#come on i know yall ship SOMEBODY

[op-81-lvr]

I wanna dance with somebody ~ LN4

Lando Norris x Male!Dancer!Reader

Had to be split into parts- i’m so sorry

SMAU format

Please note: Strictly Come Dancing is a competition based around partnered dancing with celebs. I’m pretty sure America had something similar. Anyway a professional dancer gets paired with a celebrity for a few to dance with. I’m bad at explaining, please go look it up 😭

anyway.

Faceclaim: Nikita Kuzmin (And others on Pinterest)

Summary: (Y/N) gets shipped with someone else. Lando is a bit jelly.

Warning/Tags: Reader is an implied bisexual, Reader is shipped with Florence Pugh (Its for the plot), Pretty slow tbh

A/N: MY FIRST WRITING (AHHHHHHHHHH)

Please see the end of this page for added notes

Your_Username

❤️ 💬 📟 🔖

Liked by landonorris, florencepugh and 7,496 others

Your_Username Hard work at rehearsals really payed off this week. Very happy with our 35/40

@/florencepugh, proud of you out there tonight 👏👏

Username1 Lando in the likes?!

Username2 Girl who??

Username1 Fym ‘who?’

florencepugh Same time next week maybe?

Username3 Okay, call me crazy but did anyone else catch the romantic tension between them tonight? Just me? Okay!

Username4 No bc the way (Y/N) Looked at flo towards the end of that routine was crazyyyy

Username5 Yall do not do ballroom and it shows 😭. Its supposed to be slow and sensual or else it would look messy Liked by landonorris and Your_username

Username6 So what if I said they were together?

Your_Username

❤️ 💬 📟 🔖

Likes by landonorris, florencepugh and 15,027 others

Your_Username This week in photos, ready and raring to go on Saturday night 💪🏻

also thank you to my super awesome partner for these very wonderful photographs, love you baby 🫶🏻

Username15 PARTNER??? IT HAS TO BE FLO!!

Username16 Help, why is Lando STILL here 😭

Username17 He’s just as invested as we are I suppose 🤷🏽‍♀️

Username18 (Y/N) and Flo confirmed?!?

Username19 Thats is a very interesting use of the gender neutral for boyfriend of girlfriend Mr. (L/N) 🤨

Liked by your_username and landonorris

Username19 WAIT WHAT?!

To be continued…

I made this in mobile and have reached the image limit, give this a read and let me know what yall think. Part 2 is already half done and in my drafts.

ALSO my requests are OPEN, I’ve decided to give writing a try so here we are. Open to feedback and criticism and anon submissions are ON

[solarwynd]

Seeing shit like this always make me livid. And it’s not even the first time I’ve seen somebody come out with paragraphs on how they joined in on the unwarranted hatred of Jimin because they came into the fandom as a shipper.

Like y’all are SHEEP. That’s the biggest issue, yall can’t think for yourselves. Put that man through hell everyday because of two straight nggas y’all think are fucking and then wanna come back years later talking about “I didn’t know any better 🥺.” Whole time you was a grown ass adult. Y’all can look back at it as the lapse in judgment period of your stanning experience, but Jimin has to go through real defamation, assassination of his character, SA edits and his family getting harassed over a fuckass ship. It’s never ending and I’ll never let it slide.

[pinkflipphonez]

Alright yall lol. (warning: anger, stupid, stupid fandom bs)

So I see we're back to talking about toxic shipping and 'policing' and shit. Because I know what y'all are indirectly referencing, I want you to consider this: empathy.

"Toxic shipping discourse in Hetalia is really pointless actually." I agree. There is no way you are arguing someone out of their favorite ship, it's nonsensical-- however, someone asking for more sensitivity in a fucking fanbase is not the same as saying a ship is toxic and that you shouldn't ship it.

"You cannot have morals while shipping countries." I disagree. There is absolutely a right and wrong way to fuck with this content-- for example, Nazism/Fascism, racism, and colonization romanticization are things you shouldn't feel comfortable with these personifications participating in. If you do fuck with it, you are definitely a worse person than a person who ships GerIta casually.

There is a big difference between enjoying personified countries beating the shit outta each other and drinking each other's blood versus depicting them enjoying putting minority-based personifications under agonizing situations. This is just an example.

Asking you to be more understanding when someone brings up their trauma attached to your favorite characters is something that shouldn't be seen as policing. Still, I see many people getting angry and making a strawman out of their words to collect brownie points.

