#college professor headcanons

[savnofilter]

Taking Them Trick or Treating vs. Passing Out Candy HCs

-> h. sero, h. shinso, s. aizawa

Hanta Sero | Hitoshi Shinso | Shota Aizawa x [GN]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): college au—aizawa a professor, the other two are college students. sfw, trick or treating, established relationships.

COUNT: 1017 words.

I/B: His Spidey-Senses by me.

READ MORE: masterlist [students & adults masterlist].

A/N: i thought this was a fitting part two for the other fic i posted!! this was so much more fun than i thought i was going to have lol. again, my pc is fucking up so no fun text colors buts it's not that serious... anyways, enjoy! thank you, anon!

Sero chose… to go trick or treating! 🍭

since about the later teen years, Sero has always been one to hand out candy, but this year he wanted to be the one receiving the candy!

which it's funny, he literally chose this on his own volition and it’s you who’s being dragged out to go trick or treating.

this young twenty-something year old was so excited about y’all matching that he wanted to show out on Halloween night lmao.

+ if y’all went out partying on any of the prior nights, just know he was stuck by your hip the whole time (and even did a demonstration of ykw).

Sero literally makes a whole spectacle about it like the thought is hilarious.

bro is swinging from building to building with you in his arms when you get tired of walking, he keeps the mask on the whole time just so the kids around him still feel the excitement of “Spiderman” making a guest appearance in their neighborhood. :’)

please the amount of times you or the older people accompanying the other kids out have made you take pictures of Sero and them was too many times to count LOL.

At a certain point some grumpy person is like, “why is yo big funky ass doin’ all of this fo" and he doesn’t give a FUCK.

To which Sero is like, “my Spidey senses are telling me it’s passed your bedtime, geriatic” meanwhile the person questioning him is like 40 years old.

you hate to admit that you actually had fun doing this foolishness with him and it is one of the memorable nights for you.

would you do it again next year? absolutely not.

+ except, Sero always had a way of persuading you….

BONUS: Sero became a trending topic on social media with even news stations covering it. this latent function ended up being more beneficial than you ever thought it would be.

Shinso chose… to go trick or treating! 🍭

this was barely his decision.

Shinso had already known about your adoration for Halloween but this was one of the first years of you two being together that you dragged him out on your shenanigans.

normally, you dress up and go along your merry way, with of course him reminding you to let him know if anything happens to call him. but this year, you wanted to do something different.

you wanted to do a couples costume.

the first idea was to do something like Squid Games, which he wasn’t opposed to. he could keep his face covered, spare his dignity, y'know?

then you changed your mind and wanted something more cute like Jack Skellington and Sally, which okay he doesn’t mind. he didn't want to say it out loud but you guys would look hot as them.

but the last and bright idea you went with was… salt and pepper?

yeah.

salt and pepper.

Shinso nearly passed out from it making no sense at all.

the worst part knowing he had no choice in the matter because once you made up your mind, that’s what y’all going with LMAO.

He’s like “why the fuck did you go with that idea?? Shit makes no sense.”

And you’re like, “sense when I have ever made sense with shit like this??? Be serious.”

let’s be real, y’all go together well because y’all both be so very unserious.

so when it’s Halloween night and y’all are out trick or treating, he has no choice but to keep his head held high and calls out to each door with a monotone, “trick or treat 😐".

he secretly had fun that night but you better not make him say it out loud.

Aizawa chose… to pass out candy! 🎭

Aizawa doesn’t really give a fuck about holidays, like he does not care at all.

he’s the type of man who only does stuff if his s/o or someone he generally cares about loves it, but other than that if it was up to him he would not be entertaining this.

it's not like he hates holidays or like has some vendetta against them from traumatic experiences, mans just doesn’t gaf.

BUTTTTTT he will show out in the most driest way known to man just to support you lmao.

He’ll be like, “what? I thought this is what you wanted?” in his makeshift Halloween costume made with tissue paper around his forehead and waist as a ‘mummy’ as if his hero costume doesn’t already have those components?))?)#*(%)4

I hate to break the 4th wall here, but now I’m starting to debate whether he’d do some ghetto goofy costume or be one of those types to have a super good looking and creepy costume and jumpscares kids as they try to reach for the bowl.

FUCK IT, he decides to do both. this year and the next.

safe to say, you gave him a new tradition??? like visiting his house really is a trick or treat but this time it's in the area of if he will put in the effort or not depending on the year.

at a certain point this man is committed to stealing the show???

all you gotta do is come back to replace the candy lol.

not what you were expecting but it works out?

BONUS: you help with the fake-out sometimes by pranking the kids and reassuring them that the “statue” doesn’t move. it's even better when the parents get scared too.

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[scandistar]

I am obsessed with drawing clothing and accessories. I like how you can go pretty crazy with the designs, but you still have to keep in mind the functionality of the outfits.

Anyway, here is a quick rendition of what I HC Charrelin wearing during the events of the game. I think she might dress red-ish most of the time (to spite Figaro for no good reason)

And I had to make her casual/camp style too. I might make her an epilogue outfit as well, but I’m not sure if I should go for something with a pair of pants or a skirt. Does she seem like a dress type or costume type?

