#clueless jack kelly

[frogmanfae]

Modern Javid au where Jack meets this guy (David) who takes some time to warm up to people but once he does he's the Coolest and Jack is crushing so hard on him but like they've become best friends he can't ruin that now by liking a straight guy and telling him and one day he just says something like "woah you really know stuff about music (or something) too bad you're straight what a waste of potential lmao" and Davey is just like "I'm sorry it's too bad I'm what?"

[suddenly--sam]

New Yorks' fearless strike leaders:

[loving-jack-kelly]

sometimes i like it when my favorites are petty and mean and stupid and so what I have to propose is childhood friends javid but where they had a nasty friend breakup in middle/high school and didn't talk for years and then when they meet again as adults they're both still bitter about the way things went down and instead of talking it out like grownups they regress back to the same fight that ended their friendship in the first place and it's because they both miss each other a lot but don't know how to communicate that so they just snipe at each other meanly instead

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Okay so after being in the Newsies fandom for about a year and being vaguely aware of the Les Mis fandom for *checks watch* approximately one week, I've discovered that they are very similar for a multitude of reasons but the funniest difference is that the Les Mis fandom (from what I can tell) looked at this human disaster of a man who fell in love with a random woman he met like two minutes ago and went "This is the token straight friend. He managed to get a girlfriend and no one knows how, least of all him. He has no idea what is going on ever" and the Newsies fandom looked at this human disaster of a man who fell in love with a random woman he met like two minutes ago and went "This is the human personification of bi panic. He is in love with his best friend and they are very very gay together. He has no idea what is going on ever".

[youaintnothinbuta]

Jack Kelly - “Are you going to quit it with the teasing anytime soon?”

Summary: Jack loves your thighs. Like loves them. He can’t help but be a bit distracted, until he finally gets to fuck them.

Pairing: Jack Kelly x fem!reader

Word count: 1200

Warnings: SMUT, oral (f receiving), swearing, thigh fucking, probably typos, 18+

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“Jack, are you even listening?” You asked as he stared quite intently at nothing, sitting beside you on the couch.

“Yeah.” He mumbled.

“What did I say then?” you pressed, a playful grin tugging at the corner of your lips.

“You wanted to visit Mrs Medda tonight, and yeah, we can.”

Oh? Maybe he was listening.

With a satisfied nod, you stood up, going to grab a strawberry from the punnet that Finch had stolen earlier that morning. “Good boy,” you teased, sitting back down beside him. His eyes were glued to your thighs the entire time you walked back over to him, and if you knew him, and you did, probably also the entire time you walked away from him.

You stood up again, deciding you wanted a couple more strawberries, about to step away when a pair of arms snake around your waist, and at the same time Jack’s face is buried in the crook of your neck from behind. “Are you going to quit it with the teasing any time soon and let me have you or are you gonna keep playing clueless?”

Oh. That’s why he’s been so distracted. It was a lot warmer than you expected today and so you were wearing nothing but one of Jack’s button up shirts and your underwear.

You exhaled deeply as he peppered your neck with kisses, pressing his hips against your ass, “I need an answer, sweetheart.”

You turned around in his arms to face him, connecting your lips to his. As you kissed him, you reached behind you, pulling one of his hands from your waist to instead be on your ass. He smiled against your kiss, “good girl,” he mumbled, giving your bum a squeeze and pulling your hips against his.

You gasped into the kiss, feeling the effect you’d had on him. He walked you backwards until your legs were stopped, being grazed by the couch, making you sit down.

He dropped to his knees in front of you, reaching up to your hips, wriggling your underwear around your bum and off of your legs. A groan escaped his lips as pushed your thighs up, taking in the sight and smell of you. He let his fingers trace the skin of your ankles, working his way up to your calves, then your knees, and then further up to your thighs, even just the lightest of his touch sending chills down your spine. Jack leaned in, his lips meeting the skin of your legs, planting nibbly kisses all over your thighs.

“God, I just wanna eat you.” He pressed another kiss to you, sucking on your skin, sometimes gently biting you. Fuck.

He worked his way up unbearably slowly, each time you thought he was going to finally get to where you needed him, he’d switch to the other thigh, ignoring the little whines that would escape your lips in complaint.

“Jack, please.” A soft mumble escapes your lips. He looks up at you, you allow yourself to relax a little. He’s still holding your thighs up, your knees by your shoulders, he holds eye contact with you as he slowly moves his face closer and closer to your core. He runs his nose lightly along the inside of your thighs, taking in one last look of your flesh up close before his eyes close, and his lips finally make contact with your pussy.

You gasped, feeling his warm tongue slip through your folds. He drew circles and pressed down against your clit. Jack hummed softly against you, his arms letting go of your thighs so you could wrap them around his head, not ever breaking the suction his lips held on your clit and fuck it was so fucking good. Of course, Jack knows all the right motions, all the right spots, and the order to do them in. He knows everything you like, and so it doesn’t take too long before you’re rocking your hips against his face and your thighs begin to shake. You’re getting more and more desperate. He’s getting more and more desperate. The wet sounds of his tongue and saliva mixing with your slick were filthy, so filthy he could come just from the sound.

He takes a break, groaning against you as he takes a deep breath, going back to sucking on your clit. Your hands were gripping his hair, so desperately trying to get his face even closer to you. Jack starts licking stripes from your entrance to your clit as your body trembles either side of his head. A long string of moans leave your lips, increasing in volume as they come. Jack knows that’s it, that’s the moan that comes from you before you’re about to come, and his lips are suddenly locked back on your clit. It just feels better and better, until your hips smack suddenly against his face and you squeeze his head with your thighs. He uses his tongue to help you ride out your orgasm, gently putting pressure on your clit as your entrance fills with the wet of your orgasm.

