#congrats! donate it (like I know you do!)

[daenerys-targaryen]

no one should be a billionaire btw not even taylor

[holyvirgilscriptures]

are y'all fr

[akunya]

eiiiiii the idea of getting private meeting with camboy vox HELLO. you make me suffer for good stuffs every single day 😭💦 can you spoil me a little bittttt. - 🐱

“private session.”

pairings: camboy!vox akuma x male!reader

summary: congrats, lucky winner! because of your generous donations, vox reached out wanting to thank you in person. things, however, take a turn.

tw: DRUGGING, yandere, manipulation, voice fetish. camshows, drinking, implied noncon. age gap, etc.

notes: last fic of 2022! im posting this mere minutes from midnight, so please pardon any mistakes. ill go back and edit this a bit later.

and yes, i can write a part 2 if you truly wish. sorry for cucking you guys, again..

happy new year everyone, thank you for such an amazing 2022. i hope to write much more in the future!

“im at the right place, aren’t i..?” you mumbled to yourself, frigid, clammy hands swiping your phone to make sure the location was right. the restaurant looked a bit trendy and sophisticated, somewhere you wouldn't dare step inside on your own. you and vox both agreed on a restaurant to meet at around eight o'clock. to be truly honest with yourself, you never thought you’d have the guts to do something like this — but when vox, the streamer who you’ve been watching for months daily and donating to everyday reached out to you personally, how could you say no?

nonetheless, sitting across from him at the table really made you wish you had refused.

for one, he was much too ethereal to be in your lowly presence. the camera didn’t do him justice at all — his pale skin was a nice contrast to his black hair, adorned by his signature red highlights. he even wore the red eye makeup that you loved to look at, except now, you could see his mouth and bottom half of his face, uncovered by the black mask he would usually wear. his lips looked so soft, and when his tongue darted out to lick them you were nearly going to faint. we’re those.. fangs? his canines were sharp, and you felt like a pervert for staring so intensely.

you quickly paid your respects to the other fans who would never know that vox, a niche but popular adult streamer, was a truly beautiful man in person.

you didn't even notice how silent it had gotten between the two of you. “no need to be so quiet. i don’t bite, i promise.” vox’s sweet voice snapped you out of your thoughts, apologizing profusely for zoning out so much. “you’re right! im sorry, ive just never done anything like this before..” you chuckled awkwardly, shifting in your chair while vox just smiled. he found your skittishness adorable. you reminded him of a scared little bunny — and he was the big bad wolf, ready to eat you up whole.

"what a shame. and here i was thinking you do this quite often, with how you accepted my request and all." the demon smirked at how your face flushed, becoming a stuttering mess. you should've expected it, but he was just as snarky in person as he was on his live shows. as your little meeting continued, vox realized he enjoyed your presence much more than he thought. the night was filled with friendly but interesting conversation, and for once, the demon didn’t feel forced to keep speaking.

at first, he debated on meeting with you in person. what if the person who donated nearly thousands to him each month turned out to be not as pleasant as he hoped? while the demon wouldn't be surprised, he would be a tad disappointed with all of the free shoutouts he's given to you. still, with you being his top donator for a while now, he felt compelled to show some form of graciousness. a little present, just in time for the holidays.

vox enjoyed streaming more than he thought he would. even though he could use his voice and other demonic powers for much grander, sinister things - for some reason, using them to tease and drain the wallets of his viewers was surprisingly just as satisfying. doing this, he never had to worry about getting a silly job like most humans did, letting the demon truly relax when he wasnt tampering with cameras and himself.

but, you, however - vox liked how shy and nervous you were. it awakened a sick monster inside of him, that wanted to see you cry and beg for mercy at his fingertips. he thought his days of toying with mortals was over, but unfortunately (or fortunately?) for you, you seemed to rekindle that fire in his heart. if he didn't know any better, he would've never expected you to be someone that watches adult streams online, let alone spend money on them.

taking advantage of how anxious you were, vox continued to ask questions about yourself, forcing you to blurt out answers in hopes of not screwing up. "so, what do you like about my streams, y/n?" the male swiveled the wine in his glass nonchalantly, golden eyes looking into yours, awaiting an answer. you gulped, shakily drinking yours as well.

"um, well, you're the first streamer i've ever really watched for.. that sort of stuff. i initially liked how your voice sounded, and wanted to hear more, but i ended up staying for your little stories and when you'd talk about yourself. you just seemed really nice." it was a bit embarrassing when you had said it aloud, but it was the truth. you enjoyed the moments where the demon would just ramble the most. of course, given the content of his streams, most of the things he'd speak about were so dirty it made your ears feel hot - however, there were moments where he'd just talk about his day, and you seemed to enjoy those the most.

it was vox's turn to blush, his grip tightening on the wine glass ever so slightly. how could a mere mortal make him feel so... flustered? hes had his fair share of affairs over many decades, however, never has he felt so vulnerable. the demon was expecting you to talk about his cock or something, but of course your innocent little head wouldnt do that. you should be thankful vox isn't a cannibalistic demon, or he seriously would've eaten your heart out by now.

therefore, the man didnt feel any remorse when you went to the bathroom and he slipped a drug into your drink while you were away.

it wasnt his fault - how was he supposed to let you go after today? someone as sinless and pure as yourself needed to be his. vox wouldnt be content with letting you go back to being another viewer behind the screen, not after your little meeting. the demon knew truly that you probably wouldn't refuse going home with him, but that also didnt guarantee you'd accept his offer. he considered the drug just a bit of a push in the right direction, if you will.

