#congrats on the book tho fr

[aithusiel]

Tuesday

If you or a loved one are unsure of what you can rely on in this silly little world, be rest assured. You can always rely on icaruspendragon hitting you with that Heat of the Moment every single Tuesday for the rest of your existence when you happen to go on TikTok craving what meager drops of serotonin you can squeeze from the algorithm. What is this constant? That I shall never be free? I daresay I shall never wish for naught!

[parcai]

have you/are you going to read chain of thorns?

i have not. frankly idk if i will!! i have not read any of tlh in its entirety somehow the cast never quite resonated w me, + it was strange to go from tmi or tid--both of which i love dearly--to something seemingly lesser than (a personal preference)

there's a good chance i'll be waiting till the wicked powers, but should i get antsy enough, maybe i'll explore it over summer break or smth 🫡

[peranna]

what do you mean i can't fall asleep for my 30 minutes nap within 20 minutes because my thoughts are full with my assignment elements and a very cool idea for a book...?

[olderthannetfic]

https://olderthannetfic.tumblr.com/post/743753323453300736/sense-of-place-i-can-get-with-hp-but-no-ive#notes

Ok listen to anyone reading tho, Voldermort? What the fuck even was that? Rant incoming, keep in mind this is over the top because of how tired I got after 10+ years of people constantly claiming what a fucking good villain Voldermort is just for being from HP. And also the absolutely obnoxious amount of people who used constantly compare literally any "ebil politician from eeby deeby" to Voldermort, before JRK went full mask off terf and misandrist weirdo.

What a shitty ass villain is Voldemort fr fr? Dude gets hyped since book 1 to be some kinda super charisma mastermind, then you meet his edgy emo teen version, people fucking raving. Then? Then book 4-5? One of those, drops one of the most boring ass bitch villains with a shitass excuse. What the fuck was that geriatric snake tiddy sucking fella? Where's the charisma everyone claimed was built up in the previous books? That dude had the charisma of a wrecking ball hitting the local orphanage puppy bakery for nice lil grandmas. If there is something lower than underwhelmed, that's me when I heard about that insult to our beloved snek kind. Leave me alone, snakes are fucking baller. 🐍

No charisma, and his world domination plan was fucking stupid. What the fuck? What a underwhelming villain. The logic for his weird magical racial purity shit was not consistent. Like you'd think a genocidal ethnonationalist maniac would make for an intimidating villain, but that dude couldn't walk up a set of stairs without falling flat on his ass from incompetence.

I'm not surprised that pink cat lady Umbridge is seen as a worse person, yeah yeah you could have a teacher who's a bitch like her, but you'll probably never meet a genocidal dumbass like Voldemort. But fr, Voldermort is just not fucking intimidating and so much of the things that JKR wrote him doing and planning are just fucking stupid. Like, all his lil edgy masked sidekicks have more evil energy, while he's just kinda there, failing. And then they ain't even loyal, because they were fucking kids when they joined him, congrats your army of edgy mask wearers can't even deal with a school of teens.

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[silverbladexyz]

Hiiii congrats on 100 followers!! I was wondering if I could get a match up? Maybe mentor or sibling figure? Happy either way tho. I know I sent this in a little late so please ignore this if you've got too many requests :)

I use any pronouns, mbti is infp-a, I'm caught up with the manga but I haven't yet read the light novels!

It might take a bit of time but I get along with most people, I really try not to at times but as soon as they tell me even something remotely personal to them I tend to get soft ;; though id say, it's very difficult for me to get along with people who blame other people for their own mistakes and then just sit there crying about it when it's completely on them. If something is your fault and you start to get overwhelmed because of it that's totally okay and I understand, it's just when they blame other people that pisses me off. Those are the kind of people I really dislike but if u give me enough time with them I'm sure I'll warm up eventually. ANYWAY

im very into reading, art and animation, I like to make jewelry and do embroidery, baking and dance, and I play bass. That's all that comes to mind for hobbies I don't really do many extracurriculars in my free time either I use to do a few martial arts but that was a few years ago now :p

Anyway thank you very much ♥️ hope ur having a good week and I hope ur blog continues to grow and thrive :DD

Also fr just ignore this if its too late

Hi anon!!! Thank you for the kind words >.< and it was quite nice writing your matchups, so enjoy :)

The images used are not mine. They belong to their original owners.

Calculating...

Your mentor is... FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY!!!

-Fyodor is an intense mentor; he would be training you nonstop for your missions. He will give you breaks, however these breaks are short-lived. Literally when you've sat down and had a breather, he would start to teach you again

-He likes how you're quiet and observant. Fyodor doesn't really see anything wrong in observing other people before interacting with them; in fact, he encourages it even. He does give you some tips if you're suddenly forced into conversation with someone, because sometimes it happens on missions and he would hate it if you couldn't handle it well

-Fyodor was not expecting your talkative side anytime soon. On one hand he's glad how you don't trust people easily, but on the other hand he's slightly confused on why you kept it hidden for so long. He thinks that with the right training, your energetic side would be quite beneficial in missions

-He also appreciates how you communicate. Fyodor isn't someone who is really in touch with emotions, and he prefers keeping conversations straightforward and logical. Communicating through writing is probably more efficient because Fyodor is a very busy man, so he wouldn't have a lot of time to have a full-on face to face conversation

-Learning new things? Ask and you shall receive. Fyodor has a lot of knowledge hidden in that anaemic self of his, and he will gladly teach his dear student anything that you asked him to. When he's teaching you, he has this way of keeping lessons informative and interesting, so interesting that you never want him to stop teaching. He secretly likes your willingness to learn

