#cornhead

[doggiewoggiez]

brought creamed corn to mario

[malereadermaniac]

Mob Boss Mondo Owada x Mob Husband Male Reader Headcannons

Being Mondo's mob husband, sitting in on bikergang meetings and getting dicked down by the cornhead CW: Musk/scent kinks, armpit & crotch smelling, spit, manhandling Top!Mondo x Bottom!Reader word count: 1.7k Sfw & Nsfw / MDNI ~ amab m!reader / FDNI

How you met

You were both in the same class at Hope's Peak

Mondo was immediately interested in you, he liked how you took no-ones bullshit- not even his!

You were, for lack of a better word, snappy

Long story short, the two of you started hanging out, and Mondo just kept falling for you more and more - by the time you two left Hopes Peak, you had made it official

And while you do indulge in your talent as a hobby, sometimes making money off of it, you really have no need to!

Mondo's biker gang developed into a whole as mob - not exactly the super scary kind, but shady stuff does happen

You weren't the biggest fan of it to begin with, but Mondo hasn't changed as a person - and he promised to stop if you deem it goes too far

In private

Mondo fell for you because you're one of the few people who isn't scared of him at all, you aren't afraid to voice your opinions and argue with the mob boss

And that translates into your private relationship

While everyone in Mondo's gang and most people in your city would agree that the Pompadour man is a dominant, scary, powerful man, you would beg to differ

If his public image isn't on the line, Mondo is wrapped around your pinky finger - if he even raises his voice at you, you argue back with a sass that makes Mondo apologise in seconds

"Who do you think you are? Shouting at me like that, do you want to rephrase that, Owada?" You ask with your arms crossed, not breaking eye contact

"I'm sorry, baby... I got ahead of myself" The man's ego and dignity being dragged through the dirt

Outside of the occasional arguments (usually caused by stress from being one of the countries' most prominent mob boss) your relationship is gold-standard

Mondo is fucking smitten for you, and with the large sums of money he has, he can afford to show you his adoration

Dates are an almost nightly thing, going out for expensive meals which are arrived to by Mondo's limousine

The mob boss spares no expense to have you looking your best and for you to be feeling as comfortable as can be

You do let him know that he's doing too much and that your love for him isn't something he has to buy - but man does this lavish life fit you like a glove!

Also. on every occasion, no matter how small, Mondo buys you a gift - he's quite thoughtful surprisingly, so it's either something meaningful or something to facilitate one way or another in the bedroom

As any all-powerful gang leader, Mondo has his jealousy issues - however, they manifest in simple possessiveness

So his strong hands are always on you, either holding your hand or your waist or his arm dangling around your shoulder

Spooning at night is a must! Mondo starts the night off as the big spoon he insists he is, however by the morning you end up with your arms around his muscular waist and your one leg over his thick thighs

In public

Your dynamic is a little more different with other people around - Mondo is a well-known mob boss, so of course he cares about keeping up his tough-guy facade!

But while Mondo does care about his image, he can't hide how captivated he is by you

The gang leader likes to show you off a lot, especially to his lackeys

So Mondo will have you sit in on meetings with you on his lap, one buff arm around your waist holding your back to his chest and his other hand tight on your thigh

But the sappy man makes sure to whisper "are you okay"'s in your ear every five minutes - making sure that his darling mob husband isn't uncomfortable

The image you two portray is very much, mob boss and mob husband - and while Mondo doesn't like belittling you to a piece of candy on his arm, it strangely results in respects from others

The muscular man has asked you if you mind before, but you've assured him many times that you don't care that much

There's also a sexual nature to your public relationship - one which doesn't really show up on your private life

You put on an act as if you were Mondo's sex toy - always wearing slightly showing or tight clothing and behaving in a sultry manner

You're always touching Mondo when there's others around, and he mirrors the behaviour - your dynamic is very evident and feels awkward to comment on or disrupt but so interesting to look at

Mondo can tell that you make his members and even his competing gang's jealous - and simply for that, he keeps your image the way it is

Spice

In the bedroom, Mondo and you are the complete opposite to your more sfw selves

Your relationship in the bedroom is more similar to the act you put on in public - Mondo fucks you within an inch in your life, indulging himself fully while you become a 'second' thought

In reality, all Mondo is thinking about is making you feel good - but acting and behaving as if he isn't is what turns you the fuck on!

