#complexity I guess

[victoriadallonfan]

People keep asking me about my opinion on Murphy from the Dresden Files, so let me sum it up with a compilation of her iconic dialogue and descriptions of about 7 books:

- “Harry? You okay?”

- “Harry? Are you okay?”

- “Dresden I swear-“

- Pug nose

- Looks like a kid sister

- Built like a gymnast, with huge tits and ass

- “Harry? You okay?”

- “Harry? Are you okay?”

- “Dresden I swear-“

- She’s too cute to be scowling all the time

- Let’s have a scene where she needs to strip to her panties to rescue children, make sure both men state how great her ass is

- Did we mention she looks like someone’s kid sister?

- She knows martial arts, which really helps with her massive tits and ass

- “Harry? You okay?”

- “Harry? Are you okay?”

- “Dresden I swear-“

- Her face flushed pink

- Gosh even her home is, dare I say, cute

- This woman who looks like someone’s kid sister has some amazing honka bozankas paired with globe trotters

- “Harry? You okay?”

- “Harry? Are you okay?”

- “Dresden I swear-“

[mail-me-a-snail]

one of my favorite things about unmasked spy is that he has such a peculiar hair pattern with his little gray wings. like if he grew a white streak he could be the next administrator.

also engie is here 👍

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[k1d1c4rus]

thinking about how armand was turned bc he was dying from being stabbed by a scorned grown man who was in love with him. he nearly died from rejecting unwanted advances. its such a key explicit detail of his origin that teaches him yet again that what he wants is utterly unimportant and even deadly in the face of survival. everything about his character is informed by the fact that he adapts entirely to the situation he is forced into because that's the only way he can survive. he adopts the satanic doctrine for 200 years not because he believes in it but because he knows that is the only way he'll survive and as soon as lestat arrives he knows he can abandon it. for half a millenium he believes he can't get what he wants and also survive, he has to choose one or the other. God.

[emberglowfox]

weird bugs on a mission

[hadaldemon-nsft]

tw: suggestive, nakedness if you really squint (but nothing that matters is shown), character ooc (?), cursed, mdni

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so, um... remember when people were comparing Shadow Milk with Sonic?

(video has audio, mind the volume in public areas)

..........................yeah.

Randomly remembered that cursed song because of that. btw, song is Sonic the Hedgehog - Green Hill Zone (Smooth jazz cover)

[uiiyru]

⭐️"Night Out" Girl Park fancomic !

[arisupshlya]

extended sounds of apologies for the deception but it's voiced by WILL WOOD AND CHRIS DUNNE FOR SOME REASON (????)

!mag 200 spoilers!

[wilsonmybeloved]

i miss you nailgun

[dulioon]

Complex Inquiries

fanart for fic by MeaslyFurball! ( @generic-sonic-fan )

aaaand a bonus piece

[n-hospital]

you. N and volo's massive parallels. you understand yes?

[dribevoli]

It's been 1000 years since I've drawn a human.... And the only way I could do it is by making it dogman lmaoo

Why does human dogman have stitches on his neck? Don't worry about it ;)

[magistralucis]

flayed ones in mechanicus come in 3 flavours: crab, demure, and gopnik

[egophiliac]

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

[occupyvenus]

I wish Alicent was motivated by internalized misogyny and staunchly believing a brother should come before a sister and that women shouldn't rule in their own right at all.

I wish Alicent was motivated by being a religious zealot and conservative who refuses to accept a Queen with ~loose~ sexual morals who intends to put a bastard on the throne.

I wish Alicent was motivated by crazed paranoia, genuinely believing that her children and children's children will always be a threat and thus never safe.

I wish Alicent was motivated by pure spite and jealousy, simply wanting to fuck Rhaenyra (and Viserys) over big time.

I wish Alicent was motivated by nothing but ambition and a lust for power. Just because.

But nooo, she's motivated by fulilling the (supposed) last wish of a dying old man who raped her and offers up her sons life to become a meaningless nothing hermit after realizing that she misinterpreted his last muddled words.

But also:

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by revenge and retribution and justice for her stillborn daughter and murdered son.

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by fearing for her sons and own life, knowing that they could all be put to death if their illegitimacy are publicly acknowledged.

I wish Rhaenyra was motivated by righteous entitlement to the throne her father wanted HER to inherit.

But nooo, she's motivated by a stupid prophecy and saving the fucking world like a Marvel character, declaring that she won't start a war for a measly throne.