And in addition! Charrelin’s sun clothes! Like with most her apparel, she made the jumpsuit herself, but the hat is her dad’s work. He made it for her when she was a kid, as she was always out during highsun. It’s a precious belonging. (Luffy coded, I know)

[slaanxsh]

Slaanesh absolutely has the gay/millenial affliction of "cannot sit in a chair correctly"

[myimaginationplain]

imagine: professor utonium mentoring dexter vs professor membrane mentoring mandark

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More Headcanons: Just some random shit cause I’m procrastinating again

 So the hidden city has to have stores like babies-r-us/toys-r-us 

And one day the boys walked into the hidden city equivalent of that (don't ask me why)

And the twins decided to play a prank on Mikey by strapping him into a car seat

And then they left him there 

He fell asleep and everything 

Raph found Mikey by himself and lost his shit 

He grounded the twins for two weeks 

April Raph Leo and Donnie have kept every single drawing Mikey has ever given them

Donnie made them indestructible boxes to keep the drawings in 

So when they went back to the demolished lair the only things that survived were Mikey’s art 

Leo Donnie April and Cass love horror movies 

Raph Mikey and Casey Jr hate them with their whole fucking chest  

The first group will sit in the living room and watch really old horror movies and laugh their asses off 

Leo April and Donnie love physiological horror 

While Cass loves a good slasher 

She loves the Halloween series and can’t get enough of them

That series infuriates Donnie he hates them so Cass buys him merch 

The second group leaves the house whenever they have their horror movie marathons 

They’ll go have a nice lunch or go to the mall they’ll even watch a movie together 

But they steer clear of the lair 

Whenever the twins piss each other off they have to do something to make up for it 

Leo will play Just Dance with Donnie (and will lose on purpose) 

And Donnie will take Leo to their favorite karaoke place and let him pick all the songs

But most of the time they never say “I’m sorry” 

(After the movie takes place) April and Raph noticed that the leadership role was taking a toll on Leo

So they decided to let him in on their little secret 

They took him to a junkyard and just started demolishing shit 

They didn’t even use their Ninpo (yes I am a firm believer that April kept her Ninpo) 

They used their bare hands and feet and just started smashing shit 

Leo was there for six hours and he destroyed just about everything in sight with frustrated tears streaming down his face the whole time 

The big sibling trio hugged for a solid hour after Leo was done

Whenever Leo comes up with a plan he goes to his siblings 

Because even though Leo is an amazing strategist he gets stuck on a certain aspect and he knows he needs help

Raph helps Leo explain what he wants to do

Sometimes when he says his plan out loud he realizes what he’s doing right or wrong 

And sometimes Raph has to explain to him why it won't work

April usually helps Leo with the smaller details 

And sometimes she tells him to scrap the plan entirely and she helps him come up with new ones 

Donnie usually makes the plan a reality with his tech 

Sometimes Leo knows his plan is foolproof but he also knows they don't have the tech to make it happen 

Leo is actually a major inspiration for Donnie

Sometimes Leo will barge into his lab with some crazy idea that gets Donnie’s mind working 

And next thing you know the twins are in the lab for hours hammering out the details 

And Mikey will throw out some random ideas that inspire Leo

Most of the time they’re not the best ideas in the world (mostly because they aren't realistic) 

But they don’t have to be because the sheer creativity of the idea gives Leo more ideas

And Casey Jr will throw out ideas that his previous sensei had 

Don't get me wrong he won't spoon-feed Leo the answers 

All he does is push Leo in the right direction and then he steps back and watches as Leo’s brain goes a million miles per second

[unreadpoppy]

So I heard ya know about theater stuff 👁️

/cracks knucles

Boy do I know about theater. I'm techinically getting a degree in theater (the actual name of my course is 'scenic development' but we learn about both theater and some of filmmaking. My course is also techonological which means it's more practical and it's shorter) this semester and I have been participating in Drama Club theater productions since 2016 (it's very amateaur-ish but it did help me a lot and it led me to knowing my current singing teacher)

But, if the post Sky tagged me is anything to go by, I heard you want some recs.

I really love the theban trilogy by Sophocles, which is composed of three plays: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus in Colono and Antigone. Also, I really recommend Jean Anouilh's version of Antigone, it explores more the themes of family and duty.

The Mandrake by Machiavelli is a comedy but with a tone of social critique that I found really enjoyable.

I'll say that I am a bit lacking in Shakespeare but A Midsummer's Night Dream can be a really fun read if you want something more light hearted!

I need to read more of his plays but if you are looking for something with a heavier social political undertone, I recommend Bertold Brecht's plays, like The Good Soul in Setsuan, Mother Courage and Her Children, etc. (note: even thought I haven't read a lot of his work, I really like his Epic Theater and agree with a lot of stuff that that brings, like making stuff so that the audience never reaches catharsis and makes them think)

I haven't really read this play BUT the students whose classes I accompany in my internship are staging Endgame by Samuel Beckett, and honestly, by each rehersal, more intrigued I get.

I'll be honest, there's a lot of plays that I've yet to read but I can also give you some musical theater recs, as I also love that.

Falsettos (the 2016 revival) is funny yet heartbreaking, with a story about love, family and living in the HIV/AIDS crisis (and also judaism). The songs are great, many have very uplifiting vibes but the sad ones hit HARD.