“Jack.” You sigh as your body begins to settle, he hums in response but never pulls away, the vibrations of his voice on your oversensitive clit making you wince.

Jack stands up, his breathing was heavy, his lips and chin smeared wet. You’re already being stood up and flipped over, your legs almost giving out from the orgasm you’d just experienced. It was so hard to think straight. Or think at all.

“Your thighs, sweetheart,” Jack groaned as he unzipped his pants and pushed them and his underwear down passed his knees, “close them, I need to fuck them.”

You did as he asked, closing the gap between your legs. One of his hands reached for your ass, squeezing it as he used the other hand to pump himself a couple times, getting himself ready.

He ran his hand over your back as he slowly pushed his cock between your thighs.

“Oh, shit.” He groans softly as he pushes further, as his base reaches your ass, his tip brushes over your clit, dragging your wetness with him. He continues to fuck your thighs, letting a deep growl fall from his lips as your body shivers every time he brushes over your clit. He picks up his pace, repeated breathy moans leaving his mouth with every thrust. Whatever Jack does, he somehow gets himself closer to you and now every time he fucks your thighs his length drags your clit up and down and up and down and jesus christ it was good. You helplessly moaned, he leant over you so his chest was pressed against your back. His hands found their way to both of your thighs, pressing your legs tighter together around him. His thrusts became softer and more frequent, just as quick as he could and you knew he was close.

“Fuck, Jack, come.” You whined.

“I am, baby.” He responded, and with that, his hot come shot out of him, most of it ending up on the couch beneath you, but some of it being painting your lower stomach as he slowly thrusted his way through his orgasm.

He steps away from you, the new gap between your thighs leaving you feeling sort of empty.

He was breathing heavily once again, one hand on his hip, the other giving himself one or two last strokes to finish himself off.

“Shit, sweetheart, come here.” He smiled at you. You did as he asked, turning to him and wrapping your arms around his neck. One arm snaked around your waist, the other lightly gripped your jaw, allowing him to plant a gentle kiss on your lips.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Sundress season

Summary: “Jack fucks you in a sundress after your teasing”

Pairing: Jack Harlow x reader

Genre: smut

Warning: nsfw! Kitchen s e x, oral, intercourse, sligh Dom Jack, mocking

Author note: reader isn't white!! I just like the dress in the picture :)

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You knew Jack was going to love your dress.

It was finally getting hot outside where you both lived and you were finally able to wear some sundresses. One evening while Jack was out at the studio, you and your friends went to the store. You got a ton of random stuff while out but the most important thing you got was the sundresses.

You got a black one, a white one. They were both short; if you were to reach in them you're sure your ass would be showing. It made it perfect for you to tease Jack in.

The day you decided to wear them Jack was out. He had text you he was running a few small errands and he'll be back by 12pm. Around the time you knew he was going to get home you put on the sun dress and walked around the house acting as innocent as possible.

The door opened, in walked Jack. He was finally home and ready to spend the rest of the day with you. He walked through the foyer and the living room calling out your name. "Y/n?"

"in the kitchen." You shouted from your your spot in front of the sink. Jack walked in the room, instantly his eyes went to your sundress covered body. He's never seen that dress before on you, not that he was complaining or anything.

"wow where'd you get that from?"

You looked up. "Get what?" You acted clueless but you knew what he was talking about. "The dress," Jack walked over to you looking you up and down. "Where'd you get it from?"

You laughed taking your hands out of the sink. "Well me and Kelly (your imaginary friend cuz I know you don't got an-) went to the mall and I got these sun dresses."

Jack eyebrows lifted, "dresses? Plural?"

You nodded, "yeah I got this one and a white one."

Jack sucked in his breath. He wanted nothing more than to fuck you in them. You looked so pretty right now.

"ok, I'm going to go take a quick shower." He said. He was hoping that the quick shower would help his boner from growing.

"ok. I'm going to make lunch."

Jack walked out the kitchen not before he left a hand print on your ass cheek. You gasped and listened as he laughed his way up the stairs.

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Ten minutes went by, Jack had finished his shower and was in a pair of sweats. You on the other hand was preparing some food. You settled on some sandwiches and fruit. While you were doing that you had opened the window and back door to the patio allowing a breeze to flow in.

Jack walked down the steps and looked at you as you walked around the kitchen. He loved seeing you doing normal things, but he loved you even more while doing things when it's in a sundress.

He walked into the kitchen, you turned around and smiled at him. "Hi baby. I'm almost finished with our food."

Jack nodded watching as you turned around. His eyes never left you as you reached up and tried reaching for a bowl on the top shelf of the cabinet.

Jack watched as you struggled; He purposely put them up there so he could, but this time it was Even better. The more you reached up the more your dress rid up your ass showing Jack your pantie-less ass.

"fuck." Jack muttered to himself.

"uh Jack, can you help me out here."

Jack cleared his throat and walked over to you. He pressed his front to your back and reached over you. You felt his hard dick as he leaned into you. Your bottom lip got pulled in between your teeth as you tried to hold back a whimper.

"here." Jack handed you the bowl and pulled away. You took it from him and turned around. "Thank you."

Jack Hummed and lifted your head up with his finger. You looked at him with soft eyes. Jack thumb moved over your jaw, his finger trailed up until it reached your lips. Your eyes never left his blue ones as he pushed his finger passed your lips.

Your tongue slightly swirled over his thumb as Jack spoke. "You're not wearing any panties huh?"