-Affection? There is nothing more foreign in Fyodor's vocabulary book. I wouldn't recommend touching him though, because not only would it be awkward, his skin is also cold as ice and not to mention there's the danger of his ability accidentally activating. But compliment him, give him some hand-made gifts, and he will slowly get used to it. It still is kind of awkward for him, but I'm sure he can manage it

-Fyodor also likes your artistic hobbies. I'm pretty sure he would drop you some book recommendations to read in your spare time, and he has really good taste in books. He will look at and compliment your artworks and embroidery, and even listen to you play bass! Needless to say, he is a lover of art and he is secretly happy that his student shares the same love

-Nowww Fyodor will most likely teach you the skills of conversation. Such as how to gather information, how to gain someone's trust quickly, how to manipulate someone even; needless to say, you wouldn't have social anxiety anymore 👍

-He would make one of his subordinates teach you self-defence. Your martial arts experience comes in handy, because being part of Fyodor's organisation is quite dangerous. Even when Fyodor makes sure you don't run into too dangerous situations, it's still better to be safe than sorry

-Apart from your lessons, Fyodor wouldn't really have a lot of spare time to spend with you. So he might ask Ivan or Nikolai to keep you company, but in his (rare) breaks he would be perfectly happy to spend time with you, perhaps even engaging in conversation with you every now and then

-He cares for you in his own way. Your missions have lower risks than the other subordinates, because Fyodor plans it all out and makes sure that there's nothing you can't handle. Even when he's still his own nonchalant self around you, he is secretly more relaxed when he's around you

-Nobody dares to mess with you, because who would want to mess with the devil's student? You definitely get some privileges, because Fyodor’s subordinates all respect you and listen to you. If someone still dares to pick a fight with you then say goodbye to them because they won’t wake up the next morning

-Chess games! You always lose but it’s fun playing against Fyodor. He teaches you a few tips and tricks, and even if you know nothing about chess he still makes it a fun experience. I’m pretty sure that under his guidance, you could become a state chess player

-Fyodor is a very interesting mentor... and he teaches you what he knows so that one day, you will succeed him

And last but not least, your sibling figure is... NIKOLAI GOGOL!!!

-He’s quite a chaotic and interesting brother figure

-Nikolai didn’t really mind your quiet personality at first; he’s already used to Fyodor. He would continue to talk with you energetically, and I feel like he would be the type of person you would click with

-He was pleasantly surprised at your talkative and affectionate side. Nikolai feels honoured that you trust him enough, and he is so going to reciprocate the platonic affection x10. Basically complimenting you everyday, hugs, headpats, even piggyback rides if you asked for it

-He lovessss receiving your handmade gifts. Nikolai basically goes ‘did you make this for me?’ before showing it to everyone and saying how awesome his little sibling was. He also tries giving you his own hand-made gifts, and even when some of them may be weird, the thought’s still there

-I feel like he might like art too. Drawing and painting? You could draw anything and Nikolai would hang it on his bedroom wall. Making jewellery and embroidery? Just tell Nikolai and he would immediately be aweing at your handiwork. He finds dancing very cool and would be down to learning it from you. And baking? Just say the word and Nikolai is immediately getting all the ingredients and equipment for you

-Would totally want you to teach him bass. Mostly so that he could mess around with Fyodor, but he will sometimes be serious and play a piece on the bass. You should advise him to watch Davie504 (he’s an awesome bassist and youtuber)

-Nikolai would also love to teach you anything that you asked for. Such as how to fight an opponent, how to keep a conversation interesting, and even some magic tricks! He loves doing small magic shows for you, especially when you’re upset. He likes it when you laugh, because your laughter is so precious to him

-Please but if you’re upset, he would listen to you rant or cry and afterwards would say a few words of encouragement. Would also give you hugs, but these hugs last longer and have far more deeper meaning. Nikolai cares about you a lot and just wants to see you happy and free

-That one time somebody hurt you, he immediately took care of them. No questions asked. And let’s say that the way that he took care of them was not the prettiest to say the least...

-Anyways, he loves taking you out to places to hang out! Such as amusement parks, circuses, fun fairs, you name it! Nikolai loves spending time with you, and why not spend some time together doing fun stuff? Of course, he also is perfectly happy staying in comfortable silence with you too

-An eccentric but caring older brother otherwise. Nikolai seeks the ultimate freedom for both of you

Sorry that this was kinda late!

[kaedescara]

@dearbraus ; “hihi seb!! congrats on hitting 1k!!! you really deserve it !! am sending a lil ask in for your matchup event which btw is so cute the banner for it is stunning !!”

— FAWNN hi sweetie thank u sm (‘: shoutout to my free week canva pro trial!!! ehe i appreciate it and u lots. hope u enjoy darlin

the stars have fated you with… albedo!

taurus + virgo.. “a union of innate practicality. have much in common, sincere and devoted to each other.” *

i think i’ve told u this before but i truly think of u as such royalty. u scream historical romance to me and it is so poetic and beautiful. i think albedo would court u so sweetly. he’s such a darling n he’s got rizz fr. do i even need to mention the classic.. he’s come to do royal portraits n now u two have to spend hours together while he paints you. he’d admire how soft ur features are n how warm ur presence is. idk!! ur both just very . soft to me. kind hearted n destined to live in a castle. i don’t think he’d ever stop painting u honestly, his favorites are when ur reading a book in a place the sun can shine on u, he loves making sure he gets all the colors right. wants to make sure he gets the right shade to match ur eyes n all that (‘: he’s such a romantic but also like.. acts like none of it is a big deal. you two would write letters back n forth. sniffle. how fucking precious. also i think he’d def try to make you appreciate snow more, he paints these pretty pictures of the mountains and tries to make it seem like you won’t freeze ur cherries off. liar. he always has extra blankets n wood for a fire in case you do ever want to join him on his journeys tho <3

other matchups below cut!

