#colin blanc

[furiouskettle]

funny little doodle of my funny little bird detective dressed as a funny little man detective cause they share a surname

[whattheactualhela]

Benoit Blanc being married to Hugh Grant implies at some point Benoit had to choose between him and Colin Firth

[semioticapocalypse]

Colin Jones. Scotswood Road. Newcastle, England. 1963

I Am Collective Memories   •    Follow me, — says Visual Ratatosk

[gregor-samsung]

La Crise [The Crisis] (Coline Serreau, 1992)

[alexjcrowley]

Hi, it's me, the author of the fucked everything au post, this one

I wanted to add some things, feel free to make your additions

-Sherlock is a firm believer in the Doctor, but he think Crowley is the Doctor, just disguised. He tried to nonchilantly pull his "red wig" from his head. (He has never run into the Doctor for some reason)

-Morpheus and Crowley talk shit about Lucifer when they're drunk.

-Watson and Wilson have a bet on whose partner will break the most law in a week. They're always very close wins.

-Dirk Gently and Aziraphale have become great friends, they take tea together every Thursday and they talk about all sort of stuff. Aziraphale finds Dirk captivating in his weirdness, he thinks he is a very interesting human.

-Scooby Doo is afraid of Dog (Adam's dog)

-Gregory House thinks paralibulites is made up, he steals a couple of Todd's pills to analyse them and see if they're like allucinogens but they're not. He forms an alliance with Sherlock to find out what the fuck is there in those pills.

-James Bond can imitate Benoit perfectly but Benoit can't imitate James, he can't get rid of the accent. Q finds James's impressions very amusing.

-Aziraphale and Philip talks about sweet recipes, they also exchange culinary creations, but, while Philip actually makes them, Aziraphale miracles them because he is shit at cooking. Philip always tells him that he is such a great baker and he feels like a beginner compared to him, Aziraphale smiles patting his arm and saying practice makes perfect. When Philip starts asking for details on how to make the perfect sponge cake or a mousse that won't melt, Aziraphale just miracles someone calling him because oh boy he doesn't know the first thing Philip is talking about.

-Both Sherlock and House tried to get Shaggy to sell them marijuana, unsuccessfully.

-Crowley loves to hear House going on and on about how God doesn't exist. It's hilarious for him. He has to physically stop himself from laughing. He pretends to agree with him.

-Dirk is the only one not fazed about Scooby Doo being a talking dog. When Crowley and Aziraphale are weirded out. They're trying to remember if it's one of their old miracles.

-Ascots were invented by Crowley, because they're simply an insult to style, and also he knew Aziraphale would have loved them. He is proud to see Benoit and Fred wearing them, they release a small but effective amount of evil into the world.

-I saw a post on Tumblr, I don't remember by who, that said if Benoit Blanc is with Hugh Grant it means at some point he had to choose between him and Colin Firth, you know, like in Bridget Jones Diary. This is now canon for me. Philip won Benoit Blanc's heart over Colin Firth and Philip hates talking about Colin, the idea that he could lose Benoit over him is just terrible to remember. Also Colin isn't really called Colin his name is Harry Bright. You were fools if you thought I'd leave Mamma Mia out of this.

-Dirk has heard Matthew the raven talk and Scooby Doo talk and now he is convinced he can talk to animals, that's a skill the universe granted him.

-Benoit Blanc and Aziraphale talk about fashion, obviously.

-If Q and Newton Pulsifer ever met all the computers in the world would explode.

-Also here's a small fic I read some time ago that I really love (and it's a House/Good Omens crossover) on how House and Wilson are alive and well in this au

-Dirk actually somewhat counts amongst the supernatural individuals so Crowley and Aziraphale and Dream and Hob started inviting him and Todd to their dinners. The point is Dirk and Todd haven't understood Ineffable Husbands and Dremling are supernatural individuals yet and they just think they're very eccentric folks.

-Dirk stole Crowley's Bentley once because The UniverseTM and Crowley has been trying to kill him ever since, but the Universe won't let Dirk die. This does not interfer with the Supernatural Dinners Aziraphale insists on hosting and the angel made him promise he won't try to kill Dirk at their house.

-He tries not show, but Sherlock is feeling the competitions with all of these other private detectives showing up. Especially Dirk, because he has no idea how they guy does since he looks like an idiot but he is always on top of the cases.

-Aziraphale unsuccessfully tries to buy the old medicine book Wilson gifted house for Christmas.

-Lestrade tried to stop the Scooby Doo Gang from interfering with a police case but ended up talking about cars with Fred and just...forgot he was supposed to stop these guys. He opted for closing an eye. It wasn't even his division, anyway.