Into the Woods and Sweeney Todd (I recommend watching the OG stage versions, i think a recording of each can be easily found on youtube) are Sondheim classics and you just can't go wrong with Sondheim

Next to Normal is a musical that handles mental health and grief, with many touching moments, and the ends always leaves me as a mess.

Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 is a musical pop rock opera adaptation of a portion of War and Peace and honestly, the music is just PHENOMENAL. Banger after banger.

I know everyone and their mother has talked about Hamilton, and despite it's problems, I still think the music itself is really good.

Book of Mormon and Avenue Q are really funny, acid comedies, with some really great numbers, that will make you laugh and might even make you reflect on life.

Waitress is another fave of mine, I love many of the songs and they just have this sweetness and heartfeltness to it that I just aaaaaaaaa

Phew, that was a lot, but I'm always happy to provide more!

[burned-out-match]

if Zhongli (or Diluc, Albedo, Tighnari, Alhaitham, Heizou...) was a professor he would return papers to certain students with a point off and a comment saying ‘please write legibly’

[queerdandelion]

I think English teachers overanalyze stories because there’s subconscious meaning in everything or they’re just using their own experiences and applying them. Like there’s that famous joke “the curtains were blue” and the author didn’t mean anything by it but an English teacher will be like “the blue curtains represent depression”. Maybe this author didn’t mean that but there are other authors who use color symbolism. Maybe it’s a guess at the mental state of someone who would buy blue curtains. I guess I’m saying English teachers have headcanons.

[heelbucks]

Okay, but on top of Professor!Punk I need Professor!Christian Cage. Could you imagine this man teasing the reader all the time? I can also see this man calling the reader out for answer stuff she wasn’t paying any kind of attention too because she was too busy admiring him and being in her own fantasy world

professor cage KNOWS he’s hot and you’ve got the biggest crush on him. “y/l/n, what did i just say?”

you stammer, knowing you were daydreaming about his head between your thighs. “i-i don’t know sir. i’m sorry.”

“guess you’ll have to stay late for tutoring. id also suggest moving your seat to the front of the class so i can keep an eye on you.”

he definitely teases you more & more as the semester goes on, until it bubbles over one day in tutoring.

[giggly-squiggily]

Spontaneous Headcanon #22

Bakugou has mild prosopagnosia (AKA face blindness).

He also uses nicknames for his classmates/friends not because he doesn’t bother learning names but rather he’s terrible at remembering them and will associate them with whatever stands out the most (I.e: Raccoon eyes, shitty hair, etc. etc.)

He was too proud to admit he couldn’t remember Midoriya’s name for the first few years of their “friendship” so he called him “Nerd” and “Deku” and played it off as insults. 

For a good while if someone asked him about Midoriya he’d go “Who? OH THE NERD!” Because he genuinely couldn’t remember his name.

He calls Toshinori “Mr. All Might” Because he never knew his real name until the second year of U-A. When Aizawa told him to bring a few papers to Mr. Toshinori, Bakugou was just: “Huh???”

In all fairness I think everyone did that at least once.

With Kirishima he practiced for hours on memorizing his name so he could properly ask him out. 

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I woudl love to know more about how your headcanons for the cree.pypasta school and its attendants.

o7 Can do for ya, Anon!

So, first and foremost, I've made it so the school is a college/community college now! I'm not sure which would work better, I just know that I'm calling it Black Lake, after a different in-universe high school (Well... they might already be the same, but the wiki sometimes treats them like two separate entities). This also means I'm fusing any non-contradicting traits about the schools as well.

"What makes it a school for Cree.pypastas if you're reworking what the Cree.pypastas even are?" Is probably the most important question in this situation. The school, as it stands now, is easily misconstrued as the "Supernatural School", but it really isn't. This school is one that is practically built upon the foundations of what this city (i still don't have a good name to replace littlebutts ^^;) embodies between the craziness and the supernatural. A human could go here if they felt that they wouldn't survive a day in a normal school, and someone considered "odd" can work their way into a school meant for "normal" people. This school is not for people who the World says is too weird to leave LB, NC-- its for people who love the city for what it is and chooses not to leave. It's merely a coincidence that so much of the student body is paranormal.

It's not the only educational facility in the area, which makes it funny that Ghost is an alumni. For my current lore, there also has to be (within reasonable distance):

A high school intended for normal people that Spencer attends currently.

A college intended for normal people that Billy and Maddie attend and are learning medicine at.

A high school surrogate intended for the paranormal that the Jennys attend. It's likely closely associated with Black Lake, if not a direct subsidiary.

"Fountain High School", a school that acts as a front for Darth Calculus. Maddie, Slendy, and Chakalata are all graduates from this program.

All of this was to explain where people may be getting their education from, why, and what the differences between the schools are on a fundamental level. <3

That's the actual school aside! It's incredibly well-funded and receives some attention from Darth Calculus on occasion. I'm going to go on about the teachers and students who I actually have ideas for under the cut, but I don't want to take up more space than I already have!

Staff and Faculty of Note

Note: Some of the faculty are pulled from random videos or my own brain because there is not much on the wiki about the Cree.pypasta school.