hold on… you’re fated with ochaco urakaka too?

taurus + capricorn… “a sensible partnership, admire one another’s dedication and strength.” *

earth signs rise. i’ll be honest! i don’t have a whole lot here!!! you two are just so darling and sweet and would make the cutest lil lesbian couple? like urakaka definitely loves all the springy colors you do and loves helping you with the ribbons in your hair- as long as you’ll help put a matching one in hers!! she has so much love to give and you would be the perfect recipient. her smile is so bright, wanna cry imagining a lil picnic date n you two in cute summery clothes n have strawberries n she’d probably ask you to read to her. stories sound much nicer in your voice and she can lay her head in your lap n feed you a strawberry between paragraphs (‘: ochaco is def the resident creepy crawly remover, she’d love being your hero in even the smallest of ways. i also think she would love pokemon!!!!!! whether she’s an expert already or just starts learning because you like it, she’s adventurous and loves lil cute things that pack a punch ehe. you two would just be adorable!!!!

woah! wait, there’s a third! is that.. lisa minci?

taurus + gemini… “have much to offer one another, steady and dependable, keep patient.” *

… literally could not pick someone else for the third. no chance. you two created romance. falling in love in a library. stealing glances at each other over the pages turns into giving book recommendations which turns into lisa telling you to read romance novels that she thinks fits the dynamic you two have (and then eventually she just recommends heavy erotica just to see how you’ll react). she’d love taking strolls around mondstadt with you, your soft hand held in her own. she does that thumb rubby thing when you hold hands!! she’s very affectionate and probably loves giving temple n forehead kisses, makes her smile if you pout wanting a kiss somewhere else. i’ve probably said precious too many times already but. she’d think u are so precious. a darling. absolute cutie. how could she resist a sweet lil thing like you!! idk. i just know u two belong together.

the stars thank you for your submission!

[atlasnessie]

hellloo :D i’m itzy, and i’d like to request a matchup with the bsd fandom please! my pronouns are she/they, and five things i’d say describe me would be that i literally burst into tears if i’m being ignored, i’ve had the same short hair with bangs haircut since my mom first cut it when i was a baby, i hate sleeping it’s honestly so stressful for me but ironically i’d probably be less stressed and anxious if i slept more, i love cheesy 80s action movies, and i’m an anthropology major <3 i guess for hobbies it’d be reading and annotating books like it’s my diary, and also cooking even tho i almost always manage to set off my smoke alarm! ooo and i dunno if this counts as a hobby but on cooler months i literally just wander off walking all over my city for hours lol

congrats on 100 btw!!! i’m a huge fan of your blog 🤍🤍🤍

omgomg tysm for the nice comment anon ☹️💖💖

i personally match you up with dazai !

( I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO MAYCH ANYONE UP SITB DAZAI BC HES SO DILLY AND POPULAR BUT OMG !??!?! )

don’t feel like your gonna be ignores when you’re with dazai ! he’s gonna be attached to you by the hip everyday 25/7, 365 😼😼

finds your bangs so fun. asked if you ever plan on changing the style, in which thats you to decide 😼😼

dazai would try to take naps with you. i feel like he would also have trouble sleeping or just sleep really well

WOULD WATCH ALL THE MOVIES YOU EANT

snarky comments on the side abt the story plot and the characters + he’s already knows what’s gonna happen 😡

whispers if you want spoilers and ask if you wanna know what happens in the end + to your fav characters

FIND UR MAJOR SOSO COOL OMG ?!!??!

i feel like dazai would steal your notes or textbooks and skim read them just for fun but ends up really enjoying it 🙀

would 100 % help you work / study. whatever you need, pro detective dazai is here to help !

steals the books you annotated and reads the comments you’ve left, lying on his bed kicking his legs and giggling like a school girl like he just wrote abt the many ways he could drown chuuya 🥰

steps when cooking with dazai ! :

call kunikida.

either get takeout or follow a youtube recipe ☹️☹️ i believe in you guys

LOVES TO TAKE WALKS WITH YOU ON THE COOLER MONTHS

holds ur hand and swings them with you hes so happy

( abt the other women and stuff omg he is so madly in love with you he giggles everyday eith the thought of you atsushi fr goes ‘what happened to the other women’ and dazai goes ‘who?’ )

[skittidyne]

me going to barnes and noble on august 19 to purchase your book and devour it in one manic sitting 💃💃💃💃💃 fr tho congrats skitty im so excited to read!!

good luck it’ll be a brick!

[imagines-mha]

class 1-B and night routines

Monoma: if monoma doesn’t annoy at least 2 people per night he simply will not sleep. Wears the comfiest pyjamas- like a 100% cotton top and plaid pj bottoms and everyones so fuckin jealous. He tells everyone he has a 16 step self-care routine he does every night but he really just brushes his teeth and then sits on his phone for like 2 hours? Ike what do you GET out of lying??? 

