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Why are they standing coochie to coochie in front of a burning building? Smh I cant stand them.

#poolverine#source: Deadpool vs. Wolverine: The Deep End Infinity Comic issue 4#correction issue 3#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett
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GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS
#everyone is obsessing over the new companions meanwhile me:#and yeah i drew these based off 3 dimly lit screenshots so they're probably inaccurate. do i care? no!<3#my art#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#da:tv#what is the correct tag. idk#evanuris#ghilan'nain#elgar'nan#<- i hope :)#alongside the egg on this game's roster of antagonists we have: eldritch horror lesbian and evil divorced father#absolutely obsessed with them#man they scene where they come out of the fade from behind solas has been replaying in my head nonstop since i saw it#also just wanted to point out that they said on the q&a that all ancient elves eventually go bald. but elgar'nan actually has hair in the#closeup. therefore i honestly think it's a skill issue on solas' part#also no one pay attention to the fact that i haven't posted art in like 5 months lol <3
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The greatest cure to imposter syndrome is having to interact with a coworker who is even worse at everything but definitely gets paid more.
The only problem is then you replace imposter syndrome with becoming some kind of joker.
#he asks for some help with some (fairly basic but totally understandable if its his first time doing this specific thing) code#i read it over and give him a list of like 4 potential issues#then go oh wait actually point 3 might work fine#and he's like 'so is there anything i need to fix' .... yeah... yeah man#the other 3 things man...#then i point him to an example i gave him a few days ago and i have a dreadful feeling he's going to copy the if condition from that exampl#instead of just replacing one function call I said had a less redundant alternative.... when his if logic is the one bit that's correct#mercifully I can 'bill' all this as productive time but. but.#sorry im just complaining heeh ee
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“oh yeah i can fly….. and explode things…. move shit with my mind…and i physically cant drown or freeze or burn if i lock in enough… but…. like…. i dont have a mind reader ability that i can only use in a stupid government job so my life is useless sad face :(“
^life of a talentless or something
#i have the brazen but completely correct (/j) opinion that almost every aspect of pyrokinese wouldn’t be an issue if they just locked in on#body temp regulation#sunflowers-and-scales hiding on my sideblog :3#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities fanart#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc posting#light hearted silly post pls do not come at me
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i think the absolute best way to write ron is to make him so calm and easy-going and mellow (in his pov), especially in how he thinks abt himself, the epitome of "i'm just a chill guy :]"
and then you read the subtext/context/what's actually going on Outside his Head and suddenly he's being physically restrained from punching a bitch and getting into all-out public brawls that get them kicked out of stores
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#ron weasley#he's a champ at anger management but that doesn't erase at all his clear anger issues#and nothing grinds his gears like a certain someone . . .#golden trio era#this will make an appearance in inspiral#inspiral#harry potter#draco malfoy#dron#my writing <3#completely correct ron characterization#rarepair hell#crack fic#hogwarts sixth year
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obviously the lashing is a huge turning point in hickeys arc but honestly so is the carnevale. in ep 5&6 hickey is already recruiting people or trying to get on their good side, e.g. talking to hartnell about armitage, helping manson with the corpse, talking to pilkington at the carnevale & of course the rat wedding, but he has a central role in saving lives of several/all members of the expedition in both of those episodes too (hacking open the seal to get up on the deck to save blanky and cutting open the tent to save them all from the fire), and just one episode later he kills irving and dooms everyone. so i think the lashing made him go "FUCK command actually let's do our own thing when we get the chance", and the carnevale disaster made him convinced no plan of crozier's could EVER work, and everyone who sticks by him chose their "side" and if that leads to them dying its their own fault. his mutiny group is getting out of there no matter what so who cares if the bigger group (aka fools that still follow crozier to him) lost their chance at help?