You nodded your head. Jack pulled his finger out of your mouth and grabbed your jaw. "You want me to fuck you huh? You wanna tease me and shit? That's all you want?"

You nodded. You could feel yourself growing wetter as Jack spoke to you. His voice was deep and raspy.

"feel what you do to me."

Jack took your hand and pressed it against his sweats. You could feel his hard dick in his boxers.

You moaned quietly as you looked up at him.

"you wanna be fucked I'm going to fuck you.."

Jack turned you around and lifted up your dress. Your heart rate picked up as you turned around and watched as Jack sunk to his knees.

Jack pushed your legs open wider as he looked at your glistening pussy. "Such a pretty pussy." You bite your finger as you felt him kiss your inner thigh.

Jack tongue moved through your fold, you moaned at the warm wet feeling. Jack moaned at your taste. "So fucking good." Jack lick up your pussy again before wrapping his lips around your fold. You hissed and gasped at his warm mouth. Your hand went to the back of Jack's head, you pushed him closer as he licked from your bundle of nerve to your dripping hole.

"you like that huh?" Jack pulled away for a second to look at you. He watched as you nodded, your eyes screwed shut from his finger moving over your clit.

"yeah." You whined.

"yeah." Jack mocked before he returned to your pussy. You moaned, pulling at his locks as his dipped his tongue into you. "Shit, just like that baby. don't stop."

Jack continued his movement, fucking your tight core sloppily, with his tongue as his finger drew lazy fast circles on your wet clit clit.

Your breathing picked up, moans grew louder. The tightness in your stomach grew as he continued. Jack knew your body well, and he knew he had to stop before you came. He wanted you to cum with him.

Jack pulled away from you. You groaned, but it was soon replaced by a yelp as Jack slapped your ass.

"be quiet." Jack turned you around over to the island so he could fuck you better.

He pushed you against the cool surface and lifted up your dress. He slapped your ass again. "Going to make it so you can't walk tomorrow."

Jack pulled down his sweats and released his hard 6 inches. You felt as he ran his tip through your wet fold collecting your juices. He pushed into you after a good Few minutes. His thick rod stretched you out making you whimper. "You're so big."

"you're so fucking tight." Jack grunted. He grabbed your hips, he sunk deeper and deeper until he was fully in you. He moved his hips slowly. You felt pain but it soon changed to pleasure when Jack thrust grew fast.

His grip on your hips was tight as he slammed into you. You moaned out loudly at his pace.

"fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Was all you could get out.

"yeah, take this dick baby! Good girl." Jack moaned at how you wrapped around him.

Jack fully pulled out and slammed into you. Tears spilt from your eyes, the feeling was just too amazing.

Your legs felt like jelly as Jack continued to pound into you. You would be on the floor if it wasn't for the counter beneath you.

Jack hissed and grunted as he entered you. Your tight walls wrapped around him made him twitch. He wasn't sure he would last long.

"I'm going to cum baby."

His right hand let go of your waist before going to your clit. He flickered his finger over the bud. Your eyes squeezed shut as you felt you stomach tighten up.

"I'm right there."

Jack finger continued. You were coming in no time. Your loud moans filled the room as your high took over. Jack wasn't far, he thrust into you before spilling his ribbons into you. His grunts filled your ears as he came.

The both of you stayed right were you were for a good minute or two. Jack rode you both through your high before he pulled out. His cum spilled slowly down your leg.

"you good ma?"

You turned around and nodded. "Yeah I'm fine."

You looked down at your thighs that had his cum on them. You took your finger and got a little before bringing it to your lips. Jack watched as you wrapped your pretty lips around his finger tasting him before pulling out of your mouth.

"taste sweet."

Jack nostrils flared. Y'all's day was going to be long. Not that you were complaining.

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Slutty Sunday. Send concepts for when I wake up tomorrow!!!!!

[found--family]

something i love to do is watch scenes of castiel in one of the early seasons like 4 or 5 mayyybe 6 (the deception muddies the vibes a bit tho) and then jump to castiel scenes in season 12 or something and seeing the stark difference in how much he changed through the years how human he became how he settled into his body and got sassy not just clueless but also soft instead of severely stoic all the ways he grew from everything he's been through - i love it. I love knowing that there's years of life between when we meet him and when he bickers with Dean like an old married couple and loses to Jack at connect4 and kisses Kelly sweetly on the forehead and gives Claire grumpycat for her birthday the way he went from soldier to dad and outcast to found family and this alien being to being so emotionally in love with dean- it gets me right in the good feels.

[pigeonwit]

It's a sprace au bc sprace is my lifeblood

Buttttt

Set in a small town and on the outskirts of the town is a house- abandoned, run down, no one wants it and it never got sold

No one really knows what happened due to the amount of different rumours flying around, each equally unlikely

Anyway, spots brother Jack has decided that in order to impress his crush, he's gonna drag their entire group out to explore the house, so they're all out in the dead of night, stumbling around this place and general shenanigans but the entire time spot keeps walking into cold patches, and seeing stuff out the corner of his eye, and hearing a ghostly voice, or feeling breathing on the back of his neck or a touch on his shoulder when there is No One there

Davey and Albert notice it, but the rest of them are Clueless and Oblivious

So later on in the week or smth the three of them go back and oooo mystery and an old murder case and spoiler alert the ghost is race and they fall in love bc that's Not Weird Okay

Maybe they bring him back to life idk

thank you so much for indulging my need to consume newsies fan content like catnip.

anywhore THIS IS THE SHIT oh my god... love the idea of jack trying to impress his crush only for daveys autistic ass to get overly invested in true crime with jacks brother instead. peak jack kelly bi-fail moment. but MAN race as a ghost is Peak i love that. he'd be such a little shit about it too, no matter the iteration. love the idea of spot, who very much does not get involved in shit unless it affects him or his loved ones, going all in on trying to solve this dead kids murder because his moral compass is just that strong no matter how much he tries to hide it beneath his bravado. also im a big sucker for the whole 'the power of Love brought them back' its such a fantasy cliche but like thats what fanfic is baby!!! also. maybe im just basic but itd be so funny for spot to show the 'things that would kill a victorian child' meme to the victorian child who got killed.