"sorry for taking so long. there was a line outside, so.." your voice trailed off, going back to your seat as the older man simply chuckled. why did you feel the need to explain yourself? it didn't matter how long you took, even if you tried to run now, vox would surely find you. pouring some more wine for himself, he filled his glass a bit more to match yours. you tried to tell him you weren't too keen or interested in alcohol at the beginning of your little date, but the demon wouldn't take no for an answer. "y/n, lets have a toast, shall we?" his held up his glass expectantly towards you, waiting for you to clink the rim with your own.

you hesitated for a moment. the smell of wine never enticed you, but seeing vox wait earnestly made your heart flutter. one glass shouldn't hurt, right?

you simply nodded, the familiar clank of glass against glass being shared between you two before drinking. you drank a majority of the wine, only leaving a small amount left. "good boy. its good, isnt it?" you nearly sputtered the drink back up from the praise, nodding again and drinking the rest in one gulp. it was much different hearing his words of affirmation in person. it felt addicting, unreal.

"thats it. a toast for the new year, my boy. im excited for the memories we shall make together. aren't you?" oh, did vox mean his streams? of course you looked forward to those, how could you not! he was the highlight of your day, making you smile and laugh. "mhm! im excited. im looking forward to your streams, vox." the demon felt a shiver roll down his spine, suppressing a groan. he could get used to you saying his name. he wanted to hear you say it in other ways, too.

"i hope we can get more.. personal, as well, y/n. it was truly delightful being here with you." the man had such a way with words, making you swoon. was he this nice with everyone? no wonder he had so many followers! while you didnt know the true extent to what he had implied, you agreed, telling him that you were happy you came out today.

of course you were. you were his little rabbit, frail and gullible, unknowing of the big bad wolf sitting across from your very table. he truly wondered just how oblivious you could be, but much to his delight, he'd find out soon enough. your eyes started to feel heavy, zoning out while he talked about random things to keep you occupied.

"goodness, y/n, are you alright? you look a bit pale. here, let me take you back to my place. i don't live far at all." his voice was sickeningly sweet, how could you deny his offer? you nodded drowsily, letting the man hold you to steady your balance.

the cold air of the outdoors didnt phase you, and neither did it bother vox. peering at your sleeping face, he smiled, leaning in to kiss the top of your forehead.

"happy new years, y/n. lets have fun together." vox whispered in your ear, turning the corner towards his apartment.

[cherry-blossomtea]

How to make money in this godforsaken anime game because I promise it’s not hard

Tips for everyone:

Universalis is free and not against TOS because it’s a website. Use this to easily see what things are selling on your world.

You should be sending your retainers out on ventures as often as you can. Send them out on explorations to get stuff to trade in for GC seals that can be used to purchase items from the quartermaster that sell well on the Marketboard as well as More Ventures. Or just send them out directly to get stuff.

Wondrous Tales has a decent payout on top of the exp boost. It’s not a lot but it’s free. Make sure you’re saving your Gil bags tho for>>

Doman Restoration in the Doman Enclave, at max level, will net you 30k gil per week. It’s not a lot but it takes five minutes a week. Use the gil bags to easily fill out your donation basket and don’t worry about canon.

Leve quests don’t pay a LOT comparatively but they are a reliable source of income for any job.

Do ur hunts. Not because this will make you gil. But because this will save you gil. Literally just slay the elite mark that week for a couple expansions, and spend your hunt tokens on aetheryte tickets. Never spend 2000 gil teleporting from Sharlayan to Radz-At-Han again.

If you like running instanced content:

Adventurer in need bonuses are not one time only. They persist even after your daily reward has been claimed

Roll on everything. Turn that into your grand company for seals. Use seals to purchase items. Sell these items. Ta-Da

Same thing for tomestones. Go buy shit from the vendors in the small cities with your poetics, and current tomestone mats will always sell well

If you like rping

Get a job. I’m serious. Clubs are always hiring wait staff and backend folks (no ERP required). I’m sure people who are in this scene know more about it than me.

ERP pays well my guy

If you like crafting/gathering

It doesn’t matter what level you’re at. Go to your crafting log. On the left hand side is three tabs marked with a stair, a bag with a star, and a book. Click into the bag menu. Scroll down to housing. Look what you can craft. See what’s selling. Purchase what materials you don’t have so long as you make a profit. Congrats.

Send your retainers out to gather items for housing crafts. Or just the mats directly and sell those. Do a little research into what free companies use for things like airship and submersible voyages/components and farm that

If you are maxed out, remember HARM—Housing, Aethersand, Raiding supplies, intermediate Materials. It can be difficult to sell gear because of market saturation, but the materials to make gear are always in high demand, especially those tricky intermediate crafts. Selling raid food and tinctures is easy money.

Diadem. Skybuilder mats sell well. Like. REALLY well. And you can hop into the diadem with a really low level. Have fun.

Speaking of the firmament, your skybuilder scrips are basically worth a fortune. Almost everything you can exchange for skybuilders scrips sells super well on the market.

Do your custom deliveries. It really doesn’t take long. Do whatever you want with the scrips. Materia always sells well.