YES, I am talking about the RusAme fandom. You don't have to agree with someone's point, even regarding their personal experiences, but what you can do is be fucking respectful. Morals have nothing to do with simply fucking respecting somebody, especially when they're coming to you hurt!

Enjoy your stupid fucking ship, no one gives a fuck, just be fucking understanding when minorities come to y'all with concerns!

[devils-little-sista]

I need to know what kind of zzaaa the PJO fandom is smoking these day because I just saw somebody say that Percy purposefully on purpose made himself go missing in HoO. That he purposefully put himself into a coma at the wolf house and went though all of that on purpose that he did all of that and left his girlfriend and his family willingly on purpose. And that’s what made it ok for Annabeth to judo flip him because he did this once before and Annabeth told him not to and like he purposefully disobeyed her by doing it again and so it’s ok for Annabeth to beat him up.????? What. ????? They also implied that he purposefully made himself go missing the first time too back in battle of the labyrinth. They said Percy did all that on purpose two times. So it’s ok for Annabeth to abuse him.????? Seriously what kind of zzaaa are yall kids smoking these days what the hell are yall on……..???????

(I’m not a shipping anti of any kind I’m not a Percabeth anti I love them I’m not a Annabeth anti I love her and I’m not saying she abused Percy but like. That judo flip was still not cool. Especially not because “Percy did all that on purpose” because he very much did not do that he did not have any choice in all that. Come on yall. Why did common sense and reading comprehension go out the window in this fandom.)

[joelsbeard]

guilty 2 say that i’m a little obsessed with ur hcs🫣 so i’m back with another requestttt

could i ask for hcs about the affect reader has on young!joel? like it can be anything from her physical to emotional aspects, i js wanna know how down bad you think he is for his girl yk😩

you are so nice 🥺 MORE HEADCANONS COMING UP YEEEEE

edit: i spent too long building up on how you and joel met lol so I will so another part to this to answer it a little better

part 2

My AU hc is that you and joel meet in hs and have sarah and ellie lol, and my canon divergent hc is that you meet joel after he has sarah and is raising her as a single dad (since it's such a defining moment/trait for him i guess) and then you have ellie together ❤️ so her and sarah are half sisters. Idk if i'll ever get around to writing hc's for the second one since I'd rather focus on you and joel meeting in hs and having sarah and ellie ❤️ lol also less heartbreak for my pookie.

ANYWAYS, you and joel meet in hs ❤️ and honestly you both fall for each other at the same time 🙈 so yall are just pining for each other lol.

AND everybody knows it and its so cute

You probably grew up with him or went to the same middle school at least, have definitely thought the other one was cute but didn't really act on it, and yall have dated other people (not a lot, but both of you have dated 1-2 other ppl at least)

After both of you are single in hs, you for some reason end up noticing each other more in the hallways and stuff

Then you have a class together and ITS ALL OVER 😈

It's like all of a sudden a switch turns on and you guys start crushing REAL bad on each other

You've been in the same group projects once or twice and every time you interact one of yall is alwayyyys blushing

Most people ship you guys (except for the jealous girls and guys smh) and both of your and his friends try to play matchmaker and get you two to go out lol

As I've previously mentioned before, i do not see joel miller as a player at all, so he probably does get a little nervous around you sometimes, however I also think he's got his moments where he's smooth as hell and the rizz the fuck out of you LMAOO (uh daddy??)

He got you like this in class 😍🙈😋🥰 fr

Okay but you honestly have the same effect on him

On multiple occasions you find yourselves looking at each other in class hehe, and when you make eye contact you guys are like 🤭

I will clarify though, he's not out here hardcore flirting with you or anything, i think he's a little too shy for that

Yall get butterflies in your stomach whenever you talk to each other, meanwhile both of your friends are trying to hype you both up being like "just go out with him/her!!!" and being like "he/she totally likes you!" or "Somebody told me that they have a crush on you 🙈" but yall are too shy/blind to see each other's feelings lol

EVENTUALLY you guys hang out a little, and afterwards he asks you on a date, and you guys are SMITTEN with each other from then on

Yall become that couple in hs that everyone loves lol, they think yall are so cute together

Yes you go to prom together lol (can you tell I'm american)

I think it'd be cliche for you to get pregnant with sarah on your prom night, i think that'd also be a little too early for canon (joel becomes a dad at 19, so his baby mama (you!!) must've gotten pregnant around 18/19, so that's typically your senior yr of hs or after you've graduated)

To be continued!!!!