Mondo knows you're a slut for his body, so he makes sure to show it off to you as much as he casually can

The muscular man likes to tower over you, flexing his arms and abs and chest like some sort of gym bro while your eyes ogle his body up, making your dick twitch like mad

The two of you aren't very pedantic about what potion you two fuck in or where, but you prefer to see each other easily, and Mondo likes to be as close to you as possible

Most of the time, you're riding him on his lap, Mondo sitting up with his chest against yours - one hand helping you ride him on your waist and his other veiny hand gripping your face tightly to force you to look down into his sex-crazed eyes

If you two are fucking in his office, Doggy style on his desk, Mondo fucking loves having one hand pushing your head against the desk while his other hand is wrapped around your body - bringing his own, huge body against yours to feel closer to you while he fucks your brains out

Mondo takes control of your body, making you look wherever he wants you to look and making your body contort into whichever shape he desires - this guy man handles you at any given moment

He's rough with you in a gentler way. The man never actually hurts you, but the pressure he puts on your body just hits the spot for you - his veiny, huge, rough hands dragging over your body and holding you in place while he drills his cock into you

Mondo's also really fucking verbal with you, degrading you slightly (in as mean a way as the beguiled man can), and letting you know how fucking good you make him feel with his loud moans

His dick feels so good inside your ass, fucking massive in size but not as big as to puncture something. His veins are your favourite to play with, with either your tongue or fingers, when you blow him off

And when Mondo face fucks you, his pubes roughly stuffing your nose as Mondo's manly scent consumes you, it actually feels like heaven - for the both of you!

Special mentions: Kinks

Armpits - fuck does Mondo love to flex his arm behind his head, showing off his built arm and hairy, sweaty pit. The muscular man uses his free hand to push your head into his armpit, making you smell his strong, manly musk until you get drunk off of it

Crotch sniffing - Similarly to his armpits, Mondo fucking loves to watch you go crazy on his forest of a crotch; his balls and base of his cock absolutely covered in dirty blonde, thick pubes. The man stinks so good, his scent like that of an "Alpha male", just sex in an aroma. Mondo will make you smell his dick n balls through his musky underwear and then some after he reveals his manly cock - getting you drunk on his dick and smell gives the man a massive ego boost

Exhibitionism - Public shit really gets the both of you going. While your sexual dynamic is mainly an act in public, Mondo and you can't deny that getting frisky in front of his gang gets you both going. When Mondo sits you on his lap, you like to 'make yourself comfortable' by grinding your ass against your husband's dick - which then develops into him 'punishing you' by either having you pathetically grind against his knee or his foot (depending on which one is more easily visible to his gang) or Mondo even whips his cock out and has you service him in front of everyone

Spit - it's the hottest thing ever when mid-sex, your brain hella fuzzy from Mondo's girthy cock pounding your prostate to high heaven, Mondo grabs your face, squishing your mouth open, and he spits on your face and into your mouth - making you swallow a thick glob of his saliva as he laughs maniacally as he fucks your hole hard. He calls it "literally swapping spit", especially when you do it do him - but you do it in a more romantic, nymphomaniac typa way. You like to sit in Mondo's lap, making out with him like your life depends on it - your hands on both sides of Mondo's face holding onto him lovingly, you break the kiss and sit up, looking down into Mondo's eyes half-lidded as your tongue dangles out of your mouth and a long string of your thick spit trails down and onto Mondo's tongue. FUCK IT GETS HIM SO HARD!!

[18catsreading]

Buddy: I heard that these high school parties in Solace were wild, but whew, this is really wild!

Fabian: it's a new year and it's a new era.

Buddy: so your father got this house from theft.

Fabian: mm, well ...

Adaine: he was a privateer.

Fabian: no, no we don't say that anymore. We had a big fight.

Adaine: oh

Fabian: he was a pivate. He killed and murdered lots of people. Um. But I guess this ship was his.

Buddy: well, I know in my heart that in his final moments, he must have repented and gone--

Fabian: no. No. He's in hell now

Buddy: no!

Fabian: fighting the Devil himself.

Buddy: no don't say that about your --

Fabian: no, I've visited him.

Adaine: oh he's so happy there. He would not like it in Heaven.

Fabian: yes, he actually really likes it there. he got a third arm.

Adaine: his boat is made of a dragon. It's rad.

Fabian: you should go to hell sometime. I mean, I know you don't want to, but it's fun.

Buddy: so, I'm gonna give this milk back.

Fabian: are you sure?