The end

[agendabymooner]

london boy ! lando n. x ofc (alessandro sister!writer!ofc)

"they say 'home is where the heart is' but god i love the english."

summary: nicola grazia 'cola' alessandro just moved to britain after tilly wolff's newly opened publishing company hired her as an editor and writer, so what's a better way to get to know your new home than to tour the city with lando norris? OR everyone thinks that the mclaren driver is seeing someone... and he proved to everyone that he is- he just wouldn't show her face.

content warning: based on characters from the rush series (see masterlist), fluff, ion even know if lando's english, use of explicit language, "private but not secret" kind of relationship, colabebe is a private account, daniel ricciardo being a good brother-in-law?? events have taken place post-wedding series.

note: i have a different part already made for this and i made that shit first before the actual introduction to the characters/storyline 😭 my brain is in shambles rn sorry guys. cheers xx

masterlist

liked by landonorris, mateoales, loricciardo

landonorris put them damn dogs away dawg 😩🐶 liked by colabebe

colabebe ur the only one i can hear bitching about it 🤭

landonorris do you have one more room for a person to spoil loricciardo nora_alessandro jacquelinalessandro

mateoales no gtfo no british parasites allowed

danielricciardo have a brother-in-law who feeds off your chanel addiction ✅ liked by colabebe

colabebe have a sister-in-law who keeps an eye on your pregnant wife whenever you're away ✅

danielricciardo i agree ✅

hellonsite you should donate some for charity 🙌

colabebe didn't u call me poor back in elementary for my tattered shoes?

user1 girl bffr 💀

nora_alessandro and now you're few steps away from buying your own chanel bag tesoro 🥰 liked by colabebe

[translation: extremely grateful for the opportunity that was given to me by @wolffpublishing, and for that reason, i will continue to thrive in my journey as an editor and author. thank you so much! hello united kingdom!]

tagged wolffpublishing

liked by danielricciardo, landonorris, alex_albon

danielricciardo LETS GOOOOO !!!!! liked by colabebe

tillywolff welcome to the team nicola! ❤️ liked by colabebe

colabebe thank you so so so much tils!

landonorris i cant wait to play muse for you shawty 😭 liked by colabebe

colabebe bold of u to assume i'm not writing about alex_albon

alex_albon yeah i appreciate that and all but isn't that lando's youtube silver plaque on your shelf?

colabebe 👀

landonorris SO YOU WERE JUST SEDUCING ME SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT PLAQUE??? i was so convinced you didn't have ur eyes on it yet here i am 😐

mateoales disgusting comment by lando aside, i think you can sell that plaque at a pawn shop

landonorris STOP ENCOURAGING HER TEO

landonorris you can keep that plaque ig 🤠 liked and pinned by colabebe

colabebe hehehe <3

landonorris its like i never win against any of you alessandros

loricciardo don't lie- you always get your way with me

landonorris so does she???

loricciardo she's my sister mate 🧐

georgerussell63 ur sister sent some wine in ur new flat. congrats! liked by colabebe

colabebe do you think u and her can send another one bc me and lando emptied it already 🙂

georgerussell63 i'm just a boyfriend, not jesus.

colabebe posted a story !!!

liked by carlossainzjr, georgerussell63, loricciardo

user1 your plaque and YOUR WHAT? 😟😳

landonorris did i stutter?

user2 i didnt know u have rizz like that 😱 liked by landonorris

georgerussell63 baffled. did you seriously just bring her in your office instead of actually touring london??? smh norris

landonorris absolutely not 😠 she went paddington shopping and to the places that had the sorting hat and everything 😤 i dont like these accusations george william russell

user3 oh no, no-rizz used the full name RUN PRINCE GEORGE🏃‍♀️

carlossainzjr i hate that 👌 thing lando so much liked by landonorris

landonorris sorry babe

carlossainzjr its okay babe

user4 arent we all worried the drivers know who she is?

user5 we? whos we? i like the chaos in the comments idk why u crying about it 🥰

danielricciardo i hope you can still attend the family dinner after calling her a thief 😇

landonorris she likes me so much she wouldn't dare uninvite me

user6 what if lando's dating one of daniel's in-law? 🤔

user7 YES QUEEN BE DELULU I LIKE THAT 🤤

[stealeroflemons]

eah thingy but make it darker because I said so and I'm having twisted eah withdrawals #22

I won't lie some of this will be inspired by things I've heard and seen in my own high school or at other high schools near mine so if you think this is too dark then congrats, you go to a better high school than I do

(btw if you want to watch something incorporating childhood and gritty dark humor but still colorful and unhinged watch Sam and Mickey's Barbie stop motions they are hilarious and help me during depressive episodes)

TW: mentions of drugs, OD-ing, mentions of blood drinking, and other sensitive topics

Okay so prom? yeah, the worst time ever. Briar literally did coke lines in the bathroom with Holly and Poppy while avoiding Hopper on the dance floor

Half the school is medicated. not even joking. most of it is just royals who're under too much pressure from their parents

Sometimes when students are short on cash they sign up for those testing trial things as test subjects. It normally is people like Raven testing her powers on people and paying them for it after

Faerie blood can get drugs out of someone's system, so it's a really common thing for faeries to donate blood to hospitals dealing with overdose cases

Building off that, Briar knows what Faybelle's blood tastes like

Faeries also cannot hold their alcohol AT ALL, like one sip is enough to possibly incapacitate them

When going to parties Faybelle kind of just monitors Briar to keep her from drinking (my girl has a blackout reputation) and they're the best kind of judgy girlfriends in the corner

Apple has a strong ED from her mother criticizing her curvy figure and comparing it to her taller frame

Darling loves her girlfriend's curves and works out extra hard to be able to carry her around bridal style everywhere

Darling is also 100% a gym rat

Dexter has the trifecta of insomnia, anxiety, and OCD, which disappoints his parents to no end

One time he poured energy drinks and coffee all in one cup when he had to pull an all-nighter for an assignment before

The parents in EAH are the type to pull the "smoking helps you lose weight so you should smoke" kind of bullshit while also saying "how dare you smoke, we are classier than that and you are a disgrace to this family"

[devils-dares]

Hello, love! Congrats on 800 and happiest of birthdays!! Could I please request #6 - secretly enjoying their teasing comments from the rivals to lovers list with Matt? I think it'd be adorable!