[dsaf-confessions]

yeah, im sorry this is so long. its not meant against you, mod, respect ya for all that you have to put up with here... yeah.

i think a lot of the people coming on here to complain about other peoples opinions need to take a deep breath. you don't have to agree with them. but bashing people in the tags, anonymously sending in that someone's opinion on a fucking rpg maker game that, at its core, is a massive shitpost.

suicide jokes, especially when you dont know the person saying it at all, are not funny. if it isnt a joke and youre really about to kill yourself over a fun little tumblr blog, get help. seriously. i hope you get better and feel okay one day.

somebody who probably lives 12 to 24 hours away from you, by plane, saying they self-ship or ship an oc with a character you find irredeemable is not the end of the fucking world. sure, you may see it as weird, but at the end of the day a surprising amount of this fandom is around about 13, and thats what 13 year olds do. no shade to yall. those of you that i know are great.

i myself am a minor, i only got into the games, and months later, the fandom around my 15th birthday. its easier than some of you want to admit to stay away from the parts of the fandom that arent child appropriate. i dont mean the drugs. drugs arent anyone-appropriate. theyre fucking illegal. shoving an eggplant up someones urethra is also totally outlandish and sounds like it was written by a 5th grader

lets all respect each other for a bit. nobody fucking deserved to get the colossal amounts of anon hate that ive seen soley because of a harmless opinion.

to the adults here who churn out high-quality comics and fics and ask blogs, that i so joyously read, hell yeah! keep doing that, do what you want with it.

to the children, and by that i mean minors okay we are in fact legally considered children, you keep it up too. keep up your ask blogs and fics and fanart and shit that is sometimes so high-quality i assume youre fucking 30 until i check your bio.

yall, collectively, need to learn that at the end of the day people are gonna do what they want with these characters. it doesnt matter if someone draws henry miller in fucking cat ears because hes a fictional guy. have you seen what they do to steve raglan out there, man? its a fucking warzone but instead of explosives everyones firing out furry edits! it doesnt matter if someone ships something you dont like. im not a proshipper, theres lines i personally refuse to cross, but can i do anything about the people who do? no. ive come to terms with that.

ship your weird rarepair who never met in canon. draw your genderswap fanart. make your au askblog. write that fic you think wont be good enough. someone, somewhere, probably loves what youre creating.

the anons here saying shit like "oh im gonna kms over this" and "thats a fucking weird character to like", yall are the same. im sure you arent all vanilla ice-cream on a summers day level basic. youve got your unusual headcanons too.

we really have to let the minors in this fandom be. they arent going anywhere, myself included, because they dont want to. you cant force people out. so be fucking nice instead of making someone feel ashamed because they make jake a she/they or whatever.

holy fuckin shit that is. long. i am so sorry mod. if its too long you dont have to post it lmao

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[taylortruther]

me every day of the week since ttpd: you said YOU WERE GONNA GROW UP THEN YOU WERE GONNA COME FIND ME you said I ABANDONED THE SHIP BUT IIIII WAS GOING DOWN WITH IT MY WHITE KNUCKLE DYING GRIP im so depressed i act like its my birthdaaaay everyday youre not dyaln thomas im not patti smith that aint the chelsea hotel were modern idiots WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD MY BELONVED GHOST AND ME! SITTING IN A TREE! DYING!!!! tell me bout the first time you saw me THE STORY ISNT MIIIIINE ANYMORE i loved your hostile takeovers encounter closer and closer your indecent exposures HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ITS- AND I KNEW TOO MUCH THERE WAS DANGER IN THE HEAT OF MY TOUCH HE SAW FOREVER SO HE DMASHED IT UP OOOOO OOUU OOOOOO you look like taylor swift in this light were loving it AND I HOPE ITS SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG six weeks of breathing clean air i still miss the smoke TOO IMPAIRED MY BY YOUTH TO KNOW WHAT TO DO FLORIDA!!!! ITS ONE HELL OF A DRUUUUUUUG!!!!!!

SOMEBODYS LYING BECAUSE THIS ALBUM FEELS LIKE CRACK COCAINE TO ME!!! HOW IS THIS NOT ON YALLS MIND 24/7 HELLO????