#the terror#cornelius hickey#king of convincing himself hes correct at all times#i love how the seeds for his mutiny tendencies are already there from the start but its still a very gradual development towards. u know.#same with how he only knows about the tins issue in episode 7 after hes already started the mutiny#he wasnt planning on cannibalism until it was the only way to survive#he plans a lot but he also adjusts and replans if things change and i love that#hes three dimensional <3
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honestly i feel like what annoys me most about rop fans is that they get sooo mad if you don’t like their silly corporate show it’s strange. ur gonna be fine i don’t hate you i just dislike amazon and amazon backed products
#fandom wank#in fact the issue is literally just It’s Amazon. because if it isn’t made by amazon i’m sure i’d really like it#but it’s amazon and well. no. <3#ok the other issue is that i don’t like it when my niche thing gets mainstream and you get the annoying people involved who have no sense-#-of fandom history or respect for it. but it’s mostly amazin#<- i’m not correcting that
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medimops größte scam website im internet btw
#they talk#it's so annoying because sometimes they have the only/last copy of a book i want so i have to order from them#their lack of customer service is bordering on fraud ... couple months ago i got a copy of the man without qualities that was supposed to b#in acceptable readable condition. when it got to me it was literally falling apart and held together with an elastic (indicating they were#aware of the problem when packing the book!) when i made a customer complaint they told me to pay 4.50 to ship the book back to them#(i paid like 7€ for the book in the first place so that obviously made no sense at all bc they would only refund me that 7€. not ensure i#would get a usable copy)#ended up buying it new at my local bookstore for like 21€ because i needed it quickly at that point#anyway now i ordered a knitting magazine (from a uk publisher that went out of print. there's a back catalog of ebooks but i didn't#really want to spend 15 pounds on an ebook and medimops had the issue i wanted for like 4.50).#today it gets here and i am like hm odd i don't recognize any of these patterns really... which one of these did i want to make again#they sent me a completely different issue. lmao. lol.#i assume they dont have the correct one in the first place and just didn't really change the listing when they put it up#customer service is already being very unhelpful. i know they are going to tell me to pay 4.50 to ship the book back to them so they can#refund me the 4.50 i paid for the pattern. landing me at -4.50 without the pattern book. so i will probably just have to#keep the magazine and accept that they fucked me. <3 great
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“Read on a manuscript about a foreign stinging bush covered in tiny needle-like hairs, the slightest touch will embed the skin and inject a strong toxin, causing an intense pain that will intensify within 20 and 30 minutes after the contact. The needles will remain in the skin of the victim even for a year and touch in the affected area will trigger the release of the toxin. The victim will continue to suffer even months after the initial contact, and it’s likely that they will end up taking their own life.
I'm trying to get samples but I don't want to draw their attention to myself. It will be a future project, I suppose.”
“Hair needles are too big, but there must be a way to translate its mechanism into combat. Perhaps—"
[missing page]
#tang bo's diaries#diary 3#tang bo#fanfic#rotbb#rotmhs#///#That's the gimpy gimpy#Definitely worth checking out#AHHHHH I JUST FORGOT THE WRITING SHOULD BE VERTICAL#I'll correct this issue in future entries
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Happy 4/13, here's the Deltritan or Satyr Equivalent to Dragon Ball for their species and civilization.
#this was originally just satyr goku but uhhhh then i started thinking of more ideas with tien shinhan and krillin and bulma so uh yeahh#bulma's was rushed near the end; did all this on mouse and keyboard not a tablet and pen or phone & over 50 layers lmao#yes I spent way too long on this and yes i am mostly proud of it xD wanted to do something for 4/13 so here you go hs fandom#also partner wanted to see this idea realized since i had joked about it so i said screw it i'll make it real#instead of Shenron it's a Draconequus like Discord thus Draconequus ball instead of dragon ball collect his chaos orbs idk#once enough chaos magic is gathered in his orbs he will be summoned and grant one wish you get the idea; Dirk likes MLP#so i figure a narrative made by him would have influences of his subconscious yknow? just made sense in my mind#but yeah so here's some satyr headcanons for the satyrs species in hsbc in the form of a poster you would find in a omega kids room#i suppose if they're also called that but i guess we don't know yet; we don't know much of anything but wanted to get this out b4 413#juuust in case one gets revealed on 4/13 and I get something correct it would be really neat and funny :)#no its not perfect it was meant to be a rushed silly edit then went further and just kept going; i know there's issues all over lol#anyway here's my deltritus prediction that at least one kid will have some kind of anime poster and it'll be a legally distinct parody thin#we got some horse themes and some aquatic elements in there and the non-humans i didnt have time to edit ideas in for lol#ran out of time with Roshi and Yamcha so they're gonna be rthe classic greyscale humans just because i gotta rest soon and april 13#homestuck beyond canon#homestuck#homestuck satyr#homestuck fanart#413#4/13#this was an old dvd or vhs poster that somehow has adult piccolo with the rest of the original gang lol this is a joke edit but also#i drew stuff so going in fanart tag c: <3 no reference just drew some stuff on; the nose for son goku was from zoidberg futurama thou#lets see how much of this gets proven false or true or if we just don't see any hints of the new species at all tomorrow xD
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Wyll calling Astarion ugly for eating a tadpole