#6 - secretly enjoying their teasing comments

wordcount: 712

-----

“...so why didn’t you just sleep with her?”

“With the juror? That’s literally illegal.”

“You don’t seem to have any issues with sleeping with other people.”

“What are you saying?”

“I’m calling you a whore, D.”

“I’d imagine you’re more of one, considering the scenarios I’ve found you in.”

“Hm, I think you’re just upset I’ll never be one for you.” He huffed out a laugh, his breath hot against your skin.

“Who says I’d want that?”

“Your thigh between my legs.”

His hand bound yours together by the wrists above your head, his leg pinning your waist against the wall. He’d caught you when you’d least expected it, caught in the middle of an electronic heist of sorts.

You didn’t know anything about the man, except for the fact that he was a lawyer. He didn’t willingly share it, but when he delved into the semantics of the laws you were breaking, you couldn’t have guessed anything else. All that added on with the blush that spread across his cheeks when you said it, you’d unlocked a bit of information on your mysterious devil man.

“What did you do with the computer?”

“Uh, unethical but moral.”

“That’s not how the law works. What did you do?”

“Oh loosen up devil, I didn’t take all of it for myself, just a teeny bit.”

“That doesn’t answer my question.” His grip on your hands tighten and he bares his teeth a little.

“Stole a few million- ah- donated it around,” you say, and he loosens the smallest bit, “he’s not gonna miss it, but he will notice it’s missing.”

He sighs and pulls off of you, and you rub your wrists at the relief of pressure.

“Where did the money go?” He asks, but the lilt of aggression tells you this is anything but a request.

“Can’t take my word for it? I’m not a liar.”

“Your reputation with me begs to differ.”

“Aw, are you relationship building here?” He tilts his head at your words.

“You know,” a hand drags down the material covering his chest, “that head tilt would be oh-so-menacing if it weren’t for the fact that you’re beautiful to look at, hornhead.”

“Seems like you’re the one relationship building here.”

“You can’t tell me you haven’t thought of us a few times. Maybe when you’re alone in bed? Or maybe when you’re in the shower, hand slips down, down, down until you’re-”

“That’s enough.” You don’t miss the red blush spreading across his face like wildfire. Your hand reaches up now, finger running along his jawline.

“So you have thought about it.” He grumbles unintelligible out.

“I’m taking you in now.”

“Oh come on, you say that every time and you never do. Just admit you actually like me and my Robin Hood self around and we can-” His lips press against yours as he takes a step forward, hips pushing yours against the wall and your hands scramble to find purchase on the sides of his suit. He kisses hard enough to show who’s in charge, but soft enough that you’re not fighting to breathe.

“Can you shut up now?” He grumbles as he steps away, but you’re quick to pull him back into you. A peck followed by another, until you’re back to moving your lips in sync with his.

One of his hands move up to tangle themselves in the tendrils of your sweat-soaked hair, while the other aids his hips in their quest to keep you pinned. His tongue swipes against your lower lip, and you let him take what he wants from you until he gets his fix.

He pulls away again, breathing hard. Your foreheads are pressed together, his hands falling down to your waist to hold you still.

“Still gonna turn me in?” You tease.

“Thinking about it.” He responds shortly. Your hands drop from his body and he reluctantly follows suit.

“Well it’s been nice, dearest devil, but I really must be on my way.” You push him out of the way and he resists for a few seconds before giving in. You peck him once more for good measure and make your grand escape, leaving him alone in the office with his lips tingling with the ghosting feeling of yours.

[roosterforme]

congrats on 3k em that's amazing!!!! so well deserved you're incredible!!

for your 3k event, how about bradley with a few teenage kids finding out they're having another?

AHH! This ended up being one of my favorites! Thanks for the ask!

This is for my Dagger DILFs 3k party!

Bradley eased himself back on the couch and kicked his feet up. He had just returned from the donation center, where he dropped off what seemed like a million bags of baby things you and he had cleaned out of the attic. It felt great to get rid of so much stuff that you didn't need any longer.

He cracked open the beer in his hand and took a long sip. The house was silent. His thirteen year old twins were at a friend's house for a sleepover, and all Bradley wanted to do was watch the Padres game and then fuck his wife.

"Bradley," you said softly from the doorway. Your voice was quavering, and your eyes were so wide, he was jumping up from the couch immediately.

"What happened, baby?"

You just looked up at him and shook your head slowly. "I don't know how this is possible. I'm forty-two. And you're forty-eight."

"What are you talking about?" he asked, thoroughly confused about what your ages had to do with anything.

"I'm pregnant."

He just stared at your anxious expression. "Pregnant?" he asked softly.

"Yes. Pregnant. How are we going to do this? This is so bad."

He shook his head and scooped you up. "This is amazing! I am so happy!"

You let out the nervous laugh you'd been holding in, and Bradley saw you start to smile too. "You're not upset? We just got rid of all the kids' stuff!"

"I am the opposite of upset. We'll go out and get more stuff. Oh my god, I can't wait to tell Nat. Shit, we should call your parents. Which room do you want to make the nursery? Let's call your doctor. Are you hungry?"

You just laughed and hugged him. "I love you."