TTPD you will always be famous baby, no matter who wins album of the year just know that you’re the rightful recipient

this is how i felt about 1989 for literally like 2 years straight, so i get it!

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde

Page 99-105

JADE: the prince’s power grows.

KARKAT: JESUS CHRIST!

JADE: i feel him resonate through the void.

KARKAT: FUCKING GREAT.

DAVE: dude can you chill for like even a single fucking second

DAVE: also are you ok

KARKAT: OH, PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME FOR OVERREACTING A LITTLE WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND "POSSESSED JADE" BUSTS INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK AT 5 AM!

KARKAT: NEXT TIME I’LL JUST PULL THE COVERS BACK AND LET HER CLIMB IN!

JADE: i am uninterested in that scenario.

KARKAT: GREAT! POSSESSED JADE ISN’T EVEN HORNY! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

KARKAT: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

DAVE: yeah i may be totally misunderstanding the intricacies of "next gen technology" designed by an idiot in microshorts

DAVE: but im pretty sure i locked that door

JADE: i unlocked it with my mind.

DAVE: fuck

KARKAT: FANTASTIC.

JADE: the prince’s powers are growing, but so are mine.

KARKAT: WOW? COOL? AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AT THE ASSCRACK OF THE MORNING TO TELL US THIS?

KARKAT: LIKE YOU DON’T FLOAT AROUND LIKE A CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AS IT IS?

JADE: ...

KARKAT: OH, IS THAT ALL? NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?

DAVE: karkat its fine

DAVE: who cares

KARKAT: YEAH. YOU’RE RIGHT.

KARKAT: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO WAKE UP FOR.

KARKAT: GO BACK TO BED.

DAVE: no dude im up fuck it

DAVE: i want coffee

KARKAT: FUCK! FINE! FUCK IT.

KARKAT: I NEED TO USE THE GAPER ANYWAY.

DAVE: oh me too

KARKAT: DON’T FOLLOW ME.

ROXY: oh what up

ROXY: its a whole ass pajama party up in here

ROXY: couldnt sleep??

KARKAT: JADE WOKE US UP BY BEING CREEPY.

ROXY: oh

ROXY: jade why did u do that

KARKAT: WHAT?

KARKAT: OH SHIT, THERE SHE IS! I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR HER FOLLOW US!

ROXY: sometimes a girls just got to get her drift on i guess

ROXY: it be like that

KARKAT: I PREFERRED WHEN ALL SHE DID WAS FLOAT AROUND AND POINT AT SHIT.

KARKAT: AT LEAST THAT WAS QUIET.

DAVE: yall want coffee

ROXY: sure

KARKAT: YEAH, THANKS.

DAVE: hate to give it up to venture capitalism but this coffee is EONS better than the garbage we had on the meteor

DAVE: this ship is maybe the dumbest thing ive ever looked at but its a give and take right

ROXY: maybe u just developed a taste for it

ROXY: i used to think coffee tasted like ass but drinkin it was another thing i felt like my mom woulda done

ROXY: turns out rose drinks tea and i stockholmed my own dumb butt into liking this addictive bean juice

ROXY: well i mean who knows what she drinks now

ROXY: dirk probs tossed the coffee machine out the space window right away

ROXY: dude doesnt "believe" in "substances"

KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU UP ANYWAY?

ROXY: well i wasnt but then somebody screamed like a rooster boned a teapot and had a noisy lovechild

DAVE: yeah thats basically accurate

KARKAT: FUCK YOU.

DAVE: maybe if youre lucky

KARKAT: THAT JOKE STOPS BEING FUNNY WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY

KARKAT: UH

KARKAT: IS THERE MILK?

ROXY: lmao

ROXY: in the fridge

DAVE: wheres kanaya

ROXY: idk

ROXY: sleepin i hope

ROXY: last time i saw her she was on the second floor

ROXY: no

ROXY: the third floor observation deck

ROXY: this place is huge

KARKAT: PLEASE.

KARKAT: IT’S MAYBE A TENTH THE SIZE OF THE METEOR.