Tetsutetsu: he thinks going to bed after 11pm is criminal. Literally doesn’t understand the cryptidcrew™️ who DONT MF SLEEP. Works out before bed which is 👌🏻👌🏻 OOF. Aw hes the type of friend to make everyone tea and toast and send them asmr videos if they cant sleep i love him. He usually spends his night dancing around with pony and working off all his ENERGY

Kendo: “yall im turning into bed i’m too tired for this shit” “kendo it’s 7pm”

My girl will retire to her room as early as she can (usually with the rest of the girls) and she just RELAXES. Like self-care to the max: paints her nails, watches tv, plans her tomorrow, showers. She’s usually asleep at 10pm and wakes up the next morning full energy I want what she has

Awase: he has the WORST sleep schedule like fr. Literally sits up on tiktok until 3am and he’s just like “oh shit i’m up at 7…” *continues scrolling* like bro GET UR ASS TO BED U HAVE TRAINING AT 6AM. His night routine ain’t anything special- he sleeps in sweats and always keeps his window open (although someone told him about banshees once and now hes lowkey terrified lmao)

Kaibara- the type to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up at 4 in the morning to find tsuburaba in the kitchen eating a full course meal and he just SIGHS and goes up to bed in the worst mood bc why tf are his friends so WEIRD. Likes to watch the stars and edit pictures before he sleeps- its so therapeutic to him and also productive so he’s winning

Rin- he drinks coffee every night after midnight and then goes “oh my fuck shit i just drank coffee why am i like this” like congrats u fuckin dumbass now u ain’t gonna sleep. And he never fuckin learns. Always does his hw at like 11pm, Also stays up way too late binge-watching star wars smh 

Tsuburaba: he gets up every night and treats himself to a three-course meal in the kitchen no cap no sound awareness my man will be blending shit full blast at 2 in the morning. Usually falls asleep sitting at the kitchen table and he 👏🏻 needs 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 chiropractor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Also always forgets to do his homework until everyone’s packing up to go to bed and hes like “please,, anyone,, the math?”. Shoda wants to punch him so bad

Ibara: the most well-structured person in the entire building. At 7pm she has her shower, at 8:30pm she goes to pray, at 9:30pm she journals and draws to calm her mind, and at 10pm she meditates until she falls asleep- which is usually 10:20pm.. Everyone wants her self control and independance like damn how does she FUNCTION. Also queen of vegan self-care remedies 

Pony: girl is chaotic as fuck it’ll be like 10pm and rin’s like “yo pony can i copy the hw??” And shes like “WHAT HOMEWORK.” . *cue two idiots freaking tf out*. She’s always wearing matching pj sets and fluffy socks and loves sliding around in them like a dork. Dances every night before bed to tire herself out like shes just in the lounge deadass vibing to taylor swift and a new person joins her everytime . people would be dead without her

Kodai: movies every night or she won’t go to class the next morning. Shes always just sitting on her phone w earphones in like she has absoloutely no time to deal with monoma’s shit so she just peaces tf out of existence. Cutest pyjamas ever i love her pyjama queen. The go-to girl for homework she just leaves her bag open, as long as u return it shes cool

Tokage: oh my god shes so CRYPTIC and FOR WHAT. Pranks pranks pranks pranks pranks. everyone hates her for it and she loves it so bad. Like she has the balls to prank kamakiri and that TAKES BALLS LET ME JUST SAY . she’ll just leave her body parts in people’s beds and its SO annoying. They usually just pick up her stray arm and fling it at the wall in revenge then act confused the next morning when she complains abt the bruises 

Komori: cryptic as fuck. Does she sleep? Why is she always sitting at the table? What is she doing? . Closes her tabs whenever someone comes into the dining room and just stares at them til they leave again like :)). In the garden every night til she can’t bear the coldness- watches the stars and makes flower crowns and worships the moon i love her

Kuroiro: nighttime is the time he just evaporates like where tf is he like 🙄🙄 reel it in randy from monsters inc . Hiding in the walls and listening to everyones conversations and secrets is his only skill in life . Everyone thinks he doesn’t sleep and just wanders around (he does, he just likes to have an edgy reputation)

Kamakiri- did you hear that?? oh its just kamakiri fistfighting monoma in the hallway again. Fr takes no prisoners he needs his beauty sleep (or idk do bugs sleep lmao??). If you’re in his way while he’s RAMPAGING to his room youre dead bro when i say he takes bedtime routines seriously i MEAN it. He does self-care and tells NOONE but its lowkey cute idk lmao why do i have a crush on a bug lemme call my therapist real quick

Bondo- 9pm. Wind down time. A good book is all my mans needs and he’ll be out for the count in absolutely no time at all. Fukidashi will die jealous and bondo fucking loves it. Milks tf out of it too he’s like YAWN I AM SO TIRED OFF TO BED NOW TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY GOODNIGHT and everyone who WISHES they could sleep as early as that wants him to choke

Manga- king of never having hw done until 1am at the earliest 🤡. He lives on 1 hour sleep most nights and his speech bubble just says “no <3” until like 11am. Its cus of his crippling hyperactivity he’s running the halls at 3am practicing the entire mamma mia choreography ffs fukidashi U HAVE A CAREER AHEAD OF U 

Reiko: energy drink addiction 101 if she doesn’t drink monster every night before bed she’s convinced she’ll die. “I sleep all day and party all night” she says, crying over math hw at 2am. Plays music too loud and has LED strobelites on ALL NIGHT. Shes deadass doing witchcraft in the lounge w komori all night during finals week she doesnt give a single fuck x

Shishida: another reader,, mans will finish an entire book in a night by the force of sheer willpower alone. Takes a bath every night and it makes his fur so fluffy and smell like apples smdnwjdnwd. Perfect snuggle buddy for wintertimes (pony LOVES HIM) and he’s that good man who carries tsuburaba to bed when he falls asleep at the kitchen table