Buddy: yea

Fabian: well, if you choose to be a bad baby--

Adaine: I'll take it

Fabian: yes

Siobhan: I'm double fisting bad baby milk

Fabian: we got a whole year for you to decide you wanna be a bad baby

Buddy: no, if I was gonna be a baby, I would want to be a baby that walks in the light of the corn God.

Fabian: oh that's so -- you know, our friend Kristen was a big cornhead when we met. I mean I guess that's rude to say. Was a big follower of Helio when we first met her.

Buddy: she was the chosen one

Fabian: yea

Adaine: sure

Buddy: she was chosen by Helio.

Adaine: who's the chosen one now? You're the chosen one?

Fabian: are you the chosen one?

Adaine: Are you the chosen one now? [Still double fisting milk and vodka]

Brennan: here, you see he gets kinda somber and he always [as Buddy]: well that's not really how it works. When Kristen left the church we lost our chosen one.

Adaine: oh

Fabian: mm

Buddy: how's things working out with her new God, though?

Adaine: oh my God, her new God is, like, rad

Fabian: so sick

Adaine: so sick, so many people love her

Fabian: yea, I follow--

Adaine: and they get on really well

Fabian: yea they have awesome -- there's this guy that they hang out with named Craig.

Adaine: oh that guy rules

Fabian: Craig is a firecracker

Adaine: and okay, like Helio chose her, but she chose Cassandra. And like, that's--

Fabian: yes

Adaine: -- important

Ally: I'm crying

Fabian: so you know, it's awesome. It's awesome.

Adaine: yea

Buddy: well, that's lovely. Is Kristen around somewhere? I mean, other than right here? Hi, Kristen. [Gestures to Fig, who is disguised as Kristen]

Emily: oh! I forgot I was here. [As Fig pretending to be Kristen]: uh, I'm glad you said all of those true things about me.

Fabian: of course

Fig/"Kristen": I'm gonna go do another shrimp jump.

Fabian: yes, hold it down!

Ally: another shrimp jump?!

Buddy: you're gonna do another shrimp jump? It can't possibly be as good as the first.

Fabian: oh, you'll see about that

Adaine: oh we'll see about that

Buddy: it can't possibly be as good as the first!

Riz: you're right it can't possibly be as good as the first, that's true

Buddy: okay

Riz: maybe just --

Buddy: okay! Hey everybody, we're about to see another shrimp jump! Here we go!

Fabian: rack em up! Rack em up! Rack em up!

Fig: hangman, I need you to move that fiery tartar sauce to light the ramp on fire so we can't do this, okay?

Hangman: you need me to burn the ramp so that it is unusable?

Fig: yea

Hangman: very well

Brennan: you see that the hangman says "ah, I'm going to put my shrimp costume back on" and then goes around a hedge and emerges in hell hound form. And you see that Buddy goes [as Buddy]: oh my God! A servant of the devil! [As Brennan]: And you see that he says [as the Hangman]: go fuck yourself! [As Brennan]: and then rushed off and breathes fire all over the ramp and sets fire to it

*whole group exclaims dramatically* oh shit!

Gorgug: smells good

Brennan: yea all that butter

[asexual-disaster]

‼️FHJY EP6 SPOILERS‼️

you know the drill!!!

you know how these start,, MURPH U LOOK SO GOOD (shout out to ur shirt again)

siobhan is also looking fantastic, i love her shirt

brennan is wearing THE shirt i love him

‘you’re doing a better job’ i go back to being invisible

milk and vodka

‘i feel like a bad baby’

i put his dice in the full moon; emily i love you

THE HELIO CLERIC

‘lord, helio?’ ‘yes it’s me’

the bad kids are so unhinged i’m sobbing

‘i know in his final moments he must have repented and,,’ ‘no.. no… he’s in hell now..’

‘our friend kristen was a big cornhead when we met’

riz not knowing half the clubs he’s side up for

‘adaine you can work the door at the next party’

‘damn hot dragonborn about to know your shit’

OISIN I LOVE YOU

FABIAN AND ADAINE BFF CRUMBS !!!