DAVE: yeah dude but that was basically a city

DAVE: this is more like a castle

DAVE: a castle of idk

DAVE: twenty something ennui

ROXY: anybody hungry

ROXY: i was thinkin about alchemizing some pancakes

ROXY: or maybe eggs

ROXY: they all basically taste the same at the end of the day i think alchemized food is like eighty percent imagination

ROXY: but both of you barely eat and its making me anxious

DAVE: damn thanks mom

DAVE: i mean

DAVE: shit

DAVE: dad

DAVE: roxy

DAVE: fuck sorry im tired

ROXY: haha its ok

ROXY: dont worry about it

DAVE: okay but just because our relatives turned evil doesnt mean we have to act like total animals

DAVE: we can still try to respect each others identities and shit

DAVE: anyway im gonna go check on kanaya

DAVE: possessed jade dont follow me

JADE: i am fine where i am.

DAVE: cool

[sunshinelulusplatoon]

4 months ago:

“MARS?!?” all the Squidbeaks questioned in shock.

“Yep, the signal came from Mars,” Lutarna replied.

“We have sent out a few drones from the Octarian base orbiting Earth and found old structural ruins and signs of teriforming on the surface,” Orca explained.

“So humans may possibly still be on Mars?” Pixie questioned, “Do you think they are in trouble?”

“Who knows but I don’t know about yall, but I’m itching to get there,” Joey replied, "Give them good old Squidbeak hello."

“Same feeling,” Lutarna replied, “I’ve already got Sako and the Metro Planners working together to build a space craft that we can pilot to Mars. With my calculations and with Octarian tech, it should only take 3 days to get there. Now, who’s coming?”

“Captain on board Agent 3,” Joey saluted.

Lutarna nodded with a smile.

“I can help for now. Though once back, I know Marina was talking about a project she wanted me to help her on,” Pixie remarked.

“As much as I would like to join, someone has to watch the valley and canyon,” Lulu remarked.

“It’s okay. You got your hatchling to raise. Nobody is going to fault you for not coming,” Marcy remarked, “I’ll go in your place.”

Lulu nodded in agreement.

“I’ll leave the Metro to NILS to make the trip,” Lutarna nodded, “We will also bring Naiko along and a few of the guards to keep watch of the ship while we explore once we get there. Though I'm curious if they will welcome us or find us hostile.”

"You don't think they will welcome us?" Marcy asked.

"Humans are...complicated when it comes to other worldly visitors," Lutarna replied hesitant.

"Either way, somebody on Mars needs help and we are going!" Joey nodded.

All in agreement, the crew were about to disband when another person walked up.

“Room for one more?” the person asked.

Catching alarm from all, the Squidbeaks all pulled their hero gear out and aimed it at the intruder.

“How did you get here?” Pixie asked.

“It’s a common Squidbeak spot,” the person replied with a chuckle, “I’m no threat to ya’ll. I just want to help.”

All in black with the hoodie over his head, a pale hand held onto a squiffer over his shoulders. Recognizing it and the young voice, Lutarna eyes when wide.

“And you are?” Joey demanded.

“Glad you asked,” the person replied as he pulled his the hood down.

Cerulean hair and tentacles flopping down, a blue eye looked at the group. All blinking, their faces turned to Lutarna in other bewilderment before looking back at the newcomer.

“Name’s Gideon.”

[lyman-garfiel]