[talknerdytome18]

𝐇𝐒𝐌𝐓𝐌𝐓𝐒 𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

Best TV show ever (Real). Literally need to rewatch it because it's so good!

Gina Porter as Rapunzel: She is such a Rapunzel. Gina has such a heart of gold and is so fiercely loyal to those around her. Also, imagine her singing The Girl Who Has Everything??? Omg??? This is her role.

Ricky Bowen as Eugene FitzHerbert: Ricky is such a Eugene. He's hilarious, charming, wins over everyone's hearts, and is such a supportive boyfriend like Eugene is to Rapunzel. Also, the chemistry between him and Gina would be INSANE.

Ashlyn Caswell as Cassandra: Yes, this may seem like an unexpected choice, but I think Ashlyn would be incredible as Cassandra. She can be snarky, witty and sarcastic on the outside, but deeply cares about the ones she loves on the inside. The bickering between her and Ricky would kill me too.

Seb Matthew-Smith as Varian: LITERALLY THE MOST PRECIOUS CHARACTERS IN THE WORLD. Seb is such a Varian and I am not just saying this because Varian was voiced by Jeremy Jordan... who also originated Jack Kelly in Newsies, but Seb would nail the misunderstood antagonist who redeems himself in S3. IMAGINE HIM SINGING LET ME MAKE YOU PROUD? NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE WITH ASHLYN? READY AS I'LL EVER BE? TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY?

Jet as Lance Strongbow: Lance was hard to cast but I ultimately went with Jet. This is because just like Lance, Jet did come off as arrogant at first but once his walls were torn down, he was easygoing and a true softie at heart. Also, the bond between him and Ricky would be immaculate.

Mr. Mazzara and Miss Jenn as King Frederic and Queen Adrianna: The true parents of HSMTMTS. These two just care about their wildcat children deeply, just like how Adrianna and Frederic care about Rapunzel.

Emmy and Alex as Keira (Angry) and Catalina (Red): The youngest on HSMTMTS will be playing the children on TTS. Their bond would just be so pure just like how they played Young Elsa and Young Anna in Frozen.

Lily as Zhan Tiri: Do I even need to explain? DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN? LILY IS ZHAN TIRI PERIOD.

Antoine/Andy as Andrew: Shady boys who appear charming at first but are actually deceitful and have ulterior intentions. Listen, I know that Antoine/Andy is now "redeemed", but he's playing Andrew no matter what.

EJ Caswell as The Captain of the Guards: Beefing with Ricky just like how the Captain beefs with Eugene. He also gets to play Ashlyn's dad and he would LOVE getting to boss her around.

Big Red as Shorty: Clueless kings who are supportive to the ones they love and are quite loyal... we don't talk about S4 Big Red, okay? My man is loyal and not whatever they did to him in S4.

Kourtney Greene as Adira: I didn't know what to do with her, but she does have that fierceness that Adira has.

Maddox as Vex (S2): The no-nonsense attitude that Vex has reminds me of Maddox, especially regarding Maddox's attitude towards following the rules and stage management.

Carlos Rodriguez as Xavier: I don't really know anyone for Carlos. Maybe he would be a great Eugene?

Might drop my Criminal Minds cast list next, then Ride the Cyclone.

[bi-bard]

Supernatural Masterlist (Pt. 2)

All imagines written for Supernatural so far. This does not include the OCs that I have made for this show. You can find those by clicking here!

**Had to be two parts due to a very stupid Tumblr glitch**

Navigation Guide

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Dean Winchester:

You Are Both Idiots

Tunnel Vision

Movie Night

Family

I’m Sorry in Advance for That Shit

Acceptance (Part 2: Bargaining)

Dean Winchester: The Ultimate Killer

I’m a Bunch of Broken Pieces; It Was You Who Made Me Whole

I Don’t Know How to Fix This

Better Than This

Isolation

Raise Hell

He’s Candy-Coated Misery

This Isn’t Goodbye, this is Simply See You Later [Part 2]

Garth Fitzgerald IV:

Uncle Garth

Jack Kline:

Helpful

Powerless

The Weirdest Sitcom

Bad Advice

Protection

Cut Me Down, but it’s You Who’ll Have Further to Fall

Thought We Built a Dynasty That Heaven Couldn’t Shake

Clueless

Good Job

Badass Duo

Time to Catch Up

Bad Jokes

Nice to Meet You

The French Mistake (Part 2)

New Friends

Familiar Faces ^ (Legends of Tomorrow Crossover)

Risk It All (Part 1 to “Fighting” - Check Sam Winchester List)

Hunting Practice

I Don’t Want to, But I Love You

Kelly Kline:

Last Wish

Rowena MacLeod:

Don’t Hate Me

Trustworthy

Sam Winchester:

I’m Right Here

Warning

Castiel, (Y/n), and the Humans That Saved Them

Chick Flick Moments

Scars

Life On Stage

Motive Through Emotion, Damaged but We’re Golden

Rowena Said That It Was An Accident

Someone Else

Unconditional

The Disconnect

Fighting (Part 2 to “Risk It All” - Check Jack Kline List)

Goodnight

Are You Gonna Hurt, You Gonna Work, You Gonna Last Forever?