Bill H. Buckley ("lovingly" called Buttkicker by some students) - School's Chancellor

Not himself a paranormal entity, but actually a descendant of multiple survivors of big-name supernatural incidents.

Consider him to be descended from several quasi-failed Van Hellsings who actually learned to Somewhat mellow out and is taking a different directive at keeping people from getting murdered by the supernatural.

The H stands for Hellsing (joke)

Outside of his familial experience, Buckley has experience with the American military (he's a retired veteran) and studied School Psychology for his degree.

He came to head the school with the intention of ensuring that the occupants of the school go down as little of a harmful path as possible, hoping to save the rest of the world from heartache.

Because of his goals overlapping with some of the original PIE team's, he frequently invited T.Casket and some of his crew to give talks and lead panels. This did Not make him go any easier on Johnny Ghost (jr) while he was enrolled.

Margaret J. Java-Beane - Director of Staff Operations

Basically the person who ensures everything is running according to plan on the campus. Her job focuses on the functionality of the staff, but she likes to be involved with the students as well and frequently leads campus tours and meets newcomers.

Margaret is a former graduate of the school herself, which is part of the reason why she cares so much about its functionality.

She majored in education and minored in political science.

Considering all the serial killers in Cree.pypastas, I do think that they technically get their own category for attendees. Upon looking up to see if there are any Margarets in Cree.pypasta, I found like 4 different ones who were all associated with JTK.

All of that is to say, Margaret may have some literal skeletons in her closet.

Her surname is hyphenated because she is happily married and prefers to be addressed as Mrs.

If the Murder games that appear in some videos were real and was a game similar to Airsoft, Margaret would have a seasonal pass to the local arena.

Any time she crosses paths with one of the students under her care at one of these Murder Games, she does find it funny to target them.

Professor Sviggles - Professor of Biochemistry with a Bachelors in Cryptozoology.

He's heading multiple studies with several groups under his wing and is taking part in twice as many. He is exhausted all the time.

Sometimes he has to go out of his way to make sure his class is accessible, as he both has a German accent and a lisp. He works very closely with the disability department and is very particular that TAs assigned to him can follow his words so that no one is left behind.

Some of his on-campus research includes running tests on (consenting) students. This is to further his own understanding of the supernatural as a human, and to further the scientific understanding of the supernatural.

Due to his initial inexperience, he does believe at first that every student has to be visibly supernatural, but learns some who look like normal humans are in fact much more dangerous and vice-versa.

His schedule is emptier than most other teachers so he sometimes teaches Math 101.

He goes out of his way to take on as many odd and disturbing students as possible, both wanting to connect with them and research them.

He is easily exhausted and easily overwhelmed, so his classes are incredibly low-involvement and tend to be mostly lectures until he knows what he can handle from his class.

Doctor Chun - Doctor of Automotive Engineering and Chemical Engineering

Spends half the year in Nevada working with the American government at Area 51, and the other half of the year teaching at Black Lake.

In spite of himself, he's seen the students act far too careless to be trusting of them alone with the dangerous materials in his lab... Which ends up making them want to get through his defenses and break into his lab.

His passion includes studying cars that are clearly haunted and cars that have been messed with by the paranormal. He feels like that field of investigations is incredibly overlooked and he wants to know how much a ghost affects a car and in what way.

While he did not attend Black Lake for his first degree, he is considered to be paranormal and much preferred his experience with the school than his first attempt at college education.

He hasn't gotten a grant for that research yet, though, so he's biding his time for now.

Worked with Sally on her senior project in her last year of high school... partially because of her reputation as an Acachalla. Largely because of her reputation as an Acachalla.

Sam Maloney - Local Substitute

A graduate of Fountain High School, Sam frequently oscillates between the schools in the district, but spends the most time at Darth Calculus's. Because of this, faculty who are aware of how dangerous DC can be tend to be less trusting of him, and he has been blacklisted from teaching a few classes. He tries not to let it get to him.

He teaches well when it comes to just about any space-based subject and gets along incredibly well with extraterrestrial students.

He actually does have a Bachelors in culinary, which somehow makes him qualified to teach multiple chemistry classes. It boggles the mind of most students he teaches for, but no one can argue with his capability of teaching the lesson plan.

Sometimes, if he has to teach a class that he knows will be responsive, he'll bring his children - Canopus and Polaris- to class with him and basically has the class play "are you smarter than a fifth grader" against his children. They win sometimes.

Johnny Ghost - Teacher's Assistant

Both while he was a student at the college and after he made a name for himself at PIE, Ghost has worked as a teacher assistant at the school. I don't know who he worked for, but Ghost's dyslexia means it can't be Sviggles.

He barely remembers his time at the school aside from the classes, Casket was incredibly present during that period of time because he was in a space that allowed him to thrive (oops). As far as Ghost is aware, his college routine was eat, sleep, study, repeat.

He majored in Paranormal Investigation and is frequently called in to guest lecture for that course about the difference between paranormal investigation and ghost hunting.

He WILL lie to the students if they bother him too much.

- - -

Students

Bennett Hudson - Computer Science Major with a Paranormal Science Minor

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a classic pasta (Ben Drowned). His name is mostly set in stone, but that isn't the same for everyone.