[lowkeyrobin]

Hello! Could I please get a cricket crew (those who are okay with x reader Ofc) with a reader who tends to spoil them to the point it’s almost concerning? :)

yes. honestly didn't know what I was doing here so I apologize I got major writers block while doing this and idk why

HANDSOME BROS ; spoiling them

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo & badlinu

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

if he's sad, you're there with a blanket, a bowl of soup and his favorite movie

constantly tweeting "guys my bf is so cool he just bought me lunch" and "got a little present for mr tom simons..."

you completely spoil him and love and your money LMAO

he knows that gift giving is one of your love languages but JESUS CHRIST

like it's not even for a reason anymore, you just spoil him so much

like if he's eyeing something at the store, you might have to surprise him with it later

he feels so bad

"y/n/n, yknow I have my own money and you don't need to spoil me, right?"

you shrug and nod like yeah you know, but will you stop? nope

he appreciates it but like he's running out of space to put all the shit you get him

he genuinely has to sit you down to talk about it because he's worried it's just love bombing and you're slowly giving up on the love in the relationship and using things to replace your fallen love for him

you apologize a trillion times because that's definitely not what's happening, you just love spoiling him

but yeah new rules, you can only buy him 1 thing a week

because he's genuinely worried about your bank account

go pay your taxes

TUBBO

ever since day one he's been confused by the sheer amount of gift giving you do

like you'll cherish him with your words yeah, but the amount of things you get him is a little absurd

you constantly buy him new blankets and hoodies

even gift him most of your merch store 💀

you'll show up in the middle of stream w dinner for him

like a whole homemade dinner and he's very grateful dw

but he's kinda worried

maybe it's a trauma response or coping mechanism to make him stay in your life

but no amount of reassuring you that he's gonna leave you will stop it

he's very appreciative that you'll spend money and time on him but yeesh

it starts to make him feel really bad and it gets to the point where he lightly asks you to lighten up on it a bit

like don't you have groceries to pay for? buy some stuff for yourself if you need to burn some money man

plus he feels bad being so spoiled by you, he doesn't wanna accidentally somehow set this standard on you to always be there

plus he's not your boyfriend to financially drain you, he's your boyfriend cause he loves and cares about you

RANBOO

constantly shouting them out online like "congrats to ranboo cause u won boyfriend of the year, prize is bragging rights and me!!" and "ranboo solos"

gifting them any sort of plushie they ever show interest in

straight up doordashing them food mid stream and donating like "ran go check the door"

they love being spoiled but when it gets bad, they sit down and talk to you about it

"is it a trauma response? do you think im gonna leave if you don't spoil me enough?"

you talk about it for a while and how it's just how you show love and how people only seem to listen to you when you got them things instead of told them that you loved and cared about them

another long talk ensues

don't worry, he's never leaving

and you feel bad after so you get him a glow squid plushie!

you mightve missed the point but it's alright

FREDDIE BADLINU

at first he's like "awe, thank you darling" but it's gotten so bad that he's actually worried for the stability of your bank account

you constantly shower him in love online and stuff

always gifting him clothes he'd like, blankets, candles, etc

always tweeting shit like "Freddie badlinu pls be my husband now :D" and "@/badlinu I have kisses awaiting come recieve your gift"

he greatly appreciates that you spend money on him and think about him so often but please calm down bae

yall talk about it and you promise to ease up some

he just feels really bad that you spend so much money on him

he appreciates all the words of affirmation and stuff and how you hype him up I swear LMAO

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

X and Z for Bakugo maybe? You’re such a talented writer- congrats on 200 followers you deserve it!!

Hi Kae! Thank you for your request! I hope you like the headcanons!

Letters B, F, I, Q, and W for Bakugo can be found here and letter T can be found here!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Want to join in the 200 followers celebration? Find out more by checking out my Directory or just head straight to the Event Rules.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

X-Ray - How easily can they read your emotions?

Bakugo has his moments when he’s really good at knowing what you’re feeling and moments when he’s completely oblivious. Most of the time, it’s better to tell him how you feel instead of hoping he guesses right.

Zen - How easily do they relax around you?

Finds your presence very relaxing. Bakugo’s not someone who relaxes easily but around you, it’s suddenly so much easier.  He’ll never really relax fully but he certainly takes everything down a notch when you’re around.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey, did you enjoy this? If you like my writing, please consider donating to my Ko-Fi page! This will allow me to make some money off my writing, something I enjoy doing.

ko-fi.com/justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms

Important Note: Please only donate if you are financially able to. If you are currently in a position where you can't donate, a like, comment or reblog will mean just as much.

[minnieves]

bj steve part two and three

new to the bj series? see here for the guide.

warnings: mutual masturbation

summary: they say to keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. where do you fall in each other's definition of such?

"can't you stay the night?" he asked. watching as you unbutton your shirt. his gazing down as he watch you fix yourself in front of his mirror. "it's not like i have the plague."

"you are, the plague," you told him. fixing your silver watch as you turn towards him. eyes no longer bearing the same look that soobin wants to get lost in. you walk towards him. pulling his duvet up as if to tuck him in. "did you forget? we're not exactly friends. you don't have to pretend like you care."

"i'm not a bad person y/n," he called you out. his lips forming a soft pout as he defend himself. far from the soobin who debates with you in class. "i'll walk you home."

"choi soobin, you're the one who drew the line," you remind him. placing your things inside your bag. refusing to look at him to appear like you have your shit together. "worry about beating me in class."

"objection, leading," you intervene. soobin was in the middle of interrogating your 'client'. he turned to you in disbelief. his lips parted before looking back to the judge, your professor.

"this is relevant to the case," he justified. looking down his notes to check his argument. hand flipping the pages as he try to keep himself from blowing up. "it's connected to my next questions."

"sustained," the 'judge' told him. using his glasses to point to wards your 'client'. looking down at the case that you're representing. you smirk at his remark. knowing that you're about to win this. "get to the point mr. choi."

soobin walked towards his desk. grabbing a different stack of notes. eyes glaring at you while you pretend to 'read' your notes. turning back around to rephrase his question.