Shoda: “please don’t speak to me while im doing my homework im 👌🏻 this close to having a mental breakdown and all it takes is a single poke to reel me over the edge.” Complains all day about being tired then goes to bed at 2am?? Like no shit ofc ur tired bitch . Always up for a deep talk at night he knows EVERYTHING abt EVERYONE and hes so trustworthy hed never tell a soul

Honenuki: he meal preps and does yoga before bed 🤢 like WHO HAS THAT MOTIVATION. Irons and sets his uniform out for the next day before getting his homework FINISHED by 9pm . He’s pretty flexible w what he does at nights it 100% depends on his mood. Usually he’s helping Tokage with pranks or working out w tetsutetsu tho. Used to annoy people who were up doing hw after 11 like “really tsuburaba? You should be ashamed”. Shoda almost DECKED him once for it tho and he was #traumatised and never did it again

[miwtual]

🪐 congrats on 1k you’re iconic <3

omg thank u lanie!!!!!!! <33 🪐 — my top 5 favorite gifsets of yours and why

easter bucky: listen i know i may or may not have influenced u to make this set but its so funny HBSKDLF he has risen. yknow

catws: THE COLORSSSSS bisexual rights <3 HBKSNDLF nah but fr tho this set is SO pretty im obsessed. its so vibrant and colorful and i love it sm i cant stop looking at it

buckynat: cyan <333333 literally SO goregous i love ur comic edits so much!!!!!!!!! and its buckynat so instant w in my book <3

kate bishop: once again a BEAUTIFUL comic edit, i love these colors & the panels u chose bestie <33 kate my beloved...........

nat & matt: THESE COLORSSSS this is SUCH a vibe. its ok for nat to be with another man for a second for the sake of this comic edit its simply too pretty

🚀 — i’ll compliment you/your blog

lanie ur genuinely one of the nicest ppl ive met JHBSKDJFL like i mean that fr, also ur equally deranged about ur marvel man of choice and i get that bc i am too, ur simply really fun to be around and i like talkign to u when i can bc ur cool!!!!!! ur genuinely so much cooler than me JHBSDNLFMK;

celebrate with me!

[bee-s-honey]

Congrats on your milestone!!!!❤❤✨✨✨

I'm here for a matchup for HxH (with secondary options too! 👀)

Okay so I'm a she/her, 18 and bisexual (maybe I lean more towards guys?? Who knows).

My personality type is INTJ and my zodiac sign is Virgo, a short way to say that I'm also a rational and knowledgeable introvert.

My physical appearance... Well first of all, I'm short (5'1) and my hair is short, brown and wavy/curly. My eyes are dark brown and the right one randomly decides to go hazel/green when the day is a lot sunny, my friends always point out about my lashes being naturally long. Lastly, my skin is really pale and cold due anemia!

Personality wise... I can say I'm a silent and shy person at first but then when I open up, I'm almost extroverted and loud! It's rare for me to really trust someone tho, since I choose carefully my friends. And I'm a bit smart I think?

My friends perceive me as that genius-like person that acts like a dumbass and has a low self-esteem.

The best trait of my personality is how loyal I am while the worst is my tendency to hide what I feel really often.

My life-long hobbies are reading and writing. My other favourite activities are discovering new things (both experiences and informations), drawing, playing the piano and doing martial arts!

Favourite song: oh god I have too many... But my faves for now are "emperor's new clothes" by Panic! At The Disco, "Kingslayer" by BMTH and "Black Dahlia" By Hollywood Undead!

Favourite food: I breath for curry with rice!

Pet peeves: okay... My biggest pet peeves are people who chew loud along with people that talk about things they don't even have a clue about (like... Faking you are an actually an expert in what you are saying).

In relationship: With my loved ones I'm way funnier and extroverted than with strangers, but still with a resting bitch face when there's nothing to do or I'm deeply thinking. Since I'm really insecure about myself despite my sarcastic acting, I get embarrassed and blush easily with compliments (and it's hard to hide that, thanks ghost-colored skin whohoo 😭😭).

Thanks in advance dear! ✨✨ I'm sure you'll reach even more milestones in the future! ❤❤

Wow! First of all thank you for sending something in immediately you're so amazing😭💜 Also Panic! At the disco AND Hollywood Undead? I love that so much. This was honestly magnificent to read because you seem like such a neat person, you're so cool!

☆Event link✧

I'm just gonna add 3 here✨*drum roll*

1. Kurapika (listen I know you're gonna think it's just because I know you like him but fr he'd adore you!)

You mix well based mainly on similarity

You can both be (somewhat) rational and knowledgeable introverts together👏!

To start it's no doubt that he'd love you doing martial arts while also being good at piano. You're badass but with ~class~. He'd enjoy anyone into books and writing so expect him to ask you for some of your favorites when you're getting to know each other

He's similar with acting more closed off to people he's not as close with, so once observing that quality in you he'd instantly feel more willing to talk because you're someone he can just vibe with as you slowly get to know each other. His trust/push-away issues would lowkey go down because you both have them? If that makes sense? It'd be easier to talk because you could just discuss what it is you're feeling and understand what it's like. He'd like your general nature and you both can be the couple with resting bitch face in public together.