Prohibited wish haters unite

i don't know who you are............but you're so right, hold on i have things to say on this i want to say my personal discomfort stems from my..bordering unhealthy attatchment to scarab as my f/o [as i type this the body pillow is LOOKING at me] hence why i don't and never really liked..interacting with the ship, but to each their own yaknow? if you like the pair i won't come at you. [and this still goes, pwish shipping mutuals i don't hate yall] ive just had people take my scarab yearning posts before tag it as "haha prismo coded" and its upset me before It was only when the the whole reveal in episode 10 with scarab to me shown stuck in the time room now that the ship got very saturated which i get, But the more attention drawn to the ship the more it drew in........a really bad crowd. a lot and i mean a LOT of proshippers. I want to say its died down now as i don't see much gross scarab content nowadays [then again i stick to tumblr.] but it really bothered me how scarab was treated. i enjoy prismo very much as a charecter i think he's a silly guy but he has not burrowed a nest into my skull like scarab has so i want to say i'm only qualified to talk about scarab in this regard. The community [i want to state casual shippers this is not you. this is very specific people] had a habit of ......putting scarab in compromising positions teetering on s/a [most of the time this was done using nightmo as prismo's "evil mode?"] and in a lot of comics and fics they water scarab down to this "NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING GRR" type of charecter..ignoring....evreything interesting about him. [i want to say good pwish fics likley exist..i just don't read them as for personal reasons the ship makes me uncomfortale.] also.....orbo got caught in the crossfire and he god DEMONIZED over a headcanon. [i like the headcanon but holy scales guys..chill on the ball dude a bit?] I think the ships main problem is it caught on so fast that it attracted some really bad crowds and since scarab is a very new charecter to the adventure time universe, any solo enjoyment of him was swept away in favor of shipping him with prismo.,,,,,,,speaking of prismo...so many artists in this community will WHITEWASH his ass also this....community has a problem with exposing nsfw content to minors. granted this is an issue ive only seen on twitter but in the begining of pwish getting popular i'd check the scarab tag like evrey few hours [yeah i....i love this man.] and withought FAIL i'd get what i dub "scarab pussy jumpscared" because artists would not know how to tag their porn. Eventually the pwish commuity came up with a seperate tag for their nsfw BUT THEY'D STILL TAG THE CHARECTER'S NAMES EXPOSING ANYONE LOOKING FOR JUST PRISMO OR JUST SCARAB CONTENT TO BUG VAGINA. its a lot more laxed here on tumblr ive noticed but hough was it BAAD on twitter. It just makes me sad scarab really lacks the attention he deserves, instead being cast aside to be ship fodder....... anyways before i end this LONG rant i would like to enter into the PERSONAL INTERPRETATION ZONE!!!

[disclaimer this is all my personal viewing of prismo ad scarab as charecters, if somebody reading this views them in a different way that is fine by me !!] Ok...so personally i don't...... see pwish working even if it did happen, i like the idea of them being exes and even qpps in the future [in...in lymanlore they become close friends i just don't like mentioning it in fear of my thoughts being taken as me shipping them when i DON'T scarab is married to lyman in this universe get out of my HEAD.] i just see these two ending up very bad for eachother with prismo being very depressed after jake's death i don't...think dating a man with no idea how to show sympathy as a rebound is healthy. scarab is his own bundle of issues and despite me being his husband i don't think kiss kiss will fix it </3 ALSO WHOEVER YOU ARE..WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE ANON FEEL FREE TO DM ME ABOUT THIS I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY DISDAIN FOR PWISH.

[idol-roxy-lalonde]

eyyyy wassup yall, hope ur all doin goo

*good

as for me, im back with a track thats a blast from the past- and i think yall know who exactly this ones about *wonk*

This one is for the boy that’s so blue and windy

Big smile, big doof, flies higher than Lindy

When he came up to my cell, he was fine as hell

No I really fucking mean he was finer than hell

And he ill, he real, he my kinda deal

Cute glasses and he got the right kinda build

So sweet, he dope, he charmin for sure

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a motherfuckin’ trip, trip, pilot of the ship, ship

Got my heart all flip, flip, kiss him on the lip, lip

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

And yes, I don’t care, I’m such a ho

I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like a seagull fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your eyes

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Roxy Lalonde, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

You got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah, that's the super bass

Boom [8x]

(You got that super bass)

Boom [8x]

(You got that super bass)

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

This one is for boy in the pjs

Yeah he cuts such a figure in that tee- ay

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he dolo

And I think I like him better with that flowy hood on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mack on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then them panties comin' off, off, uh

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know

I really got a thing for Washington guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes

I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, uh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Roxy Lalonde, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

You got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah, that's the super bass

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[mama-sunni]

Hello my sweet little goblins

So, this won't be a normal post, with no headcanons, stories, or art, I've had writer's block, and haven't had the time or motivation to finish the requests, but I do see them, and I'm slowly working on them, but this isn't about that, this is about some things that have been brought to my attention, or that I've seen here on Tumblr and other websites

TW: Swearing, Pedophilia Mention, Harassment Mention, Sex Mention, R@pe Mention, Racisism Mention, Homophobia Mention, Caps Lock