-Q and Mycroft have been trying for years to obtain information on Hob Gadling, Aziraphale, Crowley and Morpheus at MI6 because, like, they're weird. They all come from families in which people always had roughly the same name for some reasons, their documents seem legit but there's something wrong about them. Also why is Crowley financing a witch hunting agency. Like yes he looks weird but not let's hunt witches in 2022 weird.

Dirk: "Your name is Sherlock? I have a friend named Sherlock!"

Sherlock: "It's not a very common name."

Dirk: "His name is Sherlock Hobbs."

Sherlock: "...Interesting."

Todd: "So you're like...you're Sherlock...and Watson."

Watson: "There are our names, yes."

Todd: "But, like, just like... Sherlock and Watson?"

Watson: "Yes. Again, these are our names."

-Benoit and Philip are very proud of Fred, they're only worried about his well being always travelling and having to deal with bad guys (especially Philip, he's scared for his son🥺), but luckily Q installed a tracking device in the Mystery Machine

-Sherlock is secretly fond of Steve McQueen the rat and will go to House's house (my God what did I write) just to pet it. House allows it.

-Sometimes Sherlock and House play together, violion and piano. They found out they have more in common than they'd like to admit and that they enjoy eachothers company, even if they'll never say it out loud.

-(btw I think it was @thesaltofcarthage to headcanon that House is Sherlock's biological father and yes it's far fetched but also I am not opposed to this at all, I like it a lot, I vibe with it so I leave this here and give her the due credits).

-The Them ask Morpheus if he is a new Horseman of the Apocalypse. Morpheus simply smiles at them and then tells Adam "My sister likes you" before going his way.

-Aziraphale dislikes Mycroft a lot because may I remind you Mark Gatiss played one of the two Nazis in the church who played Aziraphale for a fool with the book deal. The rest you know yada yada yada Crowley comes to the rescue.

-House often dreams of Fiddler's Green since he is played by Stephen Fry and he and Hugh Laurie are very close friends.

-I like to think Shaggy actually is an failed attempt at an Antichrist that didn't work out and yes he is...someway Lucifer's son. And kind of Adam's brother. But he doesn't know. Also Scooby Doo is an infernal hound like of course. And Shaggy wished for Scooby Doo to be his best friend and like food and be as scared as him of horror stuff so there you have it.

-Aziraphale knows Wilson. He knew John Keating, great professor, and he went to visit him at Welton Academy once. He remember Wilson when he was young, talentex actor, shame he went for medicine in the end, he could really have a future in the arts. Wilson tells himself his mind is playing tricks on him, the weird man he saw with Mr Keating once must be dead at this time.

Last thing I wanna add I didn't expect this whole everything-I've-ever-watched-au to resonate with people and I am happy you like it, I have fun writing but it's even better to share it with someone, please keep adding ideas and crossovers to this. All the comments and reblogs I had under my last posts were brilliant and all together we make a big brain of mind-blowing ideas.

[littlematchagirlll]

i'm a woman, but gosh there are so many men i want to be. i feel a longing in my soul to be like benoit blanc, blackbeard, colin firth's mr. darcy, flynn rider, daniel craig, taika waititi, shane madej... the list goes on. i see these men and can't help but yearn to be that lmao

[pasitheapowder]

Question, meet answer.

It's the penultimate episode, everyone! Breathe in, breathe out.

**Content warnings: grief, memory loss, war violence, misogyny, threatening language, smoking**

Voice credits: Jackie Hedeman was the voice of Sophie Green. Molly Olguín was Jane Gonzalez. Tim Briggs was George Moreau. Colin Killick was Agent Blanc, and Sarah Rebecca Gaglio was Reina Valencia. Josephine Crooks was played by Rin Mojica, John Hedeman was the voice of David Alegros, and the voice of the computer was Cade Leebron. Narration by Jackie Andrews.

Written by Molly Olguín and Jackie Hedeman. 

Sound design by Jackie Hedeman.

Script here.

Ko-fi, for a good time: ko-fi.com/thepasitheapowder

Patreon, for a long time: www.patreon.com/pasitheapowder

[decepti-geek]

I have seen people referring to Hugh Grant specifically as Blanc's husband, and idk if that's been confirmed anywhere or if it's just a lovely headcanon people are attached to. But if it's not confirmed and it is just headcanon, there's a part of me that wants them not to be married, and for subsequent movies to have Blanc just. cycle through a new A-list actor with each one. Get Colin Firth in there next. Don't remark on it whatsoever.

[chicinsilk]

Ligne "Flèche"

Christian Dior Haute Couture Collection Spring/Summer 1956. Barbara Mullen in a white organdy dress, playing Colin Maillard in a Parisian police station among visibly amused peace guards. Photo Georges Dambier, directed by filmmaker Jacques Becker.

