#commanding-officer

[commanding-officer]

Loki Laufeyson Portrait by me

Ooooo, I've been trying to develop new style, and after seeing @enstatia 's work I've been inspired to do something like that! I hope y'all enjoy!

Do not repost or steal my artwork.

[hffhifjou]

thank you for the commision !

[cat-cosplay]

"Studying is good. But in real life, there’s going to be times when you need to make a mess of things before you can fix them." ~ T'Ana

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

[lothcatthree]

need an episode of thorn spraying fox with a water bottle every time he mentions killing the chancellor

thorn, holding fox by the scruff of his neck: “stop *spray* talking *spray* mutiny *spray* we’re going *spray* to get *spray* decommissioned”

fox, dripping wet and hanging, crossing his arms: “and that’s bad why”

[headcanonthings]

Cody: You lied about being fucked up and evil? Sith!Obi-Wan: I actually believe in love, hope, and kindness. I try every day to be a little better than I was yesterday Cody:... Sith!Obi-Wan:...Now I'm off to kill Chancellor Palpatine!

[squuote]

I like that the narrator seemingly chose stanley as his targeted office worker that would best fit his story just by how he eagerly functioned and followed every command given to him. and then the moment stanley did not get to press his buttons, he made sure to make the narrator’s life a living hell. imagine choosing the guy who usually always listens and then find out he specifically has it out for you.

[gophergal]

Shout-out to women who don't shave. Y'all have the right idea cause that shit is annoying

[lychgate]

CAUGHT SMOOCHIN IN THE ACT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I joined the military and my commanding officer was my roommate’s parrot (I don’t have a roommate or a parrot in real life).

[harbinger-archives]

Commander Shepard? Garrus Vakarian.

I romanced Garrus in my first playthrough and now in my second playthrough, I noticed that there's just something funnily romantic about the scenery between their first meeting. LIKE-

These are their POV's when they first saw each other:

The way Shepard's red complements with the cherry blossoms and Garrus infront a fountain, sparking that adventure that Shepard is looking for at the start of her story - there's just something poetic about it. 🤣🤣

and I love it even more because there's some genuine irony, that the ME developers never expected Garrus to be so popular and the end product of it all turned out to be more like a romance story between them by the fans. 🤣 I love them both sm!! Their 🔴🔵 chemistry is just so perfect. 🙏

[kingtuna]

Rex helping Fox with some flimsiwork: Its a shame I can't just answer ‘respectfully senator, you caused your problem by being stupid, try to fix it on your own’

Fox, tired(tm): You just summarized the eternal struggle in one sentence

[thecountofs]

My Time In ONI: Full Metal Brat

After the Insurrection arc, you'll get to meet The 1st Infrastructure and Bookkeeping Field Team, and their 'Tertiary Negotiations' Specialist: Nate-B111 (or 'Nova')

[dustykneed]

judgement call (nice kitties jim!)

whoooops. ever get reflexively nerve pinch'd?

(context: soldier poet king)

[aspiringnexu]

Okay so I sort of fell face-first into the Star Trek fandom and went on a Spirk fic reading spree. And, as is usual with my reading, I latched onto a plot that my brain is going nuts over.

There was a fic where Kirk found out he was like, 1/16th Vulcan because some industrious Vulcan lady a while ago decided the only logical way to experience Earth was to settle down and have kids there with a native and not tell anybody. Anyway, its very amusing, turns out Kirk is the last living descendent of some noble Vulcan house and as such can inherit quite a few profitable investments and a potential future High Council seat if he wants, though his taunts of assuming such a position to annoy Spock fall on the back burner when he suddenly goes into Pon Farr because of course he does.

But my brain immediately latched onto 'part-Vulcan Jim Kirk' and went a tiny bit rabid.

So the idea arrived. Kirk, completely unaware of his Vulcan ancestry, encounters Shenanigans on an Away Mission as is customary. Alien medical tech goes a bit bonkers and the captain is hit but physically okay, just unconscious. Bones will still give him hell when he wakes up but Spock can breathe easy. The Shenanigans were mild this time. Or were they? Turns out the medical tech actually did do something. It stimulated the latent Vulcan genes, artificially encouraging growth and change at an incredibly rapid pace, not eleminating Kirk's humanity but elevating him from Human with Vulcan spice, to almost even half n' half.

So we get poor Kirk waking up with undisciplined telepathic powers, a much stronger body, and the worst headache known to humanoids. Bones discovering his patient has miraculously decided to switch species overnight. And poor, poor Spock who just got over the minor heart attack of the previous incident and is now face to face with the prettiest Vulcan he has ever fucking seen.

Because half-Vulcan!Jim is blond, blue-eyed, and radiating 'confused kicked puppy' vibes like the world's most attractive telepathic foghorn.

Bonus points if Spock goes into Pon Farr early because Jim is projecting so much emotion and is also just That Pretty.