#colleg

[entesarfares2013]

I am Intisar from Gaza. A mother of 7 children, we suffered a lot in this war. I am the only breadwinner for them. I try to protect them with all my might, and they try with me as much as possible to prepare food and provide water that is not available, and they are exposed to a lot of harm in the process. They move with me from tent to tent in public, finding safety They were children, but suddenly they grew up and became concerned about how this day would pass while we were safe. Help me get out of Gaza, whether by donating or sharing the link

[ricawcaw]

I've been busting my ass in college for the first time and this paper has had me stressed the hell out but I fuckin did it

[extinct-fish]

Being sick really kicked my ass. However, I'm glad to finally be able to return to class, AND I got a sick bike to ride around on.

On top of that, I'm gonna try to get Shinjiro done, but in the meantime, I kinda wanna make some extra arts featuring the ones that didn't make it to the official roster artwork.

Anyways: I gotta ask y'all:

[nullbutler]

Me: in my theoretical mermaid AU Sebastian would be a big octopus thing who can sorta change color and transform, but he’d mostly put his tentacles together to create a large tail. Also he’d be called the leviathan. Claude however would be a sea lobster like creature because they’re more genetically similar to spiders

My mom: we are leaving in TEN MINUTES

[americiumam]

downloading season 1 of criminal minds to watch on the plane to feel something

[panvani]

I'm so strong and brave for b3ing a non smok3r despite living in Ohio and everyone I know smoking

[jesus-discarted-underwear]

even with all the preventative steps i took  i have still entered waiting mode 

[writersmorgue]

9 applications submitted im fuckin so nervous but it's so early lolol

[entesarfares2013]

This beautiful four-month-old girl, ayla,(my grand daughter) was born five months after her father was martyred, and he did not see her, even though he dreamed of seeing her and planned for their future together.

Ayla's first visit in this world was to her father's grave.

Aylla became my responsibility, and her mother

So that aylla can live a safe and secure life with the rest of my children, donate to us as much as you can, even if it is a small amount, as it will save us from the war of genocide that we are living in now.

@apssa

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[extinct-fish]

Y'all

My college classes are in the afternoon

I CAN VIBE ON CAMPUS WITH MY BUDDIES!

OHHHH

there's so much I can do with my newfound power!

BUT first! go on campus and just look for job opportunities in the mornings.

SECOND! I gotta make sure that I get my bike soon.

THIRD! I gotta get a bus pass for my public transport. the bus has bike racks, which is perfect, since I can just bike to where I need to go. Perfect cardio opportunity AND also a good way to get around.

I gotta plan my fits for tomorrow and the day after, and set alarms, get a routine going, shit like that. I'm finding that having a specific vibe in the morning makes me feel better.

Plus, I gotta reheat that tea I made earlier this morning that I forgot to get to my buddy, who wanted tea.

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[catchymemes]

[sexygaywizard]

new yuri image for desperate lesbians just dropped

[randalltier]

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

[rhinco]

tragedy that i haven't seen anyone post this clip from the latest make some noise