Speak Now

Paper Rings

Winchester Brothers:

Careful

Picture Perfect

Vessel

Hero

You Knew Her

Exhaustion

Be Our Guest

Never

Team Free Will (2.0):

They Say She’s Gone Too Far This Time

Holy Crap

Not a Child

Memories

The One Thing More Important Than God

Milkshakes

New Heroes, Old Enemies

Faith

Absolute Dumbasses

Pranks

Multiple Characters (no specific group names):

Compassion (Cas, Crowley, Rowena, Jack)

Maybe I Got Mine, But You’ll All Get Yours (Villains)

Preferences:

Team Free Will 2.0:

hope ur okay (song preference)

Cruel Summer (song preference)

You’re a Brilliant Painter

Red (song preference)

Bird Set Free (song preference)

Monster (song preference)

Public Displays of Affection

First Kiss

Cuddling

Singing in the Shower

Alone (song preference)

Crooked Teeth (song preference)

Mornings with Team Free Will 2.0

First 'I Love You'

[spookieloop]

Alright, so in honor of Sherlock Holmes becoming public domain, I’ve accidentally spent the last hour (as of the time of writing this I have been awake for an hour and four minutes) just RAPIDLY spawning my own Sherlock Holmes Meets Dracula story out of thin air on accident by a series of What Ifs that Spiraled out of control. The Crux of the story revolves around Holmes and Dracula(not exactly canon OG Dracula, but portrayed heavily as a fucking loser—I cannot stress enough WHAT a fucking loser he is) teaming up to take down Jack The Ripper—as The Ripper was my PRIMARY hyperfixation through my childhood and teenage years, and I feel I can finally use all that weird background knowledge.

I’m going to bullet out points for the story, apologies if it doesn’t make perfect sense—I am putting it under a cut because it will get LONG.

• Sherlock is an autistic He/Him Lesbian; specifically He/Him because I want him being a woman to fly under the radar of Victorian Cops who would disrespect him for being a woman(I want them just to hate him for being smarter than them, and have NO idea that he’s a woman).

• Mary Kelly will have been Sherlock’s best friend, through whom he became acquainted with her estranged half-brother, John Watson, a gay war veteran who vehemently hates the monarchy and is prone to “Wild” conspiracy theories about Queen Victoria harvesting the organs of the impoverished for lavish and perverse purposes.

• Holmes and Watson team up to solve the murder of his sister and hopefully stop her killer from continuing his rampage through the streets of Whitechapel.

• This is how they will have their first run-in with Dracula, who disappears mysteriously when Watson straight up pulls a gun on him. (Much later at a crucial point in the story the gun will be revealed to be unloaded, as Watson’s PTSD deters him from actually using firearms; I do think he’ll get to bludgeon The Ripper to death with the gun toward the end of the story though)

• I think the gun should belong to his lover who was killed during the war in a “Friendly Fire” incident, which led to his own discharge.

• Dracula will be in England SPECIFICALLY because he was forced out of Romania by fed up Romanians and a particularly ferocious Convent of Nuns. Dracula will be copycatting a VARIETY of local serial killers in the Whitechapel area to lay low and feed—this is to account for the strongly held belief that The Ripper had an active copycat DURING the Ripper Murders.

• A convent in the area will be absolutely enthralled by Sherlock—the most important to the story nun will be Liska, a transfer from the very same convent that wrecked Dracula’s shit, and he will rightly be terrified of her.

• Dracula and Holmes will end up teaming up when it becomes clear that The Ripper is doing his killings/collecting the organs for some kind of fucked up supernatural purpose that would be Very Bad for Dracula and also perhaps The World(I have not decided what this is yet) and perhaps will be payrolled by The Crown, but that detail wouldn’t become clear until later. I will take any opportunity to dunk on the British Monarchy.

• Holmes will consult the convent OFTEN, much to Dracula’s horror, and Liska will be ACHING to join them.

• Liska was transferred to England in the first place because she had a “Dangerous Inflation of The Ego” after chasing Dracula from Romania and was accused of being “Too Bold in her Actions”, so she was sent to England because she had become too much of a rockstar to the local WLW population.

• Holmes has no idea he’s seduced Liska until she’s kissing him and locking the door, because we LOVE clueless lesbians and I am a SLUT for historical lesbians who enter convents to avoid marriage.

• Also BECAUSE The Ripper murders where my primary hyperfixation back in the day, a SIGNIFICANT portion of the book will be dedicated to Dunking on George Lusk—the fucking Moron British Chief of Police who refused to use the more advanced Forensic Techniques the French had because he considered it “Voodoo Witchcraft”(likely why The Ripper was able to get away with his killings in the first place).

• Dracula will sweat BULLETS when one of the cops fearfully suggests “Maybe it’s Vampires”, but Lusk will react like “Don’t be a fucking idiot”, to highlight that his superstitions about Forensics are less about ACTUAL belief, more about a smug conservative arrogance against using modern techniques, and science in general.

• Sometimes, a friendgroup can be an Ancient Bisexual Loser Vampire, an Autistic He/Him Lesbian, A Monarchy Hating Gay War Veteran, and a Rockstar Nun. And they ALL hate the cops.

• If I mention the OG Dracula Squad at all, it will be a brief cameo of Lucy Westenra living her best life, because she deserves an adaptation in which she simply gets to be happy.