‘i’ll take a break when i break your fucking spine’

‘if your the crabking then i’m the fishermen’ ‘yeah these waters are restricted’ i live ragh and gorgug so much

ragh being so ready to talk about becoming a cleric of cassandra

why was figs first thought when entering fabian’s room to steal some of his clothes please

even just the mention of a para genasi has made me feral,, frost genasi is so fucking cool

OISIN AND IVY ARE IN THE RAT GRINDERS NO I LOVED THEM

kristen and fig are unhinged who lets them together

fetty wap at homecoming i’m crying

emily is so unhinged, what do you mean you’re disguise selfing as this random genasi to try and fuck with people

also other than the rat grinders playing the system; they aren’t even that bad a group. the members all seem okay (famous last words maybe)

the entire group immediately clocking Fig with ‘what if lucy is dead? why are you trying to impersonate their dead friend?’

the running bit about the steel factory is so funny

‘that’s the ice muffets’

i love mazey so so much

mr mulligan what do you have planned

drunk adaine is so so funny

GERTIE I LOVE U LITTLE BEEKEEPER FIRBOLG PLEASE IM SOBBING

the entire party helping Gertie against fabian

new nemesis alert

riz is absolutely spiralling with conspiracies i love him

you cannot go from all the chaos to a kristen/tracker moment please

‘tough but fair, have a great life’ kristen please god

LYDIA YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE !!!

[torchflies]

Why do the swamp chickens call Bradley corn cob??? I feel like I missed something

AHHHH! Thank you for asking!!!! It’s just a silly nickname they have for him. They all call him Corn, Cob, Corn cob, Corny, Cornelius, Cob salad etc. because angry Jake came home one time ranting about Bradley and in Cajun French said: “Ce Coq-là, y'a un coton de maïs pour tête!” (That Rooster has a corn cob for a head!) one time and it stuck. 😂😂😂 That’s their Cornhead. 💜😊🌽

[geeneelee]

NEVER SPEAK TO CHIHIRO AGAIN CORNHEAD.

[notahorseindisguise]

ok goodnight my little cornheads!!! thats the name for my fans

[luzi35]

My+ MD confession is that I+ love CodeGold / J x N 🙏🏽 It’s a comfort ship for me+ 100%. Whatever happens in source? Tragic. Even more *if* source J becomes downright evil when there’s clearly some good in her. But I+ love the HCs and AUs and having two higher kins in a relationship together?? Hell yea!! Why would we+ not?

Rant incoming lol

People who hate it are overreacting and yall MD ship lovin ship hatin mfers need to calm the fuck down. I+ saw on twitter someone literally spend their whole time making a JxN toxic post like rlly? Just say you don’t like that instead of pointing out the obvious!!

Yall r always making up problems like non of yall rlly care about JxN yall just wanna be right about something bitches come out of nowhere hating. Like Boo!! You don’t like it. Ok. Movinv on!! Not SEVERAL of yall sending death threats to folks who like the ship!! (N just like…yall hatin the ship havin a good name?? yall don’t care about the name be honest!! 😁✨)

AND IMPORTANT…YALL…Enemy to Lovers HELLO?? Literally any…Cmon now?! Do yall not know of ANY of those shipping tropes? The tsundere shit?? Goofballs, cornheads, (playin but seriously) I’m+ tired of yall making us+ feel bad for a common shipping trope!! Not to mention how that makes our+ headmates feel and sea is fuckin awesome!! Sea loves each other and sea is absolutely adorable together!! Shout out to the both of sear!! Really Cuz sea Shouldn’t be feeling the way sea do time to time cause of yall!!!

And yea!! We+ gonna be making CodeGold art AND THEN…POST ABOUT IT AHH!!! Scary right!? Booo!!! Womp!! Cry about it!!

I+ hope I+ come back and look at this and laugh about it 😭 cause I’m+ tryna have fun with this I+ don’t wanna be like.. “don’t you EVER speak on my+ comfort ship again!! 😡” or anything like that where I+ seriously point out the flaws in their arguments. But I+ don’t want mfers coming at me+ for my+ trauma like that 😮 but on a serious note really. Don’t send folks death threats for shipping things you don’t like. You can’t take back things like that and it doesn’t make you the better person especially when you have no idea what someone’s going through to cause them to ship certain things like that. Agreeing to disagree is completely fine but like..That’s hard for many to do. 😭 I+ don’t mean this in a rude way but critical thinking is an important skill to have! A surface level analysis is *still* a surface level analysis!!

[florshedworf]

im rambling about the damn phones again

II SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️

this’ll probably be properly answered in the next or future eps but mephone’s age is so confusing to me. obviously you could just believe what steven cornelius cobbus says but then also apply the same logic to 3gs.