Christian Dior Collection Haute Couture Printemps/Été 1956. Barbara Mullen dans une robe d'organdi blanc, jouant à colin-maillard dans un commisariat de police parisien au milieu de gardiens de la paix visiblement amusés. Photo Georges Dambier sur une mise en scène du cinéaste Jacques Becker.

[qwertyfingers]

now that glass onion is out on netflix can i post about my vision for the next sequel called Knives Out Again: 3 Mamma 3 Mia and its a crossover with Mamma Mia where we find out Benoit Blanc was adopted and 3 women who might be his biological mother are all trying to figure it out without him knowing about the plan. and hugh grant is colin firths ex because its funny

[problematicraccoon]

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ about my characters pt. 1

this is going to be an ongoing series of just little character bios of my original characters for my wip, "The Witches of Opalworth". i'm not going to share too many details of the plot (for plagiarism reasons) but i'd love to tell you guys about my little characters !!

first up! introducing.. Sydney Lynn Webb-Shaw, my protagonist.

Sydney (or Syd) is 19, born on December 27th, making her a Capricorn. her pronouns are she/her. she was born in Missouri to her mother, Isla Webb-Shaw, and father, Colin Shaw-Webb. she's bisexual with a gigantic female lean (aren't we all). she's also on the autism spectrum, along with her mother, little sister and aunt.

she's 5'10. pretty lanky and skinny. literally the worst posture you've ever seen in your life. pale skin (mf has never seen the sun before and it SHOWS). hair cut boyishly short and dyed a retina-burning green (which earned her the nickname "lettuce head" from her family). a strong, hooked nose. dark brown, nearly black eyes that don't seem to reflect light, only absorb it. possibly millions of little freckles that cover her face, neck, shoulders and arms. sharp canines that make her look almost vampirish. a charming, crooked smile. usually seen in knee-length jorts, scuffed up sneakers, big tshirts or sweaters/sweater vests, funky earrings and a shit ton of clay rings made by her eccentric aunt Joesephine. basically the Adam Sandler look but gayer.

personality-wise, Sydney is an ambivert. she's got a razor sharp wit and is insanely sarcastic. she tends to be intense and obsessive, maybe to an off-putting extent to those that don't know, love and understand her. she's always been deeply passionate about being an activist and speaking up for others and herself. already, she's been to many rallies and protests for witches rights along with her grandmother, Lorelei. her mother claims she got her strong sense of justice from Lorelei, and no one else in their little clan refutes that. she loves her entire family very very dearly, though she's always been a little more connected to her grandma, as Syd seems to have been a copy/pasted version of Lor. both women are intensely passionate, fiercely protective of those they love, loud and unafraid to make some serious noise about the things they feel need to be changed, and have pretty much the exact same sense of humor. as her grandmother (who's well over 100 years old) was a suffragette back in the early 20th century, Sydney grew up listening to her tell stories of her adventures and the battles she'd fought in her lifetime. all of the change that Lorelei helped create inspired her to make a difference too; to help those that need it, and rage against the broken system that binds them.

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ some songs i think Sydney would like...

Paul Blart Mall Cop - Girlhouse

Angry Too - Lola Blanc

Stuck - Daywave

18+ - Scene Queen

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (cause i KNOW this girl had a pretentious emo phase at least once in her lifetime)

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco

Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol

Anxiety - Lilyisthatyou

that's all i can tell you about her right now, as i myself am only just beginning to get to know her. she, like the rest of the cast and the manuscript itself are still in their pre-alpha-hello-neighbor phases (the girls that get it, get it and the girls that don't, don't) so as the story and characters grow and change i'll update the characters profiles !!

thank you for reading <3 stay safe, and my dms are always open!

you can also reach me on...

Discord: gayanarchist222

AO3: soobzgyu

Pinterest: problematicraccoon

[semioticapocalypse]

Pascal Colin. Behind the small wall. 2023

Follow my new AI-related project «Collective memories»

[comfort-clubhouse]

Comfort Characters (Waves 12-13)

Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)

Skeletor (He-Man)

Margaret The Mole (Andy's Apple Farm)

Alya (Miraculous Ladybug)

Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)

Ered (Camp Camp)

Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Rainbow Quartz (Steven Universe)

Greg (Steven Universe)

Peridot (Steven Universe)

Buncho Bananas (Shopkins)

Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa)

Colin The Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Komi (Komi Can't Communicate)

Momo Yaoyorozu (MHA)

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)

Inko Midoriya (MHA)

Penny Parker (Marvel)

Claire Foley (Prof Layton)

Crystal Winter (Ever After High)

Bunny Blanc (Ever After High)

Lizzie Hearts (Ever After High)

Joker (The Batman Series)

Riddler (The Batman Series)

Axew (Pokémon)

Emolga (Pokémon)

Faline (Bambi)

Green Arrow (Injustice 2)

Hermione (Harry Potter)

Emily (Thomas The Tank Engine Model Version)

John (Spooky Month)

[tawneybel]

Note: Top ten hottest characters, part nineteen. Went into OBX expecting to be into Rafe Cameron, but wanna hop on the John B a bit more. Only seen season one so far.