• UPDATE: I have decided what the ritual The Ripper is attempting is. He is “Sacrificing” the wombs of his victims to creating a “Birthing Pit” for the apocalypse. Queen Victoria herself is behind this because she wants the world to end with her reign. Perhaps there will be an absolutely horrific scene toward the end where we see Victoria still alive but with the open gory wound of her own womb having been Rippered, where she will have a monologue about the Glorious End to a World that was Hers.

[emmanelson]

inspired by sara’s ( @addys-beth)  brilliant post i decided to also make a list of fandoms / characters / celebs / ships / etc that you can tag me in so if you ever wonder ‘would i annoy andi if i tag her in this?’ no, never! ‘do you really want to be tagged in every little thing?’ the answer is yes, YES you can and i would love it if you did.

i track the tags #userandiie and #emmanelson 

anyways, here we go!

degrassi (emma, manny, holly j, ellie, semma, pemma, janny, crellie, jenna, adam, katie, dolly j, spaige, spinner, craig, joey, jimmy, terri) 

riverdale (barchie, betty)

the secret circle (diadam, jassie)

veep (dan/amy)

himym (swarkles)

the americans

fringe

gilmore girls (rogan, logan)

shameless (jimmy/fiona, ian/mickey, lip/karen, fiona, karen)

dawson’s creek (andie, pacey, pandie, dawson, jen, jack, jawson)

castle (caskett, beckett, castle, ryan, espo)

quantico (shaleb, shelby, caleb, alex)

veronica mars (logan)

the oc (seth, summer, ryan, marissa, sandy, ryan/marissa, seth/summer)

scrubs (turk, jd, elliot, carla, cox, jordan, kelso)

weeds

love netflix

house

dance academy (kat, ethan, christian/kat, ben/grace, ethan/tara, sammy/abigail)

community (trobed, jeffbritta, annieabed)

red band society

gossip girl (serenate, audrey hope, jenny humphrey)

never have i ever (daxton)

oth (naley, leyton, jeyton)

tvd (forwood, stelena, caroline)

gmw (maya, joshaya, lucaya)

revenge (demily, emily, daniel, nolan, nolan/emily)

the hills/laguna beach

this is us (pearsons, kophie)

glee (quinn, kitty)

beverly hills 90210 (kelly, dylan, david/donna, dylan/kelly)

desperate housewives

psych

private practice

suits

the good wife

brothers and sisters

btvs (bangel)

mad men (don, betty, sally, joan, don/betty)

lesser known fandoms: lie to me, six feet under, a million little things, good girls revolt, malcolm in the middle, everwood, famous in love, video game high school, mythic quest, sharp objects, in treatment, younger, the society, the lying game, daybreak, the bold type, ghosts, tbc

movies: clueless, uptown girls, little miss sunshine, before sunrise, gone girl, side effects

celebs:

johanna braddy, brittany snow, matthew rhys, keri russell, freddie stroma, genevieve angelson, hunter parrish, graham rogers, gillian jacobs, sabrina carpenter, meredith hagner, jessy schram, hunter king, kathryn newton, julia garner, emma rigby, dakota fanning, anne winters

[lotzzoforangezoutside]

120 X-Files fanfic, w/ summaries

Quick overview for Spring 2022:

In The Original Series, the fics happen within the same universe, but they’re completely fine to read as standalone stories.

There are stories in season 8 and 9 !!

They’re also grouped by season this time.

Emily Universe is where Emily lives, is adopted by Scully, who later marries Mulder and have a son named Wiley.

Jacksons Universe is where Jackson VDK travels back in time and delivers his 7-year-old self to Mulder and Scully. Jackson ends up staying with his birth parents. As a result, Mulder and Scully have two sons who are 11 years apart: William and Fox Jr.

Cricket Universe is set after the revival. They are stories about the lives of Mulder, Scully, William, Kuiper aka Cricket, and William’s best friend/girlfriend Michiko “Millie” Leixia.

Divergence series is when...the story goes into another...possibility.

So, here we go & thanks so much for reading.

OG series

Season 1 

Clueless: Scully goes on a date.

Collide:  A show.  Set during “Deep Throat”.

An Exchange: "Just in case you found out you need to, um, feed my fish."

A Big Rock: Mulder notices. 

Season 2

Perfect Oxymoron:  Set during "One Breath"

Lord of the Flies:  A birthday party.

Clowning 101: When Mulder lost, the first time.

Season 3 

In the Kitchen: Mulder cooks for Scully.  

The Abnormally Large Sunflower Seeds:  Sharing a snack

The Desert of Colorado:  Big brothers are made differently.

The Ferris Wheel:  Riding the Ferris wheel.

Creature of Habit: "She has always thought that he’d flirt with everything that moves and can look good in a skirt. It’s a habit, and Mulder is a creature of habit."

The Roach Motel in Miller’s Grove, Massachusetts:  post- "War of the Coprophages".

At the Le Dampino:  Post "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose".

Season 4 

Doppler Effect: perspectives.

The Sun: Post “Paper Hearts”.

Spell:  Of course Fox Mulder would believe in the power of spells.

Season 5 

The Road Not Traveled: Post “Detour”.  

Scully’s Sunflower Seeds:  Addictions, in a form of a snack.

The Worries of an Insomniac:  Mulder tries to get Scully to sleep.    

Thirty-Fourth:   A birthday story.    

The Beginning:  Fox Mulder, the pupil of Dana Scully.

Impromptu: Set post "Detour"

Celebrations:  Each time with her is a celebration.

White Lies:  "He feels like a dweeb for getting flowers."

Hypothesis:  Post "Detour."

The Serenade of the Green Island: Post "Emily"

King’s Version: Captain Jack Bonsaint from "Chinga" visits DC.