I couldn't begin to imagine how funny it'd be when you two are first learning to be sweet and compliment each other because you'd both be awkward and blushing and it just makes it even better! You two would most likely just have a relationship forged from ✨awkward chemistry✨

And of course he's in love with how you are a smart and knowledgeable person who also acts funny or a bit like a dunce it's perfect!

you'd both be very healthy for each other and the relationship would be pretty closed off. You aren't totally out of public sight of course, but like I hinted you're the unknowingly intimidating couple at the park who are actually very sweet and friendly who would probably make it together pretty long

Looks wise I think you two just fit together. He'd be the type of person to notice when you blush but never point it out or tease, in fact he'd start blushing because you did. He'd be attentive in making sure you're less insecure and try to compliment you as much as possible! Even if it means you will blush...then he will blush..then you'll both laugh about it together

2. Machi

I had to! She'd appreciate your intellect and, once again, your leniency towards people you're close with. Especially with loyalty being a strong quality she'd trust you and enjoy having you be close with her. She also needs someone who has that Introverted edge but who can also be a little more energetic. She might relate to half of that but she's not exactly outgoing with people she loves either, so you both match enough to make a good pair but also have small differences to balance everything out!

I imagine your taste in music would go together really well and she'd love spending time taking you places because she'd like finding new things too!

She would think you're really beautiful and you could be short together 🤝

Power couple energy with the best mix of gaslight gatekeep girlboss (that was so cringey I'm sorry I had to)

She'd have the same issue with hiding her feelings but she's intuitive so she'd notice if you're feeling down. She's blunt so there's less a chance of avoiding things which could be both good and annoying, but in the end I'm sure you'd both get along good in understanding each other's feelings and vibe well

3. Shalnark

You both can be genius-like dumbasses together and enjoy a half-introvert half-extrovert dynamic! Honestly your energy just matches so oddly well. He'd enjoy watching you train and be insistent on reading everything you ever write. You two would be that playful young couple that's great together but still very iffy towards anyone outside of your inner circle of friends. I see him being able to break past all your emotional concealing and I think you'd have him start being cautious.

Now unlike the others he would totally tease you about your height! While he's sternly sweet about helping you feel less insecure your height or anything less hurtful is on full attack 24/7. He'd love to be the boyfriend who has different hobbies from you but gets fully invested in your passion towards them and vise versa. He'd want to start telling you about any gadget he's making and he'd love to hear about any topic you're into.

I've seen somewhere that he's likely a (x)ntp and I think that would go pretty well on a basic scale, and the best part is he would also love things like personality types and zodiac signs similar to you and he'd love to discuss them with you!

The relationship gives me wholesome fun vibes with a bit of reservation it's so nice.

Others I considered but didn't decide to put in the end: Kite, Shizuku, Chrollo, Leorio

I hope this was good! I tried to choose it to the best of my ability. Thank you again for being the first to send anything in ( ꈍᴗꈍ)<3

[emsvegetables]

ahh grats on 1k!! new follower but i already love ur acct~ if its ok, can i pls get a hq date? 💞 bi, i prefer guys! 5'5 girl. scorpio, intp, gryffindor or ravenclaw. near-sighted, glasses~ sensitive daydreamer- i crave affirmation/praise! anxiety, i overthink sm- super quiet/shy at 1st. im half funny/playful & half deep/awkward- i have a way w/ words, poetic? enthusiastic if its smth i love! hopeless romantic! i love teasing others~ stubborn- forgive but never forget. superiority complex- (1/4)

not innocent/naive but ppl think so at 1st! i look fine but im a big mess. vv smart n knowledgeable. vv passionate! a kid w/ my older twin sis but w/ others, mature. dramatic but rather closed off- opinionated but i try to understand. i need lots of space,,, clumsy! i like to have fun n loosen up but would also just cuddle n have long convos. socially anxious- realist but rather optimistic. great w/ technology! imaginative/creative. rather selfish, i put myself 1st. i misplace stuff a lot- (2/4) its hard to talk to others, friend ppl, n ask fr help. love language is words of affirmation/quality time- i tend to drift away n just think? i swear quite often. i love bein the best so i get competitive. sometimes i get rlly hyper n say the most random stuff? i like makin faces!! fun fact: i have vv few patience explaning- fr pda only hand-holding! i love nicknames~ i like ppl w/ a good heart + has common sense, a bestie but romantic, n accepts me for who i am. respectful n genuine~ (3/4) i tend to fall for ppl who r funny, friendly, n well-liked! affectionate one way or another-!! my ideal date would be fun but at the end, relaxing! i would prolly want to go to an amusement park in the morning, go to a park in the afternoon, stargaze while cuddling in the evening, n play video games too! smth like that ehe~ likes: gaming, affection, jokes, space, weapons, music, animals, books, writing, etc. tysm!! ahh i hope this is ok!! congrats again!!! u deserve it sm!!! stay safe~ 💞 (4/4)

hahah this was pretty long haha

OSAMU MIYA

ahhh!!! he’s pretty good for u hee hee

he loves how enthusiastic you get when you like something and he finds it sososososo cute!!! he will gently tap on your forehead whenever you get too stubborn about things tho!!!

laughs whenever you trip over something but always catches you in the end :)!!! he’s also definitely like you, he likes to have fun but would also feel happy cuddling you :)!!!

snorts whenever you swear bc the swears sound so funny to him for some reason AHAHA

“OH MY GOD, OSAMU,” you yell when your character dies again, “stop fuckin’ BLOCKING ME!!!!” You hear a snort coming from beside you, and you turn to glare at him before he gently knocks the remote controller out of your hand and softly presses his head on your shoulder, “but (Y/N), i didn’t do anything.” You narrow your eyes as he pouts up at you, but eventually grin at the end when he reaches out a hand to tap your forehead, “we’re replaying the match, though.”

[florafey]

Thoughts on QoN

I started reading The Queen of Nothing on 19 November, 2019, and finished it about fifteen minutes ago on 23 November, 2019. Much as I did with The Wicked King, here are my thoughts while reading.