#I have never gotten this dialogue from him I like to think it's because it's solely aimed at astarion. DO NOT correct me if I'm wrong.#help me God I'm literally in tears over this#bg3#astarion#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll#bg3 memes#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#“though I SUPPOSE that's not what you wanted to talk about...” Wyll I love you so fucking much#“guess you didn't wanna hear me murder you in front of our friends 🙄 skill issue tbh 🙄🙄🙄”#he's so fucking funny
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#i am the only person on earth who finds angel's abuse to be written Fine like. at best#idkkk they had me in bl2 but after 3 is just really feels like they have a vendetta against abused kids#especially canonizing the fact that angel killed her mom in 3#like ohhh yes every parent has definite justifications for abusing their children#yes angel really was a dangerous monster and jack was correct to see her that way because she did just murder his wife#does that excuse his actions of course not!!! however there ever being a 'reason' for the abuse always ruins it for me#and considering the implication was that she killed her mom before anyway but it was just left a little vague. it's canon i can't avoid that#but it just feels so so cheap every time. i am not a fan!!#i think the calypsos also ended up highlighting a lot of issues with the way the gearbox writers handle it#especially towards women#yes. i am keeping in mind that troy was the quiet and nice abused child while tyreen was the inherently violent one#like. gearbox just really hates to see a woman that was abused by her father it's craaaazy to me#moxxi and ellie as well. it's crazy how scooter's death is treated eith more respect than ellie and moxxi's abuse they still run from in 2#like idkkkk when you look at how blands treats abused women as a whole i really think angel stops being this beacon of fantastic writing#she falls into all the same patterns every other abused woman does#she is violent. she is treated like a tool by the writers. her abuse has a certain turning point in which it starts#idk. maybe the real cheap thing is portraying jack as a stand-up guy around his child prior to the abuse starting#idk. i'm tired and disorganized and i am forever and always very mad at gearbox so#generally my two cents is a borderlands woman will always be hindered by the male writers who hate that she has daddy issues#you can tell the writer's room is male dominated and very easily is all#<- all of this tells me i need to learn about aurelia more. i am sooo curious how they actually handle her#it is unfortunate her playstyle is doodoobootyasscheeks for me. but i shall persevere#rant
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#keeley jones#ted lasso#i a) have very little evidence for this. b) am objectively correct.#both of these statements are true. trust.#real recognizes real#keeley and i have the same mommy issues. trust.#jamie voice sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who loves me#roy voice not sorry if i ever act weird. i was raised by a regular woman who i don't really have a relationship with#perfect trifecta of mommy issues<3#also i fucking love her mouth in this pic. she's so cute
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gif colors only looking correct on my square monitor from 2007 sure is something. like is this monitor better than every apple product screen? perhaps.
#i will make the most gloriously colored gifs on this thing. and then they look kinda ass on every other screen i own#and one might think it must be the old monitor that's the issue but no<3 she is beautiful and is also the only screen that lets me#actually test and correct the colors#my chromebook screen is the worst out of them all. literally washes out all colors#the iphone and ipad are OK but still not as vibrant#anyways. sometimes things that are Old are better<3
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I’d need to watch it again to confirm this, but I’m pretty sure that Thomas Becket is the only character who independently initiates touch with Henry?
There are plenty of people whom Henry touches, and it’s almost always possessive or threatening: the villager woman in the first flashback scene, the Saxon peasant girl (and possibly the old man? I think he prods at both of them with his riding crop), Gwendolen (holding her shoulders/neck), the French prostitute (kissing, leaning over, sitting on, slapping her butt), his sons (pushing and kicking them), the bishop (strangling), his barons (clutching onto one, tapping one’s head to indicate his vapidness), and Thomas too—(clasping his shoulders when he realizes Thomas is hurt, holding his hand to put on the chancellor ring).
Interestingly, I don’t think we ever see Henry touch or be touched by his mother or his wife. There’s the moment when he grabs/kicks their needlework, and later on he knocks all the plates off the table, possibly vaguely in their direction—so there are two physical interactions which are violent but still sort of… distant? And still the direction is just Henry to them (in terms of physicality, anyway—verbally, they do initiate conversations/fights with him).
Does anyone touch Henry? There are the monks who whip him in the end, but Henry has ordered them to do it. Likewise, there’s the servant/valet/page who begins to wipe him dry in the bath scene, but again, that’s someone performing a duty. Thomas Becket though, cuts in and takes over the drying, and the dialogue tells us explicitly that he’s not expected to do this, and doesn’t have to (“You’re a nobleman—why do you play at being my valet?”) but Becket seemingly wants to do it, and he knows Henry likes how he does it: enthusiastically, confidently, warmly, and freely (“No one does it like you, Thomas”). He towels Henry’s head, helps Henry put on his boots, and then casually uses Henry’s legs to push himself up to stand.
There’s the scene in Henry’s tent, after the French prostitute has left and the two of them are sitting on the bed: Becket sort of leans in and briefly clasps Henry’s arm where it’s lying in his lap, casually and warmly.
There’s also the getaway horse ride, where Becket is holding onto Henry, arms wrapped around him, and they’re both laughing and smiling. Henry’s shirt actually falls open a little and Becket’s hand winds up on his bare torso.