Chance:  The simplest three-letter word.

Season 6  

The Straightest Road in Texas:  A road trip game.

A Matinee: Catching a matinee.

Kitten Sleep Sessions: Set during “Arcadia”.

One Two Three Four: Post “Tithonus”.

The Catalog:  Mulder's putting together a catalog.

The Kelly Green Cummerbund: Scully runs into an old friend at the supermarket.

How the Rain Fell in Seattle: Sisters are a wonderful creature.

Italian Butter Cookies:  A cookie a story.

Things We Say When We’re Not (Exactly) Ourselves:  Post “Triangle”.      

 Get to Me:  Let me count the ways...

The Green-Hair Mermaid and the Pink Pooh Bear:   Anger management assignment.

The New Pathologist:   Set during "Arcadia".

Friday Night Lights:   A b-ball player and his cheerleader.

Epis Taxis:  "She didn’t know it would feel like that, with Mulder."

Bumper Cars: Fluff.  

Loudly Like This:  A fight & some time to cool off.

Season 7 

The Refrigerator:  Fluff. 

Routine:  Nighttime routine.

Taffy:  Scully’s taffy candy.

Simplicity: “Mulder and his spot.”

Pop the Magic Dragon: Post “Je Souhaite”.

Stonehenge Souvenir:   Post "All Things". There's more than one reason why Stonehenge Rocks.

Griffins: Mulder tries to get Scully to see his way.

Thumping:  Scully visits San Diego.

The 67th Hour: How many hours are in a day?

Season 8

Mother Tongue:   Learning to speak Mulder again.

The Grammar Police: The Math Geek and the Grammar Police makes a baby.

Season 9+ 

Mrs. Green Giant:  New life with Mulder.

American Tourists: Life on the run.

Memento:   Memories are what makes us us.

Push-and-Go: An Earth Hour story.

Midnight Sky Pie:  Seeing Texas.

Boyfriend Material: Chilling at the unremarkable house.

The Best Advertisement: Seeing San Francisco.

Hell and High Water: "It was a secret he kept from nobody."

Guilty Pleasure: Set in 2012.

A Mother’s Love:  Post "Home Again"  (Of the revival series, but it’s set before Cricket Universe, so here it is.)

Unspecific Time (May mention future in CU) :

The Colors: Mulder’s colorblindness.

Buzz:  A valentine’s day special.

 A Quarantine:  a little snippet during a quarantine.  

To No End: Spring Fluff.

Ten-Thousand Years: The love story of a math geek and a geek.

A Dilemma: Would you rather...?

Idiosyncrasies: Fox Mulder has never thought that he would one day need to grow up and be Dad.

A Single Life: Mulder finds proof.

Encryption:  Password protected.

Anywhere:  Fluff on a cold day.

Away O Where:  Taking a vacation.

A Secret:   Scully has a secret.

Thursday at 5:33p.m.:   A story about cat videos.

Superman:  Mulder being silly.

Arnold Palmer:  Arnold Palmer is a drink that is made with iced tea and lemonade.

Superpower:  Set during a sleepover.

Sixth and Sixteen: Scully has a gift for Mulder.

Witch:  You must believe to see. 

Emily AU:

Valentine’s Chocolate: Emily’s Valentine.

Snow Day:  Baby’s first snow.

Noodles for Pools: Going shopping with Mulder. 

A Sticky Situation: Emily’s little reward. 

Neon Letters and Stars:  Emily’s friendship bracelet 

 A Tip: Mulder learns how bond with a child.

Happily Ever After: Emily writes a play. 

Cricket Universe:

Flower:  What’s in a middle name?

The Hug at Breakfast:  Mulder and his son talk about girls.

A Valentine’s Baby:  Cricket has a question for Mulder about Valentine’s day.

Possessive Gene:  It runs in the Mulder family.

One Thousand and One Nights:  Bullfrog tells bedtime stories.

Feeling Like Celebrating:  A proposal by the fish tank.

The Birds and the Bees:  The talk about the birds and the bees.

The Chimeras:  Cricket learns about Emily.

What He’s Been Missing:  Sharing is caring.

The Trainers:  Mulder and his first cat.

The Post-Modern Frankenstein:  A school play.

Just William :

Big Daddy:  What to do when your child comes home.

Additional Pieces:  Father and son build assemble a crib.

Home Alone Too: Jackson going home.

Eighteen Summers: You only get to be 18 in the summer once.

Changeling:  Not a fairy tale.

Jacksons AU:

Same Same: Coming up with a cover story. 

Divergence series:

Mayberry: Season 7 split, post “Closure”.

Lanyu:  Season 3 split, post “Revelation”.

The Metrodome: Season 2 split, post “Irresistible”.

Hokkaido:  Season 5 split, post Redux II”.

the Apartment: Fight the Future split.

New Mexico: Season 8 split, post “Existence”.

Martha’s Vineyard:  Season 6 split, post “Tithonus”.

The Train: Season 9 split, pre “William”.