"what the hell is wrong with you?" soobin called you. following you up the stairs as you walk towards your next class. you slowed yourself, turning around as you look down at him. "you couldn't let go my small slip up?"

you slowly walked down. heels clicking on the stairs as you do. making the already tense air even more suffocating. you lean towards him, but not bending downwards. eyes still looking down at him.

"slip ups can't happen in court, choi," you remind him. you grabbed his necktie upwards. bringing his face closer to yours. your nose touching his. your lips barely an inch apart. you looked into his eyes. "i guess, you're really not my caliber."

bj steve is live...

you climb the stairs to your apartment as you click on the notification. you've always resonated to how steve has always made his lives like it was a video call to his viewers. you clicked the comments off as you watch him pace around his room.

"i got this cake on my way home," he said. placing the cake down as he fixed his mask. the wings on the corner of it making him look less intimidating. without a doubt this man looks big, in both aspects. "thank you for 100,000 friends (subscribers)!"

beeniebunny: congrats! (+€100,00)

you smiled at steve as you sent him a donation. punching your code in. your dropped your bag inside your room before heading to the bathroom.

"must be nice to have this much attention," you whispered. placing your phone down your tub table. pulling your legs towards your chest as you listen to steve more. "i'm really stressed right now."

beeniebunny: comfort please (+€100,00)

beeniebunny: comfort sex please (+€300,00)

"what's wrong?" he asked. his deep voice soothing your aches. you connected your phone to a bluetooth device. his voice easily echoing the bathroom. "are you in pain?"

"no, i'm not," you said sadly. recalling how upset soobin is with your interjection during the mocks. sure it was graded, but were you supposed to do that? was that fair. "i'm drifting away from someone."

"am i easily fulfilling his role?" he asked. hands fidgeting with each other. his head leaning to one side. it was as if he was a child looking for some praises. "i'll gladly fill their place."

you sank deeper into the water. head leaning back on the cold tub. eyes closing ever so gently. your hand drifting down. caressing whatever flesh is under it. his voice was soothing your ache like he was physically there.

"glad to see you this relaxed," he said. your eyes opening to see him pull the sleeves of his turtle neck up to his elbows. he was removing his silver watch. making you even more aware of how slender his arms are. "like what you see? that's just my arm though."

"well, your cock is not out yet," you said. hands gripping the flesh on the underside of your thighs. painfully waiting as you watch him. "hurry up. god, steve, can you go any slower?"

"patience," he said. eyes looking up to the camera while his head is lowered a little. he looks maniacally like this. sinister like those from suspense movies. "you'll get what you want."

you gasp as you slowly rub your clit. head resting back on the tub. lifting one foot on the edge of the tub to allow you more access to your cunt.

"like what you see?" he asked. his voice finding your ears. making you look at him. seeing how he's leaning forward in his seat. his cock half hard in front of him. he made it twitch while he reads the comments. "i'm stressed, so let's destress together."

"we should," you said. watching him squirt some lube on his cock. eyes trained at how he spread it on it. how he seemed to be rougher on some areas, but feather like on some. "what scent is that?"

"vanilla," he said. bringing the open lube to his nose to smell it. his nose scrunching under his mask as he does. his dimples showing themselves lightly on the camera. "do you like vanilla?"

"it's okay, taste-wise," you whispered. thinking about the non-vanilla sex you have with soobin during pre-law days. scoffing at the thought of it. we're nothing but fools meant to hurt each other, you thought. "feels good."

you looked at steve who's cock is fully erect. knowing this since you've been watching him for a few months. knowing how he sounds like and what he likes most. eyes trained to how fast he's moving his fist on it.

you inserted two fingers in. mimicking his speed. causing the water around you to splash off the tub. making you slow yourself down. opting to move in wave-like motions. using your other hand to rub your clit.

"oh, steve," you moaned. hips rolling against your fingers. thinking about how soobin introduced you to this type of fingering. you open your eyes as you watch steve. not wanting to think of soobin any further. "i hate it."

"do you?" he asked. eyes scanning the donations that he was getting. making him feel much better when he moves against his hand. rolling his hips as he fucks his hand faster. "don't lie to me."

"it feels good!" you moaned, hips slowing down. turning your movements more consistent. not wanting to cum faster that he does. you know that you can't cum in succession as much. specially, alone. "i'm... oh, steve."

"my name sounds good on your lips," he said. hips moving in a slow pace. torturous for him as he incline his orgasm sooner. wanting to last long enough but not too long. hips bucking unexpectedly as he looks though his comments. "yeah? must've made you feel entitled to my pleasure then."

"i want to hear my name on your lips, just once," you said. looking to how his precum is now smeared down his length. him effectively using a white lube. making it mix with his colors effectively. "such a pretty cock."

"isn't it?" he scoffed. pulling his hand off his cock as he shows his hand on the camera. pulling his fingers apart. the white lube looking like cum between his fingers. "imagine that this is you."

"hmm, not... that... wet," you said in between moans. clenching around your fingers as you try to hold it in. not wanting to cum faster than him. his lube making it hard to differentiate how close he is to achieving so. "hurry!"

"so impatient!" he laughed. followed by a groan. his thrusts much quicker and shallow than earlier. allowing you to think that he's close. "i am too."

"need to see you cum," you said. slowing your movements to prevent yourself from cuming faster than him. you bit your lip as you watch how red his tip is being. always loving how contrasting they are to his skin. "please, steve, just, cum."