3gs is a YEAR older than mephone4, are they also a child? are all mephones considered children???

and here’s an even more damning example, THESE FUCKING TWO

THEY ARE A MARRIED COUPLE. AND ARE 2-3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN MEPHONE4‼️‼️

the most vile and fucked up conclusion i can come to is that the fucking cornhead PROGRAMMED mephone to be eternally a child. something something “high advanced emotion emulator”

BUT ALSO ANSWER ME‼️‼️ ANSWER ME LEST MY SLEEP BE DREAMLESS AND SOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ouro-bones]

Making fucked up Genesis part two OCs.

Here's Mantis , based off a Cornhead Mantis .

[kiiraes]

🧠 kagemob Follow

what if i just went psycho lol

💂‍♀️ cornhead Follow

bro thats not funny dont 😭

🧠 kagemob Follow

too late !

👨‍🦱 suzukrazy Follow

killing myself and looking hot while doing it

☠ suzukrazy-hate-blog Follow

shut up you look so ugly im gonna puke just kys

👨‍🦱 suzukrazy Follow

shou?

[lostcryptids]

new children of the corn coming soon, cornheads how are we feeling

[aquillis-main]

I don't think tumblr is a decent place because the group bullying of others is worse than Twitter.

That being said, I don't understand why you're accepting only underground

That is also a stupid cartoon with eggman as cornhead.

First off: Where's the bullying here on Tumblr? I see no bullying here. Unless you mean to say that anyone with an opinion being thrown into the void being picked up by someone else, and the people either having a good conversation, or the other reblogger going insane because we 'damaged their beliefs', that isn't bullying sweetheart.

I accept Underground because it's what got me into Sonic. Notice how, despite you trying to make me mad, I'm actually speaking in a calm and respectful manner. That's because unlike you, I can accept that the show I like isn't going to be interesting to everyone, and I can also accept that it's not well put together in general. You want to know why? It's because I learnt that it's not the end of the world if someone doesn't like the things I like, and being accepting of others with their differences benefits me more in the long run than blindly finding people who all share the same interests as me.

You should try being more accepting, anon.

[justiisms]

*mondo has been in a bad mood ever since a certain someone startled him!! he's kept to himself all day, only ever leaving his room to grab some food or water before stomping back in!! he is not in the mood for any silliness, the boy flopping onto his bed after a long day of grumbling and being completely annoyed!! he didn't even go downstairs to have dinner with everyone, the biker still too deep into his brooding to even realize that it was already nightfall!!*

("Wow, Master...you really pisses Cornhead off, huh!")

("Yeah, I wonder whose fault that is!!!") He huffs, before slumping his shoulders with a sigh... Yuta knew Mondo was already angry with him from the exact moment he had scared him, but he didn't expect him to stay so angry the entire day!! He hadn't dare try to approach him again after the biker got his revenge!!

("He didn't even come down for dinner.... but I'm too scared to approach him, to just bring him a plate; But it wouldn't be right to make Aunt Phan or anyone else do it... I should at least do it to apologize...")

("Yeah! Maybe he'll forgive you! Buuut he probably won't. He might just smash the plate into your face or something, Kyahaha~!")

("...............") Thinking of all the lovely stickers he'll decorate the game console with, aside, Yuta reheats a plate of the food, before bringing it up to Mondo's room. "H... Heyyy, Mondo! H-Happy to see me? Haha...um, here's a plate of what was for dinner: salmon fettuccine, if you're a fan of that..."

He very nervously approaches, placing the plate on his desk! "L-Listen... I'll totally get it if you wanna ignore me or whatever, since I know you're really mad right now, but...! I-I'm sorry, okay? I swear I wasn't trying to scare you! N... Not that I can explain how I was suddenly behind you, but.... anyway, please don't be so mad at meee...I don't like it when you're genuinely so angry... I'll make it up to you however I can, promise!'

[jechristine]

its basically trump vs anti-trump. If biden ran for the present period as a favor to obama,why the latter can no try the same( Im not american, but I know barack would put the cornhead on his place)

I don’t quite follow. Are you asking why can’t Barack Obama step in and run again?

Joe Biden didn’t run for President as a favor to BO. In fact, Obama always thought/hoped that Hillary Clinton would be his successor and assumed that Biden would retire post 2016. More here.

BO can’t run for President again because we only permit two four-year terms per person—although I’m certain if Trump wins he’ll find a way to stay in power until he’s dead.

[flapjack-screams-into-the-void]

"Our friend Kristen was a big cornhead when we met" lou wilson i love you