READ WITH CAUTION

So I've been seeing that people are overly horny for people such as actors, musicians, etc, now I usually wouldn't care, but this has gotten to the point where I'm actually disturbed, like, what the fuck guys, one of my friend has found that there's almost no fluff of one of their favourite characters, all the fluff they have found was requested by them, everything else is smutty (Sexual) and that's not a good thing, he might be 18 but he's not even over 21. and I've seen some of yall thirsting over literal minors, that's absolutely fucking disgusting. There are people who just want to live their life in peace, but people make it hell because they can't control themselves, like, let these poor people live their lives, they don't need to be constantly harassed for every little thing they do. I'll use K-Pop as an example, I don't care for it, and I've personally never got into it, I tried but it's not my style of music, but I'll go onto Wattpad or AO3 and see fan fics of the boy band members and I wouldn't care if it wasn't for the fact that it's Very sexual, like, the stories don't really have a plot, just smut, and not even good accurate smut, its inaccurate disgusting smut that was clearly written by somebody who doesn't know human autonomy, and some of them are borderline r@pe, and that's not cool. And for those who are like "mY ChaRaCteR iS FiCTioNaL" so are mine, but I respect the creators' boundaries and wishes for those characters, I do fanart and make fanfiction, but I do it within the boundaries of the creators, and I'm going, to be honest, some of the DCA stories on AO3, I hope the creators get punched, r@pe and Pedophilia should not be written in the way they are writing it. And for the fictional characters who are minors or minor-coded, you shouldn't be writing smut about them, and if you do write smut of them, you're fucking disgusting and I hope you get punched. I don't like making posts like these, but this needs to be spread, I'm tired of watching innocent people being harassed by people who probably have no life, haven't seen the sun in 8 years, and are probably old racist, homophobic, fat white guys. and if you see a gay ship, don't be rude about it unless it is a case of incest or paedophilia. I truly feel bad for those who come after me, those who have to suffer losing their innocents to the corrupt ways of our world, the capitalist hellscape and every other global problem, I wish we didn't have to deal with this, but the people in charge are old white guys with memory issues, as this ain't the 1950's anymore, yet a man from the silent generation is in charge, older than Boomers, ain't that something?

- Sincerely, SunniDrop

[ban-joey]

list of star wars posts that irritated me. one was along the lines of “why are people so happy to not see jedi in something? they’re what make star wars unique from other scifi/fantasy” 1) wrong 2) let me explain

for one thing the need to have something so deeply entrenched in Multiple Genres be “unique” is very funny to me, because it’s not. og star wars is essentially an arthurian tale in space. add to that the fact that GL’s inspiration came directly from a bazillion ww1/2 films and you’re arguing a point about standing out that.. doesn’t really exist. sure the jedi are a “unique faction” to see in science fiction, but they’re also a religious order of space monks. even somebody who has never seen anything related to star wars could get some idea of the jedi based off that combination of words. 

second, why do you like the jedi so goddamn much? this is the thing that always frustrates me. there’s a difference between force-users and the capital J Jedi. you went from religious space monks in the original trilogy, to a fascinating shift in perspective in the prequels/clone wars in which they are religious space cops serving an increasingly fascist government when they’re supposedly not meant to get involved in government affairs unless it’s basically a human rights issue, but ultimately end up committing sooo many violations of that sort. they’re horrendous to the clones, to droids, regularly treating both groups the same--disposable and not-people. they’re not all-knowing and have absolutely no idea what’s coming for them when order 66 comes around, despite the unsubtle clues. hot take, obi-wan IS partially at fault for what ultimately happens to anakin--because he continued to uphold a dying system and ideology that actively drove people to the dark side and refused to connect on any emotional level with anyone because of the jedi code. 

i love the jedi for their flaws, and star wars is ultimately at its most interesting fantastical point when it criticizes them, as in TLJ. burning the codex was poignant and cool as hell. but limiting star wars to just the jedi is just dull. there’s so much more going on there, politically, sociologically, economically, etc. you get the bare minimum information about that packaged in bad writing in the prequels and the clone wars cartoon, little itty bitty morsels of finally fleshing this strange galaxy out in a way that makes some sort of disjointed sense. andor takes the whole thing at face-value and decides to turn it into something legible and personal in a way star wars hasn’t since the originals. it proves that you don’t need the jedi to make star wars cool, and yet every time there’s a red herring with luthen, I lose my fucking mind, because I love the idea of finally getting an INTERESTING jedi. but i would honestly prefer it if he wasn’t. 

star wars is cool and interesting because of all that (politics & logistics), having cool big huge ships and caring about that design in terms of speed and what those ships are used for (i.e. tie fighters were created to patrol planets, not chase after X-wings, which is why they eat it a lot), time scales that make no fucking sense apart from trying really hard to make space smaller than it is, unique sound design, differing designs of people and planets that star trek couldn’t come anywhere close to, and a lot more. 

