coronavirius…. release me
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I think the Addams Family would deal with the coronavirius well. They pretty much already self isolate themselves, especially on bright sunny days.
Gomez Addams would probably buy tons of toilet paper, but then give it away for free.
Grandmama would make her own sanitizer with some weird ingredients and Morticia would knit some facemasks.
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hey!
to all the peeps in melbourne protesting lockdown, i found you guys a song :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE&list=RDMMAPdDLNpeztw&index=2
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Perhaps a Virus Can Be A Mercy
ʿĀʿishah reported that the Prophet ﷺ said: “Plague is a (means of) martyrdom for my ummah, and is an attack from your enemies of Jinns. It is in the form of a gland, like that of camels, appearing in the armpits and thin flesh (of the abdomen). Whoever dies from it dies as a shahīd (martyr), whoever stays in his locality (when it strikes) is similar (in reward) to a guard for Allāh's cause, and whoever runs away (from his locality if it strikes it) would be similar (in sin) to a deserter of the battle.”
«الطاعون شهادة لأمتي ووخز أعدائكم من الجن غدة كغدة الإبل تخرج في الآباط والمراق من مات فيه مات شهيدا ومن أقام فيه كان كالمرابط في سبيل الله ومن فر منه كان كالفار من الزحف».
(حسن) [طس أبو نعيم في فوائد أبي بكر بن خلاد] عن عائشة. الصحيحة 1928.
Shaykh Muḥammad Nāṣir ʾl-Dīn al-Albānī, Ṣaḥīḥ al-Jāmiʿ al-Ṣaġīr 2/731 #3946
ناصر الدين الألباني، صحيح الجامع الصغير وزيادته ٢/٧٣١ #٣٩٤٦
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What are some of the things that are helping you cope with the pandemic?
Mine are my cat, my mom, tumblr, and sims 4
I tag: @sweetestgbye 😄
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As humans, we like to think we’re in charge of our own corner of the universe. But every now and then a microscopic entity reminds us that we are not. #neildegrassetyson #SpiritualFFL #coronavirus #Covid19
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-6WOMwnxVI/?igshid=lhp9gg864hit
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Tonight I went out to the pub and hugged my friends. It was good. ❤️
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My favourite part of being in Victorian isolation is trying to watch videos just to see ads saying “If you have symptoms but are afraid of missing work...”
DUDE! I’m 2 months out of work, I’m hemorrhaging money. I’m not scared of missing work, I AM scared of being out of my house during curfew, or too far away. Also not paying rent because your subsidies fucking SUCK! Oh..you’re reducing them? Fucking awesome.
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another thing we should keep after covid is having gloves and hand sanitizer at the gas station. never wanna touch the pump with my bare hands again.
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Wash your hands and stay in the house or you get what you fucking deserve!!!
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Man, screw this! This year sucks!
*goes to 536 AD*
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I'm not surprised with Florida's surge on coronavirius when I got to tell someone every 5 seconds to pull the mask over their nose.
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Hey ho! Hope ur keeping safe with the Corona sitch n all!
I’m so sorry we haven’t posted in awhile, but thank you so much! We’re doing our best to adjust and find light and humor where we can get it, and we hope you guys are able to do the same. <3
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