He's a ghost (drowned :/)! He's taking extra classes to better understand himself as a spirit and hopefully gain back some of the freedoms he lost in death. He can't handle water.

He doesn't fully know what he's capable of, but he's excited to learn as much as possible. He especially likes messing with video games and watching how much he can change about them with his presence alone.

Not just that, he likes to create his own music by making 8-bit remixes of the old games he likes to play.

There was a time when he was vengeful towards whatever killed him, but he doesn't even remember what it was, so he's channeling the anger and pain into something productive.

He thinks Astronomy is stupid and thinks people who believe that the stars are telling them what to do is stupid. He's kind of mean about it, too, but in a trickster kind of way.

That is to say he DOES lie about his zodiac sign to watch people go like "Oh, that makes sense!" and then start telling him why he's the perfect libra or something (he's not a libra)

Jasper Cartwright - Civil Engineering Major

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a "classic" pasta (Herobrine). Apparently, Jasper means bringer of treasure, and Cartwright means crafts person... minecraft.

Jasper is legally blind, so for his own convenience he wears shaded glasses and walks with a white cane. Only, his glasses are a milky white instead of black.

He can still see a little bit, but mostly just shapes and colors, and they can be distracting.

There is something supernatural about him, but it's hard to put down and no two people agree on it, so he's stopped trying.

Much preferring wet weather without rain, Jasper likes it most when it's dull and foggy outside.

The man is an absolute candle addict, which is not a good thing to mix with being blind. His roommate insisted he have a spot dedicated to candles to prevent him from accidentally torching his dorm.

He's friendly with his siblings, but has completely dropped contact with his parents after a rough and exhausting childhood.

While he doesn't do anything with IT professionally, Jasper likes to code computer viruses in his spare time. He thinks it's funny when his friends fall for them and infect their own computers.

It's all fun and games until he turns in the wrong file and screws up his teacher's computer...

His older brother likes growing plants, and he's a plant-killer. It's painful, and Jasper has been banned from house-sitting.

Jeff Boredon - Veterinary Science Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Jeff the Killer). His name might change for a further degree of separation, but his surname is staying.

He has a twin who decided to skip school and just enter the industry, and a younger brother who's still undecided about what he wants to do with his life.

The Boredon family is Filipino, but Jeff was raised in America and doesn't know much Tagalog.

There are long-healed burn scars on multiple places on his body, including his face, hands, and body. He gives a different answer any time someone asks him about them.

He has autism-- he tends to stim by standing/sitting in weird positions, and his knife is a comfort item.

Jimmy Casket once threatened him, so he tends to be kind of unhappy when people say that he reminds them of how the news reports on Jimmy Casket.

Heads an on-campus club of people who chose this campus because they're drawn toward murder, whether that be the game or... yeah.

Lily-Friend - Moral Philosophy Major

Based solely on a reoccurring character from the videos, and her name hasn't been changed at all.

She is a robot, one made to look as human as possible and she succeeds in that sense... but she always feels that there's a fundamental difference between herself and "normal" people. And it exhausts her.

Lily gave herself the surname of Kim from her creator, but she technically doesn't have one for herself.

She works multiple jobs between classes, because she thinks that as a robot, she doesn't need rest. She doesn't realize that her focus being so split is screwing up her grades.

Meeting at work and becoming close friends, Lily sometimes hangs out with Billy Acachalla. She doesn't want to put too much pressure onto him, but she feels like after they connected the whole world kind of just opened up to her.

Sometimes she goes haywire, and when she does she's a tad dangerous. Defensive programs running amuck... People have been injured and jobs have been lost.

Some of her teachers have noticed that she's not taking the best care of herself, but that mostly comes from the ones who think that she's a normal human who's going to get torn to shreds by the end of the year.

Mohan Sommers - Management Major with a Minor in Environmental Science

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (The Rake). Their name might change to give more of a connection to the original character, but his their first name comes from what the wiki claims one of their alternate names is.

A Ghoul, the kind of living dead that eat flesh but aren't necessarily zombies, similar to my version of Jenny Ghost. Part of why he loves the hectic nature of LB, NC is that people continuously die without consequence, and it allows him to eat whatever he wants.

Actually went to the school at the same time as Johnny Ghost, and is now married to Sally Betty Jessica with a child of their own... Though ghouls can't have kids, so they had to go to a donor.

He doesn't know why his child is a dragon, he has no idea where that came from, but he will be accepting all the same.

He's much closer with Johnny Toast than he is Ghost, and Ghost doesn't know if he should be annoyed or not.

He spent most of college working at a frozen yogurt place, and his friends would constantly try to bribe him to give them free samples.

Sometimes, he goes out hunting. With his bare hands. Dead things aren't always satiating enough. It's why he chose his Minor.

Slendy - Nursing Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Slenderman). I haven't had any good ideas to change his name yet, and I like to think it's a nickname Sally gave him.

He's a monster of some kind, there's a gaping hole to the void where his face should be. His father figure has him convinced this makes him unable to fit into normal society, but Sally might convince him otherwise.

He wants to feel like he's able to help people, which is why he took on the nursing major.

Also heads an on-campus club similar to Jeff. While Jeff takes in the killers, Slendy takes in the black sheep.

Not much else to say! He's sally's boyfriend, he's dedicated and loving, and he wants to see the world become a better place.