also, just because this is the most obvious point. the jedi are fucking dead in andor. yeah yeah certain people escaped. they’re in hiding. do you remember how obi wan went to be a hermit for like 20 years. yall just fucking forget about order 66 as soon as you complain about there not being jedi in something. do you understand the scale of that situation. do you understand how many people were killed. fake fan

[rooksilver]

Soooo...jrwi fandom...we’re pretty small, but it’s never too early to start shipping, don’t ya think...? Hmm...? So....Velraxi, Br’aaxi or Velr’aad?? I’m personally a Velr’aad shipper because if you didn’t already know I’m a sucker for kind-of-enemies-to-lovers and I love a good bickering married couple. What about yall??

[feeling--pink]

Whoops haven’t drawn anything in a while, better make it something incredibly niche!!!!

Anyways here’s something from two weeks ago that I just got around to finishing today!! Good news though I’ve drawn things that are NOT on sticky notes just haven’t had the time to finish them ‘cause school and all

[analoghorrorexplained]

Dear Analog Horror community: you are killing your own fandom by sexualizing it

I am pretty sure many of you who have followed me when I started posting may have noticed my lack of posts as of recently. There are definingly more analog horror facts to be shared, theories to be discussed, and Easter eggs to find. But to be 100% honest I have been struggling to want to even post content for this community anymore. There is a plethora of reasons for this: general burnout, life shit, etc... but the biggest deterrent of me actually posting content and reviewing stuff is literally the fanbase itself.

A few days ago at the time of writing, Alex Kister posted a tweet:

From what I have seen he has been the only Analog Horror creator to actually address this issue; but within time I think more people will come out of the woodwork to talk about it as well. 

There is a massive problem within the Analog horror community (more specifically in the Walten Files and Mandela Catalogue sub communities). And the funny part is this issue is perpetuated by literal minors. People who should not be engaging in sexual spaces anyway are literally perverting these series from what they are, horror storylines, into baseless smut. 

I have stopped drawing fanart of Mandela Catalogue all together because of creepy/sexual messages I receive from other ‘fans’. Most of these messages objectify my drawings or they ask me to draw “CHARACTER x CHARACTER” porn. I even had to leave the official discord because literal minors (some probably in MIDDLE SCHOOL by the way they talked) would not stop talking about sex and what they would do to the characters. I can only imagine what type of harassment/DMs Alex gets regarding this issue since he is the creator of the series. 

It has already been made clear that Alex does not like the creation of this type of content and many other fandom members have expressed discomfort that this is even happening. So with that said why is it still happening? 

By doing this shit you are:

Forcing your sexual interests upon other people who do not want to engage in sexual topics and activities 

Actively disrespect the creator’s boundaries by posting endless amounts of porn/beyond suggestive text posts

Creating a hostile environment for asexual people, other minors, and people who just do not want to talk about sex

Stripping meaning/suspense away from these series by boiling it down to ONLY porn

And if you are a minor doing this you are literally engaging in content you should not legally be viewing. And by engaging with other fandom members in this way (some who may even be adults) you literally run the risk of actual legal ramifications. Fuck, you may even get an entire fandom’s official shut down because of child saftey concerns. Because even if a space is made for adults and is generally populated by adults: if a minor gets in and makes it a place where minors are engaging in sexual activity the entire thing will be nuked anyway.

On top of that: this continued behavior will most likely result in many Analog Horror creators stopping their projects if the issues continue. I know many fanartists have already jumped ship. Why risk forcing your favorite series to stop making new episodes/content all together because you cannot control your own sexual urges. Plus I would like to add using “Rule 34″ as a defense here is utter bullshit. We are not dealing with a franchise, we are dealing with people making unsolicited porn of somebody’s passion project. They (being the creator of the series) has the right to tell people to stop drawing porn of their creations. And at that point we are crossing into the realm of actual sexual harassment. 

This meme I blatantly stole from twitter (created by @HexKirari) puts it best. 

Some of yall are literally willing to use your own horniness to justify harassing your favorite creators and objectify their work. 

And the more you do that, the more people will leave the fandom (including creators) and it will get to the point where there will literally be nobody left but the sick freaks who get off to poorly drawn police sketches. 

Stop it, touch some grass, and stop forcing your sexual desires down everybody’s throat.