Spoilers, of course, are under the cut

- Oak is EIGHT??? I’ve been writing him like a three year old this whole time lol whoops sorry Oak

- Idk how to feel about this whole Vivi/Heather thing it smells like manipulation to me

- Lmao Jude’s a freelancer gotta love it

- I have now named my Goblin Brain Grima Mog how dope is that name fr

- Jude is an adrenaline addict and that’s a fact

- “It feels good to be fighting someone other than myself” SWEETIE CARDAN LOVES YOU

- Oooooooh I like Grima Mog I have a feeling she and Jude are going to cross paths again, maybe in Faeire

- (Also not surprised by Grima’s prediction of Cardan being dethroned soon that boy hates his job more than retail workers during the holidays)

- Oh look, three books in and Jude is finally admitting her feelings for Cardan

- I love the juxtaposition between Taryn in her pretty dress and Jude literally being two steps from death and not seeming to care lol

- Hmmmm okay I want to believe that Taryn killed Locke but couldn’t this just be a way to get Jude back into Faerie??? Idk why they would want that but I don’t trust Taryn 

- (Also I hope Locke is dead it would be Taryn’s one redeeming quality)

- ooooooohhhhhh shit Taryn’s PREGNANT AASHHSJSDKJDKSSKLDSJDJSJ HAHAHHAHAH this is too good oh no

- There’s literally zero chance of this plan of Jude pretending to be Taryn is going to go well. Or even close to well

- “Squeeze hug” awww that’s gonna be in a fic I promise

- This feels like The Parent Trap

- I’m sweating

- ITS CAAAAAAARDAAAAAAAN 

- Oh and his tail is out wow good for him

- Fuck a duck I love his tail

- And gold eyeliner, stellar cosmetic choice if I may say so

- Yep I knew it see here she goes off to his chambers he’s gonna find out eeeeekkkkk

- He knowsssssss he been knew of COURSE he been knew how could I be so stupid to think he didn’t know it was Jude this whole time I’m a clown and a fool

- Wow I’m kind of soft right now I love my babies and they clearly love each other but they’re being so ANGSTY AAAAAA

- “Wisdom is for the meek” uhh??? Madoc what are you talking about bud

- Ahhhh see now Jude is getting protective over her throne and crown, she’s blooming into a Queen....good shit for sure

- Also Jude better be the spy she was born to be now that she’s in Madoc’s camp and he thinks she’s Taryn

- Oh, she’s going foraging in the woods? By herself? Yeah, this is gonna go great, Oriana, really

- Yeah def can’t trust Grimsen although I love how Holly Black describes his work and how they’re beautiful but also deadly and cursed

- I’d like to hear more about how he tried to kill Cardan with that ruby earring and failed lol

- tHE GHOST??? What the hell is he doing here???? Am I the only one who just thought homeboy was dead?? Yikes lol

- Ugh Locke was such a Man good thing he’s rotting now

- “You’re scheming” “I’m always scheming” yeah ain’t that the truth bby

- uh oh MOMMY KNOWS heheheheheh

- Well no wonder Cardan turned out like this look at how he was raised, poor boy

- I mean, to be fair, look at Jude while you’re at it

- Oh hey it’s the Roach

- OH HEY ITS CARDAN

- Awwww Vivi went to Cardan because she thought Jude was in trouble and not only did he go to the Roach to go get Jude but he came too !! wow for people who can’t stand each other they make quite the gang 

- I love how inconvenienced Cardan seems by Locke’s death but not actually sad lol what a mood

- Breaking into Grimsen’s forge does NOT sound like a good idea no sir

- Ugh king and queen wow

- I cannot WAIT for Madoc to realize the Jude is the High Queen I cannot

- AYYYY MY GIRL GRIMA MOG what did I tell y’all, hmmm?

- Wow Madoc really just stabbed Jude like that and is going to leave her ??? the disrespect

- Ohh my god oh wow her blood is making flowers grow she’s a QUEEN wow look at that, you go bby

- Ah fuck Jude, you got set up by the bumb ass father you have

- ABAHAHAHAHHHAH this isn’t funny but Jude falling from the rafters onto the banquet table is on par with the beauty of Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dining room table heheheh

- @hollyblack can I breathe??? Shit girl

- Cardan said THATS MY WIFE 

- Wow Cardan washing Jude’s hands herself??? This boy is in loooove

- Oak and Jude’s maid playing Uno ????? Iconic

- “You’re generally terrifying” oh same Cardan

- So Jude really could have pardoned herself this whole time!!!!!! Come ON sis how didn’t you pick up on that WE picked up on it (don’t worry tho we know you’ve been stressed it’s okay you’re here now)

- And Cardan really expected her to pardon herself I have no words for this boy 

- Jude and Cardan’s relationship is so strange but at least it’s healthy now, you know?

- Look at Cardan being vulnerable and Jude not being mean to him for it 

- He’s being KIIIIIND WHAATTT

- “This is my room, and that’s my wife” AAHAHAHHAHH

- Cardan touches her hair oh my gooooooood i’m dying send help

- Can y’all tell I’ve been deprived lol

- Hahahahah Jude trashed Lady Asha, as she should 

- So I think I like QoN Cardan the most, although I did find Cardan in the first two books terribly entertaining to read about (Srry Jude)

- So Taryn seems to be behaving better than she did in the first two books, kind of being a badass, knowing the Ghost’s true name and all

Cardan likes hearing about slushy machines are you kiDDING ME????