"i'm cuming," he said gasping. ropes of cum spurting outwards. allowing you to let go of the feeling. cuming around your fingers as you try not to shut your eyes to watch him.

his lips lips slightly parted. his tongue resting on his upper teeth. eyes closed while he slowly pump himself. he looks euphoric like this. shallow thrusts moving against his hand to make himself ride it out.

you leaned your head towards your table tub. closing the application before sinking further into your bath before rinsing it all off.

y/n: prepare for the mock tomorrow

(law) choi soobin: prepare for my cock tomorrow

[999-ang3l]

HII CG ON 50 WOWOWOWO

i saw on your profile that you liked sonny angels and i do too !! ^_^ i just got my first hipper

but back to the request, reader being the sonny angel gf and schlatt being the smiski bf 🫶

btw can i be 🍓 anon??

THANK YOU ML!!! ♡ congrats on your first hipper, hope you got a good one :) i love this idea i see it all around tiktok but like 😭 where 😭 is 😭 my 😭 smiski 😭 bf😭

he's on live, when a donation comes in "any collections that we dont know about, schlut?" the text to speech obama voice reads out "first off dont fucking call me that. second off, i think i have any that i havent shown..." hes looking around "oh! heres my smiski collection" he shows the chat every single one he has (which is alot). hes laughing at the dressing series when something in chat catches his eye "you gotta sonny angel gf to go with that?" he reads it aloud and hes like "onee second." he turns to leave the room and comes back 5 minutes later with a woman and its obvious shes nervous yet excited. "this is my sonny angel girlfriend, y/n." her are hands behind her back, hiding something.

he whispers "show 'em" in her ear and she swats him away, finally revealing what she had behind her back. sonny angels!

long story short it took an hour to go through half of your collection..

this feels like a self insert help..

[ador3him]

congrats on 150!! thats so sick. would you be able to do “no, don’t stop. i like the sound of your voice.” with tommy?

pairing: TommyInnit x gn!reader

warnings: friendly bullying (basically banter) swear words maybe? not proofread

requested? yes by @louscartridge

word count: 606

a/n: I LOVE TOMMY EEEE, no one has ever requested for him so i have never written for him ahhh. THIS PROMOT IS SO FREAKING CUTETEUGYEGFYUWEGFIW anyways request at 11:30 AEST (10 hrs ago) SECOND FICCCCCC

“Chat! Chat! Listen to me chat, I have news!” Tommy’s boisterous laugh booms through the microphone- surely defeating multiple chat members. “I have a special someone here today,” his eyes widen as he looks around the room, briefly making eye contact with y/n the special someone. He laughs some more as y/n tries to stifle theirs with their hand. Chat goes crazy because Tommy is clearly eye-talking to someone off camera. “Okay Chat are you ready to see who it is? But first! Subscribe, give me subs, donate! Most people find me annoying at first, but you might not later so please consider subscribing because it helps me out a bunch!” he cringes at the mess of his ever so iconic intro. “Come in, say hi,” he beams at y/n who runs into frame tackling Tommy off his gaming chair.

“I am here! In England! Brighton! London! Essex! Your backyard if you live in England!” y/n laughs at their little bit and helps Tommy off his carpet. But y/n steals his chair before Tommy had the chance to sit in it. “Hey, you idiot get up, this is my home, and this is a chair only for the big man. Me!” Tommy struggles to pull y/n off his chair, they just laugh at his efforts. “Fine I will sit beside you,” Tommy shoves y/n over a bit making room for the both of them on the chair, Tommy is kind of sitting on top of y/n with his leg laying over theirs to make it comfier.

“Should I introduce myself? Some people may not know me,” y/n asks Tommy whispering slightly, he just nods and smiles into the camera. “Hey Chat! I am y/n or better known as y/s/n, and this is the official Tommy and y/n meetup! I am so excited to be here,” y/n beams a smile spreading widely across their face. There are some messages in chat to talk about how Tommy and y/n met and how they got close so they both took the opportunity to talk about it.

“Well, y/n just couldn’t resist me and my sexiness and my big man-ness, I am irresistible toward the people,” Tommy jokily smirks wrapping an arm around y/ns shoulders pulling them slightly closer. “That is not at all what happened, okay so Dream messaged me and asked me to join the DreamSMP at the start of 2022 and I basically met Tommy and we hit it off.” y/n summarizes. “More than that happened come on tell the details, our first conversation, our first call, or do you just not remember because you hate me!” Tommy gasps fakely.

“Shut up you gronk. We first talked because Tommy needed to borrow something out of Punz’s house, and it happened that Punz was showing me around that area of the SMP and he introduced us. We first called when you asked me to join an Among Us stream and it was horrible y-“ y/n’s smile drops as they read ‘Shut up’ ‘God could they be more annoying’ ‘This is Tommy’s stream not theirs geez’. Tommy presses mute and turns the camera off.

” No, don’t stop. I like the sound of your voice. Don’t listen to them, we can turn off the stream and just hang out!” He moves a fallen piece of hair out of y/ns face and tucks it behind their ear. They just nod resting their head on his shoulder, and he places a kiss on their forehead to comfort them.

The next week was going to nice because y/n loves talking and Tommy loves hearing y/n talk. The perfect duo, the speech duo.

[bexofalltrades]

This is my all in one master post of everything you could possibly need to know about me!

My name is Blake, I’m transmasc, pansexual, and currently in my mid 20’s. He/They pronouns are just fine, and no I do not have a preference. I mostly enjoy art and gaming, but dabble in other various hobbies as well (mostly art related). I hope to achieve my dream of getting to share my stories and characters with any who care to listen, or just to get them out of my head at the very least.

Commission Info!

Long story short I am willing to draw just about anything within reason if you’ve got the dough.

Base price for any and all rendered pieces is $60, that includes full body colored sketches. As of right now I only do digital artworks exported in the format of your choice.

If you just want a simple sketch of your blorbo that’ll most likely be $25-$50 depending on my assessment of workload required to get it done.