And then there are the thwarted attempts at touch, after the split: the two scenes where Henry accuses Becket of not loving him. Both times, Becket moves toward Henry and reaches out to touch him, and both times, Henry moves away and tells him to keep his distance.
They’re quick little things, but if they are actually the only instances of anyone touching Henry affectionately (or even of their own volition) that we see over the course of the movie, it does support an impression of Henry as fundamentally isolated—maybe there is truth to his claim that Becket is the only person who’s ever loved him.
What’s tragic is that 1) Henry doesn’t really know how to express love himself (see: Henry expressing nothing but violence and entitlement to everyone else around him, and even to Becket for the most part), and 2) Becket’s love, albeit huge in Henry’s world, is conflicted and unfulfilling—for both of them.
Becket might be the only person who’s dared to reach out to Henry and meet him on something close to a human level, and Henry loves him for it, but why does Becket do it? Part of it may just be an instinct of Becket’s to fulfill a need where he sees one, if he can, and if it benefits him. I think it’s so interesting that Henry seems obsessed with the question of whether Thomas really loves him, when it seems the truth might be that Thomas actually doesn’t know; maybe it’s an unanswerable, even nonsensical question to him. Like, what else could he do? I don’t know. “Insofar as I was capable of love, yes I did [love you].” But the fact that his last words, unwitnessed and private, are, “Poor Henry.” Fuck me up.
Ok, that last paragraph got away from me and now I can’t stop. Tempted to draw comparisons to “Beauty and the Beast” (this is a sad version where no magical transformation happens… unless you take a particular Catholic stance and consider that both of them maybe took real solace and meaning in Thomas being made a saint and that Henry maybe found real absolution through his penance).
I also want to compare all of this to “The Lion in Winter”, where it feels like, rather than a story about one lonely monster in a castle full of people he sees as objects, it’s a whole microcosm of traumatized and power-hungry people, reaching out for power and security and love and stabbing each other in the back, over and over. (Like, of course his mother and wife and kids have complex feelings for him—some of which involve love!) I think that depiction is better and less myopic, more true to life and probably a more accurate portrait of the historical figures involved (even when it comes to Henry and Becket—Becket was of that world too, after all), but I think I’ve rambled enough about all of this, so I’m going to end this post now. I’ll just say that there’s something nevertheless appealing about the boiled-down fairytale melodrama of “no one else ever loved me but you!”
#this entire post (tag ramble and all) was in my Drafts for like 3 months. it’s a lot of words that don’t say much but I’m setting it free ->#and now a new epiphany#henry is just the fucking phantom of the opera again isn’t he lmao#the original blorbo#(for me I mean)#which makes thomas christine and god… is raoul.. :/#maybe it’s a hot take to call becket a simple fairytale melodrama lol#it has its complexities… there’s… spirituality and politics#(although idk if the film is actually that interested in the matter of the separation of church vs state)#there’s the entire thing about oppressive hierarchal social structures and whether love is possible within such a structure#and if it’s not possible to escape and not possible to love in it then is love even a meaningful concept? is this becket’s issue?#in the dvd commentary peter otoole was so unconcerned with / unaware of a marxist and feminist reading of it that I was baffled#and had to realize that I was seeing that by default but that it’s not like. actually the default or Correct meaning#the co-commentator tries to go down that direction talking about Henry’s mistreatment of Becket and Gwendolen#and then he asks otoole if he thought that was reading into it too much and otoole is like ‘yes lol’ so .#his take seemed almost existentialist? like the tragedy of henry and thomas is that they are bound to different Roles in the world#and that they simply couldn’t be otherwise even though parts of them wanted it to be different#because they’ve chosen different paths different meaning to fulfill (but are aligned in a way by becket’s death/ascension)#and that is definitely a huge aspect of it#becket’s line: ‘we must do—absurdly—what we have been given to do’#hmm#anyway clearly I’m fucking insane now so#have this I guess . or don’t lol. goodnight#I’m giving myself a d+ for this tumblr.com paper#becket#peter o’toole as henry ii cinematic universe
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trying to draw but on my period so instead I'm lying in bed facedown and quitting before I explode
#I just want to draw Créa in a pretty dress.....#but struggling to draw faces again....#nothing is working so grumble grumble guess I'll be a week late to every drawing prompt. again#also frustrated with my art lately bc I actually have a LOT of art in my folder. and all of it is unpublished bc I don't finish things#or they're slightly imperfect and I'm embarrassed bc I'm not quite good enough to correct the issue I can see#I keep drawing crea in a 3/4ths view gkdnfkskg I get flustered about it bc idk how to draw from the front anymore?#anyways. lying in bed. consumed with art ideas. but must stop myself before I frustrate myself to tears
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