- “Our marriage is an alliance” okay but you sleeping in his shirts isn’t, now, is it? Or how about him petting your hair? Or you thinking he looks cute in gold eyeliner?? lol Jude get real

- Aw I like this Fand/Jude freindship us girls gotta look out for each other

- Grima Mog more like Grima MOM lol

- “Big horns, little dude” LMAO HEATHER STOPP

- I’m enjoying Heather, I have to say

- Finally they kiss it only took TWO HUNDRED PAGES 

- oh guys they really like each other im soft

- Casual hand holding? yes 

- I can’t believe these are the same idiots who were trying to drown each other in the first book 

- look they’re trying to be vulnerable and without armor I’m gonna cry

- I feel quite uneasy about this Queen Suren girl who’s parents have her leashed somehow

- Oh wow fuck Grimsen am I right

- Oh SHIT Cardan really broke the crown like it didn’t mean shit to him...the development...the wisdom

- Cardan really said I want my WIFE and my PEOPLE 

- Oh wait fuck fuck fuck oh no stop wait

- Lmao Jude collapsing on the floor is literally me whenever I have to be in charge

- Okay there’s gotta be a way out of this, I didn’t mean it literally when I said Cardan was a snake

- Hey, Jude’s like, smart as shit, no?

- Hahahaha she basically said “Cardan is like, 90% of my impulse control”

- I love how Taryn is hyping Jude up throughout this while shitshow, I love how the two of them have developed past their book one probems

- The Bomb teasing Jude about the dust on her skirts made my day

- Look at Jude really having healthy realtionships with the women around her, I’m so proud of my little murder gir

- Nicassia better come in clutch here, I don’t trust Jarel or Nore not one bit

- Uhhh that story Heather told about the snake that wanted to marry the princess made me howl with laughter and I don’t think it was supposed to

- Vivi got Cardan a snowglobe that says “Congratulations on your promotion” for his coronation gift and he kept did DID EVERYONE HEAR ME I SAID VIVI-

- Oh damn Kaye alright no need for all that

- Ohhhh I had totally forgot about the dress in book one that Jude ordered but received a different one instead... Cardan sent it?? wild 

- Okay I hope Jude knows what she’s doing but when has she ever not

- The UNDERSEA HEEEEEELLL YEAH

- Oh look and Cardan!!!!!!! Yeah Jude knew what she was doing that’s my girl

- Awwww look at that hug wow the development these two have been through is unreal I’ll keep saying it 

- “I knew little else, but I always knew you” KILL ME

- Oh wow mortals and mingling more with the folk this is good

- Robert of Jersey lmaoooo

- So the Ghost and Taryn ??? Kind of funny but I’m kind of here for it

- I’m literally so close to tears and I’m not kidding they’re having a fucking WEDDING CELEBRATION in the MORTAL WORLD with a banner that says “Congrats Newlyweds” yeah I’m crying now thanks a lot Holly

- Cardan adjusts his paper crown in the microwave reflection so it’s skewed......I don’t think I can react any more I really afjsflsdk

-Wow that was better than anything I could have imagined, hoped for, dreamed of

- The character development, the plot, the resolution, EVERTHING was astounding I’m blown away

This was long as shit If you made it this far, I appreciate you lol. Now go read all three Folk of the Air books again. Go now

[overcaffeinated-aro]

Rules: tag 15 people that you want to get to know

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▪ name: i’m in the market for a new one. so like.. if ya know a guy..

▪ gender: nb. agender if you want to be fancy.. and while we’re here they/them please and thank you

▪ star sign: leo, and tiger. you wouldn’t know it tho.

▪ height: 5′2/3″. yes that’s two thirds of an inch :(

▪ sexuality: queer.. mostly aro-ace tho. I could talk about this one all day so I’m just gonna move on

▪ lock screen image: black field with the text “i feel like i am losing myself” that slowly fades so that “myself“ is barely there. I’ve had it for a while maybe I should find a less emo one

▪ ever had a crush on a teacher?: no, and for yeeears I thought that this wasn’t a thing, that people were just being weird or someth idk

▪ where do you see yourself in 10 years?: I don’t have a fucking clue my dude.

▪ if you could go anywhere, where would you go?: I’d go everywhere.. I want to see it all

▪ what was your favorite/coolest halloween costume?: I was a ranger once, that was cool

▪ favorite 90’s tv show: futurama? it just barely counts..

▪ last kiss: hahaa nope

▪ have you ever been stood up?: nope. I accidentally went on a date once tho, if you want a story that’s wayy longer than the punchline is worth ask me about that one

▪ have you ever been to las vegas?: Actually yes.. but it was for a printmaking conference. which was actually super fun because I’m always a slut for a good breyer. I went with a bunch of cool queer friends and we complained about all the old straight white men, and I got kicked out of a drag show (bc I’m underage) like they brought over a bouncer twice my size, and then I just blatently stood and watched the rest from outside. I had a few late nights in the hotel room completely nerding out about processes with the one guy who didn’t like going out, while we waited for everyone else to drag themselves home at like 2am. I don’t like the town tho, it’s a gross display of capitalism and everything is fake, it was enough to make me dissociate pretty much the entire time

▪ favorite pair of shoes: doc martins fr sure I love them

▪ favorite fruit: literally any citrus (I’d eat grapefruit every day if I could) nectarines, pineapple, mango

▪ favorite book: please don’t make me choose

▪ stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: probably accidentally going on that date because that was a whole Thing, but it’s way too long to put here so if anyone wants to know just ask

I tag: I tagged myself tbh so like. if you want to do it congrats you’ve been tagged