Anything and everything may make your request worth more because my time is limited. If I can get this to work for me, then I’ll put more effort into having more accurate assessments, commission categories, etc. But for now your best bet to get the quickest and most accurate price is just to start messaging me directly here through tumblr. Once the details have been finalized, I will have your commission done within a month’s time at the latest, but most likely within a week or two depending on complexity.

I only take payments through venmo and cashapp. My handle for both is the same here, bexofalltrades. Donations are appreciated and may result in a fun little surprise if you leave me your public socials in the message.

Congrats! You’ve read my ToS, you can now contact me for a commission :3

[lovelynim]

NIM CONGRATS ON THE 400 MILESTONE!!

As for the event: can I request ren zotto and kyo kaneko? with cheer up tickles heheh

Love your work <3

Hi Anons!

Hope you guys don't mind (specicially the 2nd one), but I decided to combine the three requests into one since they were pretty similar in some ways.

I also hope you all enjoy this, heh ~

GAME!

Kyo watched the screen in disbelief as his character was thrown off a cliff and fell to its demise. Next to him, Ren cheered, raising his hands as he celebrated his victory. Just a few more seconds and he was sure things would be different…

“Hahah, did you see that, chat? ~”

Kyo clicked his lips, looking away with a pout. it wasn’t usual for him to act like a sore loser, but it was Ren he was playing against. He wanted to win that. He needed to win that. And, to make things worse, it was the second game he won in a row!

“Yeah, whatever, bro,” Kyo hissed, not wanting to look at the alien next to him. He could feel Ren smirking even if he was not looking at him. “Can we start the next game?”

“Aw, come on, Kyo ~” he playfully punched the other’s shoulder, but there was still a hint of a teasy tone in his voice, “we are supposed to be having fun, no?” He couldn’t help but giggle when he spotted the pout in his junior’s face, his grin growing even wider.

“Shut up, would ya?” Kyo snapped back, turning and giving Ren a death glare.

“Why don’t we take a little break? I’ll drink some water, wait here. Can you watch Kyo for me, chat?”

“Just go grab your water already, Ren,” Kyo said, making the alien prince chuckle again before finally leaving.

Watching as his friend walked away, the 1st year waited until he was sure Ren wouldn’t be able to hear him and turned his attention back to his chat. “Hey, chat,” he whispered, double checking to see if Ren was really out of the room, “I want to get revenge for past games.”

The next messages came with a mix of surprise and excitement, some of them motivating Kyo while others curious to see what he was thinking about. 

“I dunno, man, but I wanna beat him, get it?” He continued, thinking for a few seconds before resuming speaking. “Do you guys have any ideas?”

The flow of messages seemed to grow even more. It was almost hard for Kyo’s eyes to follow, just managing to catch glimpses of one or two suggestions, reading out random words until one specifically earned his interest.

“Tickle him? Is Ren ticklish?” He muttered, confused, but as more messages started to come up, he assumed it was true. He never brought that topic up while talking with Ren, but would work. He would have the upper hand against the alien prince and could take his inner anger on him without actually harming him, not to mention how he could use it to ease the soreness in his ego after losing two games.

“But Ren is quite strong, ya know? It would be hard to take him down,” Kyo frowned, he needed to think of an excuse. “Unless… you guys ask him to!” 

“Ask me what?” Ren said, a few steps behind, slowly coming back. Kyo jumped in his place, leaning back into his chair as he tried to pretend he wasn’t just caught red handed.

“What were you talking about with chat?”

“M-me? Talking? Nah, man, you hearin’ things,” Kyo chuckled nervously, trying to change the topic as soon as possible. But before he could say anything, a sound from the chat caught both guys' attention.

[ts4eve]

You don't have to sue me to get my pants off, EA.

Hi lovelies. Well, EA have gone and done it. They’ve somehow made their TOU even more vague when it comes to Patreon, early access, and adult content, so congrats to them.

In case you’ve been left out of the loop, here’s Missme’s post about the change.

Now, EA have stated that all CC must be free in full and that mod developers can only recoup costs of time and effort via passive advertisements and donations.

No early access paywalls and especially no perma paywalls.

So, what does that mean? Well unless EA clarifies further regarding early access in the next couple of weeks (which they might do if they are bombarded with TOU breaking reports), it means that anything anyone makes for TS4 is free. Immediately. Forever. No paywalls, no early access. Creators can only monetarily gain via passive advertisements (which, let’s face it, are only a thing on TSR) and donations.

SOOOOO, where does that leave me? Well, I sure as hell don’t wanna be sued. The fact that EA have suddenly sprung this on us all makes me wonder if they are preparing to start a community-wide take down of anyone violating their TOU. For the perma-paywallers, this is well deserved. But for the early access peeps, this kinda sucks.

So, guys, that means that I’m going to have to shake things up over on Patreon. I hope EA will be nice enough to give everyone a month or so leeway so we can unlock and prep files for release without getting into hot water.

Here are the changes:

No early access. Everything I upload to Patreon will be available to download as soon as it’s uploaded.

All NSFW items still need to be locked on Patreon to abide by their TOU, but they will also be uploaded to LL immediately where they can be downloaded for free.

The first 1-3 Patreon tiers will remain, but they will be donation options spliced with extras (more consistent WIPS, etc)

The monthly Patreon theme will go, but I will be adding additional commission tier spots. More info on that to come.

We will see how this goes. For all I know, EA might come out next week saying early access is allowed again. Who knows? But for now, this is how it will be.

I want to thank you all for supporting me and my work. I like to think that a lot of you support me because you think I'm worthy of the support, not just because you can't be bothered to wait for my slow-ass to release content freely. Anyway, I love you all. ❤❤