There are a couple more students who I know are at the school, but I've been working on this for the past six hours and I think I'm done for now haha...

I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR ^^'

[timebranded]

“One time in Trainer’s School, my teacher opened a class by saying, ‘Today is a good day to be a bowl of soup. Not to have a bowl of soup, but to be a bowl of soup,’ and then she just went on with the class like she didn’t just say the most random thing ever.”

“That moment lives in my head rent-free, especially on a day like today.”

[doublebattled]

headcanon; man maybe someday I'll be able to write a worldbuilding headcanon that isn't the length of a short novel. So anyway, supplement to the previous headcanon, some artifacts that are on display in the museum portion of the league! Historic Costume Recreations from a few major eras of Unova's history, based off of both surviving clothing and historical artwork. A few items were added to this collection recently, as the league hosted a charity solstice masquerade ball, complete with historical costuming worn by some of the League's officials! (Proceeds from the event went towards the reconstruction of Opelucid and Lanucosa following the events of b2w2.) While many of these pieces were auctioned off (they were, after all, designed in part by Elesa). Hilda's costume featured a few reconstructed armor pieces based on what was believed to be the original Hero of Ideals' armor (the outfit itself is essentialy a black version of Zendaya's chainmail met gala dress, you know the one.) Iris' gown, based on one worn by one of the first recorded queens of Unova, is also present. Both are on display alongside the original designs and approximate illustrations of the original outfits they were based on. Some original pieces from destroyed or unsalvageable portions of the castle, largely decorative elements like carved bricks, murals, some statues that were salvaged from the garden, etc. These are displayed alongside a large archeologically-recreated blueprint of the original castle. Though the actual throne is in the champion's chamber, a recreation of it is on display here as well, with several photos of the last several generations of champions seated in it. (Hilda is still mad she wasn't allowed to wear a cardboard burger king crown in her photo.) A large section is actually dedicated to the preservation and display of Isshu culture, which has sort of been steadily declining for decades. (I mean, it's been on the decline for centuries, basically since the fall of the old kingdom, but it did remain steady for a good portion of time.) This also includes some pieces by modern Isshu artists, most created by folks from the Village of Dragons. A more recent addition to this particular section is a display detailing the reconstruction of the old Isshu language from some surviving ancient writings, including some of the original notes from the researcher who pioneered the effort, one Ardbert Blake (generously donated by his surviving family members, the Blake twins), and a bit of insight into how this was used to decipher the writing in the Abyssal Ruins. Finally, of course, is historical tools and weaponry! Like the clothing collection, they are displayed according to the era in which they originated. The crowning jewel of this collection is an ancient round shield engraved with intricate, interconnected runes. This is the Shield of Seals, the oldest known Isshu artifact left in the world. Unbeknownst to the Historical Society, however, the league is also in possession of its companion: the original Sword of Seals. While the original artifact was widely believed to have been lost following the fall of Isshu, presumably destroyed. However, some years ago—during Alder's championship—the Galarian government gifted Unova with (returned) an ancient sword, believed to have been "recovered" (stolen) sometime between the fall of Isshu and foundation of Unova. While significant for its age and the very intricate, seemingly ornamental engravings on it, there's no real way to determine that this is the Sword of Seals, as no real concrete record of it still exists.

[roseguided]

what if i told you riley doesn't own a smart phone. what if told you she has a pink motorola razor flip phone from like 2009/10.

[azuneekun]

STARDEW VALLEY BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE (personal) HEADCANONS:

Maru

Is a registered nurse, but is working to become a medicinal and environmental researcher like her father (Professor Demetrius).

Robotics, Electrical engineering and Astronomy are just a few of her hobbies and passions. 

Afraid of getting real piercings, so Sebastian gifted her clip-ons.

Doesn’t trust newer computers, unlike her brother.

She is nearsighted and has astigmatism.

She goes stargazing in hopes of finding signs of extraterrestrial life. Or just to see if she can spot a certain flying robot.

Used to follow her brother Sebastian around a lot when she was very young, but his troublemaking behavior made Maru distance herself. She still cares about him.

Loves helping the farmer with building farming machines.

Loves spending time with her best friend Penny and talking about books and trivia together.

Other than tinkering with gadgets, she also enjoys doing puzzles.

Penny

Could not afford finishing her teaching course in college due to financial troubles.

Saving up money in her tutoring job to become an elementary school teacher.

Her father abandoned them due to feeling ‘trapped’. It happened around fall—so she feels melancholic during that season.

Likes cooking but is a novice at it.

She and Emily do arts and crafts together in the library and or the (fixed) community center. (For the kids and for event decorations.)

She has a slight southern accent.

Elliott and her like to swap book recommendations.

Loves listening to Maru infodumping about her trivia and interests. She teaches them to Jas and Vincent in return.

She likes to do crossword puzzles under the tree near the graveyard.

She prefers to wear skirts.

She influenced Jas and Vincent to have an interest in archeology, thanks to her own fondness of it.

Abigail

Pets every animal they see. Sanitizes herself right away before going home due to Pierre's allergies.

Sometimes helps her dad with the general store. Pierre gives her some money in return.

Abigail loves to draw and sometimes likes to join art competitions.