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 2.14

Beer Birthdays

Michael Sedlmayr (1848)

Alvin M. Hemrich (1870)

Benedict Frank Haberle (1888)

Denny Conn (1952)

Gregg Wiggins (1954)

Lew Bryson (1959)

Kristi Switzer (1965)

Chuck Silva (1967)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Tim Buckley; rock musician (1946)

Florence Henderson; actor (1934)

Thomas Malthus; economist (1766)

Lois Maxwell; actor (1927)

Simon Pegg; actor, comedian, writer (1970)

Famous Birthdays

Mel Allen; sportscaster (1913)

Jules Asner; model, television personality (1968)

Jack Benny; comedian (1894)

Carl Bernstein; journalist (1944)

Drew Bledsoe; New England Patriots QB (1972)

Michael Bloomberg; clueless businessman, politician (1942)

Odds Bodkin; storyteller (1953)

Lara Croft; Tomb Raider game character (1968)

Frederick Douglass; writer, abolitionist (1817)

Hugh Downs; television host (1921)

George Ferris; inventor, Ferris Wheel inventor (1859)

Zach Galligan; actor, comedian (1964)

Frank Harris; writer (1856)

Woody Hayes; football coach (1913)

Freddie Highmore; actor (1992)

Gregory Hines; actor, dancer (1946)

Jimmy Hoffa; union leader (1913)

Kevin Keegan; soccer player (1951)

Jim Kelly; Buffalo Bills QB (1960)

Margaret Knight; inventor (1838)

Porsche Lynn; porn actor (1962)

Vic Morrow; actor (1929)

Murray the K; D.J. (1922)

George Jean Nathan; writer (1882)

Alan Parker; film director (1942)

Edward Platt; actor (1916)

Thelma Ritter; actor (1905)

Anna Howard Shaw; suffrage leader (1847)

Skeezix; cartoon character (1921)

Jo Jo Starbuck; ice skater (1951)

Katherine Stinson; aviator (1891)

Teller; comedian, magician (1948)

Rob Thomas; rock musician (1972)

Meg Tilly; actor (1960)

Johann Werner; German mathematician (1468)

Charles Wilson; English physicist (1869)

Fritz Zwicky; Swiss astronomer (1898)

[ao3feed-newsies]

you know i'm stupid for you

by, veverite by veverite In which Spot is an idiot who lands himself in the ER, Race tries to get him to open up, and Jack is sick of their mutual pining. Words: 3647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Spot Conlon, Racetrack Higgins, Jack Kelly (Newsies) Relationships: Spot Conlon/Racetrack Higgins, Spot Conlon & Jack Kelly Additional Tags: Trans Male Character, Trans Spot Conlon, transmasc spot time babey, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Mild Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Getting Together, Spot Conlon and Jack Kelly Are Foster Siblings, spot and race are roommates, Coming Out, rated t for swearing and some kissing, unsafe binding, Idiots in Love, race is a bit clueless but very supportive, yeah i'm posting sprace in 2023. what about it, i wrote this in 2019 and edited it now and i really like it so. read : https://ift.tt/9PsL721 - September 25, 2023 at 09:29AM

[archer3-13]

I mentioned how i dont feel gundam 0079 and gundam seed comparisons quite work for me. for all that 0079 is the better show and for all that seed calls back to 0079 they're both aiming for different things at the end of the day and i figured out why it bugs me because theres actually a better point of comparison for where seed goes wrong thats also in the uc timeline.

0083 stardust memories

both are stories that open with a gundam jacking, where a rivalry between two characters becomes centre stage and where thematic elements of their stories heavily lean on the idea of the senselessness of war how it breeds hatred that clouds judgment, and importantly on how that hatred perpetuates war [because theres always one last fight and one last grudge that needs to be settled].

where 0083 comparatively succeeds however i would say is that

a] its protagonist kou has a more interesting arc of progression to his story despite ultimately being a rather flat character overall like kira is. a part of that is that kou is better able to sell the idea of clueless innocence as his starting point compared to kira [despite kou starting with way more piloting experience and being military from the start comparatively]. both character arcs ultimately rely on this aspect for things to go down the way they do, but kira also has a lot of that amuro ego and resentfulness thrown in as well which makes it difficult to fully buy into the idea of corrupting innocence going on. kou by comparison well often desiring to prove himself is more easily believable as this uncomplicated jelly baby because he lacks that ego and resentfulness even when acting in selfish manners [the goku effect]. the other part of that i think is cause 0083 throws kou into a lot of situations that challenge him on an emotional and psychological level more deeply then they do kira. dude has no obligation or particular reason to try and spare people but in earlier portions of 0083 he does try on a couple of occasions most notably with kelly, and they ultimately blow up in his face. and comparatively when he does forsake that potential peaceful resolution and pursues vengeance on cima... it also blows up in his face because cima was working to stop the drop at that point. Kira by comparison only ever spares people when he firmly has the upper hand in combat, and he tends to just get to do what he wants to do to the point you arguably live or die in the narrative by his hand.

b] the people all involved in this aren't completely asshat morons and the narrative pretty firmly shifts the attention away from the ideological struggle onto the personal stakes and costs of the war in 0083. even delaz despite being the asshole who decided that blowing up the earth with another colony was a great idea shows a palatable trepidation over his actions and grief in regards to his motivations. gato never really questions why hes doing what hes doing in an irony so thick you can cut it with a knife, but he does questions the methods involved and displays the most visible frustrated mourning as if determined to just find a good place to die well tricking himself through blind ideology. cima's a whole mess of self hatred and self interest abandoned by all the powers involved so she no longer cares about anything then securing her own safety followed begrudgingly by a twisted care for her own soldiers. Hell the only truly monstrous individuals we see in the narrative... are bask om and jamitov in their pre zeta cameos taking advantage of the mess to expand their own power and ideology. gundam seeds conclusion is predicated on a bunch of extremist idiots trying to commit genocide, of which the one with the vaguely sympathetic reason for wanting to do so is still demonized to hell and back and no consideration is really put into how everyone got to this point and just on making sure there's still a human race left. also rau manipulates everything behind the scenes for frost brother like reasons without nearly any of the charisma of the frost brothers.