10. Will Scarlet (Patric Knowles) from The Adventures of Robin Hood

Hey there, pretty fellow.

9. HABIT (Evan Jennings) from EverymanHYBRID

His… tastes suck. But I have a major possession kink.

8. Gomez Addams (Raúl Julia) from The Addams Family

Why is there a scarcity of goth dads when the Addamses are so popular?

7. Sugar Plum Fairy’s Cavalier (Steven McRae) from The Nutcracker

Ex-ballerina here, to give my insight. LEGSLEGSLEGS.

6. Miroslav (Stan Yanevski) from Hostel: Part II

Would be higher if this movie didn’t make me sick.

5. John B. Routledge (Chase Stokes) from Outer Banks

OBX is TV-MA. Will we ever see the John D?

4. Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Quirky detective is one of my fave archetypes, but I’ve never wanted to go to bed with one before.

3. Omar (Omar Maskati) from Better Call Saul

I want to conceive his children’s half-siblings on an eco-friendlier desk.

2. Eddie Munson (Joseph Quinn) from Stranger Things 4

THE metalhead BF.

1. Joel (Kyle Gallner) from Smile

Least ableist character in the entire film.

Note: Previous part. Still simping for Mr. Gallner. May he someday play a goth again, for Colin Gray never became a DILF.

[barbiemonamie]

C'est la fête du travail et Colin (Ken Fashionistas "Swappin'Styles Wave 1" Cutie Ken de 2010) en profite pour faire la surprise à Pearl (Neysa Face je n'ai pas trouvé de quelle année elle est.) qui est encore dans son lit. Colin n’a pas oublié le muguet .

Selon une ancienne coutume, les jeunes filles s'habillaient de blanc ce jour-là et les jeunes hommes arboraient un brin de muguet à leur boutonnière. Ainsi, ils se rendaient à un bal appelé bal du muguet. Plus tard, cette association entre le muguet et le 1er mai fut reprise par la classe ouvrière, pour célébrer la fête du Travail.

Le muguet symbolise le bonheur, le retour de la belle saison et l'amour.

[mytherbalegwladys]

Name: Michila Pops Alias: Rose bonbon

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Humanoïde Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Femelle Optic color: Bleu Skin/Furr/Scales color: Blanc, rose, orange, vert et noir Height: 1m65

Personality: Joyeuse et pensive

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, Discothèque Occupation: Chanteuse

Functionality: Programmer pour chanter et danser

Voice actor: Nikki Simmons

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Name: Red Punk Alias: Tête brûlée

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Humanoïde Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Mâle Optic color: Orange Skin/Furr/Scales color: Blanc, rouge, jaune, bleu et noir Height: 1m68

Personality: Rebelle et sportif

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, West Arcade Occupation: Guitariste

Functionality: Programmer pour jouer de la guitare

Voice actor: Andrew Russell

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Name: Rita Mermaid Alias: La petite sirène

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Sirène Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Femelle Optic color: Vert fluo Skin/Furr/Scales color: Blanc, bleu, turquoise et violet Height: 1m65

Personality: Douce et joyeuse

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, Aquaparc Occupation: Chanteuse

Functionality: Programmer pour nager et chanter

Voice actor: Chelsea Morgan Stock

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Name: Ken Banjo Alias: Cowboy

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Humanoïde Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Mâle Optic color: Marron Skin/Furr/Scales color: Blanc, orange, rouge et châtain Height: 1m68

Personality: Calme et gentil

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, The Famous Glamrock Beauty Salon Occupation: Banjoïste et chanteur

Functionality: Programmer pour jouer du banjo et chanter

Voice actor: Bono

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Name: Colin Puppy Alias: Toutou Rap

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Chien Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Mâle Optic color: Turquoise fluo Skin/Furr/Scales color: Vert anis, bleu-vert et jaune doré Height: 1m80

Personality: Têtu et un peu silencieux

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, Fazer Blast Occupation: Rappeur

Functionality: Programmer pour faire du rap Voice actor: Kenan Thompson

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Name: Eve Peacock Alias: Eva

Status: Active Type of animatronic: Paonne Date of Creation: Année 80

Gender: Femelle Optic color: Rose Skin/Furr/Scales color: Indigo, violet, vert, jaune et rose orangé Height: 1m80 Personality: Pensive et curieuse

Affiliation: Freddy's Fazbear Mega Pizza Plex, Monty's Gator Golf Occupation: Pianiste et chanteuse

Functionality: Programmer pour jouer du piano et chanter

Voice actor: Roses Gabor