Enjoys the occult and fortune telling. Has some magical ability, but is not fully aware of it.

She plays the flute and the drums.

Loves adventuring, but feels guilty killing monsters (even out of self defense). Will make graves or offer prayers to put their souls to rest.

Very interested in monsters and loves reading about them.

She has a sweet tooth; minerals taste like candy to her. She also loves spicy food from time to time.

Gets sunburnt easily.

Leah

Used to be hired as an illustrator for books in Zuzu City.

Is under apprenticeship with Robin.

Loves using different painting mediums. Current favorites are charcoal, oil painting, and watercolors.

Experienced forager—she adores making vegetable/fruit salads and stir-frys out of them.

Likes to drink the wine sold by the farmer and the saloon.

She is left handed.

She makes her own special homemade vinaigrette.

Has her own mini-garden.

Loves to help the farmer with crafting artisan equipment that involves wood (eg: kegs, preserve jars, casks, and etc.)

Emily

The unofficial hair stylist (and barberess) of the townies. (HC adopted from @/moon-boat)

Has some real spiritual power and foresight.

Her prophetic visions mostly appear in her dreams.

Knows supernatural beings and Junimo exist (and has seen them) but opts not to tell anyone directly for the creatures’ safety. (Likes to give subtle hints, though.)

Can genuinely communicate with birds and flowers.

Is very good at arts and crafts and helps decorate the festivals often.

Vegetarian. Likes to cook vegetarian dishes.

She's a very talented dancer, and she likes to do her choreography in secret.

Sandy sells the clothes she makes. Haley advertises them on her blog. 

Loves all animals—especially birds.

She likes clowns and circuses.

Is very meticulous about cleanliness and housework.

Is incredibly scared of watching horror movies.

Haley

A talented cook that loves baking sweets.

Is a social media influencer. She has a popular Instagram account called StarfruitHaley and a Youtube channel named Cooking Junimo.

Likes drinking peppermint coffee and eating cupcakes.

She is a picky eater.

Learned to dance from Emily.

She and Emily are taiwanese-americans.

Her hair is dyed blonde and she wears contacts.

Freelance model, but likes doing photography more.

Does photography gigs sometimes.

Secretly admires her sister's dancing, but doesn't want to lose to her during the Flower dance.

Likes to go surfing during the summer time. (HC adopted from @/sofiaruelle )

Closeted lesbian, but came out proudly once she started to live in the valley.

Bunnies and Ponies are her favorite animals.

Shane

Prefers keeping people at a distance (so it doesn’t hurt him if he loses them), but is weak to persistent people. (eg: Emily, Sam, the farmer)

Is very good friends with Emily. Likes to joke around and share chicken stories with her. 

Lost a sports scholarship in university due to injury, so he dropped out. (He took a course in multimedia arts, hence his 7 ♡ event.)

Likes to collect funny printed boxers.

Wears old clothes until they tear apart.

Doesn't bother combing his hair much.

Takes care of the animals when Marnie's not around, and teaches Jas about the ranch while he’s at it. 

Most of his savings are for Jas and Marnie.

Has calloused hands from hard work.

He likes to use nicknames. Both derogatively and affectionately. (e.g. Sweetheart, Chickadee, Doll, Buddy , Asshole, Jockstrap (Alex specific), Dickhead, Kid)

Shane has excellent upper body strength due to lifting heavy boxes at work, and sacks of feed at the ranch.

Jas’ mother is his older sibling. Marnie is his father's younger sister.

In the future, his beautiful blue chickens will become recognized as a standardized breed by the farming community. 

Harvey

Used to be a surgical oncologist. Left this position due to emotional distress.

Came from a prestigious family of doctors, lawyers, and professors.

Has a twin brother. ( HC adopted from @/coinly )

Loves science, history, and the documentary channels.

He used to be in a long term relationship but it ended due to LDR.

He can cook but doesn't feel happy eating by himself—so he just heats up frozen meals.

He smells like nice soap and hand sanitizer.

Has a wonderful singing deep voice. (HC adopted from @/hannahstumble )

Likes to drink wine every once in a while to relax.

Jazz music is calming to him. He owns many cassettes of the classics.

Elliott

Was a music professor in a private university.

Is from a wealthy family, but left to become more independent.

Humble and isn't very materialistic, but is very strict with his well-kept appearance. 

Keeps his pencils so sharp it might as well be a weapon.

Isn't very good at taking care of plants, but is learning how to. 

A little clumsy with housework and repairs, but tries to keep tidy.

His favorite pastime with his father was fishing. 

Likes to drink, but can’t hold his liquor at all.

 In his youth, he has gotten some recognition for his published short stories and poetry, but  has yet to make a full length novel.

Commissions and collaborates with Leah on art and ideas for his books.

His piano actually came from Robin's. Sebastian used to own it but preferred playing the synth now.

Sebastian

Is very skillfull at using a knife (for fish and seafood).

He is a lazy genius. 

His Korean name is Seojun. His biological father tried bringing him to his home country when he and Robin divorced, but Sebastian opted to stay with his mother.

He loves cats as much as frogs and bats.

Sleeps very messily. Ends up in weird positions on the bed, with pillows dropped onto the floor.

