?”

He left Claire alone by the front porch, but she didn’t mind. She sat down beside Karen and watched Owen prepare the hamburgers and hot dogs they’d bought for the party.

Maisie was the first in line for food. She was a picky eater, but hot dogs were her favorite. She held open the bun for her father. Just as Owen brought the tongs towards Maisie’s plate, a Compsognathus leaped from behind the grill and stole the dog.

Maisie gasped, but Claire couldn’t help but laugh. This was the new world they lived in, one where dinosaurs were as big a threat to picnics as dogs and squirrels. For some reason, Claire didn’t mind it as much as she thought she would. The years since Jurassic World had taught her to live with animals, not against them.

Owen was more careful with the food after the dinosaur incident. He managed to serve the guests without another mishap.

Everyone sat at the picnic tables and chatted, chomping down on delicious food. Owen pushed his potato salad around his plate, and a hamburger remained untouched next to it.

Claire nudged him. “Seriously, Owen, are you okay?”

He studied her with a look she didn’t recognize. Before she could ask another question, not that she knew what she would ask, Owen stood, raising his plastic cup like he was about to give a toast.

“As you all know,” he began, his voice earning the guests’ attentions. “It’s been a hard summer for our family. It’s been a hard year, a hard few years. But we’ve survived it, because we’ve been together.”

Owen looked at Claire, then. Only her, like the rest of the party disappeared.

“I know that you’re scared. I’m scared too. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned this year, it’s that it’s scarier to live without you. I never want to be without you again, Claire. I love you too much. And I will love you for the rest of our lives, if you’ll let me.”

He dropped to one knee and held out a small velvet box.

“Claire Michelle Dearing, will you marry me?”

Claire’s hands covered her gaping mouth as she nodded. She may be terrified all the time, she may wake in the middle of the night with horrible memories of the park and the island, but she will never stop loving Owen. She learned that years earlier, and it was a lesson she’d never forget.

“Of course, of course, of course.”

Owen jumped up and hugged his fiancée, then stopped the movement so he could slip the ring on her finger.

“Just so you know, I asked Blue for permission before I proposed. She gave us her blessing.”

Claire had no doubts he was telling the truth. They had planned on sending Blue to the island for protection, but Owen couldn’t part from her. She was safe for the time being, with InGen distracted by their secret project. The time would probably come when Blue had to move to the island, but Owen and Claire liked having her around for now.

Maisie was the first to hug the couple. “He asked me, too. I said he’d be stupid not to propose.”

Claire kissed the top of her daughter’s head. “You’ve got that right, kiddo.”

The rest of the party was a frenzy of hugs, congratulations, and ice cream cake. Claire couldn’t stop staring at her ring the whole time. It was crazy to her that just hours earlier, she was plotting a potential escape. She couldn’t imagine leaving behind what she saw in front of her. Good thing Owen was there to talk her down. That he always would be.

As the sun set, the guests dispersed, promising to visit again soon.

Claire, Owen, and Maisie were cleaning up the trash after Karen and the boys, the last ones standing, drove away.

“That went well,” Owen said, kissing Claire. “I’m glad you said yes. Would have been embarrassing if you didn’t.”

“Did you think I might say no?”

“Absolutely.”

Claire laughed. “I love you too much for that.”

Owen leaned in for another kiss, but a scream from Maisie stopped him. “Maisie, what’s wrong?”

The little girl held her hands over her ears and fell to the ground. “Make it stop!”

“Make what stop? What do you hear?”

A rustling sounded from behind them. Claire and Owen turned to find Blue at the edge of the forest surrounding their home. She clicked a couple times and lifted her chin, waiting for an answer.

Maisie uncovered her ears and turned towards the dinosaur. Her eyes were wide, fear painted on her face.

“What’s wrong, Maisie?” Owen asked again, quieter this time.

Maisie pointed at the raptor.

“I could hear her.”

She paused.

“And I understood what she said.”

[always-fall-for-fanfic]

This is Pennywise riding a dinosaur. There is no need for more of a description.