Loves exploring the mines and wants to join the Adventurer's guild in the future.

Does his (and his friends') piercings.

Has a long deep scar on his left leg due to a rock crab.

The town go-to mechanic, alongside Maru.

He’s jealous of Maru, but doesn’t hate her. Doesn’t know how to express himself, so they end up fighting. He thinks he’s not the best older brother to have.

Insomniac. Needs medication to help sleep, sometimes.

Likes to tease and scare people.

Also gets sunburnt easily—but in return doesn’t get affected by the cold weather as much.

Best billiards player in Stardew.

Alex

Has dyslexia, but is not aware of it (until the farmer points it out).

Likes to help cook with his grandma.

Makes and sells his own icecream.

Is the local town mailman.  (HC adopted from @/ryllen )

Childhood friends with Haley, but pretended to be her boyfriend in HS to shield her from men (as per her wishes).

Not only was he a varsity quarterback for gridball, but he was also an ace baseball player.

One of his favorite pastimes is watching the gridball game every Sunday.

Thinking about saving money to go to a vocational college or getting a scholarship. 

Interested in becoming a physical fitness coach if his dreams to go to the league fall through.

Afraid of being vulnerable to people, because he wants to be seen as strong and reliable.

Sam

A popular boy in school. 

Was influenced into loving music due to Sebastian. 

Likes flowers but has severe hay fever.

Has a scar on his eyebrow from a skateboard accident.

Loves his mom's largemouth bass fish casserole.

Thinks being a submarine captain might be cool as a job (thanks to the night market), but would prefer being in the music industry.

Likes to DJ and compose his own music.

A little forgetful, so his wrists and hands are full of scribbles and rubber bands as reminders.

Likes cactuses and the flowers that bloom from it (and especially loves cactus fruit).

Him and Alex both like to collect branded sports shoes, and talk about it together sometimes.

[sapphosclosefriend]

~ Nerd! Nat Headcanons ~

18+ content. Minors DNI!

Based on this and this idea.

SFW

Nerd! Nat who is getting a degree in something like History in college and meets you at a party (strangely so). Her sister has begged her non stop to drive her to said party and her almost non existent social skills and the people there being from a completely different department of her school make it so awkward for her. But then she catches your eye, you start talking to her and the rest is history!

Nerd! Nat who is basically biologically averse to technology. It's not that she doesn't like it, her brain just doesn't comprehend it. She barely has a random old phone of Yelena's (who begged her to take it not to “embarrass her”) and the oldest, slowest laptop she touches only when she's forced to for certain school projects.

Nerd! Nat who is SO passionate about History. She's read every book (good and bad), gone to every convention, talked to every professor. It is her passion and at first it feels a little strange to her when you start occupying so much of her attention, but she soon gets used to it.

Nerd! Nat who speaks Latin and Greek almost fluently and always uses quotes in those languages. The first time she does it in front of you it is unconsciously and once she realizes what she's done she's scared about what you'll think of her. She blushes like crazy when you act impressed by her skill and ask her about it with interest.

Nerd! Nat who is a little shy but as soon as you give her an ounce of genuine attention starts yapping nonstop in the cutest way possible.

Nerd! Nat who straight up dresses like a grandpa and LOVES it. She's always loved going thrifting for sweaters and now that she does it with you she's ecstatic.

Nerd! Nat who has to speak at some sort of conference at school and is thankful she has a random suit she thrifted a while ago for occasions like this, because she is so engrossed in researching and preparing her speech that she would've never had the time to buy something. When you get to the event, wanting to support her, you see her wearing a tweed suit that doesn't really fit her right and is just a little too big, but she looks so cute in it you can't help but kiss her and hug her, unknowingly calming her down before her speech.

NSFW

Nerd! Nat who panics when you start sucking her off in her car one night and she doesn't tell you she's a virgin. She tries to hold it as much as she can, but the first time she hits the back of your throat she cums so hard her hips buckle, making you gag around her and making her cum even more (it's a never ending cycle with her).

Nerd! Nat who apologizes so much for cumming quickly but gets shut up by you kissing her because you think she's even hotter now.

Nerd! Nat who, as you straddle her hips while you make out still in the car, shyly asks you to do it some other time. She knows she wouldn't be able to control herself at all if she saw you riding her in front of her bare eyes and she's too nervous about having another “quick” accident. You think she's so cute and you end up just making out for the rest of the night. You understood what her actual “issue” was and you can't help but like everything about her more and more.

Nerd! Nat who soon gets addicted to your pussy. The first time you fuck in missionary she hugs you so tightly and buries her face in the crook of your neck while she ruts into you so frantically. At first the strength behind her thrusts shocks you a little, but her desperate whines right next to your ear soon make you smirk once again at how needy she is.

Nerd! Nat who of course likes tits, but is such an ass girl! She's embarrassed to tell you how much your ass turns her on, but you easily pick up on it (she's not as subtle as she believes). You start almost always riding her facing the other way, to give her a clear view of your ass and it takes her breath away every single time you do it.

Nerd! Nat who wants to try to fuck you doggystyle (because the view would be simply too good to her), but gets so desperate the second you start pushing back to meet her thrusts that you end up fully lying on your stomach while she pathetically mewls and ruts into you, begging